After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Niu Twelve doesn’t want to?

Xu Boan was a little surprised to hear the news!

Such a good job, and it was a new project and new position selected by the Mountain God himself. And I knew he was a manager! Otherwise, why would he be the first one to be selected?

But Niu Twelve, a man who had received the grace of the Mountain God and had always been grateful to him, would actually disagree?

He no longer supports the work of the Mountain God? He is no longer willing to work for the Mountain God?

Isn't this a typical example of someone's kindness being taken for granted and not knowing how to repay a favor?
Xu Boan felt that he was always good at judging people. There must be a reason why Niu Twelve behaved like this!
"Did he say why he didn't want to?" Xu Bo'an asked softly, neither happy nor sad.

Li Kanshan sighed and said, "He said that he has a bad image, is not mobile, and is not competent. He is afraid of being a drag on the mountain god."

Xu Boan couldn't help but curse in his heart when he heard this, "Bah, I'm not a dog, why do I need to distinguish between front legs and hind legs!"
Xu Bo'an ordered directly: "Tell him that this matter must be handled by him, and if he fails to do it well, he will not be allowed to see me again!"

Li Kanshan was stunned, as if he didn't expect the Mountain God to be so tough. He immediately said, "I understand. I'll do it right away!"

As he spoke, Li Kanshan was about to leave.

Xu Boan ordered again: "Don't worry, wait until I finish speaking!"

"Grandpa Mountain God, please give me your instructions!" Li Kanshan hurriedly stopped and waited for Xu Bo'an's instructions.

Xu Bo'an continued, "After this matter is settled, you can gather people together, select some representatives from the villagers, and add drivers who can drive trains, cars, and horse-drawn carriages.

And the traffic management personnel such as Niu Twelve that you selected, come to the cliff on this side of the river to watch the video I told you about before. After watching it, you must let the representatives explain the relevant content and precautions of today's video to everyone! "

"Uh! Grandpa Mountain God, what does it represent?" Li Kanshan asked in confusion.

The cultural differences are really tiring.

Xu Bo'an had no choice but to explain patiently: "In short, it's about getting some influential people to come and see it first, and then have them promote it among their familiar circles of friends. Do you understand?"

Li Kanshan said hurriedly: "I will follow the instructions of the Mountain God and make arrangements right away."

Xu Bo'an estimated the time and said casually: "Okay, then I'll go get ready. I'll show you after one stick of incense!"

Li Kanshan said hurriedly: "I understand. I respectfully send off Grandpa Mountain God!"

Soon, Li Kanshan went to the village to look for someone.

"Come on, Shuanzhu. You can drive, right? Please inform your Uncle Wufu and Grandpa Laosan. They are still in the forest. Tell them to come back as soon as possible and watch the video at Black Gold Mountain! You have to come too. Call all your brothers who can drive."

Shuanzhu said with some confusion: "Village Chief, what is a video?"

Li Kanshan smiled proudly and said, "Grandpa Mountain God said it's something similar to shadow play. You'll understand after you see it."

A young man sitting on the hitchhiker couldn't help but say, "Shadow puppet show! That's really great. I like watching that. I want to go, too."

Li Kanshan smiled and said, "Okay, then you will be the village representative. After watching the video of the Mountain God, you must teach those people who are close to you! Got it?"

The young man in the passenger seat nodded repeatedly and said, "Hey, okay, Village Chief, no problem."

The same scene continued to play out inside the bonsai, and soon, people gathered from all directions.

After about an incense stick of time, Xu Boan appeared again.

The reason why the place to play the video was finally chosen to be on the mountain wall beside the river was because Xu Boan discovered that there was a coal sculpture he had placed opposite the river, which made it convenient for Xu Boan to place his mobile phone!
The villagers only need to sit opposite the coal-carved mountain, and some villagers don’t even need to leave their homes to open the windows in their earthen buildings and watch the video content on their mobile phones.

Xu Bo'an also wants to allow as many people as possible to see the video more intuitively, receive traffic safety education, and enhance everyone's safety awareness.

Soon, Xu Boan started playing a traffic safety teaching video.

Therefore, when the little ones saw this thing for the first time, they were still able to watch the video content with great interest.

When a video clip suddenly appeared on the screen to popularize knowledge about traffic lights, someone immediately asked: "Red lights! I know, red lanterns, there are many places in the city that hang red lanterns! But who would hang green lanterns? The customs of the immortals in the immortal world are so strange."

