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Chapter 9: Not steaming pumpkin to gain reputation

"Today is the first time that the four families of "This Is My Mom" ​​have met. First of all, welcome everyone. It's getting late today, and we only have two tasks, eating and sleeping."

Four groups of families gathered in the living room to officially kick off the show.

"But -" Cheng Cheng's mother, Xu Naru, imitated the director's tone and made a sharp turn.

"Yes, there is a but," Director Zhang laughed: "You have to cook your own meals. The program team has prepared ingredients for everyone. Mothers have to prepare a dish or staple food with their babies. It can also be regarded as a small gathering where everyone meets for the first time. .”

"But-" Xu Naru made another sharp turn.

"Well, there is a second but." Director Zhang laughed awkwardly, feeling like he was singing a double act. "The audience will vote based on everyone's performance, and based on the score, they will get priority in selecting the room tonight."

"Can you cook?"

Ran Ran, who was playing with the children, couldn't help but approach Xiang Nuan when she heard this sentence.

"will not."

"What should I do?"

"rely on you."

Jiang Ranran's eyes, mouth, and nostrils seemed to be blown by a blower, opening one by one.

"We have prepared four rooms with different styles for everyone, namely 'Date with the Stars', 'Kiss Baby', 'Sweet Dreamland' and 'Ba La World'. It depends on you which group of families is destined to which room. It’s about the next performance.”

"I want a date with the stars, I like little stars!" Cheng Cheng clapped his hands and shouted happily.

"I want the world, it sounds cool!" Han Feifei also expressed his stance.

"Don't just listen to the name. A nice name doesn't mean the room is easy to live in." Nuan Bao was still so serious.

"Ran Ran, what about you? Which room do you want to live in?" The director asked in guidance when Ran Ran remained silent.

"I like Sweet Dreams. It's up to you whether I can live in it." Xiang Nuan pouted at him, almost making Jiang Ranran petrified on the spot.

"Ran Ran is discussing countermeasures with her mother. Have you thought about it?" The director also wanted to guide the topic.

"What's the point of thinking about it? You have to be able to live in it."

Even the senior migrant workers were not so resentful, so Jiang Ranran almost lay down where he was.

[This kid has been enlightened since he was a child. Isn’t he going to be ruined before he even starts? 】

[Mrs. Jiang looks like she has no fingers in the spring water. Can she cook?I can figure out the next scene by myself without starting. Eh~~~It’s too horrible to watch]

[Don’t forget that Han Feifei is still injured, so don’t overwork yourself!Hahaha】

"Ingredients are limited, first come, first served..."

Before the director could even finish his words, several cute kids rushed out.

"But - and but -"

Director Zhang was shouting from behind, dumbfounded, but the children had disappeared long ago.

"Okay, then let me tell mothers, as long as the ingredients are selected, they must be used, otherwise points will be deducted!"

There was another gust of wind, and several mothers rushed out as if facing a formidable enemy.

However, they underestimated the "rush buying" ability of the babies. By the time they arrived at the battlefield, everyone had a lot of ingredients in their arms that they could not even recognize.

Jiang Ranran was small but strong, so she didn't care about anything else and went straight to the biggest pumpkin and hugged it tightly.

What are you doing?Should we capture the king first before capturing the thief?How can you use up such a big pumpkin in such a short time?

"Are you sure you don't want to go see something else?"

"If you don't go, I don't know anyone else."

What kind of reason is this? Xiang Nuan almost choked himself.Okay, pumpkins will be pumpkins.Pumpkin pie, pumpkin bars, pumpkin soup, baked pumpkin, maple pumpkin... Fortunately, no more, no more, I only know twenty ways to make them.

But she had already made up her mind. She was not here to show off her cooking skills. She could put out fires, but not the chef.

