Crossing the Book of Eighty Years: The Sweet Daughter-in-law of a Mountain Man

I have something to tell you
Xia Ning poured a glass of water and placed it on Zhou Junmin's table.

There is an English essay on the table.

The font was so beautifully written that people couldn't help but take a second look. This sight aroused Xia Ning's interest. She reached out and picked it up, reading it with gusto.

As soon as Zhou Junmin took a sip of water, he noticed that the corners of her mouth were raised, as if she was smiling.

This short article is actually a joke, but does she understand it?
The next second, Xia Ning burst into laughter.

That's because the joke is really funny.

Zhou Junmin raised his brows slightly and asked, "What did you see? So funny?"

Xia Ning, still looking at the joke, replied, "Did you write these jokes yourself?"

Zhou Junmin: "Well, it's a boring pastime. Can you tell it's a joke?"

Xia Ning nodded.

Although she is now dressed as a 13-year-old girl, she doesn't want to hide some of her skills.

Zhou Junmin asked curiously: "What do you think it is written on?"

Xia Ning: "Little Jack told his father that he wanted to watch TV, but his father told him that there was a power outage. Jack said: Let's light candles and watch."

After saying that, she smiled lightly.

This smile had nothing to do with her thirty-year-old soul, but it had nothing to do with her being so relaxed while watching a joke in a long time.

Television has just been released in China, and only two households in the village have televisions. Zhou Junmin's family has one, which his father bought when he married Hu Xiuzhi.

This joke was actually inspired by Zhao Min.

That day, Zhao Min also said the same stupid sentence, so Zhou Junmin had just finished memorizing English and directly wrote it into a short joke.

There was another joke below. In order to verify whether Xia Ning really understood it or it was accidental, he asked again: "Then what is written below?" Xia Ning: "The following is also a joke. The teacher asked the classmates People, what is the fishing net made of, and Xiaohong replied that it is made of many small holes tied together with ropes to form a fishing net!"

Very correct translation!
He looked at Xia Ning. Xia Ning was only 13 years old now. Before she was brought to the Zhou family, she dropped out of school at home. In fact, she was a fourth-grade student, and there was no English teaching in primary school. How could she know English?And it’s so familiar?
Zhou Junmin asked: "How do you know English?"

Xia Ning said directly: "I just suffered a tragic change in my family. There is no problem with my personal intelligence and IQ. My father can also speak English."

This is true. People in the village said that Xia Ning's father could speak some foreign languages, but he had never heard of it with his own ears.

On the other hand, Xia Ning, it would be a good thing if he knew English at such a young age.

Zhou Junmin: "Then can you write a short joke in the same way?"

Xia Ning thought for a while. If she wanted Zhou Junmin to believe what she said, there must be something convincing.

Xia Ning: "Then let me say this."

Zhou Junmin nodded.

Xia Ning: "Chen jie asked his mother for two cents.
Man:What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
Chen jie:I gave it to a poor old woman.
Man: You''re a good boy, But why are you so interested in the old woman?
Chen jie:：She is the one who sells the candy. "

At this point, she blinked and asked Zhou Junmin: "How is it? Is it okay?"

Zhou Junmin heard it. The girl spoke very standardly. The joke she told was that Chen Jie asked his mother for two cents to buy candy, but her mother misunderstood.

The main reason is not the joke, but that Xia Ning can speak fluent English.

"Your English skills are very good."

Xia Ning nodded: "It's not important, I have something to tell you."

(End of this chapter)