After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Looking at the unreasonable village woman in front of him, Li Kanshan felt helpless.

Although he is quite prestigious in the village, every village has its own troublemakers.

What? There is none in your village!

Is there a possibility...

There is a joke on the Internet, saying that a blogger showed a video and said: "I heard you say that every village has a village guard. I stay in the village all year round and walk around the village every day, but how come I have never met one!"

A netizen asked: "Have you ever thought that there is a possibility that you are the guardian of your village?"

The host was stunned for a moment, and then his face fell!
Back to the topic, in Kaoshan Village, the man of this family is the guardian of the village.

As for the village guards, according to legend, these people usually become madmen or fools in order to help the village resist disasters.

The man in this family lost both his parents when he was young and grew up eating at many people's homes. Although he has some intellectual disabilities and some handicaps, he is very hardworking and helps out whenever there is wedding or funeral in someone's family.

Even during the busy farming season, he helped the villagers with work in the fields.

During the years of great disaster, he stayed in the village and never left.

The man in this family was luckier than other people guarding the village because he did not remain a bachelor all his life. Later, he met the woman who fled from famine and got married.

After that, the couple gave birth to four children in succession but were unable to raise them, and then the woman became mentally unwell.

Looking at the poor family in front of him, Li Kanshan didn't want to be too harsh on them.

Every family has its own problems. Life is already very difficult for this couple.

Li Kanshan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, nodded helplessly and said, "I understand. Don't worry, I will investigate this matter for you as soon as possible and make him compensate you for the chicken as soon as possible."

The middle-aged woman said dissatisfiedly, "That's not a matter of one chicken. If you delay me for one egg for one day, it's equivalent to affecting my hatching of a chick! Now it's the second day, he has to compensate me with two chickens, tomorrow it will be three chickens, the day after tomorrow it will be four chickens, and so on. If he compensates me after 70 or 80 days, then I have to wait until the next batch of chicks are born, and he has to compensate me with two chickens for one extra day! In my opinion, this matter should be calculated this way."

The middle-aged woman's words immediately attracted some rebuttals from the onlookers.

"No, his aunt, how can you settle accounts like that? It's clearly just one chicken, but in just a few words you said it was like hundreds of chickens." The person who spoke was not from Kaoshan Village and did not know the situation of this family, so he was very angry when he heard about this.

The middle-aged woman said sharply, "Humph, this didn't happen to you, so of course you're not panicking."

Another person nearby said, "You wouldn't call one chicken hundreds of them!"

The middle-aged woman said confidently: "What do you know! My chicken may lay eggs. If you think I'm asking for too much, can't the village just compensate me with two chickens first?"

Someone said unconvincedly: "No, your chicken was run over by someone else, why should the village compensate you?"

The middle-aged woman stiffened her neck and said, "My chicken was run over by a car. The car was driven by someone arranged by Murakami. Now the murderer can't be found. Of course Murakami has to compensate me for my chicken. There's nothing wrong with that, right?"

The villager who had previously confronted her said, "Isn't that wrong? Then why don't you say that the car is a magic weapon given by the Mountain God? Why don't you ask the Mountain God to compensate you?"

The middle-aged woman seemed to be angry. She put her hands on her waist and said, "If you want it, just go ahead. I'll go up the mountain to get it in a moment! Anyone who dares not to do so is a puppy."

Li Laosan scolded, "Okay, stop talking nonsense. The Mountain God is doing this for our own good. This is a problem between us. Don't be disrespectful to the Mountain God."

Although Li Laosan felt very sympathetic towards the woman guarding the village, he felt that this matter was indeed a bit unreasonable.

After all, those people who joined the village later are now a large collective. They help Li Kanshan to manage the affairs of the village. As management, they cannot be too partial to one over the other.

The quarrel stopped only after hearing Li Laosan's scolding.

