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Chapter 126 Jiang Liu, your grandma’s
Chapter 126 Jiang Liu, your grandma’s
In May 2002, the land of China transformed from being covered in silver to being lush and full of flowers.
Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are full of vitality, but the Chinese film market is as sluggish as ever.
Since the Lunar New Year holiday, the two comedy movies "Big Shot" and "Mobile Phone" have been withdrawn from cinemas.
In the past three months, only one Hollywood movie "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" has achieved a box office of more than 5000 million in the national film market.
However, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" is still an old movie imported from Hollywood that was released last year.
China has joined the WTO, and imported films have increased from 10 to 20 per year, but this does not seem to have boosted Chinese people's enthusiasm for watching movies.
The performance of the Chinese film market is dismal, and the domestic films at this time are either main theme films that the audience does not like.
Either they are in the midst of intense production, or they are confidently waiting for the best time of the year - the Lunar New Year movie.
Under this circumstance, TV series have become a tool for entertainment and pastime for most people across the country.
In 2002, the Chinese TV drama market was still booming.
"The Granary of the World" and "The Passionate Years" are the main themes of CCTV.
"Liu Laogen" with a strong Northeastern style.
The sitcom "Story of the Cooking Class" starring several starring actors from "Wulin Gaiden".
Mainland China's first time-travel comedy "Love Through Time and Space".
Family ethics drama "Don't Talk to Strangers".
Fantasy drama "The Storm".
Criminal investigation drama "Black Hole".
Youth idol drama "Talent and Beauty".
"Xiao Shiyilang", "Xia Ke Xing", "Once Upon a Time in Youth", "Young County Prince".
Too many high-quality dramas have occupied the attention of ordinary people.
[Holding the blood-drenched sword of the setting sun in the hand, the cold moon frost-condensing knife is in the heart]
[A stunning view of the mountains, a little man’s journey through the world]
[Holding the blood-drenched sword of the setting sun in the hand, the cold moon frost-condensing knife is in the heart]
At night, in Rong City, Sichuan Province, there was a cramped rental house made of wooden boards.
As the episode "Across the Rivers and Lakes" from "Xia Ke Xing" played, Gu Gao sat up from the bed in an extremely excited mood.
Since the launch of "Xia Ke Xing" on the Literary Channel of Sichuan TV Station, Gu Gao has not missed an episode. He is completely fascinated by "Xi Ke Xing" and feels itchy every day if he doesn't watch it.
The fight scene that was being played on the TV at the moment [The dog tied his left hand and fought with one hand against Taoist Wu Tianxu in the bamboo forest] was the most exciting scene Gu Gao had ever seen so far.
"clang clang"
"bang"
"boom"
Among the singers who are bold and full of charlatanism, they watch the flying dogs and Taoist Chongxu.
Looking at the giant bamboo split into two pieces.
Seeing the explosion caused by internal force and the stunned expressions of the onlookers, Gu Gao rubbed his hands with excitement and lit a cigarette for himself.
"呲呲呲"
"I'm rough!"
Even when he was lighting a cigarette, Gu Gao's eyes never left the screen, so the moment the large snowflakes appeared, he screamed.
"Dry!"
Gu Gao threw off the quilt and got out of bed in a hurry, patting the old black and white TV's big butt wildly.
Unfortunately, God failed to fulfill his wish, and the snowflakes on the screen became denser. Now, no one could even be seen, only the sound of "cracking" could be heard.
Gu Gao ran out of the room angrily and yelled: "Landlord, change the direction of the antenna, damn, the signal is too bad, I can't watch the TV."
After calling several times, the landlord stuck his head out from upstairs and said angrily: "Change the channel, it's pitch black, and it's raining. Are you going to get an antenna on the roof, are you going to kill me?"
Gu Gao quit: "I'm halfway through "Xia Ke Xing". Please open the door and I'll go up by myself."
"It's too late. I'm going to bed. I'll do it tomorrow. What if I don't have to watch one TV episode?" The landlord slammed the door and closed the door.
Gu Gao's eyes were on fire and he was going crazy.
These days, the viewing signal is not good, and his black and white TV receives relatively fewer channels.
I finally found a TV series that I loved to watch. I kept following it and kept following it. When I got to the most exciting episode, it ended with a "pop".
My heart suddenly became hopeless.Gu Gao doesn't know if he has obsessive-compulsive disorder.
In short, he was incompetent and furious for a while in front of the landlord's house. When he returned to the rental house, "Xia Ke Xing" had become an advertisement.
"Landlord, I'll draw up your proposal."
Gu angrily turned the channel button on the black and white TV until a clearer image appeared on the TV.
The image on the screen was a bit scary.
