After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Xu Boan had discovered this problem a long time ago.

When he communicated with the people from Dajing Dynasty in Bonsai, the language he used was basically universal.

Although there were various differences in accents, the general meaning remained the same, and Xu Bo'an and the little people could still understand each other.

But the differences in text are somewhat elusive.

Although Xu Boan had some contact with Chen Shishi's "translation" before, it was simply to allow Xu Boan to understand some of the characters of the Da Jing Dynasty through the comparison of text and language.

These little people in the bonsai, whether it is Chen Shishi or Li Qingjiang, the two rare intellectuals in Kaoshan Village, do not yet recognize the words of the real world where Xu Boan lives.

Even the texts on some ancient calligraphy and paintings handed down in bonsai are considered by them to be the texts of ancient civilizations and are rarely studied.

That is why Xu Bo'an was so shocked when he obtained the authentic works of Li Bai and Tang Bohu.

The books that Xu Boan found from the bookshelf at the moment were all descriptions of the real world in vernacular Chinese. They were all modern simplified Chinese works that had been optimized a lot. Naturally, Li Qingjiang didn't recognize a single word!
At most, he could probably recognize some Arabic numerals such as "1, 2, 3..." that Xu Boan had taught him before.

Therefore, even if Xu Boan gave all these military books to the other party, Li Qingjiang was afraid that he would not be able to learn the knowledge in them.

Xu Bo'an sighed and was about to take the books back and put them back on the bookshelf when suddenly an idea flashed in his mind.

Not knowing how to read does not conflict with giving books!
I could just give the book to him first, and when Li Qingjiang found out that he didn't recognize these "words from the fairy world", I could come forward to help him explain them. Wouldn't that increase my authority?

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an finally took the books into the bonsai, handed them to Li Qingjiang from a distance, and said slowly: "Li Qingjiang, this mountain god sees that you are so eager to learn, so I give you these great military books. I hope you can carefully comprehend the mysteries contained in them."

When Li Qingjiang saw the book that the Mountain God had given him, which was the military book that he had been studying hard, he was overjoyed and kowtowed to express his gratitude, saying, "Thank you for the gift from the Mountain God. I will work hard to master all the contents and will never let you down!"

Xu Bo'an laughed and felt quite happy.

It wasn't because Li Qingjiang was flattering him, but Xu Bo'an felt very satisfied that Li Qingjiang had this intention.

Just now Xu Bo'an mistakenly thought that Li Qingjiang wanted to learn martial arts, and felt that he was not cut out for it, and that learning martial arts was a waste of time.

However, when it comes to reading and studying, Xu Boan is very confident in Li Qingjiang!

Although Li Qingjiang failed in many examinations, it is strange that some people can tell at first glance that he has the appearance of a scholar, as if he was born to study.

Li Qingjiang is such a person. Xu Boan didn't even use the Fortune Divination Sutra to divine, but he had such a subconscious thought.

Xu Boan said with a smile: "Okay, you can study it carefully in the future. I came to you today because I want you to make some small books. These are the small books for those who have passed the assessment of operating car magic weapons. They can also be called certificates, or operating certificates, or driver's licenses. Only those who hold this kind of certificate can be considered formal drivers and can drive vehicles."

Li Qingjiang asked curiously, "Ah! Driver? What is a driver? Qingjiang has heard of "Situ", "Sima", and "Sikong", but I don't know what the position of 'driver' is. I am stupid, so please enlighten me, Grandpa Mountain God."

Xu Boan was delighted when he heard this.

Because many years ago, he had the same question and asked his driving school teacher.

At that time, the driving school teacher told him: "Why do you worry about that? Just do your reverse parking well."

Xu Bo'an, who found nothing, later looked up some information and found out the true meaning of the name "driver".

Simply put, "Si" means to be in charge of or control, and "Ji" means machine. Therefore, the word "driver" can be understood as a person who is in charge of or controls a machine.

There is no doubt that cars are machines. In addition, Xu Boan has been working in engineering for so many years and has long discovered that many machine operators are called drivers.

