Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?
Chapter 117 Advantages of Immortal Cultivators
Chapter 117 Advantages of Immortal Cultivators
"Fuck, the reborn one can't compare to the son of destiny!"
Gu Yuan walked out of the dormitory and couldn't help but curse.
Sometimes it's like this with Golden Flower. There's always one company whose cards are quite mediocre, but they can always win until the end.Obviously the opponent is the lucky one in this card game, but every time someone comes to the table or leaves, the cards start to get worse.
He had just played a trick, and it was exposed.
"Next time I'll be more subtle."
Gu Yuan thought to himself that he was careless and didn't look at his opponent's cards.
Afternoon, exam.
Night self-study and exam.
After school ended, there was another burst of cheers in the classroom.
Gu Yuan rode home leisurely, and the old couple were still watching TV in the store watching TV.
Lao Gu was holding the remote control and watching the international news on CCTV [-]. When he heard the noise, he nodded to Gu Yuan.Ms. Yuan Xin placed the plate of food in front of Gu Yuan, looked at Gu Yuan intently, and frowned unknowingly.
"Look at what I'm doing. Have I become handsome again?"
Gu Yuan said with a playful smile.
As expected, Ms. Yuan Xin fired, "Don't compete with me. How many times have I told you to wear more clothes? You only wear this much. Aren't you cold?"
Gu Yuan lowered his head, "Okay, okay, I'll put on my long johns right away."
At this time, you must not make me angry, otherwise all these accounts will be recorded.Because every time the Chinese New Year is approaching, Ms. Yuan Xin's mantra becomes 'Have a good meal to celebrate the New Year.' 'What's more, he has to go to Tiantang Village in a few days, so he has to comfort me first.
When Ms. Yuan Xin gets angry, she will always think of his advantages.
However, my biological mother is always critical, "If your clothes are open, air will flow into them. How many times have I told you, but you just don't listen..."
Before he finished speaking, Gu Yuan made a sound and zipped up his zipper, "If you have anything else to do, let's talk about it together and I'll change it now."
Ms. Yuan Xin was stunned for a moment. When she said this in the past, Gu Yuan always told her that she was not cold.
Now that she is so honest, she suddenly loses her ability.
I couldn't hold back another word for a long while.
"What's the matter with your scarf? It doesn't look like I knit it for you..." However, Ms. Yuan Xin quickly noticed the problem and reached out to touch it. I hate it to death."
"How is it possible that a loving mother has a needle in her hand and a wanderer has... clothes on his body? How could I dislike it?"
Gu Yuan was talking nonsense and did not blush when he lied. "You are so busy. You have knitted so many scarves for me. Maybe you have even forgotten it. This scarf was knitted by you last year. Dad saw it at the time and asked about it." Mouth."
"Really, Dad?" Gu Yuan also called Lao Gu.
"Ah?" Lao Gu was staring at the TV without even glancing at it. He couldn't remember these trivial things, but he still nodded directly and said, "Yes, I seemed to have seen it last year... I also asked you about knitting What are you doing with so many scarves?”
Ms. Yuan Xin believed most of this, but she was still a little suspicious, "But, I remember last year..."
Gu Yuan didn't give his mother a chance to continue, and ran directly to the kitchen with the bowl, "That's because I remembered it wrong, maybe it was knitted the year before last. Forget it, you sit down for a while, and I will help you wash the dishes."
Ms. Yuan Xin sat there, always feeling that something was wrong, but she couldn't figure out what was wrong.At this time, I heard a clanking sound coming from the kitchen, and I quickly asked loudly, "Put the bowl in the pool, and I will wash it together later."
"I've finished washing."
As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Yuan responded and ran upstairs.
Ms. Yuan Xin sighed and walked directly into the kitchen.Because before Gu Yuan was asked to wash the dishes, he really only washed the dishes, and he only washed his own dishes, not even washing the chopsticks.
"what?"
But when she walked into the kitchen, she realized that everything was a little different from what she had imagined.
The kitchen is clean and the pots and pans are shiny.
"It's not right!"
Ms. Yuan Xing said.
