After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Xu Bo'an naturally had no idea what happened in the Qingmu government office.

At this time, Xu Boan was still distributing horse feed to the troublesome Yan Shouyi and his gang.

Xu Boan joked self-deprecatingly: We, the mountain god, have become a boy who gives away money.

As the saying goes, "When you give someone a rose, the fragrance lingers on your hand."

The horse feed they gave away had no fragrance at all, and left your hands with a greasy feeling and the smell of feed.

Horse feed is mainly made of grains and beans, mixed with some vegetable oils and minerals, so it will feel greasy in your hands.

The feed Xu Boan bought was in packages of 50 kilograms. Naturally, it was impossible to put all the little guys in such a large package at once.

Otherwise, it would be difficult for the little ones to break the bag, and after opening it, they would face the danger of horse feed pouring out like falling rocks.

Xu Boan has to do this job himself first, and let the little ones adapt little by little to avoid subsequent troubles.

This is to prevent these little guys from being unaware of the situation and feeding the packaging bags to the horses without knowing the truth.

If the packaging bag was really eaten, not to mention these ordinary war horses, even giant whales would suffer from stomach cramps and then die.

At present, the premise is that there are whales in the bonsai world. However, according to the current comparison between the two worlds, the bonsai world should also have oceans and whales!
I took a look at the horse feed packaging bag. It was made of the same material as the rice bags sold in supermarkets. The seal on it was made of single or double cotton thread, both forward and reverse.

Xu Bo'an skillfully used the mantra of "single line towards me, from right to left" when opening rice and flour bags, and carefully opened the seals to prevent any possible plastic fragments from falling in.

Then, Xu Bo'an reached in, grabbed half a handful of horse feed, and carefully placed it in front of Yan Shouyi.

You have to be careful. In Xu Bo'an's eyes, this stuff is just small particles, but to the little guys, it looks like big stones. Although the density is different from that of stone, it can still be hurt if hit by it!

Yan Shouyi put the horse feed aside and said, "Yan Shouyi, this is some horse feed. Please distribute it and feed the hungry horses quickly!"

Because sound travels quickly, Yan Shouyi heard the voice of the Mountain God before he even saw the horse food.

Yan Shouyi's face lit up with joy, and he opened his mouth several times with delight, but he didn't know what to say to express his excitement.

After Yan Shouyi reported his difficulties, he felt that the mountain god did not reply for a long time. He wondered if he was disappointed in him and was too lazy to pay attention to him.

Just when his knees were numb and he was thinking, "Will the Mountain God never care about me again or provide me with convenience again?"

Then I heard the words of the Mountain God that sounded like the sound of nature.

The reason why it is called the sound of nature is that Yan Shouyi's biggest headache at the moment is the problem of food and fodder for the horses.

Now he was stationed in the mountains with these brothers who were willing to follow him in the uprising, and it was already very hard for them.

Fortunately, with the blessing of the mountain god, I was able to eat delicious instant noodles made from immortal food.

But those war horses were still hungry. Although they were stationed in the mountains, it sounded like there was no shortage of grass and trees, so the horses would never be hungry.

However, due to the continuous drought and famine in this area for so many years, the green grass that can be eaten by horses has not appeared for several years. These days, the horses in the team have been living on gnaws and tree bark.

But that thing cannot be eaten for a long time. Firstly, it is difficult to digest, and secondly, it has little nutritional value.

As the saying goes, a horse cannot grow fat without grass at night, but the current situation is that there is no grass to eat during the day, so how can we expect the war horses to fight!
If they continue like this, these war horses will starve to death before they even go to the battlefield.

In other words, horses cannot speak. Yan Shouyi suspects that if these horses could speak, he would have been scolded and criticized a lot.

So, when the mountain god said that he would give him horse feed, Yan Shouyi was so excited that he almost jumped up.

His excitement was no less than when he had just given the immortal the delicious instant noodles.

Yan Shouyi kowtowed in haste, shouting excitedly, "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your gift. The brothers of the Yan Shou generation, thank you, Grandpa Mountain God!"

After looking up, Yan Shouyi saw a pile of irregular lumps of light yellow and brown appearing in front of him.

