On the day of the blind date, I got my certificate from the paranoid richest man.

Chapter 403 Misunderstanding
After listening to Du Shengsheng's words, Gu Yanbai fell silent.

...So it turns out that in his wife's heart, he is not gentle and considerate at all?

How can this be so? !
He has obviously tried very hard to pretend to be romantic, gentle and considerate!

"But I wash dishes every day." Gu Yanbai said very aggrievedly: "And I also sweep the floor, wash clothes, and hang clothes..."

It’s okay to say that he is not romantic. After all he has done, Shengsheng actually said that he is not gentle and considerate... It’s really too much!
After listening to Gu Yanbai's words, Du Shengsheng almost laughed out loud: "Does doing housework mean that you are gentle and considerate?"

"Huh?" Gu Yanbai opened his eyes wide with an expression of disbelief: "Can't you?!"

So what's the point of working so hard on housework? !
"Of course not." Du Shengsheng said dumbfounded: "Since the two of us have formed a small family, doing housework is our responsibility. Although you wash dishes, sweep the floor and hang clothes every day, I also cook. Mop the floor and wipe the table."

As for washing clothes, they were washed by the washing machine and not by Gu Yan at all.

Put the clothes in the washing machine and press the button to start the washing machine. Isn’t this called washing clothes? !
"So this has nothing to do with whether you are gentle or considerate." Du Shengsheng continued: "This is what you should do."

This sentence shocked Gu Yanbai even more!

He works so hard to do housework, but it turns out that it doesn't make his wife think that he is gentle, considerate and responsible...

In this case, what is the point of doing housework?
Why would he have to do it himself if he could just pay a servant to do it?
"But if I'm not gentle, considerate, and romantic, why did Sheng Sheng agree to marry me in the first place?" After a long silence, Gu Yanbai couldn't help but ask.

The first day they met, they got married in a flash marriage.

At that time, Gu Yanbai had little contact with outsiders except doing business. He lacked common sense and did not understand the ways of the world, so on the first day of the blind date, he proposed to go get the certificate with Du Shengsheng.

Grandma asked him to get married. He was a man of action and got married on the same day.

Everything is so simple, no love, no romance, just don't hate it, just get married.

What about Du Shengsheng?As a person with common sense and understanding of the world, why did she agree to get a marriage license with him on the first day of their blind date?

Gu Yanbai didn't understand.

Facing Gu Yanbai's question, Du Shengsheng's face gradually turned red like a cooked shrimp.

Du Shengsheng: How can I say the answer "Because you are so good-looking, I am a deep beauty control, and I was accidentally seduced by you to get the certificate"?

No, you can't say that. After saying that, her image of being calm, smart and wise in Gu Yanbai's heart completely collapsed!
But the couple were having a heart-to-heart talk, and lying at this time was obviously not an option.

So after struggling for a long time, Du Shengsheng whispered: "I don't want to tell you..."

"Why?" Gu Yanbai asked doubtfully.

"For this reason, I am very stupid." Du Shengsheng grabbed the corner of her clothes and replied awkwardly: "I feel that after I tell you, you will think that I am particularly stupid."

Hearing this, Gu Yanbai hesitated and said, "...But you are stupid to begin with."

Du Shengsheng: "???"

"I taught you how to swim more than a dozen times during the day, but you still haven't learned it." Gu Yanbai sighed: "Also, when you read books, you forget them after reading them. As the manager of a coffee shop, you haven't learned it yet. How can you directly remember the coffee ordered by the customer and take notes? Even when playing games, you are stupid. You can't pass a very simple level." How could anyone in this world memorize and memorize a book after reading it once? Why don't you come down?

And when customers order coffee, they also tell them the type of coffee, whether to add milk, whether to add sugar, how sweet it is if sugar is added, whether to add ice, and whether to add ice, whether to add ice, less ice, or more ice... It's that simple. How could you not remember it if you say it once?Why bother marking the cup?Isn't this a waste of time?

Since Du Shengsheng had no photographic memory and could not clear the game in one go, in Gu Yanbai's eyes, his dear wife was just a mentally retarded person who was not very smart.

What is calm, smart and wise... does not exist.

He is so smart that he wouldn't have discovered his true identity even now.

"There are many more things, but in order not to shock you, I won't give you examples one by one." Gu Yanbai said very considerately: "You have always been a little fool in my heart, so you don't have to worry, just say it. I won’t think you’re stupid for this.”

Because you are already stupid in my heart and cannot be stupid anymore.

Du Shengsheng smiled very kindly: "Thank you!"

look!here we go again!This man of steel speaks like a straight man!

No, even the straight man of steel can't say such irritating words. He is simply the super invincible fighter among the straight men of steel, the straight man of steel!

"You're welcome." Gu Yanbai didn't hear the gritted teeth in Du Shengsheng's words. He thought Du Shengsheng was really thanking him, so he said calmly: "Although you are stupid, don't worry, I have a very high IQ. , so there shouldn’t be any problem with our children’s IQ.”

I hope that their children will have the same IQ and emotional intelligence as him in the future, and that will be perfect.

At this moment, Du Shengsheng really wanted to punch Gu Yanbai.

You are stupid, your whole family is stupid!
"Huh, I agreed to marry you in the first place just because you were good-looking." Since Gu Yanbai was so irritating, Du Shengsheng didn't want to talk to him properly. She said angrily: "I thought you were so good-looking, but why? I thought you had a very good personality, but who would have thought that you are actually a straight man? If I had known, I wouldn’t have been so happy to get the certificate from you."

Any normal person can tell that Du Shengsheng is speaking out of anger.

Because Gu Yanbai kept calling her stupid, she got angry, so she acted petty, and in turn said Gu Yanbai had a bad personality.

But Gu Yanbai, who didn't understand the world and couldn't understand pros and cons, took it seriously.

It turns out that Shengsheng was willing to marry him in the first place just because she fell in love with his good-looking skin.

As for his personality, she had never liked him.

Dark clouds drifted over and covered the bright moon. Half of Gu Yanbai's face was covered in shadow, making it dark and unclear.

What should we do, Shengsheng?He smiled miserably in his heart: The terrible character I am showing in front of you now is even disguised.

The real me is ten thousand times worse than this...

If you can't even fall in love with me now, how can you accept the... true face hidden in the deepest part of my heart?

(End of this chapter)