After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Chapter 198 Pig Herder VS Thor’s Hammer

Xu Boan has been observing the situation here for a long time.

When he saw Guo Jinglong's disgusting performance, he had long wanted to teach Guo Jinglong a lesson.

At this time, I saw that Ma Han had already taken action, so he naturally had to cooperate with Ma Han to attack Guo Jinglong, which was very satisfying.

As for the lighter on the lighter, it was one of the small toys that Xu Boan often played with his friends when he was a child.

When the pulley lighters were updated and replaced with electric lighters, Xu Bo'an and his friends happily disassembled the electric lighter device in the disposable lighter and used it as a toy to tease each other.

In order to find that gadget, Xu Boan often dismantled lighters at home, and was punished for this.

After all, natural gas was not widely available in those days, and many people had to use combustible materials such as firewood for cooking at home.

You have to rely on matches and lighters to start a fire for cooking. Especially after matches are gradually withdrawn from the market, every household basically has a lighter for cooking.

When I was about to smoke, I ran out of fire, but I could still overcome it.

But if you suddenly find that there is no fire while cooking, you will definitely be anxious to death!

After all, we can’t let the whole family overcome their hunger and just choose not to eat, right?

Therefore, Xu Bo'an was extremely proficient in playing with this kind of lighter.

You can easily pry open a disposable lighter with the tip of a pen. Of course, when Xu Bo'an was a child, he used fingernails, which was a pain.

As long as you knock off the cap of the lighter's flame outlet, you can easily open the lighter's button, and then you will get a "fairy weapon" that can generate lightning in the eyes of little people.

Originally, Xu Boan happened to light a cigarette. When he saw the lighter, he thought of using the lighter to "divinely punish" Guo Jinglong, so as to create the illusion that he was punished by God.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Ma Han showed his strength, Guo Jinglong immediately withered, and he quickly talked about "five thunders from heaven".

Without a flash of lightning at this time, we would not be able to live up to this wonderful atmosphere.

In the eyes of the little people, Guo Jinglong, the boastful rookie Vice President, had just finished speaking, and a thunderbolt flashed in the sky.

Well, I've been punished by God. Even God can't stand it anymore.

Guo Jinglong was so frightened that he shrank his neck, almost crying, and explained again: "I... I told the truth, I definitely... definitely didn't lie!"

As soon as he finished speaking, another thunderbolt flashed.

The second thunderbolt exploded on the mountaintop in the distance. In an instant, the rocks cracked and rolled out in all directions.

Of course, a lighter alone is not so powerful.

Xu Bo'an reached in and used two or three fingers to grab and release at will on the top of the mountain. The effect was obvious.

Paired with the atmosphere created in the rainy weather, it is impossible not to think too much about this scene.

"This... Mr. Guo is bragging too much? How did he, the Qianzong President, get fooled!"

"President Qian, pay attention to the word "vice". This guy is ignorant and has no skills. He relies on his father to fight for his success. He is finally punished by God."

"Hey, God can't stand it anymore. It's just a little bit crooked. If it hits him, hehe!"

"Shh, keep your voice down, be careful of your grandson taking revenge on you."

"Hey, anyway, he also said that he will let us rescue Mr. Wang right away. I have no idea whether I can survive today, and I am still afraid of him."

"That's right, God is angry at this situation. How dare he say something but it won't count? When the time comes, we will be outnumbered and our lives will be unpredictable! Even if we spend two hundred catties, we still have to save Mr. Wang."

The soldiers on the side just whispered to each other.

Yan Shouyi, as the general manager, naturally does not dare to talk nonsense.

No matter how much he despises Guo Jinglong in his heart, he still has to show concern for his superiors from his subordinates.

Worried about the negative impact this matter would have, Yan Shouyi had to continue to persuade: "Ma Han, let go of Mr. Guo quickly. Mr. Guo is a dignified president. He has already promised to save Mr. Wang and will never say anything." And faithless.”

Ma Han said sharply: "Guo, what do you say?"

Guo Jinglong was almost out of his mind by these two thunderbolts.

If we say that the first thunderbolt was a coincidence, how can we explain the second one?

Even Guo Jinglong wondered if he was being punished by God because he had done too many bad things.

In order to get promoted over the years, he has done a lot of dirty things, such as taking credit for his achievements and fabricating war stories.

