After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Energy food should actually be called functional food, but Xu Boan was worried that the little guys in the bonsai would not be able to understand the term, so he tried to make it as simple and popular as possible.

Although energy sounds very modern at first, it is actually much easier to understand. After all, energy is also mentioned in mythological legends and some sects of faith tradition.

After hearing what Yan Shouyi said, Xu Bo'an explained carefully: "'Energy' is actually equivalent to the essence, energy and spirit we talk about in our daily life. 'Energy food', as the name suggests, is food that provides people with essence, energy and spirit.

When people feel hungry and weak, simply eating a few bites of these things can quickly relieve the feeling of hunger, maintain endurance longer than other ordinary foods, and even make them more energetic than eating ordinary food. In short, it makes you hungrier than ordinary food. "

Xu Boan picked up two modern snacks, Snickers and chocolate, and explained to the children: "For example, these two foods can immediately relieve hunger after eating a little.

In addition, it can also improve fatigue, enhance physical endurance, and provide us with a quick source of energy. It does not require tedious cooking or heating, and can be eaten directly, making it convenient to carry out."

A brave little man pointed to a huge Red Bull can next to him and said, "Grandpa Mountain God, what is that golden mountain?"

Someone immediately retorted: "What golden mountain? I think that thing is more like the legendary Ruyi Jingu Bang."

After all, the little people were small and could not see the top of the Red Bull can. It looked like a huge pillar reaching to the sky.

This villain's remarks were soon echoed by other villains.

Someone immediately said, "That's right, I remember the legend that when the Monkey King went to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to get the Dinghai Shenzhen, he also got a very thick golden pillar. It sounds like it's probably the same thing that the Mountain God gave us."

Someone started to make a noise, "What a joke! The Dinghai Shenzhen is only called the Dinghai Shenzhen when it is in the sea. This thing should be called the Dingshan Shenzhen."

Someone immediately laughed and said, "That's right, Dingshan Shenzhen. Haha, this is a good name!"

Yan Shouyi's face turned stern, and he said in a cold voice: "Shut up! Grandpa Mountain God is merciful, but this is not a reason for you to be so presumptuous. If you dare to talk nonsense to Grandpa Mountain God again, don't blame my law enforcement stick for being merciless!"

As soon as Yan Shouyi opened his mouth, there was complete silence, except for the occasional chirping of birds coming from the woods nearby.

Xu Boan then picked up the bottle of Red Bull, turned it sideways to show the kids the entire can, and then introduced it, "This thing is a kind of sweet water."

Thinking of the soda and cola he had given the kids before, Xu Boan was worried that if he called them all sweet water, the kids wouldn't be able to tell them apart, so he just said, "Let's call it Red Bull."

The names of the first two foods were too difficult to pronounce and the kids had never heard of them before. But when they heard the mountain god mention Red Bull, the group of kids standing behind Yan Shouyi immediately started chattering.

One of them said excitedly: "Oh, Grandpa Mountain God, Grandpa Mountain God, I know this, I know! Someone in our village once raised a rare breed of red bull. I also heard that among all the breeds of cattle, the red bull is the most precious and rare, just like the Ferghana horse!"

Ferghana! There is such a good thing in the bonsai!

Although Xu Bo'an knew that the Arabian horse was not red, he was still happy to hear this familiar name.

Because this thing is really exciting!

Xu Bo'an suddenly felt happy and had some ideas.

Although horses are not common in the real world, there are still many of them, which is not surprising. However, it is different for precious horse breeds. Precious BMWs are expensive!

The Arabian horse is a well-known brand among horses and can be said to be the aristocrat among horses.

According to records, the Ferghana horse is one of the oldest and longest-breeding horse breeds in the world. This horse is excellent in both endurance and speed. Not only can it run a thousand miles a day, but its sweat is like blood when it runs, so people call it the Ferghana horse.

Xu Boan had heard that if one wanted to buy a purebred Arabian horse right now, the price would definitely be over one million!

