After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Boss Li was puzzled when he heard Xu Bo'an interrupting him.

Seeing Xu Bo'an's strange expression, Boss Li became even more confused.

"My name is Li Kanshan. I've been called that since I was born. It's been decades. What's wrong? Is there any problem?" Boss Li looked at Xu Boan seriously and introduced himself.

It looks like all that's missing is some ID card or passport with your information on it to prove the authenticity of your name.

Good fellow! Your name is Li Kanshan! Isn’t that the name of the eighty-year-old village chief in the bonsai world?

Comparing him with the pot-bellied man sitting opposite Xu Bo'an, it really feels strange.

This is like a girl named Xi Shi who was so beautiful, with unparalleled beauty.

Then, you turn around and hear that the fat lady in her 50s who sells egg-filled pancakes at your doorstep is also called Xishi. That feeling! Isn’t it exciting just to think about it?

Xu Bo'an waved his hand, picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth, saying, "It's okay. It's just a coincidence. I know an old man, also called Li Kanshan. He's already 80 years old, and he's still in good health."

Boss Li looked as if he had suddenly realized something, and said, "I see, that's how it is, I was wondering, this name of mine hasn't been used much over the years, it seems I'm not that famous!
Speaking of coincidences in names, you may not know that when I attended a symposium, there was a small boss named Ma Huatengyun.
Wow, this guy has the same name as our country's Internet giant! At that time, everyone in the entire venue looked at him curiously, just like looking at a giant panda!

But later I found out that other people's characters are also different. Oh, by the way, the name of the old gentleman you know is those characters!"

Xu Boan introduced: "My last name is the same as yours, and my first name is Kan (kan) for visit, and Shan (shan) for mountain!"

Boss Li laughed and said, "Haha, that's not bad. My name is the same as his, but the "shan" in my name means "shan" in Chinese. It is said that when I was born, my mother dreamed of a lush cedar tree, so she gave me this name."

Xu Boan nodded and said, "People who can have such legendary experiences are all big shots. No wonder brother's business is so successful!"

Xu Bo'an has read many biographies. When any remarkable person is born, there will either be a red cloud in the sky, or a blue cloud on the head, or thunder and lightning, or a dragon will enter the belly in a dream, or crows will fly in the sky, or the newborn baby can speak.

In short, there are all kinds of magical stories that you can't imagine and they have experienced them.

Boss Li obviously understood these jokes, and laughed and said, "We can only make a living, and we can't compare with those big shots. At most, we can have a happy family and good fortune! I went to the famous Three Pagodas Temple in Dongjiang City to have a fortune-telling, and the master there told me that our family can have such a happy life today because of your sister-in-law who brings good fortune to her husband."

Three Pagodas Temple?
Hearing Boss Li mention this name, Xu Bo'an suddenly remembered that his mother had previously spent three thousand yuan there to ask a master for a prescription that was said to guarantee the birth of a boy!
Xu Bo'an was too lazy to pay attention to such obviously fake things, but he didn't expect that a big boss like Li Kanshan actually believed in it.

Xu Bo'an said meaningfully: "I know the Three Pagodas Temple. It is very famous in our area. The threshold to see the master is also high. I guess you have donated a lot of money!"

Boss Li smiled and said, "My wife took care of all this. I don't know the details. But she probably donated some of it. It's good, too. After I came back from there, she treated me much better."

Xu Bo'an thought that the result the master described would make both of you happy and naturally more friendly to each other. This is obviously achieved through psychology!
Although I thought so in my heart, I naturally couldn't say these words out loud and disrupt the atmosphere.

Xu Bo'an took a bite of the food and said with a smile, "Oh, if I had known earlier, I would not have come out to get involved in this dinner party today. Why do I feel that you have been talking about the way to control your husband for so long here, and if this man in my family listens to it, I will have to bear the consequences in the future!"

Boss Li shook his head and said, "Hey, I'm not afraid of you laughing at me. I've heard these words so many times over the years that my ears are callused. But you know what, the more you hear them, the more I feel that it's true. It seems that this business is getting smoother and smoother."

Xu Boan shook his head, raised the wine glass in his hand and said, "Come on, stop it. If you continue, we will both be brainwashed."