If you have enough food in your stomach, you will not be worried. The same goes for knowledge. Xu Boan explained with a smile: "It's very simple. The driver is the person who manages the machine, and these cars, in our eyes, are also a kind of machine, so the driver here represents the person who operates these cars."

Li Qingjiang nodded slowly, and said in a half-understanding manner: "I see, if I am operating this car magic weapon, then I am the driver!"

Xu Boan didn't take it too seriously, and immediately praised with a smile: "You are absolutely right, and this is the truth in layman's terms. But if a person who can't operate the car sits in the front seat, how can you be sure of his identity!"

Li Qingjiang frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Can he try?"

Xu Boan shook his head and said, "Of course not. Driving is a very dangerous job. If he doesn't know how to operate it, it would be terrible if he hits someone if you let him try."

Li Qingjiang nodded and said, "I think I understand. Grandpa Mountain God, you are absolutely right. What should we do?"

Xu Boan smiled and explained: "This is why I came to you this time. We can research some certificates, which are roughly equivalent to a pass. Only when a person has fully mastered the skills of driving a car,
We can give him this certificate, which is equivalent to passing the training, or a certificate of qualification. With the certificate of qualification, he can drive a car. In this way, we can ensure that these people are drivers who can drive cars skillfully. "

Li Qingjiang said immediately after hearing this: "Grandpa Mountain God, what you said reminded me that some time ago, you mentioned that we should use different numbers to represent a car, and every time someone drives a car, they need to register it.

This makes it easier to find out who was driving the car and when. If there is any problem, you can find the person immediately. When I was marking the car with numbers, it suddenly occurred to me that cars can be distinguished by numbers, but what about people!

So I tried to make three styles of booklets. Which one do you think is the most suitable? "

As he spoke, Li Qingjiang opened the drawer of the table, took out three booklets and respectfully raised them above his head, meaning that he was presenting them to Xu Boan.

Xu Boan was very satisfied when he heard what Li Qingjiang said. This kid really knows how to draw inferences from one instance. He has already sat in the front row for something that he didn't even ask to be done.

Who wouldn’t like such an employee? As the saying goes, third-class employees have nothing to do, second-class employees wait for things to do, and first-class employees look for things to do!

Isn’t Li Qingjiang right now exactly such an employee?
The most satisfying employees are those who sit just before their leaders ask questions.

Xu Bo'an looked at the booklet that Li Qingjiang was holding high in his hand and was quite satisfied.

He first saw the covers of the three booklets. Although they did not look as smooth and shiny as the plastic-covered ones in his modern society, they were very delicate. Each cover was made of the strongest tree bark-like material. The cover was polished very smoothly and had extremely delicate patterns painted on it. Xu Boan knew at a glance that the person who could draw such exquisite patterns could only be Chen Shishi.

I opened the booklet again and took a quick look inside. It was numbered, which was a good thing. It would be convenient to count the number of drivers when the time comes.

The only flaw is that the booklet is a bit too big.

It was bigger than Xu Bo'an's palm and was adapted from the memorials used by government officials when submitting their reports.

In this case, it would be a bit too big.

After reading it, Xu Bo'an said patiently: "Things like certificates of conformity must be smaller, because drivers need to carry them with them at all times to prove their identity. Just choose the smallest one, which is convenient for people to carry.

As for the outer skin, you can decide for yourself. Also, the contents inside are numbered, which is very good.

But you have to add the name as an important identifier, otherwise all the books you give out are exactly the same, and if someone borrows someone else's book to drive, or if it's lost due to improper storage, you won't be able to find the owner of the book."

After hearing what the Mountain God said, Li Qingjiang slapped his forehead and said, "Thank you for your advice, Mountain God. Was it because I didn't think carefully enough and overlooked this key information? Or was it because you thought it through? I will do as the Mountain God instructed."

Although Li Qingjiang's work was not perfect, Xu Boan was already very satisfied.

