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Chapter 801: Qin and Han Dynasty, Han Wudi fights landlords, who will win? Couplet: The reign of Emp

Chapter 801: Qin and Han Dynasty, Han Wudi fights landlords, who will win? Couplet: The reign of Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing!

[Qin and Han Dynasty, Han Wudi Fighting Landlords, who will win? ! ]

[Han: I think this round is not fair! ]

【Qin: How is it unfair? 】

【Han: You only have two cards (two emperors). I have more than twenty (more than twenty emperors)! Of course you run faster! 】

【Qin: (slightly raises his eyes) Of course I can’t say that. What if my card is smaller?】

【Han: (snorts) Then I should go first? 】

【Qin: Sure.】

[Han: The reign of Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing! Couplet! (Emperor Wen of Han, Emperor Jing of Han)]

【Qin: (raised eyebrows) Humph! No! 】

[Han: So, you can’t afford the Zhaoxuan Restoration? (Emperor Zhao of Han, Emperor Xuan of Han)]

【Qin: Yes! (with an innocent look)】

[Han: (becoming more and more arrogant) The reigns of Ming and Zhang are still a pair! (Emperor Ming of Han, Emperor Zhang of Han)]

【Qin: You go out! 】

[Han: Donghan Kindergarten! Shunzi! ]

【Qin: Continue! 】

[Han: (70% surprise, 20% tentative, 10% unbelief) Liu Che...]

【Qin: Wait! Isn’t the single sheet coming out now? (Waving his hand!) Ying Zheng! Submit the order!】

【Han: (with a confused look on his face) I can’t afford it…】

【Qin: (Twisting two fingers lightly, throwing out a card) Hu Hai! He ran away!】

Barrage:

——"The Donghan Kindergarten made me laugh to death, hahaha!"

——"Hu Hai: I was just there to make up the numbers, but I won!"

——"Han Dynasty: I have a Wangzha Army! Qin Dynasty: I have Ying Zheng."

——"Emperor Wu of Han: What? I was actually sanctioned by the First Emperor?!"

——"It's so funny, quality is more important than quantity!"

——"Ying Zheng did not kill meritorious officials, nor did he destroy the royal family. Third, he established a new system. There was no such heavy killing at all!"

——"The great thing about Ying Zheng is that he created something from nothing. Judging from this alone, Emperor Wu of Han was a little bit behind."

——"Qin doesn't even have a bomb!"

——"I didn't laugh at first, until Donghan Kindergarten came out..."

——"Ying Zheng and Hu Hai, one can't be defeated by anyone, and the other can't be defeated by anyone! The combination of the two is equivalent to a king plus a three of diamonds!"

……

Looking at the contents on the sky curtain, the ancients couldn't help but smile.

It’s really interesting!
Interpreting the history of the two dynasties in such a humorous way has its own unique flavor.

If you think about it carefully, it is really touching that the Qin Dynasty perished in the second generation, but defeated the Han Dynasty, which lasted for 400 years, in the game of Landlord.

Isn’t this a true portrayal of history?

Although Qin Shihuang was in power for only a few decades, he accomplished great things unprecedented in history. He created a centralized imperial system, unified the writing system, currency, and measurement, and built the Great Wall. His influence continues to this day.

Looking at the Han Dynasty, although there were many emperors, the reigns of Emperors Wen and Jing, Zhao and Xuan, and Ming and Zhang took turns to reign, but their momentum was not as great as that of Qin Shihuang alone.

Doesn’t this prove the great talent and strategy of Qin Shihuang in history?

The strength of one person is equivalent to that of several generations of wise rulers.

What’s even more interesting is Hu Hai’s ending. His death in the second year turned out to be the magic weapon for victory. It has to be said that this is an extremely ironic arrangement.

If Hu Hai knew this, what would he think?
I'm afraid I never dreamed that I would eventually "defeat" the Han Dynasty in this way.

The fact that Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, was sanctioned is even more interesting.

A great leader, who traveled all over the world, was defeated by the First Emperor in a card game!

Isn’t this a historical confrontation in another sense?
Looking at the emperors of the Eastern Han Dynasty, they were jokingly called kindergartens. Although it was a bit sarcastic, it also revealed the historical truth.

