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Chapter 146 "Pirates" is particularly interesting

No. 8, Ancestral Street, Rong City, Sichuan Province.

The overcrowded Sichuan Cinema and the long queue to buy tickets made Gu Gao hesitate.

The large number of people is not the point.

The key point is the expensive ticket price of 25 yuan a ticket.

He loves watching movies.

I remember that when I was studying, there was a family in their village with better economic conditions who bought a rare thing for their home - a VCD.

Every dinner time, this family would move the VCD and TV to the open-air balcony on the second floor and play some Hong Kong martial arts discs while eating.

Hong Kong movies such as "Fist of Heroes", "Plan A", "Five Lucky Stars", "The Swordsman", "Once Upon a Time", "The Champion Su Qi'er" have attracted countless villagers to this family.

At that time, they were a bunch of teenagers who often rushed to get a good viewing position, neglecting homework and dinner at home.

Despite the sweaty weather and hungry stomach, I wanted to watch a movie. The enthusiasm for watching movies was blazing and high.

Today, Gu Gao is a little hesitant.

His monthly salary is only over 400 yuan, and spending 25 yuan to watch a movie is too luxurious.

Gu Gao was still hesitating when a shout suddenly sounded in the cinema, "Hey, if you buy the movie ticket for "Pirates", you will get a free toothbrush. One toothbrush for each ticket."

Gu Gao's eyes showed disdain, and the toothbrush costing a few cents was not real.

He really spent 25 yuan to buy a ticket, and naturally his first choice was "Hero" starring Li Lianlian, which left a deep mark on his childhood memories.

"Brother, did you watch "Pirates" directed by Jiang Liu? Is "Pirates" good? Is it like the garbage movie that many people say?"

Gu Gao, who was away from the two teams, straightened his ears.

The young man who had just walked out of the cinema said cheerfully: ""Pirates" is quite funny. Many people burst out laughing while watching it. If you stand in the front row, you can hear the laughter inside."

"I heard many people say that "Pirates" is a cartoon?"

"There is a little bit of animation, and it doesn't take more than 2 minutes. Even including the animation part, I personally think "Pirates" is better than "Heroes"."

"Thank you, brother!"

The young man from Sheniu at the end of the "Hero" team thanked the passers-by and promptly stopped another young man in his 30s: "Brother, is "Hero" starring Li Lianlian good?"

The young man said expressionlessly: "It's okay, better than ordinary martial arts movies."

"Thank you bro!"

After thanking the young man from Sheniu, he rushed to the end of the "Pirates" team with a "chirp" sound.

Gu Gao, who pays close attention to the young people in Sheniu, is thoughtful.

Two passers-by, the former was beaming.

The latter had a cold expression.

The excitement of "Pirates" and "Heroes" seems self-evident.

In addition, why does the word "Jiang Liu" sound so familiar, but I can't remember it for a while.

Perplexed, Gu Gao couldn't help but go to the young man from Sheniu and asked out of curiosity: "Who is this young master Jiang Liu?"

"Director of 'Pirates'."

Gu Gao still didn't know why. Just when he was about to ask again, the young man from Sheniu gritted his teeth and said: "I'm so serious. The thought of "Approaching Science" was anticlimactic and frightened me so much. I still have to watch "Pirates", and I thought in my heart Just pull it out and pull it out."

"Were you also scared by "Approaching Science"? Jiang Liu's "Approaching Science"?"

"Yeah, I watch every issue, and I'm scared every time, it's like a river of donkey balls."

Gu Gao's mood suddenly became brighter, and he stood together with the stranger who had the same problem.

After a long wait, Gu Gao entered the "Pirates" hall and began to laugh at the seasick bandit brother with many other viewers.

Complain about the animation carried by the river in the movie.

They were also attracted by the plot of the movie.

The whale swallowed the jade seal, and Zhu Yuanzhang sent the eunuch of Korea to secretly summon the leader of the Baimao pirates in order to save Xiang Shang's head.

