After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Chapter 96 Disgusted
In an instant, Xu Boan's eyes changed.

We came to the familiar Earth Temple of Mountain God in Hongya Village again.

However, the person who appears in the view of the statue and in front of the incense table is not Yan Shouyi.

Xu Boan was slightly surprised, but not too surprised.

After all, this temple where the mountain god and his land coexist is here. Anyone who wants to come in and pay homage can just walk in. There are no restrictions at all.

Even if they come to take shelter from the wind and rain, relax, have fun, sleep, and chat, that is their freedom.

After all, this kind of small temple does not have any temple guardians such as abbot, abbot, and temple blessing.

The daily cleanliness is maintained solely by the voluntariness of the surrounding villagers.

Xu Boan looked at the new stranger disapprovingly.

To say that he is a pilgrim is somewhat inappropriate.

Because although the person in front of me was wearing incense, he was not kneeling on the futon on the ground at this moment.

Instead, he was sitting on the incense table quite free and easy, with one leg hanging down and the other crossed, holding the fruit on the tribute plate on the incense table and nibbling on it.

This posture, this attitude, this behavior, this is treating this place as a temporary home.

The main theme is to do whatever you want and be at home all over the world!

When Xu Boan saw this, he understood clearly.

This new guy is most likely hungry, so he comes to the Mountain God Earth Temple to eat and drink!

Good guy, the autumn wind hit the temple, and I couldn’t sleep at all!

If it hadn't happened that there was incense on the incense table, he probably wouldn't have bothered to bring incense to worship.

He won't be summoned by chance.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an's thoughts were racing for a while.

If I had manifested myself here a few times, if word of it spread, a large number of people would come to burn incense and pray.

If this temple becomes popular, I will have to be summoned day and night!
This is a bit disrespectful of labor laws.

And just in case something trivial and boring like today happens again.

Not to mention a half-assed fake god like myself, I'm afraid even a real god would be upset.

No, too much incense is not a good thing.

You have to keep a low profile.

In addition, Xu Boan has also discovered that the incense here seems to be a simple consumable.

Not to mention that the incense is consumed very quickly, and it cannot bring the incense power to oneself.

This was a loss-making business, and I relied on curiosity to persevere throughout the process.

After all, after Xu Bo'an looked at the small part of the world inside the bonsai for a long time, he would also daydream about the places outside the current sight of the bonsai world.

For example, a city, a busy city, ordinary people, and a mighty general.

I heard that there are some storytellers in Da Jing Dynasty. I wonder if there is a music studio or any other place where I can listen to music.

Xu Bo'an also thought about the kind of small life of "having nothing to do today, just listening to music on the hook".

Xu Bo'an was thinking happily when he heard the ragged man muttering dissatisfiedly.

"Oh, this place is really not as good as the city. It doesn't even have any meat or desserts."

Xu Bo'an was speechless for a while after hearing this.

Hey, let me go, it’s good if you have a stutter, and you picked it up.

I have the nerve to think that my tribute fruit is not delicious!
I don’t even dislike you!You actually dislike me!
The man's clothes were ragged, and although his hair was dark and thick, it exuded a shiny, greasy feel.

This is how long it has been since I washed my hair or took a shower.

If I still have a sense of smell, I'm afraid I'll have to sneeze several times.

However, the way this man dressed made Xu Bo'an even more certain that he just came in looking for tributes with nothing to do.

After all, ordinary people would not be so sloppy if they could stutter and fill their stomachs.

Sure enough, the next moment, the man finished the last bite of the pulp, wiped his mouth, and said regretfully: "It's a pity, there is no hard food, I won't be full! Let's find another place!"

While talking, he put the leftover fruit cores casually into his pocket without throwing them away, which was quite polite and civilized.

Even though they were here, Xu Boan was bored anyway, so he had the idea of ​​joking about it.

"Who in the audience actually dares to steal the tribute of this immortal and eat it!"