It was a pitch-black night outside. In the night, light shone through the glass of the room, and at the same time, a black head beside the glass window was reflected.
At the same time, a low voice-over came out:
[The old man moved into his new house, only to find that the terrifying nightmare had just begun. The lights in the second and a half small building were on frequently before midnight. Was it a curse from the dead, or was the house built on a tomb by mistake? 】
Gu Gao subconsciously glanced at the small window of the rental house, restrained his anger, and climbed into bed.
[At 9 o'clock that night, the old couple packed up their clothes in the back room and went back to their room to sleep. Later in the night, when Uncle Zhang got up to drink water due to thirst, he found that the lights in the back room were on. 】
[Uncle Zhang didn’t think much about it, thinking that his wife forgot to turn off the lights after putting away the clothes. His wife also vaguely thought that he didn’t turn off the lights when he left. 】
[But the next night, when Aunt Wang got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, she saw the light in the back room turn on again. The old couple argued and went to sleep. 】
[But on the third night, the old couple couldn't sit still because they made sure they turned off the lights before going to bed, but the lights in the back room were still on. 】
Gu Gao couldn't help but glance at the only small window in the house again, and then said to himself: "Stealing something?"
The next moment, a voice-over came:
【Is he a thief?The old couple searched carefully inside and outside the house and found not even a needle was missing. 】
[Uncle Zhang, who did not believe in evil, decided to personally guard the room at night to see who was playing tricks. In the middle of the night, when he was drowsy, the light came on with a "pop" sound.]
"I'm rough."
Under the covers, Gu Gao, who was clenching his fists and concentrating, was startled by the sudden light on the screen.
By now, he had almost forgotten that not long ago, he was furious because he missed the most exciting episode of "The Knight Rider".
I wish I could curse the landlord to death.
[Uncle Zhang is not superstitious. The next day, he carefully checked the wiring in the house and invited college students from the village. Finally, the two of them concluded that there was nothing abnormal about the wiring in the house. 】
[But why do the lights in the house come on frequently in the middle of the night? 】
Gu Gao slipped under the quilt and made a hissing sound.
[Aunt Wang personally explained that when she was building a house, her throat suddenly became inflamed and edematous, and she never recovered. 】
[And the new house was the homestead of her late uncle's family. She thought it was her uncle's revenge, so she and her wife immediately went to his grave to burn paper. 】
[I thought the matter would calm down, but the lights in the back room turned on again that night. As time went by, the old couple was already exhausted. 】
[The next day, Uncle Wang, who did not believe in evil, finally found a "Taoist priest". He shouted incomprehensible spells and stabbed randomly on the bed with scissors. 】
[Finally, a piece of talisman paper was taken out. The Taoist priest informed them that it was successful and asked them to spend 600 yuan to eliminate the disaster. The old couple had already been frightened by the Taoist priest's manipulations and hurriedly handed over the money. 】
[As expected, the problem was still unresolved. The couple was completely desperate. Uncle Zhang simply turned off the electric switch and switched to kerosene lamps. 】
Gu Gao didn't know how many times he looked at the only window in the room and the dim light bulb above his head that was covered with spider silk.
Even though he covered himself tightly, he still felt a chill on the exposed back of his neck.
"bang bang bang"
"Ah" Gu Gao suddenly stood up and looked at the figure outside the window with fear.
"What's the ghost calling? The rain has stopped. Let's see if the station you mentioned can be received."
"I got it." Gu Gao said softly, but in his heart he cursed the landlord outside the window: "Landlord, don't you know that I'm roughing your uncle, you're scary, you're scared to death?"
Zhang Tengyue: "Things remained stagnant until April 4, when the "Approaching Science" column team invited employees from the Municipal Power Supply Bureau. After many investigations, they finally found out the truth about the 'ghost call'."
"Hey, it turns out that one of the screws in the switch that controls the light bulb is loose, causing poor contact."
Gu Gao, who had been standing on the bed after the landlord left, was stunned.
This crappy show lasted for more than 30 minutes, and he was also scared for 30 minutes. The terrifying music, atmosphere, and voice-over were so exaggerated that he almost wet his crotch.
Finally told him that the switch screw was loose?
"I lost my mother."
Gu Gao was completely speechless. He had never been so scared, angry, or unlucky in his life, and it all happened to him this night.
After turning off the lights and covering himself with a quilt, Gu Gao felt completely unwell. His mind was filled with images from "The Ghost Call".
At the same time, some people on the Internet criticized the launch of a new issue of "Access to Science".
Unlike Gu Gao, people on the Internet have more information channels and their criticisms are more targeted.
