After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Xu Bo'an's heart was pounding as he watched Chen Shishi dress in a style that was different from her usual graceful and elegant one.

At this moment, she was actually wearing a black Spider-Man Cosplay costume tights that Xu Boan had seen on Kuaiyin short videos before, and she was standing there showing off her figure in the mirror!

I'm so excited!

This thing looks absolutely amazing on the courtesan Chen Shishi!
Not only does she have a curvy figure, but what’s more important is that the oiran girl really knows how to control facial expressions.

That movement, that posture, is absolutely professional. Those internet celebrities who try to skirt the line just for the sake of skirting the line are simply not on the same level as Chen Shishi.

To describe it in one word, it is definitely "fairy"!

But there's really nothing good to reflect in this bronze mirror, it has no effect at all. I'll get some glass dressing mirrors and send them in later, they will definitely be popular!
After all, it is well known that women really love to look in the mirror! Regardless of race or skin color, as long as they see the mirror, their eyes will always drift to it!

In addition, although Chen Shishi's outfit looks good, her black Spider-Man suit is too tight and the fabric lacks elasticity.

Although it looks good now, that's because Chen Shishi had it made according to her body shape. It fits her well, but it's too suffocating to wear.

It would be better to give her some fabrics from modern society so that she can express herself freely.

Xu Boan was thinking about something when he saw Chen Shishi taking off the black Spider-Man suit again. Before Xu Boan had time to close his eyes, he saw Chen Shishi had already taken off the whole suit. Her speed was simply amazing!

Xu Boan observed carefully and found that in order to deal with the problem that the clothes were too tight and had no elasticity, Chen Shishi cleverly made a long rope buckle on the back of the clothes. As long as the thin rope on the neck was pulled, the black Spider-Man suit could be separated from top to bottom in an instant, and it was easier to take off than the dress.

No, why would you observe this thing yourself?
The oiran has even taken off her clothes, so we can't help but observe some scenes that we don't normally see!

Of course, Xu Boan was just thinking about it, and his first subconscious reaction was to avoid it!

A gentleman is judged by deeds rather than heart. No one is perfect in the world! No matter what you think in your heart, your actions are the most direct reflection of a person!
Although he would be laughed at as being like the monkey in the Peach Garden who only cared about peaches in front of the fairies, Xu Bo'an always believed that appreciation was allowed but indecent assault was not allowed unless there was love!

Xu Bo'an subconsciously said "Don't look at what is inappropriate" and wanted to close his eyes, but the moment his peripheral vision swept over, he instantly discovered that under the clothes of the courtesan, she was wearing a set of stylish underwear that should not exist in this world!

Good man! What are you doing!
Shouldn't the underwear of the Dajing Dynasty be bellybands? Ahem, I haven't seen it either, but shouldn't this be common sense? At least according to the current level of civilization and social civilization development in the Bonsai world, the underwear in this place should be bellybands.

But what Chen Shishi is wearing now is not a bellyband, but... something similar to a bikini swimsuit, but it is obviously not made of waterproof fabric.

But even so, Xu Boan was already very shocked! After all, the shape is important!
Wow, she is indeed an oiran, she knows how to dress up, she even made her own bikini!
Talent, absolutely talent!
Xu Boan looked at the two sets of clothes that Chen Shishi was wearing and was shocked for a moment.

It's so incredible.

Chen Shishi actually made these two sets of almost identical clothes just based on the short video and pictures she saw on the phone that she accidentally dropped!

What a shock!

She is worthy of being one of the top ten courtesans in the Great Jing Dynasty. Not only is she proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she is also good at knitting and needlework. No wonder so many celebrities and scholars in ancient times were keen on listening to music in brothels and could not extricate themselves!
It’s not that they have poor self-control, it’s just that those girls are too high-end!

Xu Bo'an had once heard such a statement.

Among the poems included in the well-known work "Complete Tang Poems", there are many poems created by women from brothels. Someone has done statistics, and a total of 21 poems created by 136 people were included in it.

These data and examples are enough to show that there are definitely talented people in this place!

In addition, some people have done statistics and found that among the nearly 5 poems in the Complete Tang Poems, there are more than poems related to brothels, which accounts for about one twentieth of the entire volume.