Under the shocking effect of the second thunderbolt, Guo Jinglong felt a sudden dampness in his crotch, and he couldn't help but pee in fear and nervously.

The legendary one was so scary!

As a result, under the mixture of fear, shame, fear, shamelessness and other emotions, the selfish little Jiujiu in his heart had already gone away.

If he didn't agree to them now, he might be dead before his father could send anyone to rescue him, and it would be in a humiliating way.

At this moment, he just wanted to end it all quickly.

Guo Jinglong said with tears and runny nose: "Promise, promise, you can make your own decision. As a foreign official, it is not appropriate for me to interfere in your own internal decisions in Shanyang County."

Just now, Guo Jinglong had a strong and powerful attitude, but at this moment, he has become an outsider who doesn't mind his own business.

Sure enough, some people just don't like soft things.

Ma Han withdrew the dagger from Guo Jinglong's neck and angrily said, "Guo, I did something wrong for offending Shangguan. I know that I have violated the laws of Dajing, and my sin is unforgivable! But I put my words here today, Ma Han, I am responsible for all my work! If I can come back alive, I will be killed or chopped into pieces, as long as I do as you please!"

Guo Jinglong was so frightened that he didn't even dare to answer the question. He just gasped and sat slumped on the ground.

Ma Han turned around and shouted to the soldiers: "Brothers who are willing to go out of the city to rescue Lord Dynasty, come with me!"

After that, Ma Han didn't even look at Yan Shouyi, and walked down the tower at a fast pace.

There is nothing we can do. The less contact we have with Yan Shouyi about this matter, the better. If we are polite to Yan Shouyi again, if the higher authorities investigate it in the future, Yan Shouyi will definitely be blamed!

"Count me in!" Li Qingshi responded immediately and followed Ma Han.

"Count me in too!"

"And I!"

For a time, dozens of soldiers spoke one after another.

It's a long story, but it only happened in a blink of an eye.

From the time Ma Han took Guo Jinglong hostage and forced him to let go, there was probably only a period of time for Guo Jinglong to urinate.

Here we are busy dealing with internal conflicts, and the enemy forces under the city wall are still persecuting the dynasty.

"People above, listen to me. I only give you time for one stick of incense. If you don't open the city gate when the time is up, you, Mr. Wang, will wait and use crutches."

The people below the city were shouting vigorously, but a new Qingmu Banner soldier who followed Guo Jinglong on the city had a confused look on his face.

"Hey, brother, why don't those guys under the city attack the city themselves? Why are they always clamoring for us to take the initiative to open the city gate?"

Another Qingmu Banner soldier who also came with him also echoed: "Yes, I also think it's very strange. I have been fighting for so many years. I have never seen such a strange way of siege! It's not a battle formation, but a direct attack. It’s just that they are talking nonsense.”

A soldier of the Shanyang Order next to him said mysteriously: "Brother, you just came here and you didn't know that our city is protected by the immortal grandfather."

The Qingmu Banner soldier said in astonishment: "What? What nonsense are you talking about! If there were gods, why would we people have to fight? Go home and farm, it would be nice to have a warm kang with your wife and children."

Shanyang ordered another soldier to support his brother, saying: "What he said is true. The group of people under the city also attacked by force earlier, but guess what? Their slinging siege equipment couldn't hit it at all, and the stones hit the city. Before they could get over the city wall, they were blocked by Grandpa Immortal's magic. There was nothing they could do. The leader above them must have pressed them hard on the task of attacking the city, so they had to yell like this. It couldn't be anything. Don’t do either.”

What he said was really a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, and he was right.

"That's crazy. How is this possible?" Aoki Banner obviously didn't believe this statement.

Shanyang ordered the soldiers to laugh and said: "What? You don't believe it! You guys came in from the outside too. Think about it, most of us are half-baked. Facing the group of professional veterans under the city wall, we have to If it weren’t for the blessing of Grandpa God, how could it be that we can persist until now?”

The soldiers of Qingmu Banner suddenly felt that it made sense.

The siege enemies downstairs had the same origin as them, and he had even met many of them.

At this moment, although they were holding the banner of rebelling against Jingfu Liang and attacking the city, the weapons and equipment they used and the strategies and tactics they used were all the skills they had learned previously.