["Approaching Science" planner Jiang Liu, your grandma's son has no butthole! 】
(End of this chapter)
In May 2002, the land of China transformed from being covered in silver to being lush and full of flowers.
Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are full of vitality, but the Chinese film market is as sluggish as ever.
Since the Lunar New Year holiday, the two comedy movies "Big Shot" and "Mobile Phone" have been withdrawn from cinemas.
In the past three months, only one Hollywood movie "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" has achieved a box office of more than 5000 million in the national film market.
However, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" is still an old movie imported from Hollywood that was released last year.
China has joined the WTO, and imported films have increased from 10 to 20 per year, but this does not seem to have boosted Chinese people's enthusiasm for watching movies.
The performance of the Chinese film market is dismal, and the domestic films at this time are either main theme films that the audience does not like.
Either they are in the midst of intense production, or they are confidently waiting for the best time of the year - the Lunar New Year movie.
Under this circumstance, TV series have become a tool for entertainment and pastime for most people across the country.
In 2002, the Chinese TV drama market was still booming.
"The Granary of the World" and "The Passionate Years" are the main themes of CCTV.
"Liu Laogen" with a strong Northeastern style.
The sitcom "Story of the Cooking Class" starring several starring actors from "Wulin Gaiden".
Mainland China's first time-travel comedy "Love Through Time and Space".
Family ethics drama "Don't Talk to Strangers".
Fantasy drama "The Storm".
Criminal investigation drama "Black Hole".
Youth idol drama "Talent and Beauty".
"Xiao Shiyilang", "Xia Ke Xing", "Once Upon a Time in Youth", "Young County Prince".
Too many high-quality dramas have occupied the attention of ordinary people.
[Holding the blood-drenched sword of the setting sun in the hand, the cold moon frost-condensing knife is in the heart]
[A stunning view of the mountains, a little man’s journey through the world]
[Holding the blood-drenched sword of the setting sun in the hand, the cold moon frost-condensing knife is in the heart]
At night, in Rong City, Sichuan Province, there was a cramped rental house made of wooden boards.
As the episode "Across the Rivers and Lakes" from "Xia Ke Xing" played, Gu Gao sat up from the bed in an extremely excited mood.
Since the launch of "Xia Ke Xing" on the Literary Channel of Sichuan TV Station, Gu Gao has not missed an episode. He is completely fascinated by "Xi Ke Xing" and feels itchy every day if he doesn't watch it.
The fight scene that was being played on the TV at the moment [The dog tied his left hand and fought with one hand against Taoist Wu Tianxu in the bamboo forest] was the most exciting scene Gu Gao had ever seen so far.
"clang clang"
"bang"
"boom"
Among the singers who are bold and full of charlatanism, they watch the flying dogs and Taoist Chongxu.
Looking at the giant bamboo split into two pieces.
Seeing the explosion caused by internal force and the stunned expressions of the onlookers, Gu Gao rubbed his hands with excitement and lit a cigarette for himself.
"呲呲呲"
"I'm rough!"
Even when he was lighting a cigarette, Gu Gao's eyes never left the screen, so the moment the large snowflakes appeared, he screamed.
"Dry!"
Gu Gao threw off the quilt and got out of bed in a hurry, patting the old black and white TV's big butt wildly.
Unfortunately, God failed to fulfill his wish, and the snowflakes on the screen became denser. Now, no one could even be seen, only the sound of "cracking" could be heard.
Gu Gao ran out of the room angrily and yelled: "Landlord, change the direction of the antenna, damn, the signal is too bad, I can't watch the TV."
After calling several times, the landlord stuck his head out from upstairs and said angrily: "Change the channel, it's pitch black, and it's raining. Are you going to get an antenna on the roof, are you going to kill me?"
Gu Gao quit: "I'm halfway through "Xia Ke Xing". Please open the door and I'll go up by myself."
"It's too late. I'm going to bed. I'll do it tomorrow. What if I don't have to watch one TV episode?" The landlord slammed the door and closed the door.
Gu Gao's eyes were on fire and he was going crazy.
These days, the viewing signal is not good, and his black and white TV receives relatively fewer channels.
I finally found a TV series that I loved to watch. I kept following it and kept following it. When I got to the most exciting episode, it ended with a "pop".
My heart suddenly became hopeless.Gu Gao doesn't know if he has obsessive-compulsive disorder.
In short, he was incompetent and furious for a while in front of the landlord's house. When he returned to the rental house, "Xia Ke Xing" had become an advertisement.
"Landlord, I'll draw up your proposal."
Gu angrily turned the channel button on the black and white TV until a clearer image appeared on the TV.
The image on the screen was a bit scary.