Xu Boan patted his head, wondering why he didn’t remember this content!
You know, there are no traffic lights in the bonsai world, so this is hard to explain.

However, after vigorously developing the transportation industry in Bonsai, it is only a matter of time before traffic lights are installed.

After Xu Boan figured it out, he patiently explained: "This is the sign for stop when the light is red and go when the light is green. Pedestrians must obey this rule when crossing the road, and vehicle drivers must also be familiar with this rule."

After hearing Xu Bo'an's explanation, Li Kanshan asked doubtfully: "Stop when the light is red? Go when the light is green? Do we have to obey the instructions of this little lantern when we walk?" The little people on the side also echoed and expressed their doubts.

Xu Boan couldn't help laughing, but soon, considering his majestic image, he explained to all the little guys: "Everyone, pay attention, the red and green lights here are not simple lantern lights, but have representative meanings.

When the red light is on, it means that all vehicles can pass and pedestrians must stop and wait; when the green light is on, pedestrians can cross the road and all vehicles need to stop and give way. "

After hearing this, Li Kanshan suddenly realized the answer, but he was confused again: "Why not let the vehicles stop all the time and let the pedestrians walk freely? Wouldn't it be safer this way?"

Xu Bo'an was a little amused, and after a while he calmed down, he patiently explained: "If the vehicle is always stopped, then what is the point of it being on the street?

And there will be more and more cars in the future. If people are allowed to walk and cars are not allowed to move, a road will soon be blocked and impassable. Just imagine what it would be like if hundreds of carriages were squeezed together."

After hearing this, the curious little people nodded.

But someone suddenly asked a question: "How does this little lantern know when to turn red and when to turn green?"

Xu Bo'an was stunned for a moment, and didn't know how to explain it.

After all, he couldn't teach the little ones about the applications of electricity and mechanics now.

He thought for a moment, then tried to use simple and easy-to-understand language to say: "This is actually a very powerful machine... Oh, it's a magic weapon... Under control, it can automatically adjust the lighting time of the red and green lights according to the road conditions to ensure smooth and safe traffic." After Xu Bo'an said the word "machine", he realized that the little ones must not know what a machine is, so he hurriedly used magic weapon instead, which was much easier to understand.

Sure enough, no one questioned it anymore.

After hearing this, the little guys were still a little confused, but they stopped asking questions. He nodded silently, as if he had silently memorized this strange but useful "lantern" in his heart.

Xu Bo'an looked at the serious expressions of the little people and couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.

He knew that although these little guys lived in ancient times, their ability to accept and curiosity about new things were no less than that of modern people.

However, just when Xu Boan thought he had explained everything clearly, there was a sudden noise from the crowd.

He looked up and saw a strong man wearing coarse clothes and with a full beard standing with a hoe in his hand.

He shouted loudly: "Grandpa Mountain God, what if our horses don't understand the red and green lights? They can't read the lanterns, so won't they collide with each other?"

When Xu Boan heard this, he was speechless again.

He even felt that this strong man seemed to be a little out of his mind. Although the world inside this bonsai was backward, it was still people who commanded livestock. How could he really let a horse look at traffic lights?
Li Wufu on the side said unhappily: "What are you yelling about? You are talking to the mountain god, why don't you kneel down?"

The bearded man scratched the back of his head in a simple and honest manner, then knelt on the ground and said, "Grandpa Mountain God, please don't blame me. I was fascinated by the shadow play. I have never seen such a beautiful shadow play. It is too real."

Xu Boan thought for a moment and said, "It's okay, you asked a good question. For livestock such as horses and cows, we really can't let them look at traffic lights directly.

However, we can train their owners to get them used to crossing the road under specific actions or specific instructions from their owners, such as pulling the reins, patting the horse's neck, etc. In this way, when the livestock are used to the instructions, conflicts with vehicles can be avoided. "

After hearing this, the strong man nodded and said, "Hey, I'm so stupid that I forgot about this. That's right, there must be someone taking care of the cattle and horses at home!"

At this moment, another cry of surprise came from the crowd.

Xu Boan looked in the direction of the sound and saw a little girl in a coarse cloth shirt and a small skirt pointing at a car on a large mobile phone screen and asking a man next to her: "Dad, why is this big iron box running? Does it have legs?"

