I cleared the real-life game
Chapter 365 This man weighs at least 3 pounds!
Chapter 365 This man weighs at least three hundred pounds!
The true form of [Thunder Ghost] is an uncle who is about forty years old.
The uncle wore a simple white vest, black loose pants, and a pair of flat flip-flops.
There is also a hairstyle on his head that looks like a strong man at first glance.
After [Thunder Ghost] sat down on his seat, Lin Jiqiu was the first to be hurt.
【Ding! 】
[The lv5 Thunder Shock Ghost activates the skill: Poisonous Gas Spray! 】
[You suffered a lot of [magic damage]! 】
[You have entered the [poisoned] state! 】
[HP-15%! 】
【HP-0.1%】
This seemingly ordinary [Thunder Ghost] actually has a lot of background!
【Ding! 】
this moment.
After about a second or two, a huge and sudden sound suddenly came from [Thunder Ghost]——
[Thunder Ghost] After a coquettish ankle movement, he used his thick and flexible toes that were completely inconsistent with his appearance to easily take off the clips on his feet.
As expected.
Pang Chao: "???"
The external sound should be at least 80%, not to mention maxed out.
But miso, miso, the size of the [fire] is still not very big.
Therefore, in Lin Jieqiu's field of vision, a large group of passengers in the entire carriage had "flame" patterns popping up on their heads.
Lin Jiqiu: "???"
Because Lin Jiqiu soon understood what the answer was...
At this moment, Lin Jiqiu began to feel that something was wrong.
It is also very strong, and you can clearly feel that it is the aura of a macho man.
【…】
[The lv5 Thunder Shock Ghost activates the skill: Poisonous Gas Continuous Bombs! 】
The two of them followed the sound and looked in the middle, and saw the [Thunder Ghost] brother, with his head lowered and scrolling through the Douyin short video software with a silly look on his face.
Lin Jiqiu was subconsciously trying to remind him, "Brother, your headphones are not connected to Bluetooth," when she realized that this guy has shitty Bluetooth...
【HP-0.2%】
If there was nothing wrong with Lin Jiqiu's sense of smell, it would be no surprise that this should be the sour smell of sweat...
【HP-0.1%】
【HP-0.1%】
This means that this wave of people's blood pressure has begun to rise.
Then the point comes -
A loud voice immediately shook Lin Jiqiu and Pang Chao's bodies.
[Your [Poisoned] status level has been improved! 】
At the same moment as the system prompts, there was also a particularly sour smell.
After all, it would be difficult not to notice such a big movement as long as it was an individual.
"This man's name is Xiaoshuai!"
Until now, Lin Jiqiu still didn't quite understand why this guy was called [Thunder Shock Ghost]?
But fortunately, this doubt did not last long.
【…】
He started picking his feet.
The heavyweight operation is still to come.
How to say?
Me and my little friends are shocked……
[You suffered a lot of [magic damage]! 】
"Watch carefully!"
Lin Jiqiu and Chaozi both had expressions that were shocking for a hundred years.
【HP-0.2%】
Damn it, this guy is just for fun!
Okay, okay, now I finally know why your kid is called [Thunder Ghost]!
And the movements of this [Thunder Ghost] brother naturally quickly attracted the strange eyes of other people around him.
【HP-0.2%】
But talk about it, talk about it, and make trouble about it.
One reason may be that this carriage is only a second-class seat, and it is not particularly quiet.
Another reason was that there were no passengers resting or sleeping in the carriage, so they all unanimously chose "Forget it, just be patient."
no way.
After all, in real life, most people are actually i people.
Even if they really despise such people infinitely in their hearts, the final solution is just to despise them severely...
But Lin Jiqiu couldn't.
As a player... no, as an outstanding, future successor of socialism, when encountering such a thing, it is duty-bound to step forward!
So immediately, Lin Jiqiu sent a message to Pang Chao on WeChat.
Lin Jiqiu: "How do you say that?"
As a good gay friend who could even wear the same pair of pants, Pang Supernatural understood Lin Jiqiu's meaning instantly.
Pang Chao: "There's nothing more to say, let's take action."
Pang Chao: "You attack him later, I'll cut him in the middle, and tell him directly how to write the word 'Dad'!"
Lin Jiqiu: "It's a good idea, but I'm serious."