For the sake of his personal future, the pirate leader decided to use the heads of seven pirate members including Black Pearl to pay the certificate of nomination.

The bandit brother overheard the whale swallowing the jade seal, and the leader and the court were so dirty that he stole the boat at night and fled, joining the bandit gang.Ruyue kills Baimao in order to protect Black Pearl and the brothers.

Baimao fled into the sea, and with the help of the eunuch who announced the decree, he regrouped and went to sea to look for Ruyue and Whale.

Just when Baimao was so proud and thought that the official ship under his feet was the fastest ship in the world, a small boat flew past the official ship like an arrow.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"This is so funny."

"The director is really a genius!"

"Wow haha, this ship is as fast as a missile, the white-haired man is stupid."

"Oh, I burst into tears laughing. The bandit gang is full of talents from top to bottom. They treat sharks as whales and are dragged away by sharks."

The young man from Sheniu shook his nose and shouted at Gu Gaole.

Gu Gao wiped the tears of laughter from the corner of his eyes and nodded with sincerity. Ever since he followed the bandit brother ashore from the perspective of the movie, the laughter in the screening room has never stopped.

A self-defeating disaster.

The bandits are disdainful and ignorant of the size of whales.

There is also a scene where the bandit leader hits the shark with a harpoon, causing the entire boat to be dragged by the shark and drifting at high speed on the sea level, which makes everyone almost unable to stand up straight.

The shark was so exhausted that he didn't find the jade seal. The bandit boy, forgetting to eat and fight, started nagging again: "I told you this is a shark, not a whale. The whale is bigger."

"My little brother, I want you to be the second in command and continue to lead us to find whales."

The bandit leader's inducement had a significant effect. The seasick bandit brother once again led everyone to board the boat and go to sea.

Soon they all lay down because of boredom, chatting with each other about the beautiful life after whales. The boat floated with the waves between the two big ships Ruyue and Baimao.

"Ha ha."

"Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing."

The sound of gunfire between the two ships, Ruyue and Baimao, woke up the bandits. "Brother, who are you helping?" one of the bandits asked.

"Nonsense, help the beauty."

The bandit leader led his men to jump off the boat, but the monk played by Jiang Chao fell asleep and floated away with the boat.

After Ruyue's defeat, the bandit leader played by Sayi immediately changed his ways, but he was caught after he failed to disguise himself.

Baimao gave an order, and the bandit leader and Ruyue were tied to the sea.

When the two were about to die, a whale appeared and took them to an unknown island, leading to several ridiculous plots between men and women, such as standing in the sea and peeing.

At dawn, when the hero and heroine are helpless to defend the island, the ship floating away with the monk appears. The hero and heroine join hands to save their companions, the captured whale, and kill the white-haired pirate to the music of "She's a Pirate".

A red sun rose above the sea.

In the red sun, while the bandit brother was vomiting, he asked the bandit leader: "Master, let's quickly find land and start a promising career as a bandit?"

"Brother, we will become the greatest pirates in the world!"

"vomit"

The stupid and stupid bandit leader with no strength value played by Sayi spread out a sea chart and said proudly facing the red sun.

【Jiang Liu's works】

The young man from Sheniu stood up with a smile on his face, stretched out a long stretch, and exclaimed: "Finally finished reading, I laughed so hard!"

"This movie is indeed pretty good. It's more interesting than many Hong Kong movies."

"Hong Kong movies are cliche. They just shoot and fight, which is boring. "Pirates" is a kind of movie that I have never seen before. It's so good! I'll watch it again in two days."

Gu Gao and Gu Gao kept communicating while walking.

Everyone who watched "Pirates" was just like them, chattering and recalling the funny plot in "Pirates".

"Brother, did you watch "Pirates"? Is "Pirates" good? Many people say it's not good. Is it true or not?"

The young man from Sheniu patted his chest and said, "Believe me, "Pirates" is very good!"

　Many people have not watched "Pirates", and the plot has been greatly changed by me, so I wrote it in more detail.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)