After destroying my heels, you still want to travel to the west to learn from me?
Chapter 94 The 94 war ends, the Jade Emperor bears revenge
Chapter 94 94. The war ends, the vengeful Jade Emperor
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Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.
"Hahahaha!"
Seeing the Tathagata Buddha being suppressed by the Five Elements Mountains and being kicked in the nose by Qi Tian, the Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing.
You bastard bald donkey, you pulled the tiger skin of Dao Ancestor and Tiandao to make me cooperate with your plan, but was beaten by the Monkey King until I hid under the table. I lost all face!
Okay now, now it’s finally your turn, you bald ass with thick eyebrows and big eyes!
"Let's go, fellow immortals, the war has ceased. I, the Heavenly Court, shall maintain the peace and stability of the Three Realms."
"Buddhism has always been merciful, sacrificing one's life to feed tigers, and cutting meat to feed eagles. For the sake of peace and stability in the three realms, it seems that even though they have been suppressed, the Buddha of the West is also willing."
The Jade Emperor put down the glass cup in his hand and stood up with a smile on his face.
As soon as these words came out, the entire Lingxiao Palace was silent for a moment, and then a strange expression appeared on the faces of Li Xianban.
No, Great Heavenly Lord, you almost have the word "gloat over misfortune" written on your forehead. Is this really good?
"What the Great Heavenly Lord said makes sense!"
Emperor Zhenwu said in a deep voice.
"Let's go, let's go! We are members of the Heavenly Court and have the responsibility to maintain the peace and stability of the three realms. It is our duty to dissuade the 'compassionate' World Honored One, lest Buddhism and the demon clan go to war, causing the lives of the three realms to be devastated!"
The Barefoot Immortal's face was full of excitement, and he couldn't wait to go to see Tathagata Buddha's jokes.
Tathagata Buddha, a peerless almighty at the pinnacle of quasi-sage, stands at the pinnacle of the three realms in terms of power, status and cultivation strength.
Being able to see such existential jokes makes people feel as happy as drinking ice water in the dog days of summer!
"Hahaha, what the Barefoot Immortal said is very wonderful!"
"Barefoot Immortal, if you can speak, speak more. I like to hear it!"
"After all, the Monkey King is also a supreme god in my heaven. Tathagata Buddha was suppressed by the Monkey King. Our colleagues also have a bright face!"
"Buddhism forcibly converts all living beings, confuses people's hearts, hinders development, and all living beings have been suffering for a long time!"
"To be honest, I have long disliked these bald donkeys..."
I don’t know since when, the gods and gods in heaven gradually became united.
Those gods and gods who used to have both sides, seeing Buddhism continue to lose power, gave up their thoughts that they shouldn't have, and turned to becoming the gods of heaven wholeheartedly.
Both inside and outside the words were disdain for Buddhism and criticism of bald donkeys.
If this kind of scene had happened 500 years ago, it would have been absolutely unimaginable.
The World Honored One of Buddhism was suppressed, and the other Buddhas were also stopped by the powerful demon clan. Naturally, they did not take Bald Donkey seriously.
Even the Peacock Great Ming King Bodhisattva, who has been at the pinnacle of quasi-sage for many years, wanted to help Tathagata Buddha out of trouble, but he was stopped by an unknown man or woman in black and red robes, fighting in the void.
……
"The monkey is so arrogant!"
Tathagata Buddha's face was livid, and he was so ashamed and angry when he saw the hairy thighs that were like pillars of heaven blowing down from the Five Elements Mountain in front of him!
When did he, a dignified leader of Buddhism in the Three Realms, ever receive such humiliation?
A monkey's head that turned into an egg from wetness actually came to his own head and acted recklessly!
"Yo yo yo, isn't this the Buddha of the West? We haven't seen him for 500 years, why have we become so lazy?"
One day, the auspicious mist is flickering, and the five-color auspicious clouds are flying endlessly.
The concubine hangs her palm fan, and the jade girl holds the fairy scarf.