In addition, there are horse racing events with added prizes in many places. If you bet and win, you can make money. People bet based on horses, so fast horses are very expensive, which also boosts the value of fast horses.

The Arabian horse combines the two key words of preciousness and speed, so its value is naturally very high.

The most important thing is, which man doesn't have a dream of holding Huang on the left, Qing on the right, and riding a Ferghana horse under his crotch?

If you could really ride a genuine Arabian horse, it would definitely be more eye-catching than a BMW with four wheels!
What's more, Xu Bo'an's wish of "holding Huang on the left and Cang on the right" has been realized, and the only thing left is a cool Arabian BMW!
Although we can’t ride it on the road, it would be fun to just ride it for a few laps in the countryside!

It’s just interesting that these little guys confuse Red Bull with Arabian horses!

Xu Boan was thinking here, and the little guys started chatting in whispers.

The kids present had also heard of the Ferghana horse, and someone immediately responded, "Ferghana horse? I'm familiar with it. My father used to feed horses at the post station, and he said it's a rare and precious breed of horse! How did your Red Bull become?"

The villain sighed and continued, "Later, the officials at the county government heard that our village had this kind of cattle, so they went there overnight to ask the family to buy it. I heard that they sold it for a very good price, which made everyone in the village envious. During that time, everyone in our village was imagining that if someone had a cattle like that, they would become rich. Unfortunately, cattle of that kind are too rare."

Another villain also said quickly: "Yes, yes, I heard that officials buy red bulls not for their own consumption, but for gifts. Senior officials even give red bull beef as gifts to the nobles for them to enjoy. I heard that the royal family members said it was good after eating it. I wonder if the emperor has ever eaten it."

A little man couldn't help but exclaimed in admiration when he heard it: "For the royal family to enjoy? That must be a rare treasure! I haven't even seen it before."

Another person in the crowd said, “I once heard a storyteller on the street tell a magical legend about red bull. He said that red bull, a rare type of beef, can give people extraordinary energy and strength after eating it.

Not only is the meat tender and melts in your mouth, it also contains the purest essence of the fields. Some people even say that the meat contains something mysterious.

After tasting Red Bull, people generally feel stronger and more energetic, as if their bones and marrow have been cleansed. Even the heaviest work or the most intense challenge can be handled with extraordinary ease.

There are even rumors that long-term consumption of Red Bull meat can strengthen physical fitness, improve immunity, and keep people young and energetic over the years, as if time has stopped for them. "

When Xu Boan heard this, he couldn't help laughing in his heart. My goodness, if you said it was the same as a Ferghana horse, it would be understandable.

This is so mysterious, it's a bit too far-fetched. It's like a myth. The last time Xu Boan heard about it, it was the legend of the seven-colored spirit deer, the fairy deer version that was comparable to the flesh of Tang Monk.

I heard a group of little people describe red beef as something so magical.

Those who had never heard of it sneered at the story of red beef and said, "Humph, those are just legends. What the mountain god is giving us now is the real thing.

What the Mountain God gave us is not called royal food, it is called immortal food. Even the emperor has never eaten it. What do you think is better, royal food or immortal food? "

All the little people said, "Need I say more? You can tell without even thinking, of course the food from the immortals is better!"

Xu Bo'an was laughing at first, but then he was surprised when he heard what the little people said sound more and more like the truth.

There is actually a breed of cattle called Red Bull in the bonsai world. Is this thing really that magical?
In reality, Xu Boan had never heard of the breed of cattle called "Red Bull". He just gave the little people a drink called Red Bull, but he found out that there was actually a real Red Bull in the bonsai.
What a coincidence! Thinking about the little people's description of Red Bull just now, this Red Bull must be a transcendent existence in the bonsai world. Xu Boan thought how great it would be if he could get a Red Bull.

Xu Bo'an was a mountain god, so he couldn't say that he didn't know about the existence of red bulls. Thinking that Yan Shouyi had once been an official in the government, he thought that he might have seen one, so he asked Yan Shouyi: "Have you seen red bulls?"

