China Entertainment 2000.

Chapter 142
"At night, a couple was getting ready to make love."

"Suddenly the wife farted, which affected the husband's mood and he stopped acting."

"The wife asked: Why doesn't your husband just go straight in with a gun?"

"The husband said in a waning mood: Hearing the sound of cannons, he was afraid of an ambush, so he temporarily changed the battle plan."

night.

The master bedroom of Jiang House.

After Jiang Liu and Li Xin fell in love for the first time, Jiang Liu hugged the beautiful lady who was as soft as mud and could not bear to fight again and told jokes.

Li Xun rolled her eyes at Jiang Liu charmingly: "You are an artist after all, so what kind of books do you read?"

Jiang Liu said without shame: "Art is very inclusive. Jokes and swear words are also part of art. There should be no discrimination."

Green and white fingertips caressed Jiang Liu's broad chest, but the love in his movements could not make Li Xian forget his personal understanding: "You are so unreasonable. How can swearing be part of art?"

"If you don't believe it, then let me test you. Find a word that can perfectly describe anger, very angry."

"Well, there are a lot of them."

Transferring her delicate fingertips to Jiang Liu's face with her chest, Li Xin tapped Jiang Liu's lower lip and read: "I am furious, I am furious, I am furious, I am furious."

She said several idioms in succession, but Jiang Liu shook his head frequently with a noncommittal look on his face.

"Then let me tell you something." Li Xin pinched Jiang Liu's cheeks angrily.

"All the idioms you say are not as good as a curse word. Damn it. How about it? You can feel the anger right away."

"Hmph, ridiculous."

It sounded like that. Li Xi couldn't refute it for a while, so he had to pretend to be an ostrich and bury his head in Jiang Liu's chest.

Jiang Liu smiled and pressed the quilt in the room, jokingly saying: "This is my first time, and I can't bear to be ravaged. Let's just sleep peacefully."

"Humph"

The next day.

Jiang Liu's biological clock restarted, and after getting out of bed first to wash up, he performed a round of Baji Quan in the yard.

He knows a lot of messy boxing techniques, which are of little use in actual combat. It is more effective to use them for physical exercise.

Jiang Shengli was curious: "Where did you learn this?"

"There are many people practicing in the Temple of Heaven Park. Dad, if you want to learn from me, I will teach you. Regular practice is good for your health."

"Pull him down, you shouldn't be laughed at by your neighbors when you practice boxing at home. There are many people practicing in the morning in the capital. That's because you have money, and you don't have to go to work, so you are free!"

Jiang Shengli took a sip of tea and walked out of the yard with Shi Shiran behind his back.

"Dad, don't go too far. There are many cars in the capital, so be careful."

"I'm not two hundred and fifty, can I still lose it?"

After the family finished breakfast, Zhou Guoshan and Li Yong stood up to say goodbye. They both had their own affairs and had no time to spare even during the National Day holiday.

The same is true for river flows.

He and Li Yan originally planned to take advantage of the National Day holiday to take the two families to visit the scenic spots and historic sites in the capital. Before they could put down their jobs, Yu Dong came again, saying that he had found some music and contacted the band.

Jiang Liu had no choice but to hand over the tour guide task to Li Xin, and he and Yu Dong went to Baihua Hutong.

Baihua Hutong, located in Shichahai, has always been known as the most artistic alley in the capital.

There is also a poignant love story circulating deep among the flowers.

It is said that she is an old woman in an alley, waiting for her husband to return from the war.

But her husband has died on the battlefield and will never be able to see the old lady again.

The lyrics in the song "BJ Night", "The depths of the flowers are waiting for those who return from the battle" describe this love.

Because of this love, Baihua Hutong became the most popular place for China's first rock singers in the 90s, and the famous Baihua Recording Studio was born.

Familiar songs such as "Let the World Be Full of Love", "Dream Back to the Tang Dynasty" and "Sister" come from Baihua Deep, the largest and oldest Baihua Recording Studio in the capital.

After getting off the bus near Room 16, Yu Dong led Jiang Liu straight to Baihua Recording Studio.

"Who did you invite to those who were anxious to light the fire?"

"Dou Wei doesn't want to do it. Do you know Zhang Yadong?"

Jiang Liu was speechless: "Aren't they doing rock music?"

Yu Dong wondered: "Didn't you say that the soundtrack should be exciting and majestic?" "Do you have any misunderstanding about majesty? Forget it, let's take a look at Baihua first."

