Siheyuan starts with killing pigs
Chapter 78 Silly Zhu was caught
Chapter 78 Silly Zhu was caught
"Eh? Is it you? Aren't you the one who often works with Jia Dongxu? You called, by the way, you are Sha Zhu!" The woman took a lamp, yawned, pulled Sha Zhu in, and looked at her After talking to him for a while, he said with a surprised look on his face.
"That's right, it's me, I can't stand it anymore! Let's start first!" Shazhu, who couldn't bear it anymore, ran over.
Although the woman was a little angry and confused, she didn't say much and received her in a professional manner.
But the surrounding neighbors couldn't stand it.
In the dead of night, the sound spread far away. At first they thought the two were quarreling, but later they realized something was wrong.
Too tired to sleep, they got up cursing and reported the situation to the police patrolling nearby.
The two policemen on patrol were also very vigilant after receiving reports from the masses.
Worried that they were spies, they asked the people who reported the crime to go to the police station to seek reinforcements. The two of them also drew their pistols and surrounded the address mentioned by the reporter to prevent the other party from escaping.
Silly Zhu was not aware of the danger at this moment. After waiting for reinforcements to arrive, the police swarmed up and forced the two of them to the ground.
Seeing so many police officers arriving, Silhu was frightened, and the effect of the medicine on his body dissipated a lot.
"Who are you two? What do you do?" After the two of them were pinned to the ground, several black guns were pointed at their heads. The two of them almost pissed themselves in fear. The bamboo tube was like pouring beans, explaining everything. .
When they heard that the two men were just visiting prostitutes, several policemen who thought they could catch a spy and achieve great success were greatly disappointed. They unceremoniously took Shazhu and the two to the police station.
"Hey, isn't this Silly Zhu? Why are you here again? I haven't seen you in the past two years, and I still think you have grown up? Who did you hurt this time?"
When Lao Li from the police station went to work the next day, he actually saw the imprisoned Sha Zhu in the police station. He had dealt with Sha Zhu a lot when Sha Zhu was fighting in the past few years. He saw that he was an acquaintance and couldn't help it. He leaned over and asked.
"Captain Li, it's you! I was wronged. It was all a misunderstanding. It's not a big deal. Look, we are all old acquaintances. Can you help me and let me go?" Silly Zhu saw it. It was Captain Li, an acquaintance. He immediately hit the snake with a stick and said.
The policeman on duty next to him saw Shazhu telling lies with his eyes open. He was afraid that Captain Li would not understand the situation and let him go. He immediately came over and quietly introduced Shazhu's situation to Captain Li.
"PC? Good guy, Silly Zhu, you are so promising. You are getting more and more promising! I was thinking of asking you to take charge of my children's wedding in a few days! Now it's better. You will have to reeducate through labor for at least one month. And even if you come out, your reputation will be ruined. Even if you don’t want money, I won’t dare to hire you!”
Captain Li was also surprised after hearing this. After confirming with the police on duty that there was no misunderstanding, he couldn't help but shook his head, pointed at Silly Zhu and said regretfully.
"Captain Li! This is all a misunderstanding. I just went to the wrong door and didn't do anything. See if you can let me go. After I go out, I will cook for your family for free every day after work." Silly. When Zhu heard that he would be sent to a labor camp for at least one month, he immediately became anxious and hurriedly tried to please the policeman who knew him well.
"Silly Zhu, you have been pinned to the bed, and you are still making excuses. Who will believe you? As for cooking for me? Forget it. Go to my house to cook every day. You think of me as a landlord!" Li said angrily after hearing this.
"Captain Li, we are in love with each other. We are in love, not PCs! It's all a misunderstanding. Please do me a favor and let me go!" Suddenly, Silly Zhu had an idea, and the man who was seriously ill and went to the doctor again came to him. Lao Li explained.
