On the day of the blind date, I got my certificate from the paranoid richest man.
Chapter 355 Too Exciting
Chapter 355 Too Exciting
Seeing Gu Yanbai and Du Shengsheng spreading dog food in the street, Han Jingya and Bai Ruoqing both made goosebumps: "Oh, stop showing off, we singles won't be able to bear it anymore."
Du Shengsheng blushed and quickly shook off Gu Yanbai's hand.
Mr. Gu, really, why are you talking about love all of a sudden?
It was strangely embarrassing to listen to love talk in front of two best friends.
"Shengsheng, you are thinking too much. My brother-in-law is so good to you, so he will never cheat on you." Jiang Yingchun said with a smile: "I am someone who has been through it all. I can see that my brother-in-law is very good at caring for his family. He will never cheat on you." Not the kind of cheating scumbag."
"That's right, I don't think Gu Yanbai will cheat." Han Jingya also said: "You can tell it by looking at his face. Look at how wretched Gong Lei looks, with sinister eyebrows, a traitorous look on his face, and he's so greasy. You can tell from his face that he is not a good person.”
"But your husband is different. He has sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and deep facial features. He is handsome no matter how you look at him."
As she said that, Han Jingya showed a nymphomaniac expression. Bai Ruoqing on the side couldn't help but stretched out her hand and poked Han Jingya's forehead hard: "You nymphomaniac must have a limit, okay? It's pseudoscience to be born from the heart. , don’t beautify and judge people by their appearance.”
Du Shengsheng also covered her mouth and smiled: "Qingqing is right. Some men are ugly but have good character. Some men are good-looking but have bad character. If good-looking means good character, then Those male stars wouldn’t have their houses collapsed one after another.”
"But Gong Lei looks really vulgar." Han Jingya covered her forehead and muttered in a low voice: "Looking so ugly and cheating... makes me so angry! I really want to expose him!"
Han Jingya is a person with a strong sense of justice. She can't tolerate sand in her eyes, especially when she can't see a scumbag go unpunished.
"There is nothing we can do to punish this bastard like Gong Lei?" Han Jingya said: "Cheating is already very bad. He also cheated on Xu Xinxin when she just gave birth to his son... No, it's too disgusting. , I really can’t stand it, now I just want to post ‘Gong Lei is a disgusting cheating scumbag’ on Gong Lei’s home and his place of work to make him infamous!”
"He really went too far." Du Shengsheng also said: "In order to give birth to his son, Xinxin gave birth to three children in three years, and her body was damaged. He was lucky. His wife had not yet given birth, and he came out to find a woman to open a house. "
The more they talked, the angrier they became, and they both wanted to tear the scumbag apart for Xu Xinxin.
But this was someone else's housework after all. Although they were very angry, they couldn't care less about it.
At this time, Gu Yanbai suddenly said quietly: "Do you want to deal with that man named Gong Lei?"
"Of course I have. I hate cheating scumbags like this the most." Han Jingya said without hesitation: "But just now Qingqing said that Xu Xinxin is a love brain that cannot be supported by mud. If she tells her that her husband has cheated, Not only will she not thank me, she might even break up with me!"
"That's because you used the wrong method." Gu Yanbai said calmly: "If you want to deal with Gong Lei, it's actually very simple. You only need to download a small software that can hide your mobile phone number, and then when the mobile phone number is hidden Under the premise, send a text message to Xu Xinxin to let Xu Xinxin know that her husband has cheated."
"Isn't this useless?" Du Shengsheng said: "We are all Xu Xinxin's best friends. She doesn't even believe our words. How can she believe a text message from an unknown number?"
"Don't worry, listen to me." Gu Yanbai raised the corners of his lips and smiled enigmatically: "I'm not asking you to send text messages as a bystander, but I'm asking you to send text messages as a mistress. Provoking Xu Xinxin."
After hearing this, Du Shengsheng, Han Jingya and Bai Ruoqing all showed shocked expressions.Gu Yanbai's move was really amazing!
No matter how serious a love brain is, a woman cannot still firmly believe that her husband has not cheated on her after receiving a provocative text message from her mistress.
"Hahahahaha, Gu Yanbai, your move is really damaging." Han Jingya was the first to recover from the shock. She laughed and praised Gu Yanbai and said, "It's damaging, but it's very effective! Let's just do this Do it!"
