I cleared the real-life game

Chapter 296: The penis is so cute, how can I eat it! ?

New Year's Eve is also called New Year's Eve, which is the last night at the end of the year, so it is also called "New Year's Eve".

In Chinese culture, New Year's Eve is a festive day to get rid of the old, bring in the new, and reunite the family. It has always had extraordinary significance in people's hearts.

And this feeling is especially obvious in the village.

So on this day, Lin Jiqiu could be said to have had a very fulfilling and busy day.

But of course, there is a joyful part to it.

For example, today, Lin Jiqiu was exposed to something new that he had never experienced before.

——Kill the chicken.

In the village, during the New Year holidays, every household basically starts preparing for the New Year’s Eve dinner during the day.

So on this day, it is quite common to kill chickens and ducks.

"That's okay."

"And if you teach me a little bit, I'll know how to do it, okay?"

Yes, that's right.

"Isn't it just killing a chicken? What's so difficult about it?"

"To put it more seriously, I want to feel the sense of accomplishment that labor brings me."

Lin Sirong looked confused: "I can definitely teach you. I'm just curious. Why are you so interested in this kind of thing all of a sudden?"

[Monster: lv3 low configuration fighting chicken]

hey-hey……

Lin Sirong was holding a rooster that was croaking wildly in her hand and looked at Lin Jiqiu in surprise.

Lin Jiqiu said impassionedly: "Don't look down on others!"

While saying these words, in Lin Jiqiu's field of vision, the rooster held in Lin Sirong's hand had a [Fear +++] sign on its head.

"Uh...how should I put it?"

"You can't kill a chicken?"

"what?"

"On a more minor note, I want to help you share some housework."

But soon she realized something again, and her expression disappeared immediately:

"You grew up in the city when you were a child, I forgot."

"Oh, right."

As a child who came out of the village, although he had not done much farm work for many years, this skill was still imprinted in Lin Sirong's body. ,

Lin Jiqiu said seriously:

[Details: Egg-laying rooster, the fighter among roosters. Unfortunately, it can't lay eggs, so it's just a low-profile fighting chicken. But even so, among [chicken creatures], it is still a powerful and powerful big brother in his prime. 】

To put it more broadly, it’s actually because I want to fight monsters fiercely!

The penis is so cute, why do you want to kill it? ?

Let me bear this cruel and inhumane thing for you, cousin!

Lin Jiqiu felt that at this moment, her whole body was bathed in the glory of humanity.

And anyway, the fate of these chickens is to become dinner in the end. Who should kill them?

However, even so, Lin Sirong still had a hint of hesitation on his face: "But..."

"Oh, don't be so, trust me, sister!"

Lin Jiqiu slapped her chest so hard that the [lv3 combat chicken] seemed to be visibly trembling.

If Lin Jieqiu could unlock a [Specialization] that could hear people's voices, he would probably hear his cock growling: "Damn it! Get this bitch out of the way, I just want a good time!"

"Zundu is fake..."

Lin Sirong still didn't believe it.

After all, before this, she had never seen Lin Jiqiu kill a chicken with her own eyes.

Under such circumstances, she was really worried about leaving this task to the latter.

But Lin Jieqiu couldn't bear it and kept teasing him. He also promised to give out one or two red envelopes in a few days, and then handed the [lv3 combat chicken] into Lin Jiqiu's hands.

hia!

Isn’t this coming, brother!

Lin Jiqiu licked her dry lips and began to gear up uncontrollably.

The moment he grabbed the [lv3 fighting chicken], the [fear] mark on the guy's head showed a few more plus signs. 【Ding! 】

[You activated the skill on [lv3 Combat Chicken]: Ruthless Black Hand! 】

[[lv3 Combat Chicken] was attacked by [Ruthless Black Hand] and entered [imprisonment] state! 】

"Giggle cluck!"

The [lv3 Combat Chicken], which was pressed tightly, made a happy crowing sound.

The degree of joy can only be described as "the feeling is desolate, the sound is heard in the empty valley, and the sadness lasts for a long time."

"Look, look how happy it is!"

Lin Jiqiu said cheerfully, while taking the kitchen knife from Lin Sirong's hand.

"You have a little snack."

Lin Sirong was still a little worried and warned from the side with a worried look on his face.

"Don't worry, I'm as stable as an old dog, okay?"

Having said that, in fact, Lin Jiqiu had never done anything like this before.

Let alone killing the chicken, he doesn't even know where to kill the fish.

Growing up, the bloodiest and cruelest thing he had ever done was to crush a big black mouse to death with one foot.

But he had to show that he was comfortable and familiar with this in front of Lin Sirong in order to seize the initiative to kill the chicken.

So, Lin Jieqiu imitated the movements of adults when killing chickens, and began his fierce operation.

He grabbed the head of [LV3 Combat Chicken] and lifted it up, exposing its neck at the same time.

"Giggle cluck!"

As if aware of the approaching death, [lv3 fighting chicken] crowed even more cheerfully.

The next moment, Lin Jiqiu decisively drew out the knife.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Worn Short Knife] to attack the opponent's weakness, causing tons of [Physical Critical Hit] damage to [lv3 Combat Chicken]! 】

[lv3 fighting chicken: HP -51%! 】

This knife directly cut off half of the [lv3 fighter]'s health bar.

"Ah this?"

Lin Jiqiu was stunned.

Good guy, you’re not dead yet?

This broken kitchen knife is too rubbish, right?

And at the same moment, [lv3 Combat Chicken] seemed to have been electrocuted, flapping its wings almost crazily, trying to make a final struggle, and sweeping the surrounding kitchen utensils to the ground.

Upon seeing this, Lin Sirong rushed forward and held down the [lv3 fighting chicken], thus preventing it from breaking free and jumping around wildly.

"Please, don't kill me like this!"

Lin Sirong couldn't laugh or cry:

"The way you used the knife is simply wrong. How can you kill a chicken like this?"

"Forget it, let me do it first..."

Helpless, Lin Jiqiu had to hand over both the [lv3 fighting chicken] and the [worn short knife] to Lin Sirong angrily.

It seems that no matter how simple a thing is, there are many things involved...

Lin Jiqiu had no choice but to give in tactically, squatted aside and began to observe Lin Sirong's methods.

"First, you have to grab its two wings to prevent it from moving."

"Then pull up its head and expose its neck..."

While talking and laughing, Lin Sirong had already raised the kitchen knife deftly.

Click!

With a crisp sound, Kong Wu's powerful and arrogant [lv3 fighting chicken] burped on the spot.

……

(End of this chapter)