Li Kanshan looked at the middle-aged woman who lost a chicken in silence, waved his hand and said, "Okay, I know your family is not easy, so how about this, you take a chicken home to raise first, and I will help me investigate the matter of the chicken being run over by the car as soon as possible, and I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer!"

The middle-aged woman cried and said, "Village chief, you must help me investigate this matter. I can't rely on my man, and I don't have the ability to give birth to a capable child. I will rely on these one hundred chickens to support me for the rest of my life."

The man smiled awkwardly, shook his hand that couldn't be straightened, and said incoherently: "There's no way, there's no way, my hand is useless, I can't do the work."

His hands were shaped like chicken claws and could not be straightened at all. It was obvious that he was unable to use any tools normally.

Li Kanshan nodded helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, I know, you guys go back first."

"You must remember this, old village chief!" the middle-aged woman warned, looking back every few steps.

"I got it. Don't worry!" Li Kanshan waved his hand, signaling her to leave quickly.

"Okay, everyone, go do what you need to do and don't gather here!"

When the situation was initially settled, Li Kanshan hurriedly asked the onlookers to disperse.

Some people who were not convinced complained, "Village Chief, this guy is too much. It's just one chicken, but he insisted that we pay him a hundred. Even if he was wrong, he should just pay three. It's such a small matter, but he made a scene and made everyone laugh at him. He even dared to slander the Mountain God. If the Mountain God knows about this, how will he look at us!"

Li Kanshan couldn't say directly that this was the village guard, so he smiled bitterly and waved his hand, explaining: "I watched them grow up. They were hardworking people in their early years, but they had a hard life. Not only did they have several children who died one after another, but they both got seriously ill and had no labor force. They managed to survive these years with their thick skin. We are all fellow villagers, so we should help them if we can, ah!" The man felt pity when he heard this explanation, and sighed and said, "So that's how it is. Alas, it's not easy for them, never mind!"

After saying this, the crowd slowly dispersed.

Seeing that everyone had left, Li Laosan spread his hands and said worriedly, "If this was just a chicken, it would be easy to deal with. The key is that she is asking for too much. It's obvious that she wants a lot. What should I do?"

Li Kanshan said solemnly: "This matter is easy to deal with, just give her some sweet treats, the key is how to prevent this kind of situation in the future, not only her family, but all of us will have to face this kind of thing in the future.

These cars all look exactly the same. If a similar car runs over livestock or even hits a person in the future, how can we tell which car it was and who should be held responsible? "

Li Laosan said worriedly, "Yes, this is a difficult problem. Never mind, let's think about it slowly. Let's talk about their family first. What do you think others will think if we give them some sweet treats?"
Doesn't that mean we can't stop making trouble? Whoever makes trouble will get something sweet? That's absolutely not okay! How about this, I have little food and clothing, so I'll give some of my things to them, and then I'll go to their house and talk to them, and let them relax, and that'll be enough."

Li Kanshan nodded and said, "You can also give me some of mine. Yesterday, Shitou asked someone to bring me some copper coins from the county town. I don't need so many things."

The two old brothers hit it off immediately, and Xu Boan nodded repeatedly as he watched.

The character of these two old comrades is really impeccable. Letting them be in charge of the village really saves Xu Bo'an a lot of worries.

However, Xu Boan is still a very generous person. He will never let those who follow him and work hard pay for themselves. He will not let his brothers work at their own expense. Otherwise, in the long run, it will discourage everyone.

Xu Bo'an then asked at the right time: "Li Kanshan, Li Laosan, what happened? Why were so many people shouting just now?"

Li Laosan and Li Kanshan were visibly shocked and looked at each other, worrying that the middle-aged woman's insults to the Mountain God might have been heard by the Mountain God!

Li Kanshan was stunned for a moment, then bowed and said, "To answer the mountain god, something happened in the village. Last night, a car accidentally ran over a chicken in a villager's home.

The guy driving the car probably didn’t notice it at the time and just kept driving away. When the villager came closer and shouted, the car had already disappeared. Today, the villager came to me to ask for an explanation, hoping to find the driver and compensate them for the chicken.”