Ouyang Najie said with a smile: "I have taken it seriously. Thank you, Brother Li. You must introduce my sister-in-law to me. I must find a chance to learn more from my sister-in-law!"

Boss Li laughed heartily, changed the wine dispenser and started drinking. He was so full of vigor and looked like a man of great righteousness!

Soon, three rounds of wine had passed and five dishes had been served.

As they drank and chatted, they all seemed to be a little tipsy and were already in a state of being slightly tipsy.

Ouyang Najie took out her cell phone and took a look at it, as if she was using it as a mirror to check her makeup. Then she stood up with a smile, made an excuse to go out and make a phone call, and went out.

Boss Li seemed to be much more sober all of a sudden. He sat close to Xu Bo'an and said, "Brother, the red wood you traded to me last time was of extremely high quality. I want to ask you a question. Can we still do this business in the future?"

Boss Li is asking Xu Boan if he has any source of goods or channels to get the goods.

Xu Bo'an took the cigarette from Boss Li with a smile, but did not say anything final. He said meaningfully: "Brother, I can't give you a definite answer to this question. You wait for my news. This matter depends on fate!"

Boss Li nodded and said, "Okay, I'll wait for good news. But I have to remind you that if you have similar business in the future, you'd better register a company here. If we do business to business, we can get a lot of tax benefits according to the preferential policies here."

As he spoke, Boss Li moved his lighter close to Xu Bo'an, pressed a button, and a flame came out.

Xu Bo'an tilted his head slightly, brought the cigarette in his mouth close to the flame and lit it, took a deep breath and said, "Thank you for your advice, brother. I will think about it carefully when I have some free time. By the way, brother, your method is so wild, is there any way to change some money into gold?"

Xu Bo'an's intention was very clear. Although more money is better, his current identity was very sensitive. It would be difficult to explain his sudden huge fortune when he returned.

It would be better to change it into hard currency, gold, and put it in the bonsai first, and then use it when needed in the future.

Boss Li nodded, obviously aware of Xu Bo'an's concerns, and frowned slightly and said, "I do know a few people who are in the gold and jewelry business. But even if the money is exchanged for gold, the amount is too large to be taken out. This thing is hard currency, related to national reserves, and every country attaches great importance to it."

Xu Bo'an smiled and said, "It's okay. If you can't take it out, then don't take it. Please help me think of a solution first."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Boan suddenly felt the call of the little hairy god of the peach tree in the bonsai.

"Grandpa Mountain God, this guy is yelling and saying he's starving to death!"

Xu Boan then remembered that Becanila was still imprisoned in that place!
After raising his hand and drinking another cup with Boss Li, Xu Boan stood up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom!"

Boss Li stood up and pointed to the side, saying, "It's right there, brother, you must be drunk."

Xu Boan patted his chest and laughed, "Brother, I am still young. Wait for me and come back to fight again!" The two smiled at each other. Inside the bonsai.

Becanila stayed in the tree house listlessly.

Xu Boan saw it and asked, "Xiaoshu, what's wrong?"

The tree spirit emerged, pointed at Bekanila, and said, "I don't know what to do with this guy. He keeps yelling that he's hungry!"

Taoshu didn't know what Xu Bo'an's attitude was towards this person, so he didn't dare to abuse him or feed him, so he asked for instructions first.

However, Xu Boan didn't care too much about Becanila's affairs.

He's only not eaten for one day, it's no big deal. Let him starve for two days to wear down his spirit first.

Xu Boan immediately said, "Don't worry about him. As long as he's still breathing, we'll talk to you tonight. Go do what you need to do. Your tree house is very safe. Don't worry about him running out and getting hurt by wild animals."

The tree spirit nodded and said, "I understand, Grandpa Mountain God. I will just ignore him. Also, don't worry, no one dares to come within a mile of me except that annoying big stupid bear. That big stupid bear knows that you brought this person here and will not cause trouble."

Xu Bo'an glanced and saw his little furry mountain protector Xiong Da walking with a mole beast in the distance.

Well, it seems that this blind bear only has a decent relationship with the mole, other than that, his popularity is really not that good!
……

Late at night, after drinking too much, Xu Boan returned to his residence and did not choose to take some sour juice from the bonsai to sober himself up.