"This is indeed a wonderful idea." Du Shengsheng also nodded: "This not only reminds Xinxin that her husband is cheating, but it also doesn't expose us... Mr. Gu, you are so smart!"
"Not only that, that idiot Gong Lei will definitely think that the text message was sent by the mistress, and then he will have a big quarrel with the mistress!" Han Jingya laughed and said, "Hahahaha, when I think of this pair of adulterers, When a woman bites a dog, I feel so happy and happy! Gu Yanbai, your method is really great!"
Facing the unabashed praise from Du Shengsheng and Han Jingya, Gu Yanbai was a little surprised.
Because he didn't think his idea was so brilliant.
In fact, if he was really asked to do it, he would have ten thousand ways to deal with Gong Lei, and texting was just the simplest and most labor-saving one.
"But what software can hide a mobile phone number?" Bai Ruoqing asked, "Do you want to check online?"
"No, I'll send you a program code. Just open it and install it. It's very simple." Gu Yanbai said.
Gu Yanbai knows computers and can design programs. He is a genius. He can learn these childish things in elementary school.
This program code was designed by Gu Yanbai himself. His contact information is top secret and will not be disclosed to anyone easily, so he designed such a small program to hide his mobile phone number.
"Okay." Gu Yanbai sent the program code to Du Shengsheng, and then installed it with Du Shengsheng: "Did you see this button? When you want to hide the number, just press it. When you don't want to hide it, press it back. , if the button is red, it means the number has been hidden, and if the button is green, it means the hiding is turned off."
"Wow, that's so interesting." Han Jingya said, "Send it to me too. I also want to have such a cool skill."
Gu Yanbai nodded, so he also sent it to Han Jingya and installed the code to hide the mobile phone number.
"Okay, the next step is to edit the text message." Han Jingya geared up: "I'm familiar with this, let me do it!"
Han Jingya writes novels, and she can easily pick up any provocative text messages.
"I think before sending a provocative text message, it's better to pretend that the mistress sent the wrong text message. This will be more exciting." Han Jingya said enthusiastically: "You guys say, I'll say 'Gong Lei, I left your underwear here. When I go to work tomorrow I'll take you there'...How about I say this?"
As soon as these words came out, Du Shengsheng and Bai Ruoqing were shocked.
As expected of a novelist, this... this... this is so exciting!
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Gu Yanbai and Du Shengsheng spreading dog food in the street, Han Jingya and Bai Ruoqing both made goosebumps: "Oh, stop showing off, we singles won't be able to bear it anymore."
Du Shengsheng blushed and quickly shook off Gu Yanbai's hand.
Mr. Gu, really, why are you talking about love all of a sudden?
It was strangely embarrassing to listen to love talk in front of two best friends.
"Shengsheng, you are thinking too much. My brother-in-law is so good to you, so he will never cheat on you." Jiang Yingchun said with a smile: "I am someone who has been through it all. I can see that my brother-in-law is very good at caring for his family. He will never cheat on you." Not the kind of cheating scumbag."
"That's right, I don't think Gu Yanbai will cheat." Han Jingya also said: "You can tell it by looking at his face. Look at how wretched Gong Lei looks, with sinister eyebrows, a traitorous look on his face, and he's so greasy. You can tell from his face that he is not a good person.”
"But your husband is different. He has sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and deep facial features. He is handsome no matter how you look at him."
As she said that, Han Jingya showed a nymphomaniac expression. Bai Ruoqing on the side couldn't help but stretched out her hand and poked Han Jingya's forehead hard: "You nymphomaniac must have a limit, okay? It's pseudoscience to be born from the heart. , don’t beautify and judge people by their appearance.”
Du Shengsheng also covered her mouth and smiled: "Qingqing is right. Some men are ugly but have good character. Some men are good-looking but have bad character. If good-looking means good character, then Those male stars wouldn’t have their houses collapsed one after another.”
"But Gong Lei looks really vulgar." Han Jingya covered her forehead and muttered in a low voice: "Looking so ugly and cheating... makes me so angry! I really want to expose him!"
Han Jingya is a person with a strong sense of justice. She can't tolerate sand in her eyes, especially when she can't see a scumbag go unpunished.
"There is nothing we can do to punish this bastard like Gong Lei?" Han Jingya said: "Cheating is already very bad. He also cheated on Xu Xinxin when she just gave birth to his son... No, it's too disgusting. , I really can’t stand it, now I just want to post ‘Gong Lei is a disgusting cheating scumbag’ on Gong Lei’s home and his place of work to make him infamous!”
