After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Good man, now that you have said so much, we can't just not listen!

After all, Xu Boan is currently very concerned about the implementation of adding license plate numbers to toy cars.

After all, this matter concerns the future traffic safety of Kaoshan Village, and it can be said to be a matter of life and death!
It is imperative to handle this matter properly!

"Tell me about it!" Xu Boan asked directly.

Li Kanshan pursed his lips, no longer timid, and said immediately: "It is like this, Grandpa Mountain God, Qingjiang said that it is too difficult to leave conspicuous traces on the magic cars you gave us.
If you use pen and ink to write, it is difficult to write, and it will be erased quickly. If you use cloth as a dye, it is also difficult to color on it! Even if you use a knife to engrave the digital license plate number, it is still unclear if you don’t look carefully! We are thinking about how to solve this problem! "

Xu Boan was immediately happy when he heard this.

Sure enough, there are barriers to many things.

Wouldn't it be better to just use some paint?

Although these toy cars are not worthy of spray painting technology, and Xu Boan is too lazy to teach them the spray painting technology for the time being, it is okay to just use a pen and paint to write on them.

Anyway, there are not many cars in Kaoshan Village now. Even if the paint is not very firm, if it falls off later, you can just apply some new paint.

The key issue is to find the key to the problem. The key to the problem right now is to be able to write fonts on the car.

Just paint will do!

Xu Boan said, "Okay, I'll figure out a way to deal with this matter, and it will be solved for you soon. You should first think about how to punish the young man who drove the car and fled the scene yesterday!"

Li Kanshan was startled and asked, "Looking for work? Pottery! Grandpa Mountain God, you mean looking for some pottery?"

Xu Boan then realized that he had blurted out the term "hit-and-run" from the real world. Naturally, Li Kanshan had no way of knowing it, so he misunderstood him.

Xu Bo'an was too lazy to explain and laughed it off: "Haha, it's not a big deal, no rush, let's talk about it later."

After saying that, Xu Bo'an quickly returned to the mountain temple.

After accusing the driver who had fled the scene of an accident while washing his car, the little skylark had already flown back to the mountain temple to pay its respects to the mountain god.

When Xu Bo'an arrived, the little skylark was standing on the cushion in front of the incense table in an imposing manner, staring at the statue of the mountain god with its bright eyes.

"Little Skylark, you did a good job!" Xu Boan never hesitates to give his encouragement. Since Little Skylark is so supportive, Xu Boan certainly has to praise him.

Upon hearing this, the little skylark flapped its wings and said happily, "Grandpa Mountain God, you are back? Then see if you can help me and let me stay here."

Xu Bo'an promised, "Since I have already spoken, I must keep my word. But you must be careful here. Although the mountains and forests are free, they are much more dangerous than the wealthy families in the city."

Little Skylark said happily: "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your help. I will be careful! Goodbye, Grandpa Mountain God!"

When speaking of the latter part, Little Skylark sounded impatient, and it was obvious that he was already happy to go out and vent his excitement.

Xu Boan urged, "Okay, go ahead. Remember, if you run into trouble here, besides asking me and Xiong Da for help, you can also go find the big peach tree in the forest. It's probably in that direction!"

As he spoke, Xu Boan pointed to the location of the peach tree.

After all, Xu Boan couldn't be available here at any time. Currently, the strongest being in the mountain village was the little hairy god of the peach tree, and Big Bear knew Skylark, so Xu Boan told him about these two reliable beings.

When Yun Que heard this, he stopped eagerly and said in surprise: "Big peach tree! Grandpa Mountain God, you are talking about the big peach tree with no trees around it!"

Xu Boan said: "That's right, he and Xiong Da are both my right-hand men. If you go find them, they will definitely help you."

"Grandpa Mountain God is really amazing. The big peach tree is very domineering. I saw it use a big cage to lock a person in it before. It's so scary. I didn't expect it to listen to you!" said the little skylark in surprise.

The reason why it is sensitive to the cage is that it was raised in a cage before, so it feels very uncomfortable.

