After the college entrance examination, the stupid beauty shocked the world by drawing cards
Chapter 1 Illiterate idol, 4 college entrance examinations
Chapter 1 Illiterate idol, four college entrance examinations
As the first college entrance examination candidate to leave the examination room this year, Wen Xi was attacked by the live microphones of more than a dozen media outlets as soon as she left school.
Every year, various media focus on the college entrance examination. Anchor: "Classmate, how do you feel about this college entrance examination?"
Wen Xi nodded lightly: "It's quite simple for me." It was really simple for her who had a superior IQ in her previous life.
The anchor, seeing the girl in front of him so calm, continued to ask: "What do you think of the difficulty of the Chinese language questions?"
Wen Xi continued in a calm tone: "It's relatively simple."
The anchor continued to ask: "Then how many points are you sure you can get?"
The college entrance examination Chinese in this world is very simple. Wen Xi estimated his score: "It's around 140."
Hearing Wen Xi's answer, everyone took a breath. She actually said that she could get 140 for such a subjective subject like Chinese?
At this time, another media outlet asked: "Classmate, as the first person to leave the examination room after the college entrance examination, what are your plans for this summer vacation?"
She pondered for a moment and said, "It's hard to make a living, and I'm going to go south to work."
"So what do you think about work?"
"I can do any job. The key is to hope that major companies can cancel the paid holidays. Workers need normal weekends."
Everyone at the scene was originally curious about why this little girl wanted to work, but now they heard this and were in an uproar. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. This simply expresses the aspirations of all migrant workers!
The first person to interview Wen Xi was a leading outdoor anchor. As soon as Wen Xi said these words, the barrage in his live broadcast room rolled like snowflakes:
[I’m so touched by the social beast who takes the Dragon Boat Festival holiday, she is simply my Internet mouthpiece! 】
【Do you need to take the college entrance examination if you are so good?Admit directly!She has the people in her heart! 】
[Child, you deserve to enjoy the Ancestral Temple! 】
【child!Volunteer to apply for Tsinghua and Peking University!Send the link and we'll help you. 】
[No, this girl seems familiar...]
At this moment, the anchor became even more excited when he heard Wen Xi's answer. This girl is not only good-looking, but also has such a big personality!
The Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, and canceling holiday breaks is a hot topic. Their interview will definitely explode. He quickly contacted people to edit the video and upload it to major platforms to increase the popularity.
At this time, someone in the live broadcast room finally recognized who Wen Xi was.
[I remembered, isn’t this the illiterate Wen Xi who took the college entrance examination three times? 】
[The joke of the year is that Wen Xi, who has thirty typos in a handwritten thank-you letter, said that he scored 140 in Chinese in the college entrance examination! 】
[My Chinese language tutor, the questions this time were very tricky. She can test 140. I will take the test paper live. 】
[Obviously, Wen Xi left the examination room because he couldn't write and submitted the paper in advance, but he actually flattered him by saying that the questions were easy. How shameless! 】
[I withdraw what I just said that she deserves to enjoy the Ancestral Temple. Let’s forget about being illiterate. 】
[Haha, Wen Xi gave up the college entrance examination in the first year because of the draft. In the second year, he scored 210. After repeating the exam for two years, he scored 250 for the third time. Last month, it was revealed that the fourth college entrance examination mock test score was less than 200. . 】
[She is so bad and yet she dares to boast that she can pass 140. Is her brain really as mentally retarded as what is said on the Internet? 】
The anchor didn't have time to watch the barrage, so he asked the next question: "So, little girl, which university is your target?"
Hearing this, Wen Xi deliberately showed a hint of distress on his brows - "I'm still torn between Tsinghua University and Peking University."
ho-
This hot spot is hot enough.This nonsense is absolutely black!
Wen Xi didn't know if the other party recognized her, but with so many media, the opportunity was rare.
In today's society, everything is black and red, so she has to seize the opportunity and play the big game.
After Wen Xi said this, she found that more and more people were taking pictures of her with their mobile phones.
Wen Xi actually traveled through time, and the original person she wore in this life was a 38-tier star vase in the entertainment industry of this era, a really mentally retarded and illiterate idol.
The original owner failed the college entrance examination many times and repeated the exam for three years. This is the fourth time the original owner has taken the college entrance examination.
So she had no choice but to bite the bullet and take the college entrance examination in place of the original owner, and she had to find a way to get ahead in the entertainment industry, otherwise the original owner's reputation as poor and stupid was a real pill!
The anchor discovered that this girl has such a loud voice!What a nonsense!
And because of Wen Xi's words, there was an uproar on the Internet.