Under normal circumstances, it would be difficult for these half-experienced people upstairs to fight against the veteran soldiers downstairs.

But they just persisted.

And from the current point of view, the gang downstairs really didn't dare to attack the city. They just called out and scolded the formation far away from the city wall, which could be considered as taking some action.

A discerning person will know that this kind of scene is not sincere at all, but is just a show for the people above.

……

The defenders on the city wall really guessed this. Those people downstairs were also helpless.

The most powerful siege equipment, the catapult, was used, but the wool was of no use.

Not only were the stones unable to hit them, but even the siege equipment flew away.

They were already frightened when they saw one of their siege engines flying into the sky and disappearing inexplicably.

If the group of people attacking the city were not well-trained and professional soldiers, they would have run away long ago.

This is like hell!

After fighting for so many years, I have seen a lot and experienced a lot of strange things.

But it was still a bit scary that this happened out of nowhere in broad daylight.

After all, what flew away today was an item, and it might be you who flew away tomorrow!

Who wouldn’t be afraid of this matter?

However, after they sent the retreat report to Shangfeng, Shangfeng didn't believe their lies at all.

They also said that it was all a lie and a cover-up, telling them that they must continue to attack the city, otherwise they would be charged with disobedience on the battlefield!

In this case, who dares to retreat! What is the concept of disobedience on the battlefield? That is the punishment of beheading.

Although they did not dare to retreat openly in order to avoid being beheaded, they did not dare to attack the city rashly again. They had to stay far away before shouting, so that they could run away immediately in case of emergencies.

The dynasty they had captured earlier became the only bargaining chip in their hands.

Therefore, after discovering that the dynasty could not be persuaded to surrender, these people simply pulled the dynasty out and used it as a hostage.

At this moment, when he heard the rebels' shouting, Wang Chao sneered and said: "Stop shouting, it's useless. Didn't you tell me that the man guarding the city upstairs is now Guo Jinglong! I have only heard of this man, I guess you He is more familiar than me, he is notoriously greedy for life and afraid of death, do you think he would put himself in danger for me?"

"Stop talking nonsense, Dynasty, do you think we are willing to go to such trouble? It's not because this place is so evil. Damn it. When we attacked the city a few days ago, our stones couldn't even hit it. Not to mention our siege equipment. One of them flew away inexplicably. It was really a ghost. I watched that thing fly away in broad daylight." The soldiers guarding the dynasty still have lingering fears when talking about that incident.

However, Wang Chao's heart moved and he thought of something in an instant.

Then he laughed loudly and said: "If you are a good person, you will get a lot of help, but if you are not a good person, you will have little help. You did not care about the life and death of the people, and launched a war, which led to the devastation of life. Even God can't stand it anymore, so this is why you are punished."

The rebel soldiers guarding the dynasty angrily rebuked the dynasty and said: "Punishment is nothing. Who are you fooling? We are not as upright as you are? We are the serious armed forces of the Jing Dynasty. You are just a layman who has become a monk halfway." , we need you to educate us!"

Chao Chao said sternly: "Humph, you also know that you are the armed forces of the Great Jing Dynasty? I, the Great King, am not kind to you, right? I have never been short of food and salary, right? But you have done such a treasonous thing."

The guard sneered and said: "Don't talk nonsense. We are soldiers. The most important thing is to obey orders. There is no need for you to ask us to do things here."

"Even so, don't even think about brainwashing us. We are not the rebels of the White Cotton Sect. We are not easily deceived. Oh my god, you are still a god!" Another person guarding him also said aloud.

Chao Chao nodded and said seriously: "You are right, it is true that the gods have appeared."

When the guard heard this, he looked around and laughed, and then suddenly his face was stunned and he said: "Dynasty, you kid, you are so stubborn when you are about to die, you really treat yourself as if you were made of iron. Come on, brother, the time is up, let's take off one of his legs!" "

After saying that, another guard raised his spear and was about to hit Wang Chao's leg.

The spear in the guard's hand weighed more than ten kilograms.

If this stick goes down, it will definitely not only damage the muscles and bones, it will definitely be broken!

However, just when the guard felt that his spear had been raised to a certain height and was about to hit Wang Chaoyang's leg, he suddenly found that his spear could not move at all.

