I cleared the real-life game

The first day of joining the Guard of Honor.

Lin Jiqiu finally understood what Lao Meng had said to them.

After his actual experience throughout the day, he came to a rough conclusion.

The training intensity here is at least twice that of ordinary classes!
When standing at attention, they only need to maintain the same posture without moving.

But if they are practicing marching, they not only have to keep their legs raised in a motionless position, but they must also overcome the effect of gravity under this premise.

What's even more perverted is that since the honor guard's goose steps must be in unison, the angle of each person's leg lift must be consistent, to the point where at first glance the kicking height is almost the same...

To sum it up - how can I describe how tired I am?
After a full day of training, most people feel like, damn, this leg doesn’t feel like it’s mine…

Some people are even worse, they walk with a limp, and those who don’t know would think they are just some guy who just worked out for two hours in the gym and walked like this…

At first they didn't believe it. They didn't have to stand at attention, and there wasn't any heavy weight training. So even if the job was hard and tiring, how tiring could it be?

However, they have now completely discovered that what their predecessors said is true. This is much more tiring than standing at attention properly...

And this is not the scariest part.

Other ordinary companies usually train until six o'clock in the evening, and the daily tasks of the day are almost over.

At night, they would only symbolically stand in military posture for about ten minutes, and then it would be a very relaxing and enjoyable activity.

For example, we could hold a camp party like before, play some team-building games that are enjoyable for the body and mind, sing songs... and even watch open-air movies sometimes.

All in all, I'm pretty happy.

But what about their guard of honor?
After this, I have to continue to practice...

If students also have the task of performing military boxing, they have to squeeze out part of their lunch break and dinner time to rehearse...

It can be said that the intensity is fully utilized in the true sense.

By the end, when a whole day of training was almost over, I was almost like a defeated dog.

The kind that can fall asleep directly by just lying on the ground and blowing on your tongue a few times.

So as a [player], Lin Jiqiu could see a very interesting situation.

That is, every day during training, the sign above everyone’s head is [Pain].

Oh, and [Pain+], and [Pain++]...

pain!
It hurts so much!
And almost everyone's [health bar] doesn't look very healthy.

And when the [League Chief Instructor] officially announced the disbandment——

【Ding! 】

【Ding! 】

【Ding! 】

【Ding! 】

【…】

Amid a wave of "ding ding ding ding ding" sounds, the [painful] state on the heads of all [creatures] disappeared completely at this moment.

What followed was [happiness], [joy]... and even [ecstasy].

After that, the health of all creatures began to recover rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye...

It felt like pouring water into a swimming pool, and before long the health bar returned to its normal green state.

Lin Jiqiu felt that he could understand this.

After all, this is the same reason why many [students] and [office workers] always feel sleepy during class and work, but are full of energy after get off work...

And given this situation, it is estimated that it won’t be long before there will be some more interesting and silly jokes on the confession wall on campus.

For example--

Question: "How can you make a person extremely happy with just two words?"

Answer: "Disband."

It's outrageous that his mother opened the door for him. It's outrageous to the extreme!

I wasn’t this excited when I scored over 600 points in the college entrance examination a few months ago!
I really love this feeling of being controlled to death by the instructors!
So it was eleven o'clock at night.

After a day of training finally ended, Lin Jiqiu's first reaction was to find some midnight snacks to comfort his tired body and soul.

Now he finally understood why there is such a thing as "overwork obesity" in this world.

Because I'm really hungry and want to eat something...

In fact, before this, Lin Jiqiu had no habit of eating midnight snacks.

But now he understands those poor kids, because after working all day, they are really exhausted physically and mentally, and their appetites are huge...

But the interesting thing is.

At this time, Lin Jiqiu opened his [Status Panel] and took a look, only to find that his [Hunger Value] seemed to be in a normal state...

In other words, judging from the [numerical] data, he doesn't actually need to consume more food.