The words "I have a dream of Yangzhou every ten years, and have earned a reputation as a fickle person in brothels" written by the great Tang Dynasty poet Du Mu in his classic poem "Sending Away My Thoughts" have been passed down to this day, making countless people admire and even envy and hate him!

She is definitely a talented woman, without a doubt. Especially in Xu Bo'an's era, there are only a few people who understand the rhythm of poetry.

Oh my goodness, this is not a green tea business woman who has intentions towards you. She is clearly a good girl who is proficient in everything, understanding, and can help you spark creative inspiration!

Add to that the added bonus of skills in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, etc., wow, this is definitely a candidate for the "top beauty trap"!
What you think of the so-called "beauty trap" is that the enemy sends a beautiful woman with a good figure, fair skin and good looks to meet you by chance, and then she flirts with you right away, claiming that she fell in love with you at first sight, flirting with you all the time, and then says "You are the one I have been waiting for for many years", and finally lets you wait for the price?

This is nonsense. In this situation, anyone with a little bit of intelligence can see that this is a trap, and it would be strange if anyone fell into it.

But in fact, the real beauty trap is the white moonlight that you loved but could not get in your youth, and the dream lover who made you sleepless in the hazy years.

At a cleverly created time point, it meets you by chance without you noticing, and then it seems to pass by you casually, meeting you so cleverly among the crowd.

Then, as if by chance, your eyes meet, and you feel like you are attracted to someone! If you are given a heart-touching greeting, who can resist it?
Even if your dream lover does not exist, there are still ways. We can just meet your needs and train one for you.

If you like Ming history, we will give you a gentle woman who knows all about "The 15th Year of Wanli"; if you like to talk about political affairs, she can talk to you about ancient and modern historical facts; if you are interested in mathematics, physics and chemistry, she can also talk to you about scientific development; if you have a little talent, she will show you her music, chess, calligraphy and painting!
You feel that you are talented but not appreciated, and you have met countless people but no one understands you. But this person happens to be the perfect soulmate who understands your thoughts and reaches deep into your soul!
It makes you sigh from time to time: Having one true friend in life is enough!

In this case, let alone you who are insignificant among the myriad dust, even the outstanding figures of all ages, including Lü Bu, King Zhou of Shang, King You of Zhou, Fu Chai, Gao Yuliang, Zhao Hui, Luo Ji, etc.,

Whether it is a fierce man fighting for world domination, an emperor who has seen countless women, or an elite who has received high-end education, they are all addicted to it without knowing it. This is the beauty trap. Someone has summarized the three levels of the beauty trap!
The first level makes you think: "This is so cool, this woman is actually an undercover agent!"

The second level is that you feel a little reluctant and think: "My lover is actually an undercover agent?"

The top level is to make you firmly believe: "Even if she is an undercover agent, she is still my love! I have to protect her!"

In a word, the beauty trap is not simply a routine of taking advantage of beautiful women, but a carefully planned journey of life to accompany you!
Xu Boan was here sighing at Chen Shishi's high level, when suddenly he saw Chen Shishi frowning slightly, with a kind of beauty that made people feel pity!
Chen Shishi muttered to herself, "Although this fairy's outer coat is really beautiful, it is too tight. Most people really can't wear it. But this cool underwear is really comfortable, especially the small lining on the upper body, which is really useful. Only the fairies in the fairy world know how to enjoy it."

Seeing that Chen Shishi was reluctant to look at the Spider-Man suit, Xu Boan couldn't help but said, "Chen Shishi, you...did you make this suit?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Boan regretted it!

If I spoke at an inappropriate time, wouldn't I reveal the secret that I was watching from the side?
Unexpectedly, Chen Shishi was not panicked at all. She raised her hand and instantly grabbed a long skirt hanging on the shelf beside her. Then she turned around gracefully and put the long skirt on her body. Then she smoothed her long hair out and finished her look in a few seconds.

Then she bowed obediently in the direction of the mountain temple and said, "I am honored to meet Grandpa Mountain God. May I ask if the dress I made looks good?"