Pang Chao: "Then come on."
Pang Chao: "It doesn't matter, I will take action."
Pang Chao: "Anyway, judging from his size, he probably can't beat me."
Lin Jiqiu: "[Good brother.jpg]"
Lin Jiqiu: "This is definitely the most damn handsome you have been in all the years I've known you."
Lin Jiqiu didn't lie, nor did she have any intention of licking Chaozi.
this moment.
Brother Chao's fat body became taller and more powerful in his mind.
At least three hundred pounds!
"I'm sorry, uncle."
Lin Jiqiu looked at [Thunder Ghost] who had become addicted to all kinds of dancing videos of his little sister, and said in a rather tactful tone:
"The sound of your mobile phone seems a bit loud?"
"Can you please turn down the volume a little?"
Hear the words.
[Thunder Ghost]'s expression moved slightly, with slight changes.
He slowly turned his head and looked Lin Jiqiu up and down with eyes that seemed to be looking at a heretic.
Then he raised his nostrils slightly by a few centimeters and spat out a few words:
"Who are you?"
Lin Jiqiu: "..."
Pang Chao: "..."
【Ding! 】
[[lv5 Thunder Ghost] caused the [Silence] state to you! 】
It’s really yours, you little cutie!
One thing Lin Jiqiu had to admit was that although the little paratrooper [Thunder Ghost] was indeed very cute, he was still silenced on the spot...
"Uh, no, uncle."
"It doesn't matter who I am, and you don't need to know my identity."
Lin Jiqiu said: "The key is that we are on the carriage now, in a public space, are you right, uncle?"
"What's wrong with you, man?"
[Thunder Ghost] immediately lowered his face and said, "If you have anything to say, just say it directly. Don't give me all these twists and turns."
"Didn't I just say that?"
Lin Jiqiu was sweating: "I told you, we want you to turn down the volume on your phone!"
"Then who are you?"
[Thunder Ghost] stretched his neck, with an expression as if he was about to fight a cock:
"Is your father Li Gang or your mother Li Gang?"
"Who are you?"
"..."
Lin Jiqiu took a breath to calm down a little:
"Uncle." "Don't be so aggressive. Can't you just talk to me if you have something to say?"
"If you say that, it would be boring, right?"
"We are talking about reason now, everything can be discussed."
[Thunder Ghost] put on an impatient expression: "What are you trying to say?"
"Then you listen to me first, uncle."
Lin Jiqiu said calmly:
"First of all, we are in a public space. You don't deny that, right?"
[Thunder Ghost] said: "Well, what next?"
Lin Jiqiu said: "Then when doing your own thing, shouldn't you consider everyone's feelings?"
[Thunder Ghost] said: "Yeah, yeah, then what?"
Lin Jiqiu said: "Since you don't deny this statement, will it also affect other people in the carriage if you play the sound of your mobile phone?"
[Lei Zhengui] raised his eyebrows: "I've already said it, if you talk, just talk, if you have something to say, just say it, if you have a fart, just let it go. Can you please stop beating around the bush!"
Lin Jiqiu: "..."
Lin Jiqiu: "So what I mean is, please turn down the volume."
"Okay, okay, just turn down the volume, right?"
"Then just say no and we'll be done with it. Why does it take so long to make it so complicated?"
[Thunder Ghost] rolled his eyes and muttered impatiently:
"You are a scholar, right? If you can't explain such things, you must be stupid from reading!"
Lin Jiqiu: "..."
Lin Jiqiu: "Then I want to say, you should turn down your voice a little bit."
"You're here to be funny, right?"
[Thunder Ghost] sneered and said, "I've already adjusted it, okay?"
"Don't you come here as a deaf person?"
Pang Chao on the side couldn't bear to hear it anymore: "Are you... calling me a tune?"
"Are you two sick?"
[Thunder Ghost] almost laughed out of anger. He directly showed the screen of his mobile phone to the two of them: "You tell me, this is called no tune?"
Lin Jiqiu glanced at it.
Then I saw that what was displayed on the screen was the volume of the mobile phone at this moment.
Showing 77%...
So let's assume the best case scenario.
Assume that at the beginning, his volume is at 80%.
That means he turned down the volume by 3%.
Lin Jiqiu: "..."
Yes.