But his stomach didn't listen to him.

This little guy was like a child who had not grown up, crying and making a fuss, "Not enough, not enough, it's not enough, I want more!"

【Ding! 】

[You have received a lot of [mental stress] damage from the environment! ]

【Ding! 】

[You have received a lot of [Body Pressure] damage from the environment! ]

【Ding! 】

[You have obtained: Hormone Cortisol x17! ]

[You have entered the [Increased Appetite] state! ]

【…】

"I see..."

Lin Jiqiu stroked his chin lightly, as if thinking about something.

After seeing this, Lin Jiqiu roughly understood why this happened.

When the human body feels stressed, it secretes certain hormones.

These hormones signal the body that its top priority is to increase blood sugar levels to provide energy to cells.

Although these little cuties mean well, they can also increase a person's appetite, causing them to crave more high-calorie foods.

So the greater the stress, the more you want to eat, and in the end you become overworked and fat, right?
"Ah!"

"Little hot chick!"

"You still want to deceive me in this way?"

Lin Jiqiu patted his stomach and smirked: "Are you hungry?"

"Then stay hungry!"

"Don't expect me to feed you any more delicious food!"

At this moment, Lin Jiqiu let out a loud fart at a very opportune moment.

It was obvious that his stomach was very angry and he couldn't help but vent his dissatisfaction and anger.

Lin Jiqiu patted his belly and was about to get up and leave the tennis court and walk towards the dormitory.

At this moment, a voice came from behind——

"Where to go?"

With a lazy, even a little bit arrogant tone.

It can be said to be a very recognizable voice.

Lin Jiqiu didn't even need to turn around to know who was talking behind him.

"Of course, I'm going back to the dormitory."

Having said that, Lin Jiqiu turned around.

as predicted.

Standing in front of him was the long-legged girl.

She tied her long wavy hair into a ponytail, which fell naturally on her shoulders.

The military training cap and camouflage uniform that blend in with the crowd cannot conceal the heroic spirit that is rarely seen in girls.

"It's only eleven o'clock. Why are you back so early?"

Jiang Shiya asked.

"Of course, go back to bed, big sister."

Lin Jiqiu smiled helplessly: "You have been practicing hard for a whole day, aren't you tired?"

"good question."

Jiang Shiya seemed to think about it seriously: "But I feel like it's okay."

"It's about the same intensity as when I was practicing dancing before."

Lin Jiqiu: “…6.”

Alright alright.

As expected, you are still the big sister...

But it's also Zhigang.

Because Lin Jiqiu had observed that in today's training, Jiang Shiya was indeed the most relaxed among the girls.

Of course, he was also the one who performed the best.

Sure enough, when people with and without skills stand together, the difference between them is huge. "Let's not talk about whether to sleep or not or whether to be sleepy or not."

As she spoke, Jiang Shiya walked to Lin Jiqiu's side naturally: "I think, why don't we talk about whether we are hungry or not first?"

Lin Jiqiu said: "Don't ask, the answer is I'm hungry."

"That's great."

Jiang Shiya's beautiful eyebrows slightly raised: "I'm just hungry, I'm going to find some midnight snacks."

"You come with me."

【Ding! 】

【Please note! 】

[lv7 Black Rose invites you to [Team Up]! ]

Ah this...

Sweat gradually began to drip from the back of Lin Jiqiu's head...

No, sister...

You can be hungry at any time, why do you have to be hungry at this time?
"Emmmm...how should I put it..."

"Thank you very much for your kindness, but..."

Lin Jiqiu rubbed his belly and said, "It's already this late, my mind tells me I can't eat any more."

"So why do we need to be rational?"

Jiang Shiya spread her hands and said, "Does rationality make you happy or satisfy you?"

"Reasonableness keeps me from overdue Huabei payments... eh eh eh??"

Before Lin Jiqiu could react, he felt his arm being suddenly pinched.