The vicious, palm-facing general; the high-spirited, escorting Xianqing.
I saw the Jade Emperor descending from the sky with the immortal gods from heaven, stepping on the auspicious clouds, floating in the sky one by one, looking down at the Tathagata Buddha with only a bald head exposed below, and pointing.
"Haotian! Journey to the west is God's will. Your heaven operates according to God's will. Why don't you take action quickly?!" Tathagata Buddha ignored the sarcasm in the Jade Emperor's words and instead shouted loudly.
The Peacock Ming King Bodhisattva has not appeared yet, and Amitabha and the Buddhas of the Three Worlds have not moved either. Now he has regarded the Jade Emperor as the last straw.
"Hey, maybe I've been tired recently. I'm a little dizzy and my ears are ringing. I'm so white. Did you hear anything?"
The Jade Emperor reached out and pressed his eyebrows, with a look of distress on his face.
"Your Majesty's concern for the three realms is a blessing to all living beings, but you must also pay attention to your health."
"I didn't hear anything."
Taibai Jinxing said seriously.
The pair of monarchs and ministers sang in harmony, which made Qitian and the others stunned, and their expressions all became strange.
Good guy, is there such an operation?
Not very harmful, but extremely insulting!
"Haotian! I *killed* you!"
Seeing the Jade Emperor teasing him like this, Tathagata Buddha couldn't hold himself any longer and started scolding mode directly.
"Getting back to the subject, the Great Sage Qitian is the Great Sage personally conferred by my Heavenly Court. He has now made outstanding contributions to the peace of the Three Realms, promoted the stability between Beiju Luzhou and Xiniuhezhou, and further deepened the relationship between Buddhism and the Monster Clan and the Dragon Clan. Friendly consultations with high-level officials from both sides..."
"This is a great achievement and should be rewarded!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was rewarded with hundreds of golden flowers, hundreds of bottles of royal wine, hundreds of pills, rare pearls, brocades and other items, which were handed to the Monkey King by Taibai Jinxing.
"Old man, thank you very much, thank you very much!"
Qi Tian withdrew his magical power and transformed into a four-foot-sized body. He jumped up and patted Taibai Jinxing on the shoulder. Then he divided some of the things given by the Jade Emperor and stuffed them into the old man's arms.
Seeing this scene, the veins on Tathagata Buddha's bald head bulged, and he wished he could jump out from under the Five Elements Mountain and have a fierce fight with the Jade Emperor.
Is this a reward for the demon monkey?You are clearly slapping me in the face!
You Haotian, you are so vengeful!
Isn't it because I took the spotlight at the Antian Conference that year and made you lose face?Do you need to remember such a small thing for more than 500 years?
"Well, Kunpeng, Zhulong, and Baize have also made contributions and should be rewarded!"
The Jade Emperor looked around with a warm smile on his face.
These guys can beat Tathagata Buddha so miserably. Even though I have reached the pinnacle of quasi-sage earlier than I did here, there is no need to antagonize them.
The most important thing is that no matter who has trouble with Buddhism, I will be disgusted by this damn bald ass!
"Hahaha, that's how I'm grateful to the Great Heavenly Lord for his kindness!"
"Maintaining the stability of the Three Realms is what I should do. I can't stand the behavior of some bald donkeys who bully the weak and fool the world."
Ancestor Kunpeng laughed loudly and cupped his hands towards the Jade Emperor, but glanced at Tathagata Buddha.
What kind of thing do you dare to come to Beihai and let yourself go wild?Do you really think that my demon race is made of mud?
Now that the Six Paths of Reincarnation and Nuwa Empress have secretly taken action, the situation in the three realms should also change.
Buddhism blocks the way for the demon clan to rise! …
After the war stopped, Qi Tian estimated that it would take hundreds of years to kill Tathagata Buddha, even if he kept grinding through formations.
Immediately after leaving his two sleeping brothers under the care of Ancestor Kunpeng and Ancestor Zhulong, he followed several demon commanders to the secret realm of the demon clan.