In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, young rulers frequently emerged, the government declined, and eventually fell apart.

There is such a deep meaning hidden in such a joke.

This sky curtain may seem like a joke, but in fact, it reveals the true meaning of history everywhere...

Qin Dynasty plane.

It was noon and the sun was scorching.

Qin Shihuang sat in the main hall of Zhangtai Palace, reviewing memorials with bamboo slips in his hand.

Zhao Gao stood aside, holding a jade tablet in his hand to record.

Suddenly, there was a bright light in front of the hall, and the sky slowly opened.

Ying Zheng raised his eyes, looked carefully, his gaze gradually brightened, and a rare smile appeared on his face.

He put down the bamboo slips in his hand and watched the whole process with great interest.

"Interesting, really interesting."

The First Emperor nodded slightly and looked at Zhao Gao: "What do you think?"

Zhao Gao hurriedly took two steps forward and bowed respectfully: "Your Majesty, this performance is very interesting. Especially the fact that your Majesty made Emperor Wu of Han speechless with just one card, which further demonstrates your majesty's majesty."

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"That's a good point."

Ying Zheng stood up and stood with his hands behind his back: "I have unified the six kingdoms, made the writing system uniform, and made the wheels of the same size. My achievements surpass those of the Three Sovereigns and my virtues surpass those of the Five Emperors.

Even if all the so-called wise rulers of later generations were piled together, how could they compare to me?"

Zhao Gao nodded repeatedly: "That's right. Your Majesty will unify the world and lay the foundation for eternity.

Although it was a joke, the truth was revealed above the sky.

Whether it was the reign of Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing, or the restoration of Emperor Zhao and Emperor Xuan, none of them could compare to your majesty’s great achievements that will last for thousands of years.”

"I think this is a good way to promote it."

Ying Zheng walked to the front of the palace and looked into the distance: "Let future generations know that my achievements are enough to surpass the entire Han Dynasty. However..."

He paused for a moment, and raised his lips slightly: "The last one, Hu Hai, surprised me a little."

Zhao Gao bowed and said: "Your Majesty's achievements should be widely praised.

What is on the sky is the best proof.

The new policies initiated by Your Majesty and the achievements in unification are unmatched in later generations.

Just like this card game, your Majesty can decide the outcome with just one move!"

Ying Zheng sat back on the dragon chair and picked up the bamboo slips: "Very good, very good! Pass on my order and record the events of the sky curtain!"

After saying this, his gaze fell on the bamboo slips again, with a faint smile still on his face.

Zhao Gao stepped back and recorded everything carefully on the jade tablet.

The sun is shining brightly outside the palace, making this magnificent palace look magnificent and golden, as if the glory of the time when Qin Shihuang unified the six kingdoms remains.

……

Han Dynasty plane.

In the armory of the Weiyang Palace, Emperor Wu of Han was inspecting the newly made weapons.

Sima Qian held bamboo slips and recorded the number and performance of various weapons.

There was a flash of light before my eyes, and the sky slowly unfolded.

The more Liu Che watched, the angrier he became. He threw the sword in his hand to the ground, and the tip of the sword stuck into the ground, making a buzzing sound.

"Ridiculous! Absurd! I fought against the Xiongnu and expanded our territory, but I was suppressed by Qin Shi Huang? How absurd!"

Sima Qian saw this and quickly stepped forward to persuade him: "Your Majesty, calm down. This is just a game."

"game?"

Liu Che snorted coldly: "Tell me, why did the Eastern Han Dynasty become a kindergarten? Will my kingdom end up like this?"

"Your Majesty, this..."

Sima Qian pondered for a moment and said, "It must be a joke by later generations, not worth mentioning."

"Humph!"

Liu Che walked to the center of the armory and scanned the various weapons on display. "I pacified the Southwestern Barbarians, defeated the Xiongnu, established counties, and improved the salt and iron monopoly. How could such achievements be denied by Qin Shihuang alone?"

Sima Qian bowed slightly and said, "Your Majesty is right. Your Majesty's achievements do not need to be compared with others."

Liu Che suddenly turned around and said: "Immediately convey my order to strengthen the prince's education!

I must not let the descendants of the Han Dynasty become a kindergarten!"

(End of this chapter)

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