Contract mother is a popular porn star

Chapter 19 My plug-in is a male god

The scene of Jiang Ranran grabbing a snake and flying across the fields is just like Nezha holding the third prince's dragon tendon in his hand and waving it around.

Xiang Nuan completely gave in at this moment.It's not necessary, right? It's a different price to pay with your life just to tame the cute baby.

She dialed Jiang Yunhui's video call without hesitation, allowing his father to not only watch the live broadcast in the live broadcast room, but also "follow the drama" in 360 degrees without any blind spots.

"It's okay, this snake is not poisonous, and it's really delicious." Jiang Yunhui only glanced at it and knew that the atmosphere of this incident was high and the actual harm was small. The heart that almost exploded just now fell back into his stomach. .

"It's no problem roasting green onions, grilling, steaming, or making soup. It's an excellent game. You are worthy of being my son."

I also roasted, roasted, steamed, and now I just want to roast you too.What kind of brain circuit does this man have?

"What kind of bastard logic is this? What's the difference between this and those who walk their dogs without leashes and say, 'My dogs don't bite'? You, now, immediately, come over and deal with this matter. This is between you men." This matter needs to be resolved by you men!"

Xiang Nuanan crossed his arms in anger, and Jiang Yunhui almost dropped the phone in shock.

Darling, this woman is so crazy, not gentle at all.By the way, why didn't she put the snake back by herself if she was so fierce? !

[Mrs. Jiang’s aura was so strong that I was so frightened that I thought my wife was scolding me. 】

[Xiang Nuan dared to scare Jiang Yunhui. Why didn't she take care of her son?Isn't it really fierce?Don’t you still have to rely on men? ! 】

[By the way, my male idol is so cute. He was so cruel to me by my wife just now. His eyes are so innocent.It's still a real couple. 】

[Those who say they are not a real couple come out and take a few steps to see what their temperament is. No one who has practiced for three to five years can be like this. 】

Yelling at Jiang Yunhui through the air was originally an instinctive move to save his life, but he unexpectedly gained a wave of favor.She was confused, what exactly did this netizen like?Would you like to come over and help catch the snake? !

Even if Jiang Yunhui arrived on a rocket, it would only take a moment or three, but the "crisis" in front of him was imminent, but he could not delay even a moment.

"Ran Ran... Ran... Jiang Ran Ran!"

The moment Jiang Ranran was about to rush into the kitchen, Xiang Nuan used the lion's roar skill to barely stop him.

"Snakes are cold-blooded animals. Your little hands are warm. If you don't put it into the basket quickly, it will be heated to death by you."

Oh my god, this logic can be considered to be wise.

"Don't be afraid. Snakes are very strong. It has been shown on TV that they can survive even if their heads are chopped off!"

He didn't take the bait and ran into the kitchen——

Ah!
It's over, I didn't see it, if Shen Sumei didn't faint, I would respect you as a man.

But it turned out that she was a real woman, not a real man, and her shrill screams had scared away all the birds and beasts within a ten-mile radius.

"Basket, basket... the staff at the farm said that they... they sometimes... also catch snakes, and they have tools..." Xiaojun was out of breath. At the critical moment, he brought in reinforcements and found Here comes the bamboo basket specially designed to hold snakes.

Xiang Nuan looked at Xiaojun gratefully as if he was a rescued soldier, and his hard work of running around for help was immediately relieved.Oh, with this look in his eyes, he suddenly felt a little grateful to Jiang Ranran.

"Look Ran Ran, it's just right to put the snake here." The farm staff quickly handed the basket to Ran Ran and blocked Shen Sumei in time.

"It's a snake? It's a snake!" The video of Shen Sumei's phone call with Han Feifei has not ended. He witnessed all this on the phone, but he was even more excited than Jiang Ranran: "I'm going! Oh, I'm going! Say goodbye to Jiang Ranran Let go, I'll go right away! I can actually catch snakes, it's so fun!"

[Why do you feel that human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same?Here comes another person who doesn’t think it’s a big deal to watch the excitement, that’s crazy! 】

[Hey, it seems that Han Feifei's disease can be cured with just one snake. Remember to remind the doctor to prescribe one for him next time. 】

[Su Mei, stop shouting and think about whether it is braised in braised pork or green onions. I am about to shed tears. 】

On a whim, a netizen uploaded a snake meat delicacy picture, which resulted in a "picture sharing" dispute. Everyone posted their favorite snake meat delicacy pictures, and unanimously asked whose recipe was chosen. He came to the scene as a lucky spectator to eat.

