On the day of the blind date, I got my certificate from the paranoid richest man.

Chapter 419
Gu Yanbai wanted to change his car for a long time, but Du Shengsheng never let him change.

In Du Shengsheng's opinion, Gu Yanbai's Mercedes-Benz had just been bought a few years ago, and it hadn't been damaged or aged. It was driving very well. What kind of car could I replace it with if it was running smoothly?

Gu Yanbai couldn't understand this.

Aren't cars something that you buy as soon as a new model comes out and keep it in your garage?
Why does it have to be broken before I can replace it?This is unscientific!

Although he couldn't understand it, Lu Minghan said that his wife's words were imperial decree. If his wife didn't let him change the car, he could only continue driving.

Originally, Gu Yanbai just didn't like the old Mercedes-Benz, but he didn't have to change it, so he forced him to drive it. He didn't want to change the car for the sake of his wife, but when he came back from the resort, the trunk of the car was filled with seafood, even though he unloaded the car. Finally, Du Shengsheng very thoughtfully used alcohol to eliminate the smell of the car, but Gu Yanbai still felt that the car had an unpleasant smell of seafood.

As a result, this Mercedes-Benz became more and more annoying.

No, it must be replaced!Gu Yanbai swore secretly in his heart: Since the car can only be replaced if it breaks down, then he should find an opportunity to crash the car and scrap it.

Anyway, he couldn't drive this car that smelled like fish for a whole day!

"Mr. Gu, your expression suddenly became so scary." Gu Yanbai was plotting in his mind how to crash the car and scrap it, when Du Shengsheng's voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "What are you thinking about?"

"It's nothing." Gu Yanbai said lightly: "I just feel that it smells fishy and musty again. I need to take a good bath when I get back."

It turns out that mysophobia has occurred again!Du Shengsheng understood: ...but...it smells fishy?Where did the fishy smell come from?

Although the refrigerator full of seafood has not been finished yet, Du Shengsheng has long forgotten about the "fishy smell of seafood in the car".

After all, her nose was not as sensitive as Gu Yanbai's, and she really couldn't smell anything.

Soon, Yonghe Xincheng arrived. It was already 10:30 in the evening. An An was still young and couldn't bear to stay up. She had fallen asleep in the car.

Jiang Yingchun hugged An An and went back to sleep on her side, while Du Shengsheng yawned and went back to her room.

Gu Yanbai followed him step by step. Seeing this, Du Shengsheng pointed to the public bathroom and said, "Don't you want to take a shower? Let's take a shower separately. You go to the bathroom outside and I'll go to the master bedroom bathroom. It'll be faster."

It’s already 10:30. If we are taking turns taking a shower, it’s too slow.

Hearing this, Gu Yanbai frowned and asked in confusion, "Why do we have to wash them separately? Can't we wash them together?"

Du Shengsheng's little face suddenly turned red: "Of course not!"

Is it called taking a bath if we take a shower together?That is obviously...

"But didn't we take a shower together at the resort?" Gu Yanbai refused to give in: "Why can't we take a shower together after we get home?"

Hearing this, Du Shengsheng glanced at Gu Yanbai faintly: "Mr. Gu, do you need me to remind you again, what happened when we took a shower together at the resort?"

A bath lasted three hours!
In the end, she almost fainted before he was willing to spare her...

"No, I remember it all." Gu Yanbai said very frankly: "We did it in the bathroom..."

"Ahhhh!" Du Shengsheng was about to go crazy. She rushed forward and covered Gu Yanbai's mouth: "Don't tell me!" How could such a thing be said so loudly? !
And he spoke so openly and gentlemanly... I'm really not ashamed.

Gu Yanbai is indeed not ashamed. He has no sense of shame at all. In his eyes, the sentence "We did it in the bathroom and you fainted" is no different from "Let's have French toast for breakfast." .

"You asked me if I remember." Gu Yanbai's expression was particularly innocent: "Why can't you tell me?"

Du Shengsheng suddenly found that communicating with Gu Yanbai was a bit difficult.

Why does he seem to have no shame at all? !
After realizing this, Du Shengsheng was suddenly stunned because she suddenly remembered that during the day, the beautiful uncle who looked very similar to Gu Yanbai once told her that patients with antisocial personality disorder had no emotions. Yes, they don’t understand love, and they don’t feel guilty. They have no sympathy and no sense of shame. The seven emotions and six desires of human beings are just blank to them...

Du Shengsheng raised her head and glanced at Gu Yanbai with a very complicated mood.

Mr. Gu sometimes doesn't behave like a normal person.

He seemed to be innately incapable of feeling shame, and indeed he had no sympathy. When they were driving to the resort, she accidentally hit a little rabbit. Mr. Gu's answer at the time was: Just kill it. This will lessen its pain. pain……

The more she recalled these things, the more complicated Du Shengsheng's mood became. She frowned and stared at Gu Yanbai worriedly.

The gap reached Du Shengsheng's gaze. Gu Yanbai tilted his head slightly and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong, Shengsheng? Why are you looking at me like this?"

Hearing this, Du Shengsheng stood up on tiptoes and tried her best to touch Gu Yanbai's head. Gu Yanbai also lowered his head in cooperation so that his wife could touch it.

Du Shengsheng stroked Gu Yanbai's head like a Samoyed, and then let out a long breath: "Fortunately, you are stupid."

Uncle Mei said that patients with antisocial personality disorder are geniuses with high IQ but low EQ.

Fortunately, her Mr. Gu has very low IQ and EQ. He is a little fool who cannot live without her.

Otherwise, she should really suspect that her Mr. Gu is a patient with antisocial personality disorder.

If Gu Zetian knew Du Shengsheng's thoughts, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood.

Gu Zetian: Which of your eyes can tell that my son is stupid?Are you blind!
Gu Yanbai was also very angry: His wife actually doubted his IQ?
He is a genius, okay!
"Shengsheng, I'm smarter than you." Gu Yanbai said honestly.

And he was very considerate and did not say the second half of the sentence: To be precise, your IQ multiplied by one hundred may not necessarily surpass mine.

"Look, you're talking silly again." Du Shengsheng raised her head and looked at Gu Yanbai very lovingly. Her eyes were like looking at a beautiful little fool: "Mr. Gu, do you know that there is a word in the novel, Calling a fool a beauty refers to people like you."

She is good-looking, but has very low IQ and EQ. She can only rely on her face to make a living. She is commonly known as a stupid beauty, also called silly and sweet.

Gu Yanbai felt that his intelligence had been insulted.

But it was his wife who insulted him, and he couldn't stand up to her.

After pondering for a moment, Gu Yanbai gave up. He leaned forward and laid directly on Du Shengsheng's body. Then he said with an expressionless face: "You stupid beauty can't take a bath by herself. She needs my wife to help."

(End of this chapter)