The man's expression froze, and then he quickly jumped down from the incense table, shaking his head left and right and looking around.

"Who is hiding in the dark? Come out and stop pretending!"

While he was talking, the man put his hand on the robe on his chest. When he took it out again, there was a talisman with yellow paper and red traces between his two fingers!

Xu Bo'an was stunned for a moment and looked at the talisman in this man's hand with confusion.

Nani?

what are you?
Even if you take out a Desert Eagle, I won't be so surprised.

Why are you still... coming up with this ghost painting thing?

Isn't this bonsai an ordinary world where I have my own way?
What do you want to do with this talisman?

Is it possible that there is also a plot involving Gao Wu and Xianxia?

Xu Boyan swallowed a mouthful of saliva that was secreted due to surprise, and bravely thought about it.

Good guy, who is afraid of whom?
Anyway, my true body is not among them.

At worst, if you are really capable, I won't provoke you.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an cleared his throat and said majestically: "You bastard, you eat my food in this god's territory, and you dare to scream at this god. Do you know what will happen if you violate the power of the god!"

As soon as Xu Bo'an finished speaking, he saw the man with a stern face waving the yellow talisman paper in his hand and chanting plausibly. "Where are the monsters running rampant here? The illustrious divine talisman protects me by my side. The monsters and ghosts are three feet away from me!"

Xu Bo'an's body was so frightened by him that he watched the changes here vigilantly, just waiting to escape immediately if there was anything strange.

one two Three……

Uncle Xu waited quietly for a few seconds, but when nothing unusual happened, he was sure that the guy in front of him was probably playing some tricks.

At that moment, Xu Bo'an said forcefully: "Hmph, you are pretending to be a ghost, but you dare to show off in front of me?"

As soon as the man heard the sound coming, he waved his arms again, and the talisman in his hand started to flutter again.

"Look at my magical talisman, summon the heavenly generals, wind, fire and thunder, obey my orders, show your divine power, and kill the ominous one!"

Xu Bo'an couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

I don’t know if this guy is obsessed with studying this thing, or if he was deceived.

This is exactly the rhythm of a dancing master!

That's all, don't scare him anymore.

Since you are an ordinary person passing by unintentionally, it would be bad if you don't get a heart attack again.

Only with good intentions can you feel at ease.

Xu Bo'an put on a kind voice and said: "That's all, although you are naughty, you don't have any bad intentions. I will spare you this time today. Remember, if you don't do anything wrong in your life, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night."

Seeing Xu Bo'an's calm tone, the man's timidity weakened a little. He smiled and said: "Thank you, Grandpa Immortal, for your teaching. I've written it down. I'm really ashamed of what I just did. I'm so ashamed! I'm really hungry." That’s why I came up with this bad idea and offended you, Grandpa Mountain God. Thank you Grandpa Mountain God for your generosity, so I won’t disturb Grandpa Goddess’s rest. May Grandpa Mountain God be blessed and safe! Farewell!”

After saying that, the man slowly backed away with his hands, accidentally bumped into the screen, then turned around and ran away.

When he turned around, Xu Boan still heard the man muttering.

"What a crappy thing, it's useless at all, you were deceived by that old guy!"

"Fortunately, I met a god. If I had met monsters and monsters, I would have been swallowed up and not even a piece of me would be left!"

The next moment, he saw the talisman being tossed aside and falling to the ground.

This is somewhat inconsistent with his good habit of not throwing garbage everywhere, and he seems to be really angry.

Xu Boan watched the man leave with a smile, and the incense in the incense burner was about to burn out.

Xu Boan felt that fatigue coming over him again.

Come on, it’s a waste of time!
No, even though we have come, we can’t come in vain.

When the thought came to him, Xu Boyan reached out and grabbed the talisman paper casually.

After leaving the temple, the rough yellow paper appeared in Xu Boan's hands.

