I cleared the real-life game

Chapter 277: Stir-fried winter melon in ass-washing water

"Where did all this come from?"

"Caught from the reservoir."

"Caught?"

"Fishing."

"Who caught it?"

"We caught it."

"Did you catch it?"

"We caught it."

……

As expected by Lin Jiqiu, after returning from the reservoir, such a conversation took place at home.

However, he is also very able to understand the mood of adults.

After all, the scene of two little kids returning home carrying a bucket full of lively fish was indeed a bit too shocking.

Not to mention [lv5 Fishing King] Li Ye and [lv5 Harness Master] Lin Sirong, even Lin Jiqiu himself was shocked by his strength.

It can only be said that the effect of [Sinking Fish Bait] is simply too powerful.

Lin Jiqiu felt that if he was more ruthless, he could catch half of the fish in the reservoir...

It's a pity that the number of [Sunken Fish Bait] is limited after all. After the bait is used up, no matter how strong he is, there is nothing he can do.

But even so, the harvest of this day can be considered full.

Not only the [lv5 Fishing King], but all the [creatures] present today were swept away by him with [Psychic Shock Attack], which can be said to be a full harvest.

So as expected, there was a pot of fish soup, a braised fish dish and several steamed fish on the dinner table tonight...

This made Lin Jiqiu, who had already eaten and drank well in the countryside, even more full.

At the dinner table, the relatives were having a good time, chatting in their hometown dialect in a lively atmosphere about topics that Lin Jiqiu could not understand.

But Brother Ji has always been a qualified cheering player. He will applaud and cheer at the appropriate time.

But what's interesting is that although Lin Jiqiu can't understand the dialect of his hometown, the people in his hometown can't understand the dialect of Beiwan City either.

But sometimes the two of them can magically synchronize their brainwaves and have a conversation in two times and spaces, and sometimes they can actually understand it, right?

After eating and drinking, the adults engaged in adult activities - warming themselves by the fire, playing mahjong, playing cards, and chatting about household matters.

This is rural nightlife.

Unlike the city, it may not have too many feasting and eccentricities, but it never lacks excitement and life.

Lin Jiqiu had no interest in playing cards or anything like that, so naturally she had no intention of participating.

Otherwise, with the ability of [Shorthand], he felt that he could easily become rich just by playing cards for one night...

But Brother Ji is a well-organized person.

He knew that at this time, there was only one thing he should do - study!

While others are still indulging in the joy of their recent vacation, smash their old roots!

Moreover, I have been playing around for the past few days since I returned to my hometown. I have to do something serious after all...

After all, you have to know that there is no escape from the [Contract League].

The countdown to the college entrance examination will not stop, and his opponents will not wait for him.

So after eating, Lin Jiqiu returned to her room, took out her book and studied hard for a few hours.

Then during the study interval, start to digest the newly gained [knowledge points] and [skill points].

【Ding! 】

[You have unlocked a new specialization: lv2 hard-pen calligraphy! 】

【Ding! 】

[You have unlocked a new specialization: lv2 fishing! 】

【…】

New knowledge and technology once again poured into Lin Jiqiu's brain.

After putting the exercise book aside, Lin Jiqiu picked up a scratch paper.

"If you don't take a shower during spring sleep, you will be bitten by mosquitoes everywhere..."

"Slaps come and go at night, and I don't know how many people died..."

While reciting silently in his mind, Lin Jiqiu wrote down the netizen's version of the ancient poem on paper.

But even if it is a sand sculpture, it can be regarded as a childhood memory. In addition, there are also some very nonsensical childhood songs, such as "Lin Jiqiu's home is dark, and the water used to wash your buttocks is fried with winter melon..."

Although when I think about it now, there is no story or logic at all, but it is so catchy that it naturally spreads among the little kids.

As for who originally invented these strange things, it is unknown.

【Ding! 】

【伱 Completed a [hard-tipped calligraphy] exercise! 】

[The proficiency of [lv2 hard-pen calligraphy] has increased! 】

【Ding! 】

【You have completed a [Hard Pen Calligraphy] exercise! 】

[The proficiency of [lv2 hard-pen calligraphy] has increased! 】

……

With the special blessing of [Hard Pen Calligraphy], Lin Jiqiu could clearly feel that his writing technique had begun to take shape.

Before that, his handwriting was indeed no different from that of a dog crawling. Those who knew it knew he was writing, but those who didn't knew thought he was drawing ghostly symbols.

I can only say that your cousin is indeed your cousin, and there is still something special about her.

Even if he has only stolen a little bit of it now, it can already be clearly seen that it is different from before.

"Hey."

"What are you doing?"

Halfway through writing, Lin Jiqiu suddenly heard a girl's voice coming from outside our door.

"It's only eight o'clock. Why don't you go out and play?"

Since the room he was in had no door, Lin Sirong naturally walked in from the outside.

"Yo, you came just in time."

Lin Jiqiu immediately greeted me with a smile: "Come and see how I write, cousin."

"Hey, now you are willing to call me cousin!"

Lin Sirong joked: "I often hear you call me by my first name!"

Lin Jiqiu quickly behaved: "No matter what, cousin, cousin, cousin will always be my sister, hehe."

A real man can bend and stretch!

After all, whether he can use a winter vacation to write beautiful words depends entirely on Lin Sirong's performance.

"How should I put it... just average."

Lin Sirong commented pertinently: "There is a little sharpness in the writing, but it is not obvious."

"Then you can teach me."

Lin Jiqiu gave a pure smile: "I really want to learn calligraphy, cousin."

Lin Sirong: "Then how are you going to repay me?"

Lin Jiqiu thought for a moment and said, "Milk tea?"

Lin Sirong shook his head: "I don't like drinking this."

Depend on!

How can there be a girl who doesn’t like drinking milk tea?

Lin Jiqiu scratched her head and said, "Then will you please set off fireworks then?"

"You can have this!"

A [Happy] sign popped up above Lin Sirong's head: "Come on, come on, Teacher Lin will teach you pen calligraphy!"

"First of all, let's start with holding the pen. You have to take care of it..."

Under the pie painted by Lin Jiqiu, Lin Sirong quickly entered the role of teacher.

Of course, Lin Jiqiu lived up to Teacher Lin's determination, and indeed began to practice calligraphy seriously.

Just as Lin Jieqiu was gradually immersed in the words, a system notification suddenly sounded in his mind.

【Ding! 】

[You control your fingers and complete the 1000th delicate operation! 】

[You have unlocked a new specialization ability: Eagle Finger! 】

……

(End of this chapter)