Looking up, he saw that the spear was still stuck in the air. He couldn't move even if he wanted to, as if he was stuck there.

"What are you talking about? Do it quickly." Another guard urged his companion.

The guard who had a problem with the spear pointed at the spear with an ugly expression and said, "Something's wrong, it... it suddenly can't move."

Another guard said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense. It's not in your hands. If you don't hit it yourself... let go!"

Halfway through his words, the guard suddenly changed his voice.

I wanted to remind my companion to let go, but it was already too late.

In his eyes, as he was speaking, a thunderbolt suddenly struck from the sky and appeared above his companion's head with perfect accuracy.

The next moment, the guard holding the spear high felt a numbness, then his whole body went limp, and he lay on the ground unconscious.

The one who discharged was naturally Xu Boan.

After all, Dynasty was an old acquaintance and was saved.

That's why he shocked the guarding dynasty soldier with electric shock. It was only once, but the little guard suddenly fainted with convulsions all over his body.

When the other guard saw that Na Na dared to stay here, he immediately turned around, dragging Wang Chao and ran back to the camp.

Unexpectedly, he pulled hard, but he didn't expect that Chaoyang wouldn't move at all.

"Dynasty, what do you want to do? If you don't cooperate, I will kill you." the guard angrily yelled.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Wang Chao, who was originally about the same height as himself, suddenly grew taller, directly taller than himself, then half a body, then a body.

Realizing the strangeness, the soldiers guarding the Dynasty took a closer look and realized that the Dynasty had not grown taller, but that the Dynasty suddenly flew up in front of their eyes.

When it really flew, it was just like the siege engine that disappeared that day.

As for Wang Chao himself, he only felt that his feet were empty and then left the ground, but there was a sense of oppression on his shoulders.

Chao Chao knew that someone was grabbing his shoulder.

"Grandpa Mountain God, thank you for your help! The dynasty is grateful!"

Chao Chao had already guessed that the person who saved him was most likely the Mountain God Grandpa.

He had thought about it ever since the soldier guarding him mentioned seeing a ghost.

After all, he has been favored by Grandpa Mountain God several times and is no longer a stranger.

However, Xu Bo'an ignored the Dynasty and casually placed the Dynasty in the city. Xu Bo'an immediately turned his attention to the real world, picked up the phone and called the office.

"Hey, Liu Quan, think of a way to find an electric baton!"

Xu Boan discovered that although lighters are easy to use, their power is too small.

This reminds me of the electric baton that can also discharge electricity.

The kind of electric baton Xu Bo'an used was used. When it was discharged, adults would twitch and be unable to resist under a single blow.

If this electric stick is activated in a bonsai and discharges, it will definitely be a thunder group with a radius of hundreds of meters!

This is no more powerful than a mere flash of lightning!

Moreover, when this thing shows off its power, it also looks respectable.

You can't just show up as a god, just use your bare hands every time and just rely on the clumsy skill of dropping big hand seals from the sky!

Soon, Liu Quan, the new head of the office, personally delivered an electric baton-like object.

But when Xu Bo'an looked at it, he realized that it was not an electric baton at all.

Xu Boan also knew the electric baton man. The brother of one of his classmates worked for a professional security company. At that time, it was a subordinate unit of the law enforcement team, and there was a serious law enforcement team that issued standard electric batons.

That classmate once played with it in school just to show off.

There are only two types of electric batons, one is similar to an arm stick, and the other is similar to a flashlight. They are both quite powerful and look solemn at first glance.

The thing in front of me not only has a handshake handle, but also has two protrusions of various shapes on the top, which are very similar to the long-handled clips used by cleaners to pick up garbage.

Liu Quan, who was holding this thing, had a flattering smile on his face: "Mr. Xu, hey, the electric baton thing is difficult to deal with, and it is not allowed to be bought and sold casually! Master Zhao Jianming in the cafeteria happens to have a pig herder. This thing is the same as the electric baton. A principle, do you think you need it?"

While talking, Liu Quan pressed the button and started the pig herder in his hand.

The next moment, the two protrusions on the top of the pig herder suddenly emitted a bright white arc, which was an electric light!

Wow, awesome!

This is the effect you want, that’s it!

The pig-herding device, hehe, in our hands, it is a magical weapon that can control thunder and lightning!

Thor's hammer, that's all!

(End of this chapter)