[Tsinghua University or Peking University?Wen Xi really dares to pick!Why don't you struggle with New Oriental and Lanxiang? 】
[It’s so fierce! Illiterate people in the entertainment industry dare to go to the moon and touch porcelain! 】【Wen Xi is getting more and more confused. I heard that there has been no official announcement for half a year. The method of hot search this time is eye-opening! 】
At this time, the anchor saw the barrage saying that this girl was an illiterate idol, and immediately discovered a bigger hot spot for speculation, and hurriedly confirmed Wen Xi's identity: "Can I ask your name? After the results come out, we are looking forward to it in Qingbei I saw you on the admission list.”
Wen Xi didn't care about the anchor's intention, took the anchor's microphone, and smiled brightly: "My name is Wen Xi, warm Wen, hopeful Xi!"
After Wen Xi finished speaking, she heard the sound of mighty footsteps behind her. If she didn't run, she would be stuck in traffic!
After watching Wen Xi leave with a smile on her face, everyone realized belatedly that the girl being interviewed was actually the illiterate Wen Xi in the entertainment industry who failed the college entrance examination three times!
Unexpectedly, the first candidate to leave the examination room turned out to be a famous idiot star in the entertainment industry. Many gossip passers-by also found it funny and immediately posted the subsequent interview on major short video platforms!
Netizens in the anchor's live broadcast room have quickly shared the fun with their relatives and friends.
The top illiterate person in the entertainment industry turned in his papers early and was the first to appear. He even threatened to decide between Tsinghua University and Peking University.
It's simply a horror of slipping the world!
Wen Xi's eloquent interview quickly spread on the Internet and became a hot search topic.
Netizens were stunned by Wen Xi's arrogant speech, and started group mocking mode one after another.
*
Penguin Video Planning Department.
"National Style Youth Tour" is a new variety show being planned by Penguin Video, a leading film and television platform.
The content is that celebrity guests take amateur students to visit tourist attractions in China to promote China's great rivers and mountains and national culture.
Director Xu, the chief director of the variety show, was a little nervous when facing the interview with Mr. Yang, the project leader.
Mr. Yang got straight to the point: "Director Xu, we have planned a national style variety show this time. I watched it and the content is indeed good and very positive."
"but--"
"The show is too serious and lacks highlights and gimmicks. It will be difficult to become popular."
Director Xu noticed that Mr. Yang's tone sounded like he was selling off his words: "What advice does Mr. Yang have?"
Mr. Yang glanced at his mobile phone: "You still have a guest spot available, right?"
Director Xu nodded. The Chinese culture program has very high requirements for the cultural background of the guests, and the audience base is not large. If the filming is not good, it will really not make any waves.
Many artists have declined such thankless announcements.
"Academic leaders, national style Internet celebrities, academic stars, you have the program set up."
Mr. Yang took stock of the guests on the show, and then handed the mobile phone on the table to Director Xu:
"There has to be a control group, right? There's conflict and topicality, just to set it off."
"Otherwise, there are just a few top students traveling, drinking, and poetry on the show. Who would care to watch!"
Director Xu took the phone, and the hot search on the phone was an interview video of Wen Xi, a well-known illiterate in the entertainment industry, leaving the examination room.
After reading it, Director Xu’s inspiration went straight to Tianling Gai at this moment!
Countless controversial plots already have images in his mind: Wen Xi cannot do two-digit addition and subtraction when buying groceries, Wen Xi mispronounces the name of a scenic spot and is laughed at by the crowd, Wen Xi loses to a primary school student in a poetry competition
In particular, the program guests include scholars from Peking University and top students from Tsinghua University.
The top academic guest has a direct master's degree from Tsinghua University in three years. Wen Xi has been in high school for three years and is still taking the college entrance examination.
——“I’m still torn between Tsinghua University and Peking University.
With these words, Wen Xi was whipped repeatedly by netizens.
Director Xu sat up in shock: "Mr. Yang, I understand!"
The true meaning of fire shows is to catch horses!
Ever since, Wen Xi, who had just rushed home that day, received an invitation to be a permanent guest in the variety show "National Style Youth Tour" of the leading platform Penguin Video.
Wen Xi was very surprised. With his status, he couldn't even get a chance to be a flying guest in this kind of variety show. Why was he suddenly invited to be a regular guest?
After Wen Xi read the script of "Guo Feng Boy Xing", she suddenly realized.
Almost all the other guests were academics, and the purpose of inviting her was obvious - to let the original owner, an uneducated person, act as a clown.
Wen Xi sighed. After passing through, she took a good look at the memory in her mind. The original owner was really a person with insufficient intelligence.
The IQ of ordinary people is between 90-110, and her IQ is estimated to be around 75. If she wasn't beautiful enough, she really wouldn't be able to enter the entertainment industry.
Her stupid vase persona is probably not something that many people in the industry are well aware of.
Otherwise, why should she be given this opportunity? This program team is probably just asking the original host to be the top student guest in this program and the control group is a mentally retarded student.