"Hey, then you are in free love?" After hearing what Sha Zhu said, Lao Li couldn't help but widen his eyes and asked with a look of disbelief.
"Yes, yes, free love, free love, we can handle our affairs ourselves, so we won't trouble you police comrades!" Shazhu nodded immediately after hearing this.
"So, you want to marry her in the future?" At this moment, Lao Li suppressed his laughter and asked again seriously.
"Of course, we have to do this again, everywhere again..." After hearing Lao Li's words, Shazhu was about to agree, but he immediately reacted and explained stammeringly.
"Let's do this. If you are really in love and ready to get married, I will make the decision and won't hold your PC responsible!"
Lao Li was feeling very uncomfortable at the moment. He turned his back and smiled silently at the policeman on duty who was also winking. He turned his head again and said it seriously.
"Then, then I'll marry, I'll marry the head office! Captain Li, do you think you've let me go?"
After listening to Lao Li's words, Silly Zhu finally gritted his teeth and agreed. Although he would be laughed at if he married with a door ajar, he was in a hurry to get out at the moment and was ready to agree verbally. After he got out, he would find an excuse not to fulfill it.
"Are you really going to marry her? Silly Zhu, you are a man, so don't worry. Once you finish the one-month labor camp for messing around with men and women, it won't be too late for you to marry her again!"
"When the time comes, I will contact the street and publicize your deeds of rescuing ten groups of women. Maybe you will be in the newspaper then?"
When Lao Li heard that Shazhu agreed, he gave Shazhu a thumbs up and praised him.
After finishing speaking, Lao Li didn't wait for Shazhu's reaction, turned around and ran to his office, suppressing his voice and laughed. He was afraid that he would suffer internal injuries if he didn't laugh.
"What? You agreed to marry with the door open and you have to stay for a month? Indiscriminate relations between men and women? Grandma, aren't you deliberately playing tricks on men? If I don't want to marry, I will marry whoever I fall in love with!..." Silly Zhu listened. When he finally reacted, his face turned green, and he roared with anger, his whole body trembling.
(End of this chapter)
"Eh? Is it you? Aren't you the one who often works with Jia Dongxu? You called, by the way, you are Sha Zhu!" The woman took a lamp, yawned, pulled Sha Zhu in, and looked at her After talking to him for a while, he said with a surprised look on his face.
"That's right, it's me, I can't stand it anymore! Let's start first!" Shazhu, who couldn't bear it anymore, ran over.
Although the woman was a little angry and confused, she didn't say much and received her in a professional manner.
But the surrounding neighbors couldn't stand it.
In the dead of night, the sound spread far away. At first they thought the two were quarreling, but later they realized something was wrong.
Too tired to sleep, they got up cursing and reported the situation to the police patrolling nearby.
The two policemen on patrol were also very vigilant after receiving reports from the masses.
Worried that they were spies, they asked the people who reported the crime to go to the police station to seek reinforcements. The two of them also drew their pistols and surrounded the address mentioned by the reporter to prevent the other party from escaping.
Silly Zhu was not aware of the danger at this moment. After waiting for reinforcements to arrive, the police swarmed up and forced the two of them to the ground.
Seeing so many police officers arriving, Silhu was frightened, and the effect of the medicine on his body dissipated a lot.
"Who are you two? What do you do?" After the two of them were pinned to the ground, several black guns were pointed at their heads. The two of them almost pissed themselves in fear. The bamboo tube was like pouring beans, explaining everything. .
When they heard that the two men were just visiting prostitutes, several policemen who thought they could catch a spy and achieve great success were greatly disappointed. They unceremoniously took Shazhu and the two to the police station.
"Hey, isn't this Silly Zhu? Why are you here again? I haven't seen you in the past two years, and I still think you have grown up? Who did you hurt this time?"
When Lao Li from the police station went to work the next day, he actually saw the imprisoned Sha Zhu in the police station. He had dealt with Sha Zhu a lot when Sha Zhu was fighting in the past few years. He saw that he was an acquaintance and couldn't help it. He leaned over and asked.