After his reminder, Xu Boan suddenly remembered that Master Bekanila was still imprisoned at the peach tree!
The situation that Xiao Yunque just described is most likely referring to Master Bekanila!
I don’t know what’s wrong with this guy now. It’s a new day again, and he must be starving!

Xu Bo'an comforted Xiaoyun and said, "Okay, don't worry, the peach tree is very well behaved, don't worry."

Little Skylark said timidly, "I'd better stay near your temple, Grandpa Mountain God. It's safer this way!"

Xu Boan nodded and said, "Okay, no problem. This place is empty anyway, just find a place for yourself. I can help you build a nest."

When Little Skylark heard this, he became even more excited and thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your care. By the way, Grandpa Mountain God, the Big Bear you just mentioned, is that the big brown bear?"

Xu Boan nodded and said, "Yes, it is this. If you can't find me when you are in trouble, you can use it to find me. You all knew each other before, so this should be very simple."

Because there is a magical effect similar to telepathy between the little hairy god who protects the mountain and the mountain god, Xu Boan gave Xiao Yunque such advice!
In other words, if you need to find Xu Boan for something and he is not around, you can ask Big Bear to send the message. To put it bluntly, it's the same as a landline phone.

Little Skylark said with a chuckle, "Big Bear, hehe, this name is interesting. Now, I have to make fun of him, this name is too stupid!"

Xu Boan said speechlessly: "This name was given to it by me."

When the little skylark heard this, it immediately put away its smug attitude, said hello to Xu Boan in a dejected manner, and flew away.

……

When Xu Boan thought of Becanila's situation, he instantly came to the peach tree.

Looking at Becanila staring blankly in the tree house made of peach tree, Xu Boan felt that this guy had finally accepted his fate and calmed down.

In other words, he has compromised!

Xu Boan narrowed his sight, came in front of Becanila, and said: "Becanila, let me ask you, how old are you this year!"

The standard English accent made Becanila's blurred pupils freeze instantly. She pleaded with a painful look on her face: "You are the real master, Master, please, for God's sake, let me go. I am really going crazy."

Bekanila naturally didn't know that he had been imprisoned across the border. He thought that he would be free once he left this cage-like cabin. Xu Boan shook his head subconsciously and said, "Let me ask you again, how old are you this year!"

Seeing that Xu Bo'an was not going to answer her question, Becanila sighed helplessly and replied in a somewhat listless tone, "I have been in this world for thirty-eight years."

Xu Boan did not continue to ask new questions, but quietly watched Becanila's actions and reactions.

After a while, seeing that no new voice came, Becanila's expression began to become anxious and violent, and she immediately shouted: "Speak, I have answered you, you speak!"

Xu Boan still remained silent. After Becanila had been shouting for a while, her previous violent shouting turned into a tearful and pleading voice.

"Please, talk to me, I'm going crazy!"

Xu Boan didn't say anything else and left.

The same principle applies to keeping an eagle awake as it does to keeping a human awake. If you want to fully uncover Becanila's secret, you must wait until the time is right!

Xu Bo'an was thinking about diverting his attention away from the bonsai first, and going out to see where he could buy paint, so as to buy a bucket for Li Kanshan and the others.

Suddenly, I heard the little skylark cheering and shouting in the mountain temple again, and the tone was still very urgent!

"Grandpa Mountain God, Grandpa Mountain God, please come quickly, something has happened, something serious has happened."

This impatient little bird has a small body but a big temper!

When Xu Boan returned to the mountain god temple, he saw that the little bird had not even landed on the ground but was circling in the air, waiting for the arrival of the mountain god.

He kept repeating what he had just said, like a tape recorder, tirelessly!
Xu Bo'an asked, "Little guy, didn't you just leave? Why are you back again?"

The little skylark chirped, "Grandpa Mountain God, please go and have a look. There is a very big monster in the forest, and it has already started fighting with Big Bear."

A very big monster?

Xu Boan thought that Xiao Yunque had mistaken the car and the train, and immediately explained: "Monster! It doesn't exist. If the monster you are talking about has round feet like a millstone, then it is not a monster, but a tool I gave them as a reward."

