After the divorce, I became a mountain god

As for the distribution of the items he bestowed upon the little creatures in the bonsai, Xu Boan had previously envisioned rewarding the little creatures who had made contributions.

But later, as the number of little people increased, Xu Boan was obviously unable to handle such trivial matters.

And it's really not a big deal.

Only by learning to delegate power can you work happily.

In the future, I only need to reward those who have made special contributions, and it is not easy to be too frequent or prominent. After all, the principle that people are not troubled by scarcity but by inequality has been passed down from ancient times to the present and is still very close to human nature and reality.

When Li Kanshan heard Xu Bo'an's instructions, he hurriedly said happily: "Thank you for your gift, Grandpa Mountain God. I understand. I will do it right away. I will definitely bring in as many people as possible in the shortest time possible. You can rest assured and everyone will be satisfied. There will definitely be no trouble."

Hearing that Li Kanshan put himself in front when speaking, Xu Boan was very satisfied and nodded immediately, saying, "Well, do your best. By the way, I'll give you something good later."

The reason he had this idea was that at this moment, Xu Boan happened to hear the hawking sounds of a pizza shop not far away in the real world, so he thought of letting them try some pizza.

Soon, Xu Boan followed the sound and found the pizza shop on the street.

Then, Xu Boan was a little surprised.

Pizza. Giant pizza.

My goodness, in the past, Xu Boan’s impression of pizza was that it was sold according to the unit of inches.

But today, the smallest pizza Xu Boan saw was one meter in diameter!

The specialty of this restaurant is the giant pizza.

"Hello sir, welcome. What flavor of pizza would you like?" Before Xu Boan could come to his senses, the waiter had already begun to greet him politely.

Now that you are here, you can't come here empty-handed.

What's more, there are so many little guys in the bonsai, so even though the pizza is big, it shouldn't be wasted.

Thinking of this, Xu Boan ordered the smallest one-meter pizza, which was covered with mozzarella, cheese, ham, meat and some vegetables. It had a comprehensive taste and was rich in nutrition.

Taking the pizza back to the car, Xu Boan carefully took the pizza out of the box and carefully placed the pizza into the bonsai.

Well, originally we wanted to let them try something new, but now it’s better not to scare them given the current situation.

Sure enough, Xu Boan’s worries were not unnecessary.

In Xu Bo'an's eyes, the pizza was only about one meter in diameter, but inside the bonsai, it blocked out the light from the sky above the mountain village.

The brightness on the ground dimmed instantly, attracting the attention of all the little guys in the range!

As the pizza gradually landed, more and more people finally felt that something was wrong.

“This… this is something!”

The little guys in the bonsai were stunned to see a huge blanket falling down all over the place.

Even though Li Kanshan had been reminded by the Mountain God before, he couldn't help but be surprised by the sudden arrival of this thing.

"Is this the cloth or blanket that Grandpa Mountain God gave us?"

"It should be a blanket, right? Something this big must be made of rolls of fabric!"

"That's not necessarily true. Things in the fairy world are different from here."

"Hey, smell what this smell is? It smells so good!"

"It seems to be... the smell of delicious roasted meat."

"No, no, it smells like vegetables."

"What you said is wrong. It smells like baking pancakes to me!"

"What are you talking about? The Mountain God clearly heard that we were short of bedding and clothes, so he gave them a surprise. What are you thinking?" Li Kanshan criticized the people around him who were talking nonsense.

Li Laosan quickly pulled him aside and said, "Something is wrong. Don't you smell a fragrance?"

Li Kanshan shook his head and said, "I've had a cold these past few days, my nose is blocked, and my sense of smell is not as good, you know."

Li Laosan said in a firm tone: "Something is wrong. This is definitely not cloth. It smells so good, it must be food."

Li Kanshan said suspiciously: "You mean... what the Mountain God gave us is really food!"

Li Laosan widened his eyes in astonishment and said, "It looks like...it looks like a pancake!"

"I saw it too, it was really a pancake!" The residents on the third and fourth floors of the earthen building were the first to see the huge pancake falling from the window and were immediately stunned.