After all, in the real society where Xu Boan lives, almost everyone has a driving license. Of course, we all know the most basic information such as name, photo, ID number, code, etc., but if you ask us to say more about the extra content, almost no one can say it.

It’s just like when we walk every day, we don’t know the names of the stores we pass by. Sometimes we even buy things from the same store several times, but we just can’t remember the name.

We often eat hot pot meatballs, and we know which kind we like, but we never study its name. We just keep saying "that, that" when eating.

Therefore, Xu Boan was quite understanding of Li Qingjiang's negligence. After all, for Li Qingjiang, who lived in a relatively backward bonsai world, the "driving certificate" was simply too new. A small omission did not mean that Li Qingjiang was stupid.

Besides, they were working so enthusiastically that Xu Bo'an didn't want to dampen their enthusiasm.

After briefly explaining a few things to Li Qingjiang, Xu Bo'an no longer paid attention to the matter.

When Xu Boan withdrew his attention from the bonsai, he realized that it had darkened outside.

Time flies so fast. I don’t notice it when I have nothing to do, but once I focus on doing something, time seems to jump and pass by in a flash.

Originally, Xu Boan wanted to find Su Tai as soon as possible to sit and chat with him, but now it is obviously too late.

Then we'll have to postpone it to tomorrow.

Soon, Xu Boan took a shower and went to bed.

……

Silent all night.

The next day, Xu Boan opened his eyes at eight o'clock in the morning. He had not slept so comfortably for a long time. He had been abroad recently. Although Shi Heng arranged accommodation in a five-star hotel for Xu Boan so that he could feel at home, it was worth Zhang Wenzhong's advice to him.

However, after Shi Heng saw the strength displayed by Xu Boan, there was also a hint of flattery in his mind, so his care for Xu Boan was meticulous!

But even so, Xu Boan felt that he still couldn't sleep as soundly as at home because of the time difference between China and abroad and because he had changed his bed.
It is true that "a nest of gold or silver is not as good as one's own doghouse", and what our ancestors said is really quite reasonable.

Xu Bo'an got up, stretched, washed up briefly, and went downstairs to have a quick breakfast outside. Unexpectedly, as soon as he went downstairs, he saw Chen Pingping.

But Xu Boan was really scared.

Xu Boan remembered that before he left, he told her that he would be on a business trip during this period and asked her to take a rest during this period, just like taking annual leave. He didn't expect that she would come back so soon.

Chen Pingping smiled when she saw Xu Bo'an and said, "Bo'an, long time no see! I had planned to come here early this morning to clean up and then go to the store to hold a meeting with the employees. I didn't expect to see you back when I walked in, so I made a simple breakfast. Come and eat! After that, you can do your own thing. I have to go to the bank first and come back to clean up later."

After hearing what Chen Pingping said, Xu Bo'an walked towards the dining table and saw eggs, toast, his favorite tofu, fried dough sticks, etc., as well as several different side dishes.

Xu Boan had everything he wanted for breakfast. He thought Chen Pingping was quite considerate! He immediately sat down and started eating, thinking about what Chen Pingping had just said. He also had to go to the clothing store to hold a meeting with the employees...

Is it so inward-looking? Chen Pingping only has a small shop with two or three employees at most. Why would she hold a meeting? However, this is her private matter, so Xu Boan can't ask too much.

But when I heard that Chen Pingping was going to the bank, I wondered if she had encountered any difficulties. After all, "when you give someone a rose, the fragrance lingers on your hand." So I wondered if I could help.
Xu Boan took a bite of the dough stick and asked Chen Pingping, "Going to the bank? Did you encounter any difficulties?"

Nowadays, it is much more convenient for people to transfer money using mobile phones. Except for matters like loan business, people seem to rarely go to banks.

Chen Pingping felt happy when she heard Xu Bo'an's words. She smiled and said to Xu Bo'an, "What difficulties can I have? One person's food feeds the whole family. Besides, you pay me such a high salary every month. Even if I have difficulties, the salary you have paid me for such a long time will be enough to settle them." (End of this chapter)