Then, like a little chick, he was dragged forward by Jiang Shiya...

"That's it? I thought you were worried about something?"

Jiang Shiya said nonchalantly: "Isn't it enough for me to treat you to a meal?"

"Hey, hey, hey, slow down..."

After staggering a few times, Lin Jiqiu finally caught up with the long-legged girl.

However, at this moment.

In Lin Jiqiu's mind, a large number of system prompt sounds rang out very quickly.

【Ding! 】

[You have caused a lot of mental damage to the lv6 Lemon Essence! ]

【Ding! 】

[You have caused a lot of mental damage to the lv7 Lemon Essence! ]

【Ding! 】

[You have caused a lot of mental damage to the lv5 Lemon Essence! ]

【...】

【Ding! 】

[You obtained: Acid x16! ]

[You got: Lemon Peel x18! ]

Lin Jiqiu: "?"

Not bro...

What happened?
Lin Jiqiu was completely confused.

He is still here and has not done anything, so why did he suddenly attract a bunch of jealous people?
He turned his head subconsciously and quickly scanned the surroundings.

Only then did Lin Jiqiu realize what had happened.

——The boys from the honor guard who were walking out behind them seemed to be staring at him eagerly...

"Thanks!"

"Why does that guy look like he knows that girl so well?"

"Yeah, what's her name?"

"It seems her name is... Jiang Shiya?"

"Hahaha, isn't she the woman that Brother Nan can't get?"

"Quickly take a picture and send it to Brother Nan. I really want to see what kind of expression Brother Nan will make. Hahahaha!"

"You are really something, kid. You don't mind watching the fun, right?"

"I won't do this. I drank Brother Nan's milk tea, hahahaha..."

"No, buddy, shouldn't the point be why this guy is so familiar with Jiang Shiya?"

"That's right... they're not a couple, are they?"

"How can it be!"

"No matter how you look at it, this bastard doesn't look like a lucky man!"

"That's right, he deserves it? How many does he deserve?"

【I Ding! 】

[You were attacked by [Cold Eyes]! ]

[You have suffered a lot of [mental damage]! 】

【HP -4%】

【HP -5%】

【HP-3%】

【…】

Talking and laughing.

A large number of scattered damage values ​​​​hits Lin Jiqiu's head.

The whole process takes less than a few minutes.

Before Lin Jiqiu could even react, half of his health bar was already gone.

“…” The corners of Lin Jiqiu’s mouth twitched slightly.

Good, good, good...

That's how it's done, right?

Although Lin Jiqiu was well aware that he did seem a little dim under the halo of big sister Jiang Shiya.

But as a [player]—or even as a man.

Brother Ji, can he bear such injustice?
So, this moment.

Lin Jiqiu gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

Like lightning, he stretched out his arm.

"Fuck!?!?"

All the boys following behind.

At this moment, everyone was stunned and their pupils popped out.

【Ding! 】

[You activated the skill: Mind Bombing! ]

[You caused tons of [Mental Critical Attack] damage to the lv5 Lemon Essence! ]

【Ding! 】

[You caused tons of [Mental Critical Attack] damage to the lv7 Lemon Essence! ]

【Ding! 】

[You caused tons of [Mental Critical Attack] damage to the lv6 Lemon Essence! ]

【...】

【Ding! 】

[You launched a [Fatal Defense Break] attack on the lv7 Black Warrior! ]

[You caused hundreds of millions of [Mental Critical Attack] damage to the lv7 Black Warrior! ]

[You have obtained: gold coins +3832, exp +3463! 】

[You obtained the following drops: Acid x312, Lemon Peel x213, Black Armor Fragment x125...]

At this moment.

The scene they all saw was this——

While walking side by side with Jiang Shiya.

Lin Jiqiu suddenly raised his right arm.

then……

Hooked Jiang Shiya’s right shoulder.

He pulled her towards his arms domineeringly.

...(End of chapter)