(End of this chapter)
……
Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.
"Hahahaha!"
Seeing the Tathagata Buddha being suppressed by the Five Elements Mountains and being kicked in the nose by Qi Tian, the Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing.
You bastard bald donkey, you pulled the tiger skin of Dao Ancestor and Tiandao to make me cooperate with your plan, but was beaten by the Monkey King until I hid under the table. I lost all face!
Okay now, now it’s finally your turn, you bald ass with thick eyebrows and big eyes!
"Let's go, fellow immortals, the war has ceased. I, the Heavenly Court, shall maintain the peace and stability of the Three Realms."
"Buddhism has always been merciful, sacrificing one's life to feed tigers, and cutting meat to feed eagles. For the sake of peace and stability in the three realms, it seems that even though they have been suppressed, the Buddha of the West is also willing."
The Jade Emperor put down the glass cup in his hand and stood up with a smile on his face.
As soon as these words came out, the entire Lingxiao Palace was silent for a moment, and then a strange expression appeared on the faces of Li Xianban.
No, Great Heavenly Lord, you almost have the word "gloat over misfortune" written on your forehead. Is this really good?
"What the Great Heavenly Lord said makes sense!"
Emperor Zhenwu said in a deep voice.
"Let's go, let's go! We are members of the Heavenly Court and have the responsibility to maintain the peace and stability of the three realms. It is our duty to dissuade the 'compassionate' World Honored One, lest Buddhism and the demon clan go to war, causing the lives of the three realms to be devastated!"
The Barefoot Immortal's face was full of excitement, and he couldn't wait to go to see Tathagata Buddha's jokes.
Tathagata Buddha, a peerless almighty at the pinnacle of quasi-sage, stands at the pinnacle of the three realms in terms of power, status and cultivation strength.
Being able to see such existential jokes makes people feel as happy as drinking ice water in the dog days of summer!
"Hahaha, what the Barefoot Immortal said is very wonderful!"
"Barefoot Immortal, if you can speak, speak more. I like to hear it!"
"After all, the Monkey King is also a supreme god in my heaven. Tathagata Buddha was suppressed by the Monkey King. Our colleagues also have a bright face!"
"Buddhism forcibly converts all living beings, confuses people's hearts, hinders development, and all living beings have been suffering for a long time!"
"To be honest, I have long disliked these bald donkeys..."
I don’t know since when, the gods and gods in heaven gradually became united.
Those gods and gods who used to have both sides, seeing Buddhism continue to lose power, gave up their thoughts that they shouldn't have, and turned to becoming the gods of heaven wholeheartedly.
Both inside and outside the words were disdain for Buddhism and criticism of bald donkeys.
If this kind of scene had happened 500 years ago, it would have been absolutely unimaginable.
The World Honored One of Buddhism was suppressed, and the other Buddhas were also stopped by the powerful demon clan. Naturally, they did not take Bald Donkey seriously.
Even the Peacock Great Ming King Bodhisattva, who has been at the pinnacle of quasi-sage for many years, wanted to help Tathagata Buddha out of trouble, but he was stopped by an unknown man or woman in black and red robes, fighting in the void.
……
"The monkey is so arrogant!"
Tathagata Buddha's face was livid, and he was so ashamed and angry when he saw the hairy thighs that were like pillars of heaven blowing down from the Five Elements Mountain in front of him!
When did he, a dignified leader of Buddhism in the Three Realms, ever receive such humiliation?
A monkey's head that turned into an egg from wetness actually came to his own head and acted recklessly!
"Yo yo yo, isn't this the Buddha of the West? We haven't seen him for 500 years, why have we become so lazy?"
One day, the auspicious mist is flickering, and the five-color auspicious clouds are flying endlessly.
The concubine hangs her palm fan, and the jade girl holds the fairy scarf.
The vicious, palm-facing general; the high-spirited, escorting Xianqing.