It's getting late, a little drink is just right to liven up the mood!
Silent all night.

The next morning, when Xu Bo'an got up, Ouyang Najie had already gone to school.

Xu Boan looked into the bonsai and found that such a big pizza was actually shared by the little ones.

There is not a single dregs left.

Of course, what Xu Bo'an saw as crumbs was a big piece of cake in the eyes of the little guys, so they would naturally not be wasted.

And it doesn’t mean that all the pizzas have been eaten. After all, there are less than 200 people in Kaoshan Village now.

It is difficult to finish such a large pizza in one or two meals.

It’s just that it has been distributed to individuals based on the number of people, so it has nothing to do with the village collective.

Xu Boan also saw that many people's dry food in the area was this bread!
That’s right, when such a big pizza is divided among individuals, it really becomes a solid piece of dough.

"Boss, take this delicious meat with you. It smells really good and goes well with rice. Otherwise it will be too dry." A woman held a piece of ham on a pizza in her hand and told her husband who was about to go out.

The husband waved his hands and said, "What's the use? I have enough water. Save the delicious meat for the boy to eat with his meal." As he spoke, the husband patted the bamboo tube hanging around his waist, and the sound of water sloshing could be heard.

The wife said unwillingly: "You do heavy physical work, how can you not eat some meat! You bring it and you eat it!"

The woman grabbed her man's arm with one hand and tried to stuff the piece of ham into his pocket.

The man said he didn't want anything, struggled to break free, and ran away, saying, "I'm in a hurry, so don't waste time. Remember to eat it, otherwise it will go bad if you leave it out for another day!"

The woman looked annoyed, but then she looked at the child lying on the bed behind her with relief, a look of satisfaction and tenderness in her eyes.

It is good enough if a family can live together and not starve to death.

Perhaps it was telepathy between mother and daughter, the child lying on the bed also opened his eyes at this moment.

As soon as the child opened his eyes, he couldn't help but say, "Mom, Mom, I still want to eat the fragrant meat noodle cake from yesterday. Do you have any more?"

The woman smiled bitterly and said, "My little ancestor, yes, yes! Your father left it for you, eat it quickly, and then go to Uncle Qingshan early to grab a good seat and learn some knowledge."

The child only heard the first half of the sentence, and quickly sat up, happily took the piece of ham from his mother's hand, and couldn't wait to take a bite. "Oh, it smells so good, I dreamed about this fragrant meat last night, it's so delicious. Mom, you should eat it too, it smells so good!"

Looking at the well-behaved child, the woman felt as sweet as if she had eaten honey. She smiled and said, "Eat it. Mom doesn't like it. Eat some of this good bread. How can you eat only meat?"

"Mom, I don't want to eat this dry cake anymore. I want to eat the kind of cake with sticky and sweet paste on it from yesterday. Do you have any more?"

The woman shook her head and said, "You little glutton, we've divided the fragrant meat noodle cake, but you're not eligible to share the sweet sauce noodle cake. Your piece was exchanged for my fragrant meat cake."

"Mom, this cake is too dry. I can't swallow it."
"Girl, you've only had a few days of good life and you've already become picky about food. Have you forgotten that we used to eat wheat bran noodles and couldn't even afford this kind of fine flour?" "Mom, I know I was wrong."

"It's okay, it's not a big deal. We have the Mountain God looking after us, and there will definitely be more delicious food in the future. We are already much happier than many people, and we should remember that contentment is the key to happiness. Okay, mother will go and boil some water, and you should eat slowly first, so as not to choke. We will eat the noodles soaked in water later. The fairy water given by the Mountain God, soaked in these noodles, we can never have enough!"

Xu Bo'an looked at this little happiness of ordinary people with great interest and smiled with satisfaction.

Xu Bo'an's gaze swept over the city wall, the mountain temple platform, the water source pool and other places in turn. Finally, Xu Bo'an's gaze stopped on Li Wufu's hunting team who were hunting in the woods.

Because he saw a familiar figure here.

Isn't this the master of disguise, Niu Laosan's son? How come he is here?
It looks like he is learning animal taming skills from Li Wufu.

The art of taming animals, I wonder if I, Lao Xu, can learn this!
(End of this chapter)