"Captain Li, it's you! I was wronged. It was all a misunderstanding. It's not a big deal. Look, we are all old acquaintances. Can you help me and let me go?" Silly Zhu saw it. It was Captain Li, an acquaintance. He immediately hit the snake with a stick and said.
The policeman on duty next to him saw Shazhu telling lies with his eyes open. He was afraid that Captain Li would not understand the situation and let him go. He immediately came over and quietly introduced Shazhu's situation to Captain Li.
"PC? Good guy, Silly Zhu, you are so promising. You are getting more and more promising! I was thinking of asking you to take charge of my children's wedding in a few days! Now it's better. You will have to reeducate through labor for at least one month. And even if you come out, your reputation will be ruined. Even if you don’t want money, I won’t dare to hire you!”
Captain Li was also surprised after hearing this. After confirming with the police on duty that there was no misunderstanding, he couldn't help but shook his head, pointed at Silly Zhu and said regretfully.
"Captain Li! This is all a misunderstanding. I just went to the wrong door and didn't do anything. See if you can let me go. After I go out, I will cook for your family for free every day after work." Silly. When Zhu heard that he would be sent to a labor camp for at least one month, he immediately became anxious and hurriedly tried to please the policeman who knew him well.
"Silly Zhu, you have been pinned to the bed, and you are still making excuses. Who will believe you? As for cooking for me? Forget it. Go to my house to cook every day. You think of me as a landlord!" Li said angrily after hearing this.
"Captain Li, we are in love with each other. We are in love, not PCs! It's all a misunderstanding. Please do me a favor and let me go!" Suddenly, Silly Zhu had an idea, and the man who was seriously ill and went to the doctor again came to him. Lao Li explained.
"Hey, then you are in free love?" After hearing what Sha Zhu said, Lao Li couldn't help but widen his eyes and asked with a look of disbelief.
"Yes, yes, free love, free love, we can handle our affairs ourselves, so we won't trouble you police comrades!" Shazhu nodded immediately after hearing this.
"So, you want to marry her in the future?" At this moment, Lao Li suppressed his laughter and asked again seriously.
"Of course, we have to do this again, everywhere again..." After hearing Lao Li's words, Shazhu was about to agree, but he immediately reacted and explained stammeringly.
"Let's do this. If you are really in love and ready to get married, I will make the decision and won't hold your PC responsible!"
Lao Li was feeling very uncomfortable at the moment. He turned his back and smiled silently at the policeman on duty who was also winking. He turned his head again and said it seriously.
"Then, then I'll marry, I'll marry the head office! Captain Li, do you think you've let me go?"
After listening to Lao Li's words, Silly Zhu finally gritted his teeth and agreed. Although he would be laughed at if he married with a door ajar, he was in a hurry to get out at the moment and was ready to agree verbally. After he got out, he would find an excuse not to fulfill it.
"Are you really going to marry her? Silly Zhu, you are a man, so don't worry. Once you finish the one-month labor camp for messing around with men and women, it won't be too late for you to marry her again!"
"When the time comes, I will contact the street and publicize your deeds of rescuing ten groups of women. Maybe you will be in the newspaper then?"
When Lao Li heard that Shazhu agreed, he gave Shazhu a thumbs up and praised him.
After finishing speaking, Lao Li didn't wait for Shazhu's reaction, turned around and ran to his office, suppressing his voice and laughed. He was afraid that he would suffer internal injuries if he didn't laugh.
"What? You agreed to marry with the door open and you have to stay for a month? Indiscriminate relations between men and women? Grandma, aren't you deliberately playing tricks on men? If I don't want to marry, I will marry whoever I fall in love with!..." Silly Zhu listened. When he finally reacted, his face turned green, and he roared with anger, his whole body trembling.
(End of this chapter)
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