Yan Shouyi heard Xu Bo'an's question and said, "I have never noticed this thing before. After hearing what you said, I seem to have heard some words about it from the officials of Qingmu Mansion."

Xu Boan was not surprised to hear Yan Shouyi's vague answer. Yan Shouyi was a practical man. He would never pay attention to "gift-giving" and other "unorthodox" things. Naturally, he knew something about rare varieties like "Red Bull".

Forget it. I'd better wait until I have time to ask Chen Shishi. She is one of the ten most famous courtesans in Dajing Dynasty and has more experience. I'm sure she knows more than Yan Shouyi.

Xu Bo'an did not continue to ask Yan Shouyi about this matter, but continued to talk to the little people: "The Red Bull I gave you is a functional magic water, which is very different from the Red Bull you mentioned.
After you drink it, you will be able to refresh your mind, improve your concentration, and relieve fatigue. It will be very useful for your daily combat."

Yan Shouyi was stunned and asked curiously: "But Grandpa Mountain God, I clearly see that this thing looks like a big pillar, how... can I drink it!"

Xu Boan suddenly realized what was going on after hearing this. The Red Bull can is very hard. If the whole can including the packaging is put in, the little ones really have no way of opening it!
I was careless. I had opened the bottle caps and poured the cola and soda water I had given them as rewards.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an took out the Red Bull, opened one of the cans, and asked Yan Shouyi to share one with the brothers.

The little ones who were given the Red Bull drinks saw that this Red Bull was indeed different from other Red Bulls. It was an extremely clear golden liquid. The first thing they felt was the refreshing and slightly sweet aroma.
It seems to be able to instantly penetrate the air barrier and directly touch your sensory nerves. It is the charm of Red Bull's unique mixed fruit aroma and light bubbles, which makes people excited and look forward to the next taste feast.

Yan Shouyi couldn't wait to taste it. He took a sip and the perfect sweetness and subtle sourness of Red Bull slowly spread in his mouth, like the first ray of sunshine in the morning, gently and firmly dispelling fatigue and sleepiness.

Its taste is neither too sticky nor too bland, but a perfect balance, making people feel an indescribable pleasure while enjoying it. The taste is extremely tempting, and every bite of Red Bull is
It is a wonderful awakening of the taste buds. What is even more amazing is that as the little ones swallow the Red Bull mouthful by mouthful, they seem to feel that their bodies are instantly filled with energy and full of fighting power.

After the little ones tasted the Red Bull drinks that Xu Boan gave them, they were amazed by the taste. The satisfaction on their faces was beyond words. Xu Boan couldn't help laughing when he saw it.

After drinking it, the little people all said in unison: "The immortal water of the mountain god is really extraordinary. Those who said that red beef is delicious, including the royal family, are not as blessed as us. If they can taste such delicious food, they will definitely not brag about how delicious red beef is.

Xu Boan was very satisfied after hearing what the villain said and said, "Okay, Yan Shouyi, share the chocolate with the brothers later. It's not easy for everyone to march and fight, so we can't treat them badly in terms of food."

When Yan Shouyi and his brothers heard that the Mountain God was so concerned about them, they kowtowed to the statue of the Mountain God to express their gratitude.
Xu Boan carefully explained to Yan Shouyi: "These three kinds of food are different from our ordinary meals. Brothers, just eat a moderate amount before marching and fighting. Remember not to consume too much.

When the brothers feel sleepy and tired, eating these things can quickly replenish the body's energy, improve concentration and reaction speed, especially after a long battle.
These foods can inject a powerful force into the body, make people refreshed, and help the soldiers regain their fighting spirit. "

Yan Shouyi nodded hurriedly and promised: "I will follow the instructions of the mountain god! I will remember it."

After explaining all this to Yan Shouyi, Xu Boan was about to leave the Feiyapushan Temple. Suddenly, he remembered that he had forgotten to return the flying machine Yan Shouyi had given him last time, so Xu Boan told Yan Shouyi: "Yan Shouyi, let everyone drink first, and you go find a place where there is no one. I have something to tell you!" (End of this chapter)