"He really went too far." Du Shengsheng also said: "In order to give birth to his son, Xinxin gave birth to three children in three years, and her body was damaged. He was lucky. His wife had not yet given birth, and he came out to find a woman to open a house. "
The more they talked, the angrier they became, and they both wanted to tear the scumbag apart for Xu Xinxin.
But this was someone else's housework after all. Although they were very angry, they couldn't care less about it.
At this time, Gu Yanbai suddenly said quietly: "Do you want to deal with that man named Gong Lei?"
"Of course I have. I hate cheating scumbags like this the most." Han Jingya said without hesitation: "But just now Qingqing said that Xu Xinxin is a love brain that cannot be supported by mud. If she tells her that her husband has cheated, Not only will she not thank me, she might even break up with me!"
"That's because you used the wrong method." Gu Yanbai said calmly: "If you want to deal with Gong Lei, it's actually very simple. You only need to download a small software that can hide your mobile phone number, and then when the mobile phone number is hidden Under the premise, send a text message to Xu Xinxin to let Xu Xinxin know that her husband has cheated."
"Isn't this useless?" Du Shengsheng said: "We are all Xu Xinxin's best friends. She doesn't even believe our words. How can she believe a text message from an unknown number?"
"Don't worry, listen to me." Gu Yanbai raised the corners of his lips and smiled enigmatically: "I'm not asking you to send text messages as a bystander, but I'm asking you to send text messages as a mistress. Provoking Xu Xinxin."
After hearing this, Du Shengsheng, Han Jingya and Bai Ruoqing all showed shocked expressions.Gu Yanbai's move was really amazing!
No matter how serious a love brain is, a woman cannot still firmly believe that her husband has not cheated on her after receiving a provocative text message from her mistress.
"Hahahahaha, Gu Yanbai, your move is really damaging." Han Jingya was the first to recover from the shock. She laughed and praised Gu Yanbai and said, "It's damaging, but it's very effective! Let's just do this Do it!"
"This is indeed a wonderful idea." Du Shengsheng also nodded: "This not only reminds Xinxin that her husband is cheating, but it also doesn't expose us... Mr. Gu, you are so smart!"
"Not only that, that idiot Gong Lei will definitely think that the text message was sent by the mistress, and then he will have a big quarrel with the mistress!" Han Jingya laughed and said, "Hahahaha, when I think of this pair of adulterers, When a woman bites a dog, I feel so happy and happy! Gu Yanbai, your method is really great!"
Facing the unabashed praise from Du Shengsheng and Han Jingya, Gu Yanbai was a little surprised.
Because he didn't think his idea was so brilliant.
In fact, if he was really asked to do it, he would have ten thousand ways to deal with Gong Lei, and texting was just the simplest and most labor-saving one.
"But what software can hide a mobile phone number?" Bai Ruoqing asked, "Do you want to check online?"
"No, I'll send you a program code. Just open it and install it. It's very simple." Gu Yanbai said.
Gu Yanbai knows computers and can design programs. He is a genius. He can learn these childish things in elementary school.
This program code was designed by Gu Yanbai himself. His contact information is top secret and will not be disclosed to anyone easily, so he designed such a small program to hide his mobile phone number.
"Okay." Gu Yanbai sent the program code to Du Shengsheng, and then installed it with Du Shengsheng: "Did you see this button? When you want to hide the number, just press it. When you don't want to hide it, press it back. , if the button is red, it means the number has been hidden, and if the button is green, it means the hiding is turned off."
"Wow, that's so interesting." Han Jingya said, "Send it to me too. I also want to have such a cool skill."
Gu Yanbai nodded, so he also sent it to Han Jingya and installed the code to hide the mobile phone number.
"Okay, the next step is to edit the text message." Han Jingya geared up: "I'm familiar with this, let me do it!"
Han Jingya writes novels, and she can easily pick up any provocative text messages.
"I think before sending a provocative text message, it's better to pretend that the mistress sent the wrong text message. This will be more exciting." Han Jingya said enthusiastically: "You guys say, I'll say 'Gong Lei, I left your underwear here. When I go to work tomorrow I'll take you there'...How about I say this?"
As soon as these words came out, Du Shengsheng and Bai Ruoqing were shocked.
As expected of a novelist, this... this... this is so exciting!
(End of this chapter)
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