Little Skylark shook his head and said, "No, no, Grandpa Mountain God, you misunderstood. I know that I made a mistake just now and made a fool of myself. Now I can see clearly that it is a huge monster, no less powerful than Big Bear, and it is fighting with Big Bear right now!"

Fight with Big Bear!
So fierce!
Big Bear is a naturally strong and large guy, and there are not many animals that can fight against him.

So Xu Boan became even more curious!
Whose general is this? He is so brave that he can fight against Xiong Da?
Xu Boan did not delay and immediately slipped out of the mountain temple. Then, with a slight sense, he knew their location, but Xu Boan was a little dumbfounded.

A big guy that looked a bit like a lion was fighting with Big Bear. From time to time, he would jump up and try to attack Big Bear's back, but Big Bear cleverly dodged him.

Lion? Are there lions in this place? Something is wrong!
Xu Boan took a closer look and realized that the one fighting with Xiong Da was actually the mastiff that he had put in not long ago!
No wonder it could fight with Big Bear. When Xu Bo'an brought it in, he was worried that it would suffer in the other world, so he deliberately made the mastiff a little bigger.

Looking at its posture now, it is almost as tall as Big Bear. Such a behemoth is naturally no longer afraid of the so-called natural enemies it saw in the past.

"You two, stop it!" Xu Boan scolded Xiong Da and the mastiff.

The mastiff barked twice when he heard this, looking unconvinced, but still stopped.

Big Bear roared even louder, a deafening sound.

"Get off my territory, get out of here!"

Big Bear’s voice was so loud that a group of frightened birds flew out of the woods.

Xu Bo'an frowned slightly and said sternly: "Humph, you have such a bad temper. Do you know who the other party is?"

Xiong Da said aggrievedly: "Lord Mountain God, please help me. This guy insisted on occupying my territory and urinated everywhere in my territory. How can I tolerate such a thing?"

The mastiff said unconvincedly, "Master! I didn't know this place was owned. I was planning my own territory when this guy suddenly appeared from nowhere and attacked my tail. Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise you wouldn't have seen me. This guy was very ruthless."

Xiong Da roared, "Turtle painting? You are still a turtle painting. You are clearly peeing in my territory! You are occupying my territory and confusing my atmosphere! You are provoking me, a naked provocation!"

Xu Boan was just about to tell Xiong Da that for guys like mastiffs, peeing is a way of occupying territory. It's not a provocation, it's just a direct act!

But now the two guys are already angry, so I shouldn't add fuel to the fire.

Although Xu Boan has absolute control over the two of them, animals can also be unhappy, so he should not interfere with their mood. It would not be good if they develop some mental illness!
Xu Bo'an did not analyze who was right and who was wrong between them, but first introduced them to each other: "This new big dog follows me! This brown bear also follows me, so, you two are considered family members, and real fighting is not allowed!"

"Lord Mountain God, I understand!" Xiong Da said in a muffled voice, suppressing his anger.

"What about you? What do you think?" Xu Boan asked the Mastiff again!

The mastiff was sticking out its tongue to cool down. When it heard Xu Bo'an's words, it said hastily, "I listen to my master!"

They were all Xu Boan's friends, and Xu Boan was not in a good position to deal with them, so he immediately said, "Okay, now that things have come to this, you all know each other. If anyone dares to fight with one of us again, don't blame me for punishing you."

After instructing the two guys to live in peace, Xu Boan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I haven't washed up yet in the morning, and I'm busy dealing with the trivial matters of the bonsai.

No, there needs to be some reward and punishment measures for the situation on Little Maoshen's side!
Otherwise, as more and more small animals come under your management, it will be very difficult to maintain order without a complete set of constraints.

Xu Boan was just thinking about this when the door of the room in the real world was suddenly knocked.

Then, Shi Heng's polite voice came.

"Hello, Master Xu. I heard from the people below that you brought back a very strong mastiff. I asked someone to prepare some dog food. Do you want some?" (End of this chapter)