Each piece of horse feed was as rough as a pebble in the river that had not yet been completely rubbed smooth.

If you look more roughly, it looks like a pile of sheep dung or cow dung!
Fortunately, this thing still exudes the smell of soaked bran, and there seems to be a hint of fragrance lingering between the nostrils.

This will prevent these little guys from misunderstanding that this thing is a fecal product.

But everyone is still very confused!
Is this horse food?

Yan Shouyi was dumbfounded.

Not only Yan Shouyi, but the soldiers in several surrounding temples also looked confused.

Xu Bo'an did not intentionally choose to let Yan Shouyi hear his words just now, so the people in the room also knew that the thing that suddenly appeared in front of them was the horse feed rewarded by the mountain god.

Although they had never heard of the term "horse grain", they could guess from the name that horse grain is the food for horses.

However, in their usual understanding, the food that horses eat must at least look like grass.

The dried hay was bundled and chopped into palm-length stalks. The horses chewed them bite by bite, which was very exciting.

If this thing didn't smell like wheat bran, they would have thought it was a stone!

"Grandpa Mountain God, this... is this food for horses?" Yan Shouyi looked at the pile of strange things in front of him with a strange expression.

Xu Boan knew that they had never seen this kind of feed made with modern technology, so he immediately explained, "Yes, this is indeed horse feed, the food that horses eat. Although it looks a little strange, and even makes you feel strange, it is made of wheat bran and beans. Horses love to eat it. You can try it."

When the little guys heard this, they were stunned.

Bran! Beans!
After the mountain god gave this reminder, everyone felt as if they could really smell the scent of wheat bran and bean dregs. Several of the guards even sniffed and took a deep breath.

It really tastes like wheat bran and bean dregs. Before I joined the army, my family couldn't even get enough of this.

Feed horses with wheat bran and bean dregs!

My goodness, is it so extravagant? If it weren't for the help of Grandpa Mountain God, we wouldn't even be able to eat enough bran.

Nowadays, horse feed is actually made of wheat bran and beans.

If this had happened a few days ago, before I had eaten the delicious instant noodles given by the mountain god, I would have given up on the horses when I saw the horse feed. Although this stuff doesn't taste good, who would care about it when they are extremely hungry? I'll have to get a big bowl of it myself to try it first.

It is a blessing for ordinary horses to eat such luxurious things!
Yan Shouyi said with emotion: "I guess the celestial horses in the fairy world eat this kind of horse food!"

Xu Boan thought about it and felt that there was something wrong with what he said. After all, these horse feeds were for horses in the real world.

Yan Shouyi firmly believes that Xu Boan is the mountain god. Isn’t the place where gods live the fairyland?
There is nothing wrong with this explanation and understanding!
Xu Boan responded, "That's right. This kind of horse feed contains a lot of nutrients. It's much better for horses than eating ordinary grass. You can compare them when you have a chance."

Yan Shouyi said hurriedly: "Of course, this is what the celestial horses in the fairyland eat. If it weren't for the gift from the mountain god, not only the horses, but even we wouldn't be able to eat such good food."

Yan Shouyi's words were quite modest.

Although the grain harvest in this place is very poor due to the famine, the food supply for the people in their army is still guaranteed.

Especially since he is the leader, his treatment and benefits are naturally better.

Although I don’t eat meat and fish every day, I definitely don’t eat wheat bran either.

But these are what the ordinary soldiers really think.

As a result, the soldiers who knelt on the ground with Yan Shouyi also spoke up: "Yes, yes, if it weren't for the mountain god, we would be lucky to be able to eat this wheat bran."

Xu Bo'an didn't want to waste time listening to their flattery, so he immediately ordered: "Okay, there's no point in talking any more. The horses outside are still hungry. Feed them early so they can suffer less. Maybe we can save a few horses that are about to starve to death. Hurry up and don't delay here."

"Understood, Shouyi will send someone to do it right away!" As he spoke, Yan Shouyi stood up and ordered, "Come here!"

As soon as Yan Shouyi finished speaking, two soldiers came in from outside and bowed and said "Here".