It's a pity that she is no longer the stupid beauty Wen Xi she was.
(End of this chapter)
As the first college entrance examination candidate to leave the examination room this year, Wen Xi was attacked by the live microphones of more than a dozen media outlets as soon as she left school.
Every year, various media focus on the college entrance examination. Anchor: "Classmate, how do you feel about this college entrance examination?"
Wen Xi nodded lightly: "It's quite simple for me." It was really simple for her who had a superior IQ in her previous life.
The anchor, seeing the girl in front of him so calm, continued to ask: "What do you think of the difficulty of the Chinese language questions?"
Wen Xi continued in a calm tone: "It's relatively simple."
The anchor continued to ask: "Then how many points are you sure you can get?"
The college entrance examination Chinese in this world is very simple. Wen Xi estimated his score: "It's around 140."
Hearing Wen Xi's answer, everyone took a breath. She actually said that she could get 140 for such a subjective subject like Chinese?
At this time, another media outlet asked: "Classmate, as the first person to leave the examination room after the college entrance examination, what are your plans for this summer vacation?"
She pondered for a moment and said, "It's hard to make a living, and I'm going to go south to work."
"So what do you think about work?"
"I can do any job. The key is to hope that major companies can cancel the paid holidays. Workers need normal weekends."
Everyone at the scene was originally curious about why this little girl wanted to work, but now they heard this and were in an uproar. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. This simply expresses the aspirations of all migrant workers!
The first person to interview Wen Xi was a leading outdoor anchor. As soon as Wen Xi said these words, the barrage in his live broadcast room rolled like snowflakes:
[I’m so touched by the social beast who takes the Dragon Boat Festival holiday, she is simply my Internet mouthpiece! 】
【Do you need to take the college entrance examination if you are so good?Admit directly!She has the people in her heart! 】
[Child, you deserve to enjoy the Ancestral Temple! 】
【child!Volunteer to apply for Tsinghua and Peking University!Send the link and we'll help you. 】
[No, this girl seems familiar...]
At this moment, the anchor became even more excited when he heard Wen Xi's answer. This girl is not only good-looking, but also has such a big personality!
The Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, and canceling holiday breaks is a hot topic. Their interview will definitely explode. He quickly contacted people to edit the video and upload it to major platforms to increase the popularity.
At this time, someone in the live broadcast room finally recognized who Wen Xi was.
[I remembered, isn’t this the illiterate Wen Xi who took the college entrance examination three times? 】
[The joke of the year is that Wen Xi, who has thirty typos in a handwritten thank-you letter, said that he scored 140 in Chinese in the college entrance examination! 】
[My Chinese language tutor, the questions this time were very tricky. She can test 140. I will take the test paper live. 】
[Obviously, Wen Xi left the examination room because he couldn't write and submitted the paper in advance, but he actually flattered him by saying that the questions were easy. How shameless! 】
[I withdraw what I just said that she deserves to enjoy the Ancestral Temple. Let’s forget about being illiterate. 】
[Haha, Wen Xi gave up the college entrance examination in the first year because of the draft. In the second year, he scored 210. After repeating the exam for two years, he scored 250 for the third time. Last month, it was revealed that the fourth college entrance examination mock test score was less than 200. . 】
[She is so bad and yet she dares to boast that she can pass 140. Is her brain really as mentally retarded as what is said on the Internet? 】
The anchor didn't have time to watch the barrage, so he asked the next question: "So, little girl, which university is your target?"
Hearing this, Wen Xi deliberately showed a hint of distress on his brows - "I'm still torn between Tsinghua University and Peking University."
ho-
This hot spot is hot enough.This nonsense is absolutely black!
Wen Xi didn't know if the other party recognized her, but with so many media, the opportunity was rare.
In today's society, everything is black and red, so she has to seize the opportunity and play the big game.
After Wen Xi said this, she found that more and more people were taking pictures of her with their mobile phones.
Wen Xi actually traveled through time, and the original person she wore in this life was a 38-tier star vase in the entertainment industry of this era, a really mentally retarded and illiterate idol.
The original owner failed the college entrance examination many times and repeated the exam for three years. This is the fourth time the original owner has taken the college entrance examination.
So she had no choice but to bite the bullet and take the college entrance examination in place of the original owner, and she had to find a way to get ahead in the entertainment industry, otherwise the original owner's reputation as poor and stupid was a real pill!
The anchor discovered that this girl has such a loud voice!What a nonsense!
And because of Wen Xi's words, there was an uproar on the Internet.