The most ideal soundtrack for "Pirates" is obviously the song used by Captain Jack Sparrow to save the scene at critical moments in the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean".

"Pirates" can steal the show with this song, and it will at least have a 0.5% chance of winning at the box office.

But Jiang Liu couldn't compose music, so he could only look to domestic composers.

"Hey, Jiang Liu?"

"What are you talking about?"

When Baihua Recording Studio met Gao Yuanyuan who was about to come out, Jiang Liu couldn't help but said in surprise: "Is the filming of "Eternal Dragon Sword" finished? Are you coming to the recording studio to record songs?"

"After the shooting, I'll just take a walk." Gao Yuanyuan responded uncomfortably.

In the past two years, she has had "Wulin Gaiden" first, and then "Men and Women", and her acting career has been booming.

As she became famous, the company repeatedly issued orders to block her relationship, forcing her to hide it underground, but Jiang Liu inexplicably broke it.

Jiang Liu glanced at Zhang Yadong, who was silent and looked decadent.

Then he looked at Gao Yuanyuan, who looked embarrassed and shy, and grinned meaningfully at Gao Yuanyuan.

Yi Xin is relatively loose in controlling the romantic relationships of artists. Everyone has seven emotions and six desires, and only those who are free will ask others to be ruthless on weekdays.

Therefore, even if Jiang Liu broke up the relationship between Gao Yuanyuan and Zhang Yadong, he only regarded it as a spice in life.

Gao Yuanyuan understood this and raised his chin at Jiang Liu with a smile.

There is no such thing as a male best friend these days.

Otherwise, she will inevitably develop Jiang Liu into a best friend to prove the friendship between the two that they have established since "Wulin Gaiden".

However, Zhang Yadong didn't see it that way. He looked at the two of them as if they were flirting.

He seemed to feel as if someone had slapped a green hat on his forehead.

Yu Dongze has gone crazy. Except for the movie "Pirates", he doesn't care about anything, any gossip, and he doesn't care about Jiang Liu cuckolding people. He simply interrupted: "Teacher Zhang, I won't introduce Director Jiang. Can you Can’t we listen to the soundtrack?”

Zhang Yadong buried his head and gathered the sweater on his body, and said coldly: "The time is too short, it's not done yet."

Jiang Liu shrugged: "I actually want to hum a piece. Can you compose the music according to the tune I hum?"

Jiang Liu can't compose or sing, but he can hum.

His requirements are not high, just cut off the beginning and end of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" song and create a climax score of 30 to [-] seconds, or even more than ten seconds. Whether the song is complete or not is not important.

"Can you compose music?" Zhang Yadong asked.

"will not."

"You know an instrument?"

Jiang Liu frowned: "No."

"Do you know music theory?"

Jiang Liu felt a little unhappy: "No, what's wrong? You can't even hum?"

"Then why are you humming?"

Zhang Yadong glanced at Jiang Liu with disdain and said to his host: "Either leave the composition to me, or let him hum in a self-righteous way and pretend to be a big-tailed wolf!"

Jiang Liu was stunned. In the past two years, no one had refuted him in person, let alone scolded him in person.

Furthermore, did he pay someone to compose music, or did he pay someone to scold him?
He spent money, but in the end he couldn't even give a single opinion?
Are all domestic songwriters so unique?
so crazy?
"Are you really sick? What are you pretending to be? People who don't know think you have scored the best film at the Oscars and won the best soundtrack award, you are stupid!"

"Yu Dong, let's go. Without Butcher Zhang, can we still eat pigs with hair on them?"

Yu Dong was also a little confused. It was just a piece of music together, how could it develop into a direct confrontation?

"Who are you talking about butcher?" Zhang Yadong, who was holding fire in his heart, shook off Gao Yuanyuan and said vigorously.

Jiang Liu rolled up his sleeves and said with a sneer on his face: "What's wrong with me just scolding you? Why, you still want to get started? If you dare to touch me with a finger, see if I can beat you to paralysis."

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became tense. Yu Dong hurriedly grabbed Jiang Liu and said, "Let's go, Mr. Jiang, stop talking. Business cannot be done without mercy."

"What a hell, I was scolded for being innocent so early in the morning. Damn it, I'll ask Baihua Recording Studio after the festival if it will be sold. If it is sold, I'll buy it and drive this idiot away even if I don't make any money."

Jiang Liu deliberately disgusted humanity before leaving.

(End of this chapter)