Yan Shouyi pointed to the pile of horse feed not far away and said, "Go and distribute this horse feed to everyone. Oh, remember to soak it in water before feeding it. Many horses are starving right now. Eating something so hard is not good for their stomachs. It's better to eat something soft."

Xu Bo'an nodded repeatedly, Yan Shouyi was indeed very careful.

Xu Boan just took a look at the instructions on the horse feed packaging bag, so he knew some of the ingredients and how to eat them.

According to the instructions, this kind of horse feed really needs to have an appropriate amount of water added to it and then stirred before feeding.

Therefore, Yan Shouyi's consideration is indeed reasonable and very sufficient.

However, these horse feeds are a bit too big for the horses in the bonsai.

Xu Boan said, "Yan Shouyi, your idea is good. These horse feeds do need to be soaked in water before eating. However, the horse feeds are a bit too big now, so they need to be crushed a little more before feeding them to the horses. You can get some more water, soak the horse feeds directly, and then use a stick or a spear to stir them until they are finer, and then feed them to the horses. In addition, the horse feeds contain a certain amount of salt, so there is no need to add salt to the water."

Yan Shouyi smiled awkwardly and said, "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for telling me, but..."

Seeing that Yan Shouyi was just smiling embarrassedly but did not continue talking, Xu Bo'an immediately realized that this guy still wanted to ask him for something.

"Okay, go ahead. If you have anything else to say, tell me now. I don't have the time to waste on you."

What Xu Boan said was true. Even if it didn't waste too much time, the fact that he had to spend a lot of incense and vows every time he came here was something Xu Boan was not happy about.

After all, this place is not like the Kaoshan Village area that can be seen directly in the bonsai. Every time if no one burns incense to summon him, Xu Boan will take the initiative to teleport here to show his divine power, which will consume a wisp of incense and vows.

If the problem can be solved for him in one go, there's no need to go around solving it in batches, wasting your prayers and energy.

Yan Shouyi forced out an awkward smile and said, "Grandpa Mountain God, do you still have these horse feeds? If it is convenient, can you give us some more? There is not much edible grass and trees in this mountain right now. If these horses don't have enough food, they will starve to death sooner or later."

Xu Boan said unhappily, "Okay, I get it. This amount of horse feed is not all of it. I just brought some to teach you how to use it. There is no problem right now. Go out and clear the people outside and clear the space in the middle. When you are ready, more horse feed will be here soon."

Yan Shouyi's face lit up when he heard this, and he said, "Shouyi will do it right away!"

After that, Yan Shouyi shouted, "Pass on my order, all the brothers outside please stand aside, the mountain god is about to show his power, everyone be careful, lest you get overjoyed and suffer misfortune!"

Soon, following Yan Shouyi's instructions, the middle of the open space outside was cleared.

Yan Shouyi reported the results immediately.

Xu Bo'an was quite satisfied. He no longer grabbed handfuls of horse feed with his hands. He immediately picked up the bag, opened the bag and dumped the feed into the open space below on the flat ground outside the temple.

Soon, the little guys outside saw an amazing scene.

Suddenly, a colorful light flashed in the distant sky.

Soon, people saw a black hole appear in the middle of the colorful light, and then a huge rockfall that looked like a galaxy fell from the light in the sky.

"This... rocks are falling from the sky! This is a stonefish!" someone exclaimed.

"What is this? A punishment from heaven!" When some people saw the stones falling from the sky, they immediately thought of bad things.

"Could it be that our uprising is not approved by the heavens?" someone murmured in his heart.

Just as people were beginning to wonder, an excited voice was heard.

"Brothers, you see, this is the horse feed bestowed upon us by the God of the Holy Mountain. Our war horses are saved!"

"I believe everyone has tasted the delicious noodles from the fairy world, and now this is food for the war horses!"

"I still say the same thing. As long as everyone is sincere, the Mountain God will definitely not interfere with us."

The person who spoke was naturally Yan Shouyi.

I have to say, this kid Yan Shouyi is quite good at expressing emotions.

Xu Boan clearly saw that many people who were originally depressed became energetic under Yan Shouyi's inspiration, as if they had just been injected with chicken blood. (End of this chapter)