I cleared the real-life game

Chapter 289 Chapter 288 You have a pretty good head

New year.

It is the most lively and grand traditional festival of the year in China.

Whenever this time comes, the whole country is filled with a prosperous and festive atmosphere.

For social animals and college dogs, the first time they feel the New Year is approaching is when they buy and place bicycle tickets on a certain journey or on Alipay.

The air tickets may be slightly better, but most of the good friends who take the train are not so lucky.

If it's just a day or two late, they will be horrified to find out why the hell there are only standing-room tickets! ?

Then a day or two later, they will be even more horrified to find that, damn it, they can only go back on the roof of the car this year! ?

But these painful things naturally have nothing to do with Lin Jiqiu.

The naive Lin Sansui has not yet reached that age. For him, there is only one thing that he needs to worry about during the New Year.

That's how to interact with various aunts, wives, uncles and uncles in a worldly manner, and then accept the red envelopes they stuffed in a logical way...

Although it sounds very simple, it still requires a lot of skills to actually do it. I can only say that anyone who has experienced it will understand it.

As a little kid who hasn't even gone to college yet, Lin Jiqiu, who has the "kid buff", can always behave like crazy on such occasions and collect red envelopes like crazy.

But obviously it's not time to receive the red envelope yet, so there is only one thing left for Lin Jieqiu to worry about -

Cope with various attacks from [lv5 Lord Mother].

"Why do you get up so late every day? You have to get up and have breakfast! Sirong, please help me keep an eye on him..."

"Don't stay in the house every day, go out for a walk and get some sunshine!"

"Why are you wandering around outside every day? The college entrance examination will be in half a year. Are you ready to take the college entrance examination?"

"..."

Every day, [Lord Level 5 Mother]’s [nagging words] lingered in Lin Jiqiu’s ears, following her like a shadow, never leaving.

Lin Jieqiu could only hit Hahaha skillfully and distressingly, jumping left and right.

But as the saying goes, you can't escape the first day of the lunar month, but you can't escape the fifteenth day. This morning, Lin Jiqiu was caught by [Lord Level 5 Mother].

Not long after finishing breakfast, Yang Shi grabbed Lin Jiqiu and said, "It must have been a few months since you had your hair cut, right?"

"Ah, it seems so."

Lin Jiqiu thought for a moment and said, "It seems like I cut it during the Golden Week holiday last year."

"It's been almost four months, and you still have the nerve to say it?"

Yang Shi looked at Lin Jiqiu's head with disgust and said:

"Why don't you look in the mirror and see what your hair looks like?"

"It's long and messy, like a chicken coop."

Lin Jiqiu felt guilty: "Then the weather is cold, so it has a warming effect..."

Yang Shi was furious and said:

"Then we can't just let it grow like this. It has no energy at all!"

"Normally I won't talk about you like this. You can do whatever you like in school."

"But now that the Chinese New Year is coming, you have to clean it up for me, right?"

Lin Jiqiu scratched the cockroach in Yang Shi's eyes: "Then... what should we do?"

Yang Shi said: "Of course I'm going to cut your hair!"

"Where to get it cut?"

Lin Jiqiu said: "Uncle is not here."

"Why are there so many troubles? Can't we just find a barber shop?"

Yang Shi said: "There are many barber shops in the village. I will ask Lin Sirong to take you there later."

Lin Jiqiu felt a little better: "No, mom..."

Generally speaking, Lin Jiqiu gets her hair cut in Beiwan City.

The person who cut his hair was an uncle in his forties.

When Lin Jiqiu was a primary school student, this uncle cut his hair.

Now more than ten years have passed, the barber shop has been open for more than ten years, and the uncle has been cutting his hair for more than ten years.

More than ten years, more than ten years!

Even a brick that has been carried in your pocket for more than ten years has to have feelings, let alone his round head that feels extremely silky to the touch?

To borrow my uncle's words: "I've had your head tied up for ten years, and I know exactly how many hairs you have on your head!"

But now, you want me to change to someone else? Even if I agree, he won't agree with me!

"Are you going or not?"

Yang Shi stared at Lin Jiqiu, her eyes almost bursting with fire:

"Stop whining for me, I'm annoyed when I see your head now."

"Hurry up and clean up for the New Year."

"New year, new atmosphere, we have to start from scratch in the new year, do you understand?"

【Ding! 】

[You triggered a new side mission: start from the beginning! 】

[NPC: Level 5 Mother]

[Details: Your chicken coop has attracted the attention of [lv5 Lord Mother]! She is very unhappy with you now. If nothing happens, your life will be in danger. 】

[Conditions to achieve: Like Jay Chou said, listen to your mother and get your hair cut! 】

Lin Jiqiu: "..."

Do you have to force me like this, little brother?

I'm not telling you, you are a broken system, have you ever grown hair?

Do you understand how high the risk is in exchanging Tony?

but……

Although, even if it was not to complete the system's task, he could only choose to cut his hair.

After all, the "anger" on top of my mother's head is about to burn up. Of course, Brother Ji, who is as witty as an old dog, would not choose to add fuel to the fire at this time.

Considering that she hasn't received this year's red envelope yet, Lin Jiqiu can only keep her tail between her legs for the time being.

Lin Jiqiu's heart was as sharp as a knife and she said: "Okay, okay, I'll cut, I'll cut."

Only then did Yang Shi smile with satisfaction: "That's pretty much it."

So, there was nothing we could do.

Amidst Lin Sirong's ridicule, Lin Jiqiu had no choice but to step out of the door.

"Hey, I said."

"You've had enough!"

Lin Jiqiu cursed fiercely: "Forget it, laugh so loudly!"

"I'm a professional, okay? I don't usually smile, but I really didn't hold back this time, hahaha..."

Lin Sirong, who was gloating over misfortune, had long lost his usual expression, holding his stomach and laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up.

"You can calm down for a moment!"

Lin Jiqiu said angrily: "My mother even told you to take me to find Tony!"

"I know!"

Lin Sirong scrolled through her phone and said, "Aren't I helping you find it?"

Lin Jiqiu asked doubtfully: "Aren't you familiar with all the barber shops in the village?"

"They are familiar, but my familiarity is just knowing where they are. I have never cut my hair there."

Lin Sirong spread her hands and said:

"And to be honest, do you really dare to go to that kind of place?"

"There are not many young barbers in the village, they are all elderly men."

"As far as I know, they only have two haircuts, one is a crew cut and the other is a buzzcut."

Lin Jiqiu: "..."

Good brother, this wave is numb from head to toe.

Lin Jiqiu wilted: "Then where are we going?"

"Just follow me and we'll be done."

Lin Sirong patted her chest and said, "Sister, I will take you to a good place!"

……

(End of this chapter)