[Tsinghua University or Peking University?Wen Xi really dares to pick!Why don't you struggle with New Oriental and Lanxiang? 】
[It’s so fierce! Illiterate people in the entertainment industry dare to go to the moon and touch porcelain! 】【Wen Xi is getting more and more confused. I heard that there has been no official announcement for half a year. The method of hot search this time is eye-opening! 】
At this time, the anchor saw the barrage saying that this girl was an illiterate idol, and immediately discovered a bigger hot spot for speculation, and hurriedly confirmed Wen Xi's identity: "Can I ask your name? After the results come out, we are looking forward to it in Qingbei I saw you on the admission list.”
Wen Xi didn't care about the anchor's intention, took the anchor's microphone, and smiled brightly: "My name is Wen Xi, warm Wen, hopeful Xi!"
After Wen Xi finished speaking, she heard the sound of mighty footsteps behind her. If she didn't run, she would be stuck in traffic!
After watching Wen Xi leave with a smile on her face, everyone realized belatedly that the girl being interviewed was actually the illiterate Wen Xi in the entertainment industry who failed the college entrance examination three times!
Unexpectedly, the first candidate to leave the examination room turned out to be a famous idiot star in the entertainment industry. Many gossip passers-by also found it funny and immediately posted the subsequent interview on major short video platforms!
Netizens in the anchor's live broadcast room have quickly shared the fun with their relatives and friends.
The top illiterate person in the entertainment industry turned in his papers early and was the first to appear. He even threatened to decide between Tsinghua University and Peking University.
It's simply a horror of slipping the world!
Wen Xi's eloquent interview quickly spread on the Internet and became a hot search topic.
Netizens were stunned by Wen Xi's arrogant speech, and started group mocking mode one after another.
*
Penguin Video Planning Department.
"National Style Youth Tour" is a new variety show being planned by Penguin Video, a leading film and television platform.
The content is that celebrity guests take amateur students to visit tourist attractions in China to promote China's great rivers and mountains and national culture.
Director Xu, the chief director of the variety show, was a little nervous when facing the interview with Mr. Yang, the project leader.
Mr. Yang got straight to the point: "Director Xu, we have planned a national style variety show this time. I watched it and the content is indeed good and very positive."
"but--"
"The show is too serious and lacks highlights and gimmicks. It will be difficult to become popular."
Director Xu noticed that Mr. Yang's tone sounded like he was selling off his words: "What advice does Mr. Yang have?"
Mr. Yang glanced at his mobile phone: "You still have a guest spot available, right?"
Director Xu nodded. The Chinese culture program has very high requirements for the cultural background of the guests, and the audience base is not large. If the filming is not good, it will really not make any waves.
Many artists have declined such thankless announcements.
"Academic leaders, national style Internet celebrities, academic stars, you have the program set up."
Mr. Yang took stock of the guests on the show, and then handed the mobile phone on the table to Director Xu:
"There has to be a control group, right? There's conflict and topicality, just to set it off."
"Otherwise, there are just a few top students traveling, drinking, and poetry on the show. Who would care to watch!"
Director Xu took the phone, and the hot search on the phone was an interview video of Wen Xi, a well-known illiterate in the entertainment industry, leaving the examination room.
After reading it, Director Xu’s inspiration went straight to Tianling Gai at this moment!
Countless controversial plots already have images in his mind: Wen Xi cannot do two-digit addition and subtraction when buying groceries, Wen Xi mispronounces the name of a scenic spot and is laughed at by the crowd, Wen Xi loses to a primary school student in a poetry competition
In particular, the program guests include scholars from Peking University and top students from Tsinghua University.
The top academic guest has a direct master's degree from Tsinghua University in three years. Wen Xi has been in high school for three years and is still taking the college entrance examination.
——“I’m still torn between Tsinghua University and Peking University.
With these words, Wen Xi was whipped repeatedly by netizens.
Director Xu sat up in shock: "Mr. Yang, I understand!"
The true meaning of fire shows is to catch horses!
Ever since, Wen Xi, who had just rushed home that day, received an invitation to be a permanent guest in the variety show "National Style Youth Tour" of the leading platform Penguin Video.
Wen Xi was very surprised. With his status, he couldn't even get a chance to be a flying guest in this kind of variety show. Why was he suddenly invited to be a regular guest?
After Wen Xi read the script of "Guo Feng Boy Xing", she suddenly realized.
Almost all the other guests were academics, and the purpose of inviting her was obvious - to let the original owner, an uneducated person, act as a clown.
Wen Xi sighed. After passing through, she took a good look at the memory in her mind. The original owner was really a person with insufficient intelligence.
The IQ of ordinary people is between 90-110, and her IQ is estimated to be around 75. If she wasn't beautiful enough, she really wouldn't be able to enter the entertainment industry.
Her stupid vase persona is probably not something that many people in the industry are well aware of.
Otherwise, why should she be given this opportunity? This program team is probably just asking the original host to be the top student guest in this program and the control group is a mentally retarded student.
It's a pity that she is no longer the stupid beauty Wen Xi she was.
(End of this chapter)
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