I saw the Jade Emperor descending from the sky with the immortal gods from heaven, stepping on the auspicious clouds, floating in the sky one by one, looking down at the Tathagata Buddha with only a bald head exposed below, and pointing.
"Haotian! Journey to the west is God's will. Your heaven operates according to God's will. Why don't you take action quickly?!" Tathagata Buddha ignored the sarcasm in the Jade Emperor's words and instead shouted loudly.
The Peacock Ming King Bodhisattva has not appeared yet, and Amitabha and the Buddhas of the Three Worlds have not moved either. Now he has regarded the Jade Emperor as the last straw.
"Hey, maybe I've been tired recently. I'm a little dizzy and my ears are ringing. I'm so white. Did you hear anything?"
The Jade Emperor reached out and pressed his eyebrows, with a look of distress on his face.
"Your Majesty's concern for the three realms is a blessing to all living beings, but you must also pay attention to your health."
"I didn't hear anything."
Taibai Jinxing said seriously.
The pair of monarchs and ministers sang in harmony, which made Qitian and the others stunned, and their expressions all became strange.
Good guy, is there such an operation?
Not very harmful, but extremely insulting!
"Haotian! I *killed* you!"
Seeing the Jade Emperor teasing him like this, Tathagata Buddha couldn't hold himself any longer and started scolding mode directly.
"Getting back to the subject, the Great Sage Qitian is the Great Sage personally conferred by my Heavenly Court. He has now made outstanding contributions to the peace of the Three Realms, promoted the stability between Beiju Luzhou and Xiniuhezhou, and further deepened the relationship between Buddhism and the Monster Clan and the Dragon Clan. Friendly consultations with high-level officials from both sides..."
"This is a great achievement and should be rewarded!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was rewarded with hundreds of golden flowers, hundreds of bottles of royal wine, hundreds of pills, rare pearls, brocades and other items, which were handed to the Monkey King by Taibai Jinxing.
"Old man, thank you very much, thank you very much!"
Qi Tian withdrew his magical power and transformed into a four-foot-sized body. He jumped up and patted Taibai Jinxing on the shoulder. Then he divided some of the things given by the Jade Emperor and stuffed them into the old man's arms.
Seeing this scene, the veins on Tathagata Buddha's bald head bulged, and he wished he could jump out from under the Five Elements Mountain and have a fierce fight with the Jade Emperor.
Is this a reward for the demon monkey?You are clearly slapping me in the face!
You Haotian, you are so vengeful!
Isn't it because I took the spotlight at the Antian Conference that year and made you lose face?Do you need to remember such a small thing for more than 500 years?
"Well, Kunpeng, Zhulong, and Baize have also made contributions and should be rewarded!"
The Jade Emperor looked around with a warm smile on his face.
These guys can beat Tathagata Buddha so miserably. Even though I have reached the pinnacle of quasi-sage earlier than I did here, there is no need to antagonize them.
The most important thing is that no matter who has trouble with Buddhism, I will be disgusted by this damn bald ass!
"Hahaha, that's how I'm grateful to the Great Heavenly Lord for his kindness!"
"Maintaining the stability of the Three Realms is what I should do. I can't stand the behavior of some bald donkeys who bully the weak and fool the world."
Ancestor Kunpeng laughed loudly and cupped his hands towards the Jade Emperor, but glanced at Tathagata Buddha.
What kind of thing do you dare to come to Beihai and let yourself go wild?Do you really think that my demon race is made of mud?
Now that the Six Paths of Reincarnation and Nuwa Empress have secretly taken action, the situation in the three realms should also change.
Buddhism blocks the way for the demon clan to rise! …
After the war stopped, Qi Tian estimated that it would take hundreds of years to kill Tathagata Buddha, even if he kept grinding through formations.
Immediately after leaving his two sleeping brothers under the care of Ancestor Kunpeng and Ancestor Zhulong, he followed several demon commanders to the secret realm of the demon clan.
(End of this chapter)
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