[Look at other cute babies who are very discerning in selecting vegetables and meat, but look at our Ran Bao... If you don’t see it, this episode shows that Mrs. Jiang doesn’t know how to cook]

[Test on the spot, let the cute kids call the names of the vegetables they grabbed. Those who cannot be called cannot be used. 】

[No, it’s nothing to test cute babies. These mothers should be allowed to identify them on the spot to see if they recognize them all. 】

Jiang Ranran looked like a "boy riding a melon", looking around the audience with a cute expression.Several other children, I cannot say that they had everything, but they also had a few kinds of meat, eggs and vegetables, especially Han Feifei. Taking advantage of his big body, he took most of the meat for himself. This posture was to have a "full meat" "Feast". "Ran Ran, if you choose such a big pumpkin, what are you going to do soon?"

The director couldn't stand it anymore and guided it deliberately.

"Steamed pumpkin." Ran Ran blurted out.

Not to mention the director's eyes widening, the other children laughed unbridled when they heard this.

Nothing wrong!Xiang Nuan actually gave Ran Bao a thumbs up, and the director was almost split on the spot.

[Let me go, Xiang Nuanbie only knows how to steam pumpkins, right? !How did our Ran Bao survive? ! 】

[What did Jiang Yunhui see in her?When the vase is not fashionable enough and the aunt is not practical enough, I am better than her. 】

As soon as the fans' comments started to become harsh, Shen Sumei couldn't wait to concave her character.

"I usually like to cook the most. I think cooking, chatting, and drinking coffee with my family are the happiest times. My best thing is vegetable salad, which is healthy and delicious. Feifei loves it the most. .”

Before the words were spoken, the camera focused on Han Feifei's arms full of various kinds of meat.

[You are the one who loves to eat vegetable salads. Your whole family loves to eat vegetable salads. I, Han Feifei, only eat meat! 】

[I really don’t see it, Feifei, your aunt is shameless? 】

As if they were waiting for Shen Sumei to make a fool of herself, fans started bombarding her in unison.

"I don't want salad, I want meat!"

Han Feifei, who had been busy for most of the day, finally discovered the cruel truth.

Upon seeing this, Cheng Cheng suddenly stood up, ran towards Han Fei, pulled out the chicken wings from the pile of meat on the table, and danced happily.

"Just right, I want chicken wings."

"Let me see whoever dares to move, put him back!" Han Feifei stopped Cheng Cheng in one step.

"What are you doing? Bullying a little girl!"

Jiang Ranran never misses such a big scene and arrives at the battlefield in a second.

Okay, the fun is about to begin again.Xiang Nuan couldn't help but roll his eyes, adjusted his posture, and got ready to watch the show.

"We are making a salad today, and my aunt has already picked it. We don't need chicken wings!" Shen Sumei was still immersed in the gentle and virtuous appearance and couldn't extricate herself.

What kind of shocking news is this?Meat, I, Han Feifei, want to eat meat!He grabbed the bag in Cheng Cheng's hand and tried to snatch the chicken wings, but Cheng Cheng stumbled and fell hard to the ground.

"Han Feifei, you're going crazy again! Go apologize to Cheng Cheng!"

Jiang Ranran was never afraid of fighting.He grabbed Han Feifei's collar, but he was a little smaller and his momentum had no effect.

"Why...why do you want to do something again? Children need to talk properly, you know?" Shen Sumei's voice was raised, and she suddenly softened with a smile.

Han Feifei ignored her. He had been pushed down in the kindergarten just now. Now he had to settle old and new grudges.He grabbed Jiang Ranran's wrist and tried to throw him away.

Xiang Nuan had expected it and caught Ran Ran steadily.

"You can't use brute force to deal with children who are older than you. It's better for a man not to take action. If you do, you have to find the opponent's weakness and defeat the enemy with one move."

Jiang Ranran was furious, but suddenly calmed down.

"Are you teaching me how to fight?"

"Do you want to fight?"

"If my dad finds out, it will be the end for both of us."

"He's not here again."

Jiang Ranran suddenly grinned and shouted, "I know where Han Feifei's weakness is!" and shot out like an arrow that was separated from the string.

"Hahahahaha, don't...let me go, I warn you not to tickle me..."

Xiang Nuan didn't expect Jiang Ranran to ride on Han Feifei, pinch his armpits and scratch him fiercely.

This style of painting, I’ll go for it!

(End of this chapter)