Xu Bo'an was speechless for a moment and felt a little ashamed. It seemed that he had underestimated the professional qualities of the courtesan!

Xu Boan thought Chen Shishi would be nervous, but looking at her posture, she was much more natural than himself and it was obvious that she was someone who had experienced big occasions.

Xu Boan, however, felt somewhat guilty and replied subconsciously: "Well, it looks good. It looks very good."

Chen Shishi said tenderly, "Thank you for the compliment, Grandpa Mountain God, but I still have three things I don't understand. I hope Grandpa Mountain God can answer my questions. I wonder if Grandpa Mountain God can make it convenient for me."

Xu Boan's heart was beating faster. In this situation, let alone three things, even if it was thirty or three hundred things, as long as they were not against the bottom line, Xu Boan felt that he had no reason to refuse!
Although I am not willing to go through fire and water, I have no problem enduring the hardship of traveling through mountains and rivers.

"Tell me about it." Xu Bo'an replied instantly.

Chen Shishi said softly: "In reply to Grandpa Mountain God, the first reason is that the clothes I made are too tight. I guess the spider-like existence in Grandpa Mountain God's magic weapon that can leave pictures and real scenes must have transformed the clothes on his body with spider silk, so it is so elastic!"

Of course Xu Boan couldn't tell the truth, he couldn't expose the truth!
Fortunately, Xu Boan reacted quickly and immediately had an idea. He said, "That's not the case. It's just some special fabrics with excellent elasticity. I'll give you one later!"

Chen Shishi bowed with a grateful expression on her face, and then asked softly: "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God! Secondly, I heard from the Mountain God that the clothes worn by the fairy who is good at controlling water are waterproof, so I..."

Without waiting for Chen Shishi to finish, Xu Bo'an said again: "I'll give you some more! The third one!"

The reason why Xu Boan wanted to quickly change the subject was that he was not very familiar with the area of ​​women's needs. He was afraid that he would be stumped if he continued, so he simply gave it as a gift. Wouldn't it be great to solve this problem once and for all?

Chen Shishi continued with a happy look on her face, "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your mercy. Thirdly, I remember the very thin stockings worn by the fairies in your magic scroll. I don't know what kind of fabric they are made of and how they are made! I have tried for a long time, but this is the best I can do."

Thin stockings?
Isn't this just stockings?
Xu Boan was muttering to himself when he saw Chen Shishi touching the headboard next to him and then took out a net-like object that seemed to be made of silk thread.

Looking at the mass of stuff, Xu Bo'an's eyes widened instantly and a suspicion arose in his mind.

Could this be...

Soon, Xu Boan saw Chen Shishi sitting at the end of the bed. He shook his slender hands lightly, and the mass of things fell off, and then it had a shape similar to a stocking.

Then, Chen Shishi started putting that thing on her feet.

Xu Boan saw it and his eyes widened instantly!
It really is... a fishing net!
Wow, you didn’t make stockings, but you are also a talented person. You have come up with a higher-level invention without any guidance!
Chen Shishi, ah, Chen Shishi, you really are worthy of being the most beautiful woman. Do you know that you accidentally made the fishnet stockings that made countless people excited?
You know, in the eyes of many men, the power of this killer is no less powerful than those stockings, it's amazing...

……

Just as Xu Boan was watching Chen Shishi putting on fishnet stockings on her long legs like a live broadcast, he suddenly sneezed for no reason.

"Ah!"

Xu Boan rubbed his nose and thought doubtfully, I don't have a cold, is someone scolding me? Or is he thinking about me?

When Chen Shishi heard Xu Bo'an's sneeze, her hands trembled with fear, and one of her fishnet stockings that she hadn't put on fell off instantly. Chen Shishi knelt on the ground trembling with fear, and said timidly: "Grandpa Mountain God, are you feeling unwell? I have delayed your recovery, and I am guilty!"

Xu Boan denied: "It's okay, I..."

Xu Boan was just about to say that he was fine when he suddenly felt a sense of comfort, and then the power of incense and vows in his body increased dramatically.

After a careful count, I found that there were more than fifty strands!

Seeing so many incense offerings, Xu Boan was a little dazed for a moment! (End of this chapter)