Everyone talked more and more enthusiastically, Director Zhang's forehead was also covered with black lines, and the comments gradually left the show. I don't know, I thought it was a food variety show. "Aunt Shen, this is the dinner I want to raise. You are responsible for how to make it. I am responsible for raising it before making it."

Shen Sumei was so frightened that she couldn't say a word, and several layers of makeup on her face fell off due to shock: "Ran Ran, snakes are human beings' good friends. Can we leave this to the staff to handle?"

Xiang Nuan's forehead was covered with black lines, and it was indeed the first time he heard such a novel statement.

"Child Jiang Ranran, please take a closer look at everyone. How do you feel?" Seeing the snake enter the basket, Xiang Nuan felt a little calmer and finally had the courage to preach.

"What do you feel?"

"Don't you think everyone is scared?"

"It's normal to be afraid. Dad said that people are afraid because they don't understand it. When you understand it, you will know that it is harmless and non-toxic. There is nothing to be afraid of. If you don't believe it, just look at it."

Do not--

"Look, Aunt Shen, it's okay."

what! ! !
Xiang Nuan ran away with Shen Sumei for the first time. When the two of them looked at each other, she felt as if they were "both fallen people in the world".But the trance only lasted for a second, and he was brought back to reality by the crying that covered his head and face.

"You did it on purpose. You just instigated Ranran to do such outrageous things. I...I prepared dinner alone. Isn't this enough?"

Alas! I didn’t forget to play the sad drama at this time.

"Certainly not enough."

Jiang Yunhui arrived before anyone else and suddenly appeared in the camera.

"I'll do it with you. I'll teach Ran Ran how to catch snakes because of me. I'll handle the snake meat."

This is a male god descended from heaven. Not to mention Shen Sumei was confused, the live broadcast room was also confused, and of course Xiang Nuan was also confused.

This person arrived at the scene so quickly?Is it possible that he is lurking in the show crew?She looked at Jiang Yunhui with doubtful eyes, but he didn't look away, exuding warm charm unscrupulously.

"I just don't know if this breaks the show's rules or not."

This tone and demeanor were the best of scheming boys. Xiang Nuan couldn't help but rolled his eyes, hmph, these two are a perfect match!
"This, we are live broadcasting, but we still need to listen to everyone's opinions." Director Zhang's heart almost jumped out of his chest. Isn't Jiang Yunhui a cold person?Since the show started airing, I have come twice without even asking. I must have saved the earth in my previous life to have such good luck signing up Mrs. Jiang and Jiang Ranran.

[Not bad, not bad, brother’s rules are rules! 】

[I don’t want your rules, I just want mine! 】

"Dad!" Jiang Ranran jumped into Jiang Yunhui's arms and pointed at the basket with excitement.

"You brat, you have to apologize to Aunt Shen first. Dad told you that just because you are not afraid does not mean that others are not afraid. You must respect it!"

"No, no, it's nothing, just a kid..." Shen Sumei seemed to have swallowed snake gall alive, and all her fears and grievances suddenly disappeared.Oh my god, I told you earlier, you could prepare dinner with your boyfriend even if you were a little scared. Isn’t this a dream?

"And Mommy, you have to apologize too. Mommy is such a gentle person, are you also scared by her?"

[Oh, Leng Buding ate a mouthful of dog food. He thought he was here to help the baby, but unexpectedly it was a large-scale scene of doting on his wife. 】

[I’m going to do this shit first out of respect, Brother Hui, if I had one-tenth of your emotional intelligence, I wouldn’t be almost thirty without a girlfriend. 】

I really can't stand it anymore. I want you to come to the rescue, but I don't want you to play the male lead, okay?Xiang Nuan was about to say something to him, "This show is called 'This is My Mom', but you forced it to become 'This is My Dad'." But he caught a glimpse of Shen Sumei's half-obsessed, half-jealous face.

"It's not a bad rule if you take the snake back, cook it and then send it back. It's also an apology to Miss Shen and a favor to help with the food."

Shen Sumei's smile froze, was her dream about to be broken again?

(End of this chapter)