Xu Bo'an followed Li Kanshan's topic and asked, "Do you have a way to find that person?"

Li Kanshan shook his head and said, "I don't have any clues for now. When I have some free time, I will visit everyone and find out the situation."

Xu Bo'an suggested: "It's not worth the trouble for a chicken. I'll give you some food and you can go back and give it to that family."

Li Kanshan said hurriedly: "Thank you for your kindness, Grandpa Mountain God, but please don't bother with it. If we can't handle such a small matter and have to trouble you, we will be embarrassed for you.

That person just said something wrong and offended the Mountain God. I hope the Mountain God can forgive her. That family is also a miserable person. It is not easy for them to live to this day. "

Xu Boan knew what had happened just now. It was all caused by the conversation. He was too lazy to take such a small matter to heart. He said casually: "Okay, no need to say more. I can tell from the small things with my fingers. It's not a big deal."

Having said this, Xu Boan paused for a moment, then continued with a stronger tone: "But if it happens again, there must be an explanation!"

Using both kindness and severity is the best way for managers to control their subordinates!

Hearing the change in Xu Bo'an's tone, Li Laosan and Li Kanshan both knelt on the ground in fear and trepidation, and responded: "I understand. It's all my fault for not managing the place properly. I will definitely keep the Mountain God's teachings in mind in the future. Yes"

Xu Boan smiled and said, "Yes! I believe you. Well, let's get back to the point. How are you going to deal with this matter?"

Li Kanshan said truthfully: "We are from the same village. I know the situation of that family very well. I will go and comfort that family in a while. Also, I must find the driver who ran over the chicken this time.

This is not just a problem for this incident, but we need to prepare for similar situations in the future. Otherwise, these drivers will run away when something happens. Cars run much faster than people, so who can catch up? "

Li Laosan also responded: "That's right. We must tell them that if something goes wrong, they must be brave enough to take responsibility and stop trying to escape!"

Xu Bo'an smiled and said, "It's impossible to rely on people's self-consciousness for this kind of thing. There must be a perfect punishment method. For example, if someone doesn't run away after something happens, just make compensation. If someone runs away, the compensation will be doubled or even tripled. Anyway, it must be shown to be strict and severe!"

Li Kanshan said with a worried look, "But Grandpa Mountain God, the heavier punishment you mentioned is based on the premise that we can catch him, but he has already escaped, so it will be difficult for us to investigate further."

There are no cameras in the bonsai world, and the toy cars have no driving records, so it is quite difficult to trace this matter from the beginning.

Therefore, we must do preventive work in advance and try our best to prevent people from escaping!

Xu Boan smiled and said, "That's easy. You can centrally manage all the cars. When someone drives a car, they must register it so that we know who is driving it. Then, a unique number should be attached to each car.
You can call this kind of number a license plate number, so that people know which car it is and can check who is driving it based on your registration list, isn't that enough? "

Li Kanshan and Li Laosan's eyes widened immediately, full of surprise. Li Laosan was the first to say, "Great! This is really great! This way, we won't be afraid of not being able to catch these guys."

Li Kanshan also said with a smile: "Grandpa Mountain God's method is really brilliant. I will arrange it right away."

Xu Boan reminded again: "Also, these drivers who can drive must be given a certificate. If they violate the rules, they will be deducted points. The number of points deducted each time depends on the severity of the situation. If all the points are deducted, they will be prohibited from driving again."

Li Kanshan's eyes lit up and he said, "Good idea! This way, everyone will be more careful when driving. Most people will not dare to sneak away again! After all, the cost will be higher!"

Xu Boan encouraged Li Kanshan and said, "Yes, what you said is what I thought. This is the reason for this move."

Xu Boan was just thinking of some good ideas about cars when he suddenly heard a chirping bird calling in the mountain temple.

"Grandpa Mountain God, Grandpa Mountain God, please help me... help me." (End of this chapter)