It was a pitch-black night outside. In the night, light shone through the glass of the room, and at the same time, a black head beside the glass window was reflected.
At the same time, a low voice-over came out:
[The old man moved into his new house, only to find that the terrifying nightmare had just begun. The lights in the second and a half small building were on frequently before midnight. Was it a curse from the dead, or was the house built on a tomb by mistake? 】
Gu Gao subconsciously glanced at the small window of the rental house, restrained his anger, and climbed into bed.
[At 9 o'clock that night, the old couple packed up their clothes in the back room and went back to their room to sleep. Later in the night, when Uncle Zhang got up to drink water due to thirst, he found that the lights in the back room were on. 】
[Uncle Zhang didn’t think much about it, thinking that his wife forgot to turn off the lights after putting away the clothes. His wife also vaguely thought that he didn’t turn off the lights when he left. 】
[But the next night, when Aunt Wang got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, she saw the light in the back room turn on again. The old couple argued and went to sleep. 】
[But on the third night, the old couple couldn't sit still because they made sure they turned off the lights before going to bed, but the lights in the back room were still on. 】
Gu Gao couldn't help but glance at the only small window in the house again, and then said to himself: "Stealing something?"
The next moment, a voice-over came:
【Is he a thief?The old couple searched carefully inside and outside the house and found not even a needle was missing. 】
[Uncle Zhang, who did not believe in evil, decided to personally guard the room at night to see who was playing tricks. In the middle of the night, when he was drowsy, the light came on with a "pop" sound.]
"I'm rough."
Under the covers, Gu Gao, who was clenching his fists and concentrating, was startled by the sudden light on the screen.
By now, he had almost forgotten that not long ago, he was furious because he missed the most exciting episode of "The Knight Rider".
I wish I could curse the landlord to death.
[Uncle Zhang is not superstitious. The next day, he carefully checked the wiring in the house and invited college students from the village. Finally, the two of them concluded that there was nothing abnormal about the wiring in the house. 】
[But why do the lights in the house come on frequently in the middle of the night? 】
Gu Gao slipped under the quilt and made a hissing sound.
[Aunt Wang personally explained that when she was building a house, her throat suddenly became inflamed and edematous, and she never recovered. 】
[And the new house was the homestead of her late uncle's family. She thought it was her uncle's revenge, so she and her wife immediately went to his grave to burn paper. 】
[I thought the matter would calm down, but the lights in the back room turned on again that night. As time went by, the old couple was already exhausted. 】
[The next day, Uncle Wang, who did not believe in evil, finally found a "Taoist priest". He shouted incomprehensible spells and stabbed randomly on the bed with scissors. 】
[Finally, a piece of talisman paper was taken out. The Taoist priest informed them that it was successful and asked them to spend 600 yuan to eliminate the disaster. The old couple had already been frightened by the Taoist priest's manipulations and hurriedly handed over the money. 】
[As expected, the problem was still unresolved. The couple was completely desperate. Uncle Zhang simply turned off the electric switch and switched to kerosene lamps. 】
Gu Gao didn't know how many times he looked at the only window in the room and the dim light bulb above his head that was covered with spider silk.
Even though he covered himself tightly, he still felt a chill on the exposed back of his neck.
"bang bang bang"
"Ah" Gu Gao suddenly stood up and looked at the figure outside the window with fear.
"What's the ghost calling? The rain has stopped. Let's see if the station you mentioned can be received."
"I got it." Gu Gao said softly, but in his heart he cursed the landlord outside the window: "Landlord, don't you know that I'm roughing your uncle, you're scary, you're scared to death?"
Zhang Tengyue: "Things remained stagnant until April 4, when the "Approaching Science" column team invited employees from the Municipal Power Supply Bureau. After many investigations, they finally found out the truth about the 'ghost call'."
"Hey, it turns out that one of the screws in the switch that controls the light bulb is loose, causing poor contact."
Gu Gao, who had been standing on the bed after the landlord left, was stunned.
This crappy show lasted for more than 30 minutes, and he was also scared for 30 minutes. The terrifying music, atmosphere, and voice-over were so exaggerated that he almost wet his crotch.
Finally told him that the switch screw was loose?
"I lost my mother."
Gu Gao was completely speechless. He had never been so scared, angry, or unlucky in his life, and it all happened to him this night.
After turning off the lights and covering himself with a quilt, Gu Gao felt completely unwell. His mind was filled with images from "The Ghost Call".
At the same time, some people on the Internet criticized the launch of a new issue of "Access to Science".
Unlike Gu Gao, people on the Internet have more information channels and their criticisms are more targeted.
["Approaching Science" planner Jiang Liu, your grandma's son has no butthole! 】
(End of this chapter)
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