The talisman paper quickly grew in size under Xu Bo'an's will, and stopped when it reached half the size of the size M paper.

It was about the size of half of Xu Boan's hand, but it was only half of it separated vertically.

On the slender talisman paper, there are strange red lines drawn with a relatively beautiful visual effect.

This line is seamless, as if it were drawn in one stroke, with no beginning or end of the line, no right angle.

It really looks like that!
Xu Boan was looking at the contents on the talisman paper when there was a knock on the bedroom door.

"Boan, are you asleep?"

Hearing his mother's voice, Xu Bo'an put away the talisman, walked over and opened the door.

"I'm not asleep, Mom, what's the matter?" As he spoke, Xu Bo'an called his mother in.

Tang Rongzhi walked in and sat beside the bed, patted the edge of the bed and motioned for Xu Boan to sit down too, and said: "There is actually something I want to discuss with you when I come here this time, but you have been busy these two days and there is no chance. . There were outsiders here just now, so it’s hard to talk about this matter. Your dad and I will leave after attending the wedding tomorrow, and it will be too late if we don’t talk about it. "

Xu Bo'an smiled and said: "Mom, do you want to be so serious? It doesn't matter, you can tell me. Even if you ask me to find a job for my relatives again this time, I will agree, okay!"

In fact, Xu Bo'an is unwilling to find jobs for his relatives. It's not that he is not willing to help others and does not want to support his relatives.

I’m really scared of being hurt, I can’t afford to be hurt!
In recent years, Xu Bo'an has been promoted steadily at the construction site, and there are quite a few relatives from all walks of life who come to him for work.

Xu Bo'an was very willing to take care of his relatives at first, arranging jobs for them as much as possible, and even specially arranged for people to teach them skills for the sake of professional development.

Because based on his previous abilities, the job he was introduced to was nothing more than a technician or document clerk on the project.

For ordinary people, this is already pretty good.

But later, Xu Boan discovered that these relatives were not looking for jobs that simply support their families, but were looking for welfare jobs where they could make less money and earn more, preferably with some status.

But as we all know, there are almost no good jobs in this kind of construction company.

Even if there were, with Xu Bo'an's previous qualifications, it would not be his turn to arrange high-end jobs like pie-in-the-sky jobs for his relatives.

As a result, in the end, Xu Bo'an not only failed to get the gratitude of his relatives, but also gained an unsatisfactory reputation among his relatives.

So until now, Xu Bo'an no longer dares to be a bad guy. Tang Rongzhi, who had previously helped her relatives pull strings, also blamed herself and regretted it for a long time.

But at this time, seeing his mother Tang Rongzhi with a cautious expression on her face, and worried that her mother would encounter something stressful, Xu Bo'an teased her like this, trying to make her mother relax.

Unexpectedly, Tang Rongzhi shook his head and said softly: "That's right, your grandma and grandpa's village is going to be demolished, and I heard that a high-speed rail is going to be built!

According to the compensation notice above, the old house that your grandfather and the others left to me, plus the few acres of land, totals over 300 million yuan in compensation!
The second method is to choose to relocate to a new building in the city!Your dad and I are thinking about it and discussing it with you to see if we want a house or money. "

Um?Xu Bo'an's eyes widened immediately.

Good guy, why do I feel like I have changed since I got this bonsai?

Let’s not talk about anything else, just saying that this wealth fortune is extraordinary, it is as prosperous as a volcano erupting.

Xu Bo'an was about to continue chatting with his mother in detail, when suddenly, the feeling of calling came again.

Xu Boan glanced at his watch, it was exactly zero o'clock.

Xu Bo'an understood that this time Yan Shouyi should be here.

　Thanks to all the book friends for voting, my dear, this is the first time I’ve seen someone vote twenty-twenty times!Happy New Year to everyone in advance!As soon as possible, you will be as prosperous as the protagonist and write your own happy and grudges.Thank you thank you thank you again.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)