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Chapter 58: A state of ruin

"What's going on outside, such a big movement?"

"Don't worry about it. It has nothing to do with us anyway. I hope they can leave some special dishes for us."

In the yard, the cameraman and radio engineer had sad faces. Due to filming reasons, they did not go out with Wang Liben just now.

What they don't know is that this just helps them avoid disaster.
Over at Zhong Tao, a large round table was also filled with people.

Looking at the guests at the same table, Zhong Tao felt something was wrong.

What's the situation? Why are they all old people?

Except for Zhong Tao and Yaya, the average age of this table is probably 65!
"The first dish is here!"

The first dish is served, peanuts soaked in vinegar!
Peanuts soaked in vinegar are a common dish that goes with drinks and can be considered a "permanent guest" at the banquet.

But Zhong Tao doesn't like eating peanuts, and Yaya doesn't like to be jealous.

As soon as this dish was served, neither of them had any intention of using their chopsticks.

But the moment the dishes touched the table, the eyes of the old people at the table changed.

As if a soldier heard the clarion call to charge!
"Shhhhh!"

The spoon stretched out like lightning, and before anyone could react, a plate of peanuts was snatched clean.

After a few seconds, the vinegar was gone.

"Did you see their actions clearly just now?"

"It's the old people who are so fast. I'm really dumbfounded."

"Look, everyone, Zhong Tao and Yaya don't seem to have reacted at all. It seems that there is really nothing to eat at this table."

"The peanuts are all being snatched up like this. What if the meat and dish aren't taken away with the plate?"

"I've seen videos on the Internet, where the uncle and aunt were holding the food in plastic bags!"

"One thing to say is that the videos on the Internet of rural people grabbing food are all fake. No matter how shameless the old man is in the village, he can't just take the plate away and prevent others from eating. Most of those videos are staged. Zhong Tao The behavior of the old man at this table is relatively real. He uses his chopsticks very quickly. If you are not quick enough, you will not be able to eat!"

"Hunter, are you sitting at the wrong table?"

During the dinner, an uncle spoke to Zhong Tao.

After a plate of food came down, Zhong Tao's plate was cleaner than his face, while the uncle's plate was already full of peanuts. It was a perfect judgment!

I saw the uncle picked up three peanuts horizontally with his chopsticks.

This is no longer just a matter of hand speed, the uncle has reached a superb level in using chopsticks!

"Did you see that, Housheng, this table is not the place you should be!"

The uncle smiled, opened his mouth and threw three peanuts directly into his mouth.

This scene caused the barrage to open the floodgates and release the water, gushing out like a furious wave!
"I'll go, I'll go, what do I see? After using chopsticks for more than ten years, I can't even pick up a peanut, but this man actually picked up three peanuts at the same time!"

"None of you here have used chopsticks all your life. How many of you can have this skill?"

"This is a real worldly expert. Can we see Brother Tao deflated this time?"

"Zhong Tao must be in trouble this time. How could anyone compete with Zhong Tao for food in Zhong Tao's original life? Can you imagine Zhong Liguo taking Zhong Tao to a high-class banquet to grab food like crazy? So he has absolutely no experience!"

"By the way, does anyone think that this old man is quite cute, and he even pretends to be a master and persuades Brother Tao to change tables, hahaha."

"To be honest, although you all say that grabbing food is a bad habit, I think that as long as you don't take away the food in succession and don't stop others from grabbing it, grabbing food can be considered a special kind of fun. The food tastes better when you eat it."

"It's true. Although the uncles and aunts at the table cook the food a little faster, they are not like the self-media propaganda that they can carry away dishes in succession. They can pack them directly in plastic bags. They just rely on their hand speed. This You can’t say that he is some low-quality old hooligan!”

"Anyway, this old man is really interesting. I'm going to give him the nickname Uncle Peanut, hahahaha!"

The audience discussed happily. In everyone's opinion, it didn't matter even if Zhong Tao didn't get any food and couldn't eat. How could Wang Liben make Zhong Tao go hungry?
I'm sure Zhong Tao will start a small stove again after the banquet!
Therefore, there are no viewers who criticize the uncle, and there are even many people who are impressed by the uncle's chopstick use skills.The barrage was very lively, but at the same time, in the corner outside the courtyard wall, the program crew looked miserable.

After being scared away in front of them, they saw that there were no pursuers, and now they came back in despair.

Although there was only a wall separating them from the banquet, they did not dare to go in. They could only raise their mobile phones to watch the live broadcast to observe what was going on inside the banquet.

When Zhong Tao saw a plate of vinegar-soaked peanuts without even grabbing a bite, the program staff couldn't help but start cheering.

But not long after being happy, everyone's smiles became stiff again.

Although Zhong Tao didn't get any food, at least he was still sitting at the table.
Now they can only squat in a corner and drink the northwest wind. What the hell!

"Gollum."

Someone's stomach growled, and embarrassment appeared on everyone's faces.

The program crew was always in a hurry when they came to Jitao, and they thought they could have a big party, so the program crew didn't bring instant rice or instant noodles at all.

Today at noon, everyone can only go hungry.

Among this group of people, assistant Xiao Chen was the worst off. When he was escaping, he accidentally tripped and lost one of his front teeth. Now he opened his mouth and hissed, which looked a bit funny.

"Bahta banga."

Beside the wall, the big yellow dog was enjoying the dog food.

Some staff from the program crew accidentally stared at the bowl of dog food and swallowed involuntarily.

"Everyone, please stick to the bottom line. Dog food is not for humans." If there is anyone in this group of people who is the calmest, it is Hou Yao.

Hou Yao still held his thermos tea cup and drank it slowly. This cup of tea could keep him occupied for most of the day!

"It's okay to be hungry." Hou Yao said with a smile.

No matter how famous Hou Yao is and how calm he behaves, everyone's morale cannot be improved.

Hou Yao has been in such a bad state since yesterday.

Some people speculated that Hou Yao was preparing a big move for Zhong Tao, preparing to create a big trap to kill Zhong Tao.
But until now, Hou Yao has still done nothing, which makes people have to suspect that Hou Yao is at his wits end against Zhong Tao and can only pretend to be calm to save his face.
Assistant Xiao Chen frowned, stood up and wanted to scold Hou Yao.

Anyway, he has already broken up with Hou Yao, so he has nothing to worry about!

But as soon as he opened his mouth, a rotten egg flew over and exploded in Xiao Chen's mouth.

The stench that hit Tianling Gai made Xiao Chen's head buzz, and he vomited while holding on to the wall.

"Hit!"

In the distance, a group of children from Jitao Village looked at Xiao Chen and smiled.

The news about Xiao Chen "beating" Wang Liben has spread throughout the village, and now the program team's status in the village is that of being an annoyance.

"Baby boy, I'll beat your ass to pieces!"

Xiao Chen bent over and wiped his mouth before rushing towards the children.

Unexpectedly, the children were so clever that instead of running away, they actually shouted: "Hitting someone!"

This shout aroused the psychological shadow of everyone present.

No one doubted that a dozen strong young men holding wooden sticks would rush out in the next moment.

"Run!"

The program team once again started their escape life in Jitao Village.

(End of this chapter)