He wasn't even willing to round it up...
At this moment, Lin Jiqiu felt that her [silence] state seemed to have escalated to another level.
"Uncle..."
The smile on Lin Jiqiu's face gradually began to disappear: "Then if you are like this, we will have nothing to talk about, right?"
"I find that what you young people say is really funny!"
[Thunder Ghost] sneered disdainfully: "From the beginning to the end, weren't you the ones always looking for trouble with me?"
"Why do you make it seem like I'm messing around with you?"
Lin Jiqiu: "..."
See what you said... isn't it?
Lin Jiqiu finally understood the truth.
Then when you encounter a guy like [Thunder Ghost], reasoning is completely useless.
No matter how much you say nice things to him, he will never tell you what is right or wrong.
on the contrary.
When reasoning with such people, the clearer your logic, the more well-founded you are, the calmer you are, the more elegant and generous you are...
The more they will think that you are a soft persimmon.
The kind that you can do whatever you want with jio!
So there is a saying that actually makes sense.
——Only magic can defeat magic!
Then, Lin Jiqiu glanced at Pang Chao.
Chaozi also understood instantly and nodded.
After checking his eyes, Lin Jiqiu stood up directly.
Then he took out his phone, turned on the front camera, pointed it directly at the [Thunder Ghost] in front of him, and pressed the shutter in camera mode.
"It is June 2024, 6 in the Blue Star Calendar..."
"The place I am currently at is Seat 8214A, Car No. 6, on the D08 Harmony train from Beiwan City to Yongning City..."
Lin Jiqiu's voice immediately attracted the attention of a large number of people around him.
[Thunder Ghost] also seemed to be shocked by electricity, and he suddenly raised his head in shock.
When he saw Lin Jieqiu's mobile phone camera pointed at him, he immediately became anxious: "What are you doing?"
Lin Jiqiu ignored him and kept talking to herself:
"The uncle sitting next to me not only took off his shoes on the seat, but also played the sound of his cell phone loudly on the train."
"I negotiated with him in a good voice but to no avail, so I could only record it with my mobile phone to record this ordinary life..."
"Take off your phone and don't take pictures of me!"
Several flames suddenly burst out from [Thunder Ghost]'s head: "You're sick, right? Why don't you slap me!"
"Believe it or not, I'm calling the police to arrest you!?"
When Lin Jiqiu heard this, she immediately became happy: "This uncle claimed that he wanted to call the police. It is true that there is true love in the world!"
"Originally, I didn't quite have the time to call 110. Thank you so much for helping me..."
When he said this, the entire carriage suddenly burst into laughter.
This time, [Thunder Ghost] completely exploded.
After standing up from his seat, [Thunder Ghost] became angry and furious:
“¥%&*&@!$, you’re looking for death, aren’t you?”
【Ding! 】
[The lv5 Thunder Shock Ghost activates the skill: Thunder Roar! 】
[You were attacked by [Thunder Roar]! 】
[You have received a lot of [physical attacks]! 】
[HP-24%! 】
At this moment, Lin Jiqiu really felt like her eardrums were shaking.
It is a very professional counterpart, and this [Thunder Ghost] is right...
While yelling, [Thunder Ghost] also stretched out his hand, trying to grab Lin Jiqiu's cell phone, and tried to push the latter.
And at this time.
Pang Chao, who had been waiting for the opportunity, took action.
He grabbed [Thunder Ghost], knocked it down with absolute superiority, and controlled it on the seat.
【Ding! 】
[The lv5 Thunder Shock Ghost was attacked by [Savage Seize]! 】
[lv5 has entered the [restraint] state! 】
"Just now this uncle wanted to personally attack me, but now he is controlled by this enthusiastic citizen!"
Lin Jiqiu was impassioned: "Sure enough, there is truth, goodness and beauty in our society."
"As the saying goes, justice may be late, but it will never be absent!"
At this moment, many passengers around the carriage stood up.
They came to Lin Jiqiu's side and helped Pang Chao firmly control the [Thunder Shock Ghost].
"You guys are all fucking sick, aren't they?"
[Thunder Ghost] is still hysterically activating [Thunder Roar], but to no avail.
After the news gradually spread, the staff and security personnel on the train came to hear the news.
The chaotic farce finally came to an end.
……
(End of this chapter)
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