The cannon fodder of the whole family reads my heart and is addicted to the online drama.
Chapter 4 Binding System
Chapter 4 Binding System
【I remembered, they are】
"Puff puff!"
【Ah ah ah!I actually pissed myself!What a shame! ! 】
"!!" The emperor raised his hand tremblingly.
"vomit!!"
"Your Majesty, atone for your sins! Yue'er is still young, and it is difficult to control these physiological problems." Concubine Mu's face changed drastically, and she took Yao Guangyue over and shouted, "Come quickly! Get water to wash the Emperor's shit!!"
【I want to wash it too!My butt is sticky! ! 】
"One more pot, the little princess wants it too!"
The Queen frowned and raised her hand to cover her mouth and nose with a handkerchief.
"Hehehe" Mr. Wen smiled kindly.
The emperor was dragging shit in his trembling palms, veins bulging, "Is it funny?"
If this wasn't the shit of a mythical beast, I would have scolded everyone!
"The little princess is passing meconium, which means the little princess is in good health." Mr. Wen stroked his beard. "The little princess is in good health. As a minister, we are naturally happy."
"What about these golden eyes?" Concubine Mu handed Yao Guangyue to her grandma to wash her buttocks, while she asked carefully in front of Mr. Wen.
"It is indeed caused by jaundice. This situation is rare, but it is not uncommon among the people. May I ask, my dear concubine, did you take any medicine when you were pregnant? It caused the little princess to have high jaundice."
"Let me think about it. The medicines I took when I was pregnant were all handled by imperial doctors. There shouldn't be any problems. Could it be that there is something wrong with the food?!"
Concubine Mu pretended to reminisce and kept watching the queen's movements with her peripheral vision, "I remembered that I loved to eat that golden cake during the second trimester of pregnancy! That cake was as poisonous as it was, and I was haunted by it. Now that I think about it, what kind of cake is it?" What he can do is so haunting that someone might have tampered with it!"
The Queen's hand on the silk hand tightened obviously, and she forced a soft smile, "My concubine, are you joking? Who doesn't know that your Ling and the palace are like iron barrels? The maids are all notoriously loyal, and if they want to tamper with your food, it would be even harder than reaching heaven."
Concubine Mu raised her eyebrows and said, "How come the Queen understands my Linghe Palace so well? Could it be that she has come to my palace and tampered with her? So she has a deep understanding of it?"
"Presumptuous!" The queen's face darkened.
"Presumptuous?" Concubine Mu sneered, "Are there many of you who are so presumptuous in me?"
Concubine Mu had just given birth, and although her face was pale, she was a general from Humen and had a good foundation, so it was hard to tell how weak she was.
Mr. Wen didn't want to get involved in the internal fighting in the harem, so he just said: "There are many causes of jaundice, and it is difficult for me to judge. However, if the empress has an idea to find medicine or ingredients, I can still test it."
"Lao Wen will be old by then." Concubine Mu nodded slightly.
The matter of Yao Guangyue's golden eyes was completely cleared up. With Mr. Wen, a miracle doctor, confirming that it was just childhood jaundice, and coupled with the emperor's doting attitude towards the princess, no one dared to doubt it anymore.
【I feel so comfortable after washing my butt~ Ah, I’m sleepy. 】The little breasted dumpling yawned, closed his eyes, and fell asleep instantly.
The emperor raised his hand and waved away everyone. People in the palace came and went in a hurry. Within a few minutes, the entire Linghe Palace returned to its previous appearance.
The emperor walked out of Linghe Palace, feeling heavy in his heart.
The arrival of the mythical beast to Yaoguang Kingdom must be an auspicious sign. He believed that under the leadership of the mythical beast, Yaoguang Kingdom would be able to get out of that plot.
Just the male and female protagonists. Who are they?
The emperor subconsciously raised his hand to rub his nose, and suddenly smelled a smell that had not completely dissipated.
"vomit!!"
(ps: In fact, the poop of babies who are just born and who have been drinking breast milk have no smell, and they are not smelly at all. The above "vomiting" is purely necessary for the plot, thank you. Don't ask the author how he knows, the author has smelled it.)
[System binding 3, 2, 1, binding successful! 】
Naituanzi, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly opened his eyes.
【system? !Goldfinger is coming! 】Nai Tuanzi’s eyes shined.
[Hello host, I am Saving Cannon Fodder System 998. 】
【Save cannon fodder? 】Naituanzi has captured several keywords.
[Yes, because the halo of the male and female protagonists in this plane is too large and the killing is too heavy, in order to prevent the plane from collapsing, we need to reverse the ending, save the innocent cannon fodder who died tragically, and transfer the aura of the male and female protagonists. 】
[It’s so complicated. What should I do? 】
[It’s very simple, as long as the heroine confronts her!Try your best to destroy the plot and try to delay the progress of the male and female protagonists in completing the plot. Then you can find a way to collect faith and transfer the heroine's halo to yourself. By then you will become the heroine and all the plots will be rewritten by you! 】
[The collapse of the plot seems to be okay.] Anyway, she knows the direction of the plot, so she can just do everything in reverse. [But what is the degree of belief? 】
[Faith is the faith that the creatures in this world have in you. The more faith you have, the more heaven will tilt towards you. 】
[I understand, there is one last question. 】
【Say. 】
[What if the mission fails? 】
【die! 】
【! ! ! 】
The sound of Nai Tuanzi bursting into tears woke up Concubine Mu, and in Concubine Mu's shaking and warm embrace, Nai Tuanzi fell into a deep sleep.