"It seems there are a lot of delicious things up there. I saw a big piece of meat, and some fragrant meat-like things that Grandpa Mountain God gave to us before!"

During this time, Xu Bo placed the pizza securely on the ground.

Although it seems a bit unhygienic, people have trouble eating nowadays, so who cares about hygiene?

This is like some self-deprecating statements made by workers: "I have already fallen to the point of eating instant noodles, so why should I care whether instant noodles are nutritious or not?"

Similarly, many of the little guys here have eaten tree bark and roots. Will they give up picking up the bread and using it because they think it is unhygienic and has fallen on the ground?
Come on, when people are hungry, they will eat dirt, let alone the pasta that fell on the ground.

Xu Bo'an remembered that he had heard that in times of famine in ancient times, many victims had no choice but to choose to eat Guanyin soil!
Although after eating Guanyin soil, people often feel abdominal distension and inability to defecate, and may eventually die from intestinal obstruction and other reasons.

However, there are still many disaster victims who use Guanyin soil as a food to fill their stomachs because of its fine texture and certain filling effect, so that at least they can die full.

So now, the little ones don’t feel disgusted or sorry about this huge piece of pancake at all, and people are flocking to it happily.

Many people stopped what they were doing and gathered to where the pancake fell to witness this incredible scene.

Especially some of the new arrivals, their faces were full of disbelief, as if the whole world had become unreal.

"This...how is this possible?" An elderly man, with trembling hands, tried to capture this unprecedented scene with his eyes that had experienced countless hardships.

He was a cultured man who knew that there was no such a thing as a free lunch, but he had never seen such a magical and spectacular sight. "Oh my God, this is unbelievable! We can actually see such a big pancake with our own eyes!" An elderly man stared with wide eyes, gesturing with his hands, trying to describe this incredible scene to the people around him.

"Yes, I've lived for so many years, but I've never seen anything so spectacular!" An old man next to him nodded in agreement, his eyes flashing with memories, as if comparing all the rare treasures he had seen when he was young, none of them could be compared with this cake.

"Do you know? I heard that the army in southern Xinjiang uses huge iron pots to cook. Dozens or even hundreds of people can cook in one pot!" A man who had just wandered here narrated his experiences in an exaggerated tone, trying to add a bit of mystery to this incredible scene.

“Haha, even if we really have such a big pot here, we can’t make such a big pancake. This pancake is bigger than my home!!” a middle-aged man said with a smile. His humor made people around him laugh.

"Could it be that pie will really fall from the sky?" A young man said casually with excitement gleaming in his eyes and smiling.

"Hehe, what a joke, how is this possible! Although pie won't fall from the sky, the mountain god will." The original residents of Kaoshan Village couldn't help but explain.

"That's right. This must be the appearance of the mountain god. He knows that we have been short of food and clothing recently, so he specially bestowed this gift on us." A kind middle-aged woman clasped her hands together, her eyes full of gratitude and awe.

Li Kanshan said loudly: "Quiet! Be quiet, folks. As you can see, this is the big bread given to us by the Mountain God. It is enough for us to have several meals. I suggest that we all thank the Mountain God together! Thank you for your kindness!"

Soon, under the leadership of Li Kanshan, a group of little people knelt down and bowed in the direction of the mountain temple to express their gratitude.

Xu Boan was bored and immediately told Li Kanshan, "Okay, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first. You must remember what I told you."

Li Kanshan responded, "I will obey the instructions of the Mountain God and live up to your expectations."

"Okay, you can divide this piece of bread however you like. Remember, it goes bad easily. Share it and eat it early so you can work with a full stomach." Xu Bo'an gave the instructions.

After all, there are no cold-keeping appliances such as refrigerators in the bonsai world, and it is even more impossible for these poor people in the mountain village to have ice for cooling. Therefore, the right solution is to finish these two big pizzas as soon as possible.

However, Xu Bo'an was not thoughtful enough and never expected that what seemed to him to be just a slightly large pizza was, in the eyes of these little guys, like a huge treasure mountain.

