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Chapter 56 Because he is smart

When Wang Liben, a member of the program crew, announced his home address, he greeted them warmly.

"Dear guest, what do you have to say to me?"

"After paying homage to the high hall, is it time to have a meal?" the program staff asked.

"Almost, what's wrong?" Wang Liben was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I will definitely arrange the best seats for Mr. Zhong and the distinguished guests!"

"No, no, no!" The staff of the program team waved their hands quickly: "Master Zhong Tao came to the countryside to reform. Oh no, to experience the local customs. I heard that there is a custom of grabbing food at the banquet. I wonder if this is true?"

An embarrassed look appeared on Wang Liben's face.

In fact, in most rural areas, there is no custom or custom of grabbing food at a banquet. This is a rumor on the Internet.

But in some villages, there is still a phenomenon of food grabbing.

Unfortunately, there are a few old people in Jitao Village who love to grab food.

After those people paid the gift money, they only thought about how to eat more and repay their money. Although it was barely human nature, their exaggerated behavior of grabbing food always made people shake their heads.

Speaking of which, some old people are indeed unlikable.

Although there are no big banquets in the city, there are still many old men and women seizing public resources.

Those who seize the basketball court for square dancing, and those who occupy the free ice cream machine so that no one can use it. These are all things done by the old people in the city.

To put it bluntly, this kind of uncivilized phenomenon has nothing to do with rural cities, but has to do with some elderly people not respecting themselves.

"There are a few old people in our village who like to grab food at the table, but I specially arranged for them to sit at a table and let them fight among themselves. Don't worry, I will never disturb your normal meal." Wang Liben explained road.

In fact, most rural people dislike the idea of ​​grabbing food, but people who love grabbing food can't be kept away from the table due to human feelings, so Wang Liben came up with this "raising gu" The method is to gather all the people who love to grab food.

"Oh?" The program staff's eyes lit up: "Add a chair to that table and let Zhong Tao eat with them!"

Wang Liben put all the old men and women who love to grab food together at the same table. This is the best thing for the program team. As long as Zhong Tao is put at that table, he will definitely doubt his life!
"Huh?" Wang Liben was confused.

Where did the program group sing this?

"Ahem, that's it." The staff of the program team explained in a serious manner: "Because Master Zhong Tao wants to experience rural life in all aspects, he doesn't want to miss interesting activities like eating banquets and grabbing vegetables, so he invited Mr. Please help me."

"It's easy to talk about." Hearing what the program crew said, Wang Liben was also fooled and agreed.

The program staff nodded and walked away with a smile.

When Zhong Tao presides over the wedding until his mouth is dry and he thinks he can have a good meal, those fierce uncles and aunts will make Zhong Tao understand what a real battlefield is and what a real high-end game is!

"Next, let me light the wedding candles. With the candles lit, your life will be prosperous and your family will be prosperous!!"

Finally, the ceremony of worshiping the high hall ended and entered the next stage.

As soon as Zhong Tao's auspicious words came out, the whole hall burst into applause again.

"it is good!"

I really don’t know if the original emcee was shameless or just plain stupid. After being kicked off the wedding stage by Zhou Xiaohua, the emcee simply infiltrated into the group of guests and clapped his hands.

It seems that regardless of whether the emcee is paid today or not, he is sure of the banquet.

"A pair of candles are bright, illuminating the beautiful little bride; a wedding room has four corners, and the talented man and the beautiful woman can be seen in all directions!"

The wedding candles were lit, but Zhong Tao's little words were still powerful.

Amidst the roars of laughter and applause, Zhong Tao said with a smile: "Now you can take off the hijab."

In addition to the grand banquet, uncovering the hijab is also a highlight at the wedding.

To be honest, many guests present knew what the bride looked like. After all, we were all from the same village, and many elders had watched Zhou Xiaohua grow up.

But the audience doesn’t know!
The wedding has been going on for so long, and everyone wants to see what the bride looks like. "A celestial scale, with stars numbering sixteen, seven in the north and six in the south. We embrace each other for good fortune and longevity, and the groom slowly starts his hand."

At the scene, Zhong Tao continued to output firepower.

I have to say, this rhythm is so comfortable. After the wedding candles are lit, the scale is in the hands of the groom.

This weighing rod is used to pick out the bride's hijab. According to the old rules, the groom has to use the weighing rod to pick the hijab three times in a row before he can completely lift the hijab.

Therefore, Zhong Tao never forgot to remind the groom to start slowly and not to lift the hijab all at once.

Of course, even if Wang Da's head was too excited and his hijab flew off, Zhong Tao would still have a remedy.

In his previous life, Zhong Tao's reputation as the "Little Prodigy of Master of Ceremonies" was not for nothing!
Wang Datou took a deep breath and raised the scale beam.

But whether it was because he was overly excited or too nervous, Wang Datou's hands kept shaking.

This scene is a bit funny. On one side is the bride who is waiting lovingly to lift her hijab, and on the other side is the groom whose legs are so weak that the weighing beam is shaking so much that it is about to poke the bride in the face.
Zhong Tao's expression was dull.

An old master of ceremonies!

He has seen this scene many times!

"If you shake your little hand, you will get wealth. Groom, shake it to the left."

Zhong Tao said with a smile.

Wang Datou was startled when he heard this, and moved his hijab to the left with his trembling hand.

When people are nervous, they are distracted, but it would be much better if there is someone to guide them on the spot.

There were three challenges for hijab, and this "first challenge" was successfully completed.

"Damn it, Zhong Tao has words for this."

"I guess now even if Wang Daguan is overly nervous and faints on the wedding stage, Zhong Tao will be able to come up with words to smooth things over."

"I used to watch Zhong Tao cook and thought he must have been a cook. Watching Zhong Tao fish, I thought Zhong Tao must have been a master of ceremonies. Now I feel that Zhong Tao must have been a master of ceremonies. I'm really curious about Zhong Tao. What kind of life is he living, and why can he be proficient in so many skills?"

"I remember Zhong Tao explained why he had so many messy skills when he was demonstrating the fish bow technique - because he was smart."

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"What the hell are you still calling Zhong Tao? Quickly call me Brother Tao. From now on, you will call me Brother Tao in the barrage!"

The barrage was shaken again. Zhong Tao's eloquence as the emcee refreshed everyone's understanding again and again.
"After picking the left one, pick the right one. If you pick the left one, you will be rich. If you pick the right one, you will be happy." At the scene, Zhong Tao continued to guide Wang Datou.

With the successful experience of "first challenge", Wang Datou's hand is obviously much more stable.

As the hijab was raised again, Zhong Tao raised his voice: "The third article is to reveal the hijab in a full house!"

With the "third challenge" also successfully completed, Wang Datou finally unveiled Zhou Xiaohuade's hijab.

As soon as Zhou Xiaohua showed up, the barrage started boiling again.

"Wow, Xiao Hua is looking good this week. Although her facial features are not so refined, she has a natural beauty. This kid with big head Wang is so lucky!"

"The long-awaited Zhou Xiaohua has finally made her appearance. I wish I could marry such a beautiful wife anytime!"

"Dream, there is everything in your dream"

"So beautiful, so beautiful. Zhou Xiaohua looks completely different from that kind of plastic surgery beauty. She feels like she has a hint of an old Hong Kong star!"

At this moment, the audience's envy of Wang Big Head reached its extreme.

(End of this chapter)