(End of this chapter)
【I remembered, they are】
"Puff puff!"
【Ah ah ah!I actually pissed myself!What a shame! ! 】
"!!" The emperor raised his hand tremblingly.
"vomit!!"
"Your Majesty, atone for your sins! Yue'er is still young, and it is difficult to control these physiological problems." Concubine Mu's face changed drastically, and she took Yao Guangyue over and shouted, "Come quickly! Get water to wash the Emperor's shit!!"
【I want to wash it too!My butt is sticky! ! 】
"One more pot, the little princess wants it too!"
The Queen frowned and raised her hand to cover her mouth and nose with a handkerchief.
"Hehehe" Mr. Wen smiled kindly.
The emperor was dragging shit in his trembling palms, veins bulging, "Is it funny?"
If this wasn't the shit of a mythical beast, I would have scolded everyone!
"The little princess is passing meconium, which means the little princess is in good health." Mr. Wen stroked his beard. "The little princess is in good health. As a minister, we are naturally happy."
"What about these golden eyes?" Concubine Mu handed Yao Guangyue to her grandma to wash her buttocks, while she asked carefully in front of Mr. Wen.
"It is indeed caused by jaundice. This situation is rare, but it is not uncommon among the people. May I ask, my dear concubine, did you take any medicine when you were pregnant? It caused the little princess to have high jaundice."
"Let me think about it. The medicines I took when I was pregnant were all handled by imperial doctors. There shouldn't be any problems. Could it be that there is something wrong with the food?!"
Concubine Mu pretended to reminisce and kept watching the queen's movements with her peripheral vision, "I remembered that I loved to eat that golden cake during the second trimester of pregnancy! That cake was as poisonous as it was, and I was haunted by it. Now that I think about it, what kind of cake is it?" What he can do is so haunting that someone might have tampered with it!"
The Queen's hand on the silk hand tightened obviously, and she forced a soft smile, "My concubine, are you joking? Who doesn't know that your Ling and the palace are like iron barrels? The maids are all notoriously loyal, and if they want to tamper with your food, it would be even harder than reaching heaven."
Concubine Mu raised her eyebrows and said, "How come the Queen understands my Linghe Palace so well? Could it be that she has come to my palace and tampered with her? So she has a deep understanding of it?"
"Presumptuous!" The queen's face darkened.
"Presumptuous?" Concubine Mu sneered, "Are there many of you who are so presumptuous in me?"
Concubine Mu had just given birth, and although her face was pale, she was a general from Humen and had a good foundation, so it was hard to tell how weak she was.
Mr. Wen didn't want to get involved in the internal fighting in the harem, so he just said: "There are many causes of jaundice, and it is difficult for me to judge. However, if the empress has an idea to find medicine or ingredients, I can still test it."
"Lao Wen will be old by then." Concubine Mu nodded slightly.
The matter of Yao Guangyue's golden eyes was completely cleared up. With Mr. Wen, a miracle doctor, confirming that it was just childhood jaundice, and coupled with the emperor's doting attitude towards the princess, no one dared to doubt it anymore.
【I feel so comfortable after washing my butt~ Ah, I’m sleepy. 】The little breasted dumpling yawned, closed his eyes, and fell asleep instantly.
The emperor raised his hand and waved away everyone. People in the palace came and went in a hurry. Within a few minutes, the entire Linghe Palace returned to its previous appearance.
The emperor walked out of Linghe Palace, feeling heavy in his heart.
The arrival of the mythical beast to Yaoguang Kingdom must be an auspicious sign. He believed that under the leadership of the mythical beast, Yaoguang Kingdom would be able to get out of that plot.
Just the male and female protagonists. Who are they?
The emperor subconsciously raised his hand to rub his nose, and suddenly smelled a smell that had not completely dissipated.
"vomit!!"
(ps: In fact, the poop of babies who are just born and who have been drinking breast milk have no smell, and they are not smelly at all. The above "vomiting" is purely necessary for the plot, thank you. Don't ask the author how he knows, the author has smelled it.)
[System binding 3, 2, 1, binding successful! 】
Naituanzi, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly opened his eyes.
【system? !Goldfinger is coming! 】Nai Tuanzi’s eyes shined.
[Hello host, I am Saving Cannon Fodder System 998. 】
【Save cannon fodder? 】Naituanzi has captured several keywords.
[Yes, because the halo of the male and female protagonists in this plane is too large and the killing is too heavy, in order to prevent the plane from collapsing, we need to reverse the ending, save the innocent cannon fodder who died tragically, and transfer the aura of the male and female protagonists. 】
[It’s so complicated. What should I do? 】
[It’s very simple, as long as the heroine confronts her!Try your best to destroy the plot and try to delay the progress of the male and female protagonists in completing the plot. Then you can find a way to collect faith and transfer the heroine's halo to yourself. By then you will become the heroine and all the plots will be rewritten by you! 】
[The collapse of the plot seems to be okay.] Anyway, she knows the direction of the plot, so she can just do everything in reverse. [But what is the degree of belief? 】
[Faith is the faith that the creatures in this world have in you. The more faith you have, the more heaven will tilt towards you. 】
[I understand, there is one last question. 】
【Say. 】
[What if the mission fails? 】
【die! 】
【! ! ! 】
The sound of Nai Tuanzi bursting into tears woke up Concubine Mu, and in Concubine Mu's shaking and warm embrace, Nai Tuanzi fell into a deep sleep.
(End of this chapter)
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