……

Inside the bonsai, Li Kanshan responded and thanked Xu Bo'an again. When he heard no more sound, he knew that the Mountain God was no longer there.

Then, Li Kanshan stood up, looked around at the people who had gathered at the scene, and began to arrange the division of tasks.

"Master Jin, the bread that the mountain god gave us is too big. He is busy and has no time to help us divide it. I suggest that you think of a way to help the villagers divide the bread as soon as possible."

Hearing Li Kanshan's words, Jin Dajian nodded solemnly.

He came down the mountain intending to pick a few young men from among the newcomers to enrich his team of craftsmen, but he never expected to happen to see the scene where the mountain god rewarded large pancakes.

Jin Dajian thought for a moment and said, "How about this, the pie is too big, I'll take some people and prepare some tools to see if we can climb up to see what's going on and what's the best proportion to distribute it."

Although this pizza is only a few centimeters thick, it feels like several floors high for the little ones.

You have to climb up to know how to distribute this piece of cake from the fairy world.

Li Kanshan nodded and said, "You are right. Do you have anything else to do? Just let me know if you need my help."

Jin Dajian nodded and said, "I understand. Then I'll take people up there to take a look."

Soon, Jin Dajian found some ropes and tools, called a few people to help, and worked together to move towards the huge pancake.

Jin Dajian held a palm-sized flying claw rope in his hand. He suddenly pulled the head of the flying claw and threw it hard at the pancake. The flying claw landed steadily on the pancake.

Jin Dajian pulled the rope hard, and the flying claw pierced into the surface of the dough and was firmly fixed there.

Jin Dajian pulled the rope twice and found it was very strong, so he climbed up onto the huge pancake first.

After a while, a few more people followed Jin Dajian and carefully climbed to the edge of the pancake. Then, people were stunned.

What's going on? This is not just a pancake, this is clearly a forest made up of various delicacies.

Jin Dajian was the first to say in shock: "This... This must be some kind of fragrant meat that Grandpa Mountain God gave us earlier. How could there be so much of it here!"

This big pizza has eight different flavors. The edge that Jin Dajian and his friends climbed up to is the ham and sausage flavor area.

The large triangular pancake area is dotted with cheese, ham, and sausage chunks.

"It's a waste to call this thing a pancake. Wouldn't it be more appropriate to call it a pie?" someone suggested.

"Bah! What kind of pie is this? The filling of a pie is inside the pie, but the meat is outside. How can it be called a pie?"

"That makes sense. It can't be called a pie. Even if the fillings inside and outside are different, look over there. That place is bare. There's no filling at all. It's not suitable to be called a pie."

Everyone looked in the direction that the man pointed, and saw a large area not far ahead. There was indeed no fragrant meat or anything like that on it. It was a large flat piece of dough with only a light yellow smooth surface.

This slice of pizza is cheese flavored.

"The food in the fairy world is really magical. Even though there is nothing added to it, it is just a piece of bread! But I can already smell a faint fragrance."

Jin Dajian shook his head and said, "It's impossible that we didn't see anything. The yellow color on this cake doesn't look like something made of flour. Okay, stop talking nonsense and find a way to get everyone to move the things!"

"Master Jin, this piece of fragrant meat is too big, and it is firmly embedded in the pancake! What should we do with it?" As he spoke, the man pushed hard at a piece of ham stuck to the pancake, but it did not move at all.

Jin Dajian was indeed an experienced craftsman. He pointed to some tools he had brought with him and said, "Find two sticks and try separately to see if you can pry it out."

A group of little guys were busy on the dough, like hardworking little ants.

Xu Bo'an had no idea about the situation here.

He bought a bouquet of flowers and drove straight to the Aeseliya Federal Royal Academy of Arts.

The car had just parked when a panicked voice came from the bonsai.

"Grandpa Mountain God, help me! The giant mosquito... the giant mosquito is coming!"

"Hey! What's going on? This mosquito has stuck in the pancake and can't be pulled out with its mouth stuck to it!"

Hearing the strange sound coming from the bonsai, Xu Bo'an was puzzled and hurriedly looked inside the bonsai again. (End of this chapter)