The adults beside him hurriedly explained: "Duck Egg, you just got here, you don't know yet, this big iron box is called a car, it is a magic weapon bestowed upon us by the Mountain God.

It has no legs, but it has wheels like our carriages. But carriages are pulled by horses, while cars use a formation set up by the mountain god to drive the wheels, making the whole car run, which is much faster than a carriage."

Upon hearing this, Xu Bo'an smiled awkwardly and assumed that it made sense that the "car engine" was a magical formation in the eyes of ancient people.

After hearing this, the little girl’s eyes widened, and she seemed to be very interested in this magical “big iron box”.

The next moment, when a motorcycle speeding past appeared on the screen, Xu Boan finally realized that his video seemed to be played incorrectly.

The video I found before was clearly a simple introduction to traffic safety using cartoons and courseware, but how come this video even includes motorcycles?

Seeing the motorcycle appear, an old man pointed at the screen excitedly and shouted: "Oh, why is this guy riding a big bird! Isn't he afraid of falling off?"

"What kind of young man? This might be a god!" someone reminded.

Xu Boan had no choice but to explain: "This is not a big bird, it is also a kind of vehicle, called a motorcycle, and it is also a magical means of transportation. Look, the young man riding on it is much faster than riding a horse."

After hearing this, the little people opened their eyes wide with incredible expressions, as if to say, "There are such magical things in this world!"

"Oh my god, this... this can actually be the same as a war horse. If we have a lot of these motorcycles, wouldn't the Jing Dynasty cavalry be invincible?"

"That's right. Although those car magic weapons with roofs and doors can pull people, they are still not convenient for fighting on the battlefield. This motorcycle is different! You can use swords and spears to fight against the enemy cavalry head-on!"

Xu Boan was a little amused and confused after listening to this. These people were quite interesting. They actually regarded motorcycles as more important than cars.

However, after hearing their battle strategy, Xu Boan actually felt that what they said made some sense.

Before Xu Boan could continue eavesdropping on the little ones' conversation, he saw an image of a highway appear on the screen, with vehicles shuttling back and forth quickly.

Shuanzhu pointed at the screen and shouted, "Look, those magic cars are racing! These... these are much faster than our magic cars."

When everyone heard this, they all expressed their surprise and exclamation.

Li Kanshan explained: "We ordinary people are naturally not as capable of controlling the magic weapons of immortals as those in the immortal world. What are you yelling about?"

Shuanzhu nodded hurriedly and said, "The old village chief is right! We are already very satisfied to have these magic vehicles bestowed by the mountain god."

Xu Boan was originally planning to explain the difference between expressways and ordinary roads, but after seeing that many people were convinced by Li Kanshan's words, he did not explain any more.

Li Kanshan is the manager of the Kaoshan Village in Bonsai, and he is also Xu Boan's right-hand man. His prestige is very important. Xu Boan cannot refute or deny him at this time, otherwise it will be detrimental to his leading the team!
The next moment, a picture of traffic law enforcement officers in uniform directing traffic appeared on the screen. A middle-aged woman pointed at the screen curiously and asked, "Grandpa Mountain God, what is that square-faced man doing? His clothes are so beautiful. I want to make one for my man, too. His every move is so beautiful, like martial arts and dancing!"

Someone immediately said, "Hey, what kind of man is this? His aunt, didn't you see that there is light on this man's shoulders? He must be a god from the fairyland. How can we mortals compare with him?"

After hearing this, Xu Boan almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

As expected, ordinary opposite sex have an aura blessing towards uniform-related professions!
He explained: "This is not dancing or martial arts, this is traffic managers directing traffic. They use gestures and whistles to direct vehicles and pedestrians to pass in an orderly manner."

After hearing this, the woman suddenly realized what was going on and an awkward smile instantly appeared on her face.

Xu Boan had originally planned to change his own video earlier, but seeing that the little people found it entertaining, he did not change it immediately.

I was just thinking about continuing to watch videos with the little ones and answering their questions at the same time.

Suddenly, a strong sense of summons came, and Xu Bo'an was a little stunned.

What was going on? He had never received such a slight feeling of being summoned before!
Is this a new base? Moreover, it is a tiny place? Even smaller than the mountain temple in the village? (End of this chapter)