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Chapter 328 [Chief Coach] Fearless!

All friends who have experienced school days know this.

In a place like campus, the most indispensable thing is the sour smell of love.

The boy who is bursting with hormones hits the age of first love, and his whole body is filled with the breath of spring.

So when you see all kinds of [sour and smelly monsters] while walking on the road, it is naturally an extremely reasonable thing.

But be reasonable and tell the truth.

I won’t say anything about the sour smell of [Sour Monster]. After all, [Sour Odor] is your passive effect, and it is not something you can control.

As a young man who exudes the fragrance of being a "single dog", even if he is really stung, it can only be blamed on me for not living up to expectations. It is indeed not your problem.

But isn't it a little unreasonable for you, a grown man, to use your few pounds of muscle and brute strength to compete with little girls for a vending machine?
And there are only five or six people there, so standing in line for a little bit really won’t make your biceps leak, right?

Lin Jieqiu cursed crazily in her heart.

In fact, this was nothing until it was Lin Jiqiu's turn, and he found that the only bottle of Nutritional Express seemed to have been snatched away by the big guy just now...

How outrageous!

Originally, there were no good products in this vending machine. Without Nutrition Express, he could only drink the most unpleasant drink ever on the market - Gemous.

Oh, there are also mint-flavored Bibi, cucumber-flavored Maimou and sugar-free Happy Water.

They are all dark drinks that normal humans cannot drink, and they end up in vending machines.

At this moment, Brother Ji's mentality exploded.

I choose to forgive you, but you took my Nutrition Express?

Is this something carbon-based organisms can do?
The key is that these two people still look very proud of themselves, as if they are quite proud to join the team?
My uncle can't bear it, but my aunt can't bear it either!

So after buying water, Lin Jiqiu gave up the idea of ​​turning around and going back to the boys' dormitory.

He changed his style of play and followed the pair of [Sour Monsters].

as predicted.

Just as Lin Jiqiu expected, the destination of these two [Sour Smelly Monsters] was the playground.

The playground of Beiwan No. 1 Middle School is located in the corner of the campus. It is very remote and quiet, and the summer night breeze has a refreshing coolness.

Coupled with the large number of bushes and groves, it naturally becomes a dating destination for young lovers.

But of course.

The reason why Lin Jiqiu wanted to follow him was certainly not because he had any weird voyeurism.

——He came here specifically to fight monsters.

Well known.

Although there are many young lovers in Beiwan No. 1 Middle School, if some top students are not in love, the school will generally ignore such things.

The reason is also very simple, because there are too many.

If every young couple has to spend time educating, it will definitely consume a lot of manpower and energy, which will directly or indirectly delay the progress of teaching.

However, there is one situation that is exceptional.

——That is to receive reports from the people in Chaoyang.

Yes, that's right.

The dean of students [chief instructor] Wu Zongzheng has long been a legend among the students.

It is said that over the years since the establishment of Beiwan No. 1 Middle School, Wu Zongzheng is definitely the most experienced and toughest teaching director.

Especially in various "catch" aspects.

For example, they can be arrested for smoking, cell phones, skipping classes, fighting, sleeping...

And this naturally includes things like catching puppy love.

Just like the police officers in the police station who are full of heroic spirit and always respond to the call, Wu Zongzheng has always been the iron-fisted director who dispatches as soon as he receives a report.

The impressive record of catching Chen Yuanjie and his party on the spot in the [Rotten Land] is enough to explain all this.

So this time...

Lin Jiqiu plans to contribute a wave of KPIs to [chief coach] Wu Zongzheng.

It didn't take long for the two [sour monsters] to start making out on the playground.

Lin Jiqiu took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the two of them from a distance.

He would not show these two photos unless necessary. After all, this is an idiotic act of self-destruction. You must know that bringing a mobile phone to school is also a violation of discipline, and it is also one of the KPIs of the dean...

Then he opened the dial pad and directly entered the telephone number of the dean.

As for why he knew the contact information of the dean of students, that is another sad story...

After the call was dialed, Wu Zongzheng's voice soon came from the other end: "Hello, how are you?"

Lin Jiqiu pinched her nose and lowered her voice: "Hello, is this Director Wu Zongzheng?"

"Yes……"

Wu Zongzheng was stunned and said a little warily: "Who are you?"

"Hello Director, it doesn't matter who I am."

"But I want to report something to you now."

"At this very moment, there is a couple on the playground, hugging each other and kissing in broad daylight!"

Lin Jiqiu said righteously and sternly:
"Director, as a future successor to socialism, I believe that school should be a place where students thrive and teachers teach and educate."

"The outlook of young people at this age has not yet been formed. Falling in love at this juncture will inevitably affect their academic performance and hinder their future development."

"That's all I have to say. I hope the school will consider how to handle this matter."

【Ding! 】

[伱activated the skill: Light of Righteousness! 】

[You caused a huge [mental shock attack] to [lv5 chief instructor]! 】

[You got the drop: Power Crystal x8! 】

[You have gained experience points: exp +574, gold yuan x746! 】

As soon as Lin Jiqiu finished speaking, the other end of the phone suddenly fell into a brief silence.

And the corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth couldn't stop rising.

It’s done, it’s done!

I can tell.

This wave of his hit the opponent's soul directly and aroused great resonance.

The dean's silence was deafening.

"alright, thank you very much."

"We know the situation here."

After a simple reply, the dean hung up the phone.

Facts have proved that the title of [Chief Coach] is well-deserved.

Not long after the call was made, Lin Jiqiu heard movement not far away.

A team headed by the [Chief Coach] was walking towards the corner of the playground in a mighty manner.

Following Wu Zongzheng were a group of tough men from the Security Department.

They held strong flashlights in their hands and rushed towards the pair of [Sour Monsters] with great momentum.

"I rely on?"

The [Sour and Smelly Monsters] were stunned, and their little faces turned pale.

This is too damn unlucky!

Although the school catches couples, it doesn't say that they just sit around and wait for them to catch up every day.

They just go out for a tryst once in a while, and end up in this kind of fight?
It’s so damn evil!

"stop!"

"Don't move!"

"Which class are you in?"

Wu Zongzheng's team swarmed up and clamped down on the two of them.

But Lin Jiqiu, who had hidden his merits and fame, had already eaten his fill and walked away.

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(End of this chapter)