After destroying my heels, you still want to travel to the west to learn from me?

Chapter 135 135. Ran Deng: Tang Sanzang, you put medicine in the rice! ?

Zhu Bajie's eyes sparkled, and laughter flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Four, even if two of the Buddhas are male, the other two should be female Bodhisattvas, right?Otherwise, why would four men try their Zen mind?How beastly is that?
I, an old pig, have not been free and happy for some time. Don’t Buddhist Bodhisattvas give their bodies to save all sentient beings?I, an old pig, am also a living being, so I should use my body as a boat to save me, an old pig!
A series of thoughts flashed through Zhu Bajie's mind.

He only knew that this disaster was arranged by Buddhism, but he was not able to see through the deceitful tricks used by the two Buddhas. He also did not know that the four women here were all real men...

"Then let's serve the fast food first and let's talk in detail."

The woman came to her senses and forced a smile on her face.

there's always a solution to any problem.If I really can't wait for the disaster to end, I will manifest my true body and teach the disciple a lesson. After all, he will not dare to have ordinary thoughts again.

Then, the woman clapped her hands, and three girls came out, each serving the vegetarian meal respectfully.

The eyebrows are green and the powdery face is spring.

Enchanting and charming, slim and touching.

The flowers are delicate and delicate, and the embroidered ribbons are fluttering like dust.

The cherry blossoms bloom in the half-smiling part, and the orchid and musk deer spray when walking slowly.

His head is covered with pearls and emeralds, and he has countless precious hairpins.
There is a delicate fragrance all over the body, and there are delicate flowers and golden strands.

This time, Zhu Bajie stared straight at them. He kept looking at the three girls with his squinting eyes, trying to figure out which one of them was a girl. He turned around and captured them, which was so fun.

"It's really beautiful and fragrant. Hurry up and eat fast."

Tang Sanzang smiled, but secretly used his own methods to send the tiger and wolf medicine he had refined into the meals of the other four.

While drinking tea, the four bald donkeys had not all come out yet, and they had just gathered together now to enjoy the fasting meal.

Burning Deng Maitreya?Two false Buddhas, you will be in bad luck today!
"Master is right, I, the old pig, will eat it first."

Zhu Bajie started eating with his bowls and chopsticks, and Monk Sha and the others followed suit.

On the opposite side, the woman winked, and then the three girls followed suit and started enjoying their fast meal.

"Elder, this matter of traveling west to worship Buddha was decided by the Emperor of Heaven. If you really become a son-in-law here, will it cause trouble?"

The woman held the rice bowl in her hand, but she was not in a hurry to eat. She just asked.

"Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty is thousands of miles away from this place. The female donor does not need to worry. Let's eat fast first."

Tang Sanzang persuaded.

"Huh? I'm afraid that this matter will harm your merits and lead to bad retribution."

The woman frowned.

Damn it, this Buddhist monk has really moved his heart.

This would be troublesome. If I remember correctly, there are beautiful female fairies on the journey to the west. Even if he leaves here, he will be fascinated and unable to find the north.

If this is the case, wouldn't there be a big problem with the plan to travel to the west?
"Donor woman, don't worry, just eat your fast food first."

Seeing that the faces of the three girls were starting to turn red, but the woman had not yet eaten her fast, Tang Sanzang became a little anxious.

"Don't be in a hurry to eat fasting food. This is the matter. The little lady thinks..."

"I don't want you to think it, I want it to happen to me! Do you want to eat this fast or not?"

Tang Sanzang stood up directly, the shadow of the six-winged golden cicada flashed in his eyes, and his expression became fierce.

"Ok?"

Seeing this, Sun Wukong's expression changed.

No, is this influenced by the evil thoughts of nature?Why did he suddenly become seriously ill?

"what happened?"

The woman's expression changed.

"Huhuhu..."

"It's so hot, so hot! Come and have fun with the poor monk!"

The two Bodhisattvas from the Da Luo Jin Fairyland were the first to be unable to withstand the power of the medicine, and their eyes immediately turned blood red, revealing their original appearance.

"Fuck! Male Bodhisattva!"

"I'm an old pig, you're fucked!" Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and the things that were originally reacting were instantly frightened and shrank back.

Damn it, you fucking beasts, these bald donkeys are really beasts. If you try to practice Zen, you will come with four big men?
Are you going to use this to test me, old pig?I, an old pig, can’t stand such a test?

His grandma, isn’t this a scam?

"Tang Sanzang, you put medicine in the rice!?"

Even if the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng reacted slowly, he has reacted now.

His grandma, is this a pilgrim who is dedicated to the Buddha, has great compassion, and adheres to the Buddhist precepts?
Guanshiyin, how the hell did you cultivate it?This guy dares to drug him directly!

"If you don't eat the toast, you'll have to drink wine as a penalty! You have to eat today's fasting meal even if you don't want to eat it!"

Tang Sanzang held the rice bowl in one hand, and with the other hand he pulled directly towards the old woman, trying to force the rice into her mouth.

While doing this, he winked at Sun Wukong and the others.

"Snapped!"

The tea cup fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

Zhu Bajie was still cursing, spitting out fragrance, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.However, the dragon girl grabbed him and led all the juniors back out of the house. In the blink of an eye, she was thousands of miles away from this place.

The ensuing war is not something they can interfere with.

"presumptuous!"

"Tang Sanzang, look who I am!"

The woman shouted angrily and transformed into a lamp-burning ancient Buddha with an angry look on her face.

"The lantern is bare, the Maitreya is bare, the poor monk has been waiting for you for a long time!"

Tang Sanzang released his breath and dispersed all the clouds in the sky. Then he took off his belt and threw it into the sky, where it turned into a red sky and blocked a hundred miles in radius.

"Give it to the poor monk!"

The nine-ring tin staff flew out, directly knocking out the two male Bodhisattvas who were hugging each other and squirming on the ground, and fell into the group of Buddhist scriptures.

"what!?"

"Jin Chanzi, have you recovered!?"

There are 24 heavens above the ancient Buddha of Burning Deng, and his face is extremely shocked.

"Golden Cicada!"

"Are you going to rebel!?"

While suppressing the power of the medicine in his body, Maitreya Buddha sacrificed the acquired human seed bag. At this time, he could barely maintain his consciousness and could only exert [-]% of his strength at most.

"Hahahahaha! False Buddhas are in power, and true Buddhas are covered in dust. I want to see how you two bald donkeys have improved in strength after not seeing each other for hundreds of years!"

"Funeral Day!"

In the red field, a battle between the quasi-sages broke out.

……

"Liar, these bald donkeys are deceiving my old pig's feelings!"

Zhu Bajie punched and kicked the two Bodhisattvas and cursed them non-stop.

"Hey, Bajie, please be patient. There are only a few mothers in the Buddhist sect? How can you easily meet him?"

"Buddhism emphasizes the formless. Even if you are a Daluo Jinxian, changing the composition of flesh and blood is not an easy matter? Have you forgotten the Guanyin Bodhisattva that Taoist Cihang turned into?"

"Senior brother has always hated Buddhist bald donkeys. Please don't beat these two bald donkeys to death."

The dragon girl quickly spoke to comfort her.

"Hey! That's all, let Brother Monkey deal with these two bald donkeys."

Zhu Bajie suppressed the anger of being deceived in his heart and kicked the two unconscious Bodhisattvas to the feet of Sun Wukong.

"I am now an enemy of Buddha in the true sense."

Sun Wukong shook his head, took out an embroidery needle from his ear, shook it and turned it into the thickness of a bowl.

(End of this chapter)