"What's wrong?" Because his son was back and he no longer needed to guard the door, Lao Gu pulled down the rolling shutter door of the hardware store. He heard Ms. Yuan Xing's mumbling as he walked over and couldn't help but ask.
"He was so obedient tonight."
"You'll be annoyed if you don't obey me, and you'll be annoyed if you obey me..."
"No."
Ms. Yuan Xin grinned and said, "A mother's intuition is accurate. Once this little bastard is obedient, he will either be preparing to do bad things or has already done bad things. You must keep an eye on him recently. I suspect he may run out at night." Go online.”
……
"Ho ho..."
Gu Yuan, who had already run upstairs, couldn't help but laugh when he heard the conversation between the two.
He didn't expect that as soon as he showed a little abnormality, his mother would already notice that something was wrong.
Unfortunately, their knowledge is still at the second level, but Gu Yuan has already stood on the top level.Ms. Yuan Xin deliberately turned down the TV volume to the minimum in order to capture the scene, but after staying up until twelve o'clock, she finally fell asleep.
Of course Gu Yuan planned to go out tonight, but not to surf the Internet.
Because he is going to make a storage ring.Although.
The process of making a storage ring is similar to that of a 'fake cave house'.
But the latter is like writing on a blackboard, while the former is like writing on grains of rice.Although the process is the same, the latter is obviously more difficult.
However, after Gu Yuan walked out of the house, he discovered a problem.After all, zombie bikes these days are not as common as they will be in later generations. The few large formations he made previously have already wiped out the zombie bikes in the city, leaving only some abandoned bicycles that no one wants.
"No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat..."
Gu Yuan was scratching the ground, not even letting go of the bicycle on the roadside.
Finally, when I was about to go home, I found a Wuling van parked near a tree.
After taking a look, I saw that all the foam seats had been removed, leaving only an empty frame in the entire car. The car glass was covered with traces of dust and rain, and it had obviously been abandoned for an unknown period of time.
"It's mine!"
Patting the car body, Gu Yuan's heart moved and he quickly lifted the van into the void.Under the operation of the true energy, the huge van was crushed into an iron ball silently.
"Hey, what is this?"
In the van that was shaped into an iron ball, a card fell down, as if it had fallen from the window.Gu Yuan reached out and picked it up and took a look. There were pictures of scantily clad beauties printed on the front and back. In addition to the phone number, there were some very ambiguous words:
'Sister, I miss you and look forward to your visit. '
Gu Yuan remembered that in his previous life, his battery car parked in the community would sometimes have many similar cards. Every time he saw such cards, he wanted to complain: I already ride a battery car, how can I still go to such places? Consumption?
"So damn dedicated."
He threw the card on the ground and turned around to leave.
Now that he has a cave, he naturally does not need to refine weapons outside:
"When the space ring is refined, even if I fail in cultivating immortals and lose money in business, I won't be afraid of starving to death. Because I can pick up a lot of dung and give away eight hundred catties more than others. This is the advantage of cultivators over mortals."
……
After Gu Yuan left, around two o'clock in the morning, a young man riding a tricycle appeared on the deserted road.
There was also an honest-looking worker sitting in the pocket of the car. However, the worker kept insisting and had a loud voice, which woke up the sleeping dog. Wherever the two of them walked along the way, the dog barked. Wherever the sound comes.
"Is it over?"
"Boss, we are stealing a car, which is illegal..." the worker whispered.
"How many times have I told you, it's not stealing a car, it's just selling the junk that no one wants. Why didn't you say this when you were sanding?"
Li Longjun was extremely annoyed.
His sand-blasting boat was gone, and his dream of a listed company was shattered.He was used to spending money lavishly on weekdays, and he had never been able to save much money. With the Chinese New Year coming up in a month, life was quite difficult.
I happened to be surfing the Internet some time ago and saw reports about zombie cars in the news, so I came up with a crooked idea:
"This is called a zombie car. It is junk that no one wants. Leaving it there not only pollutes the environment, but also affects the appearance of the city. We are doing a good deed and reusing waste. We are the city's cleaners."
"But..." The worker was still hesitant.
"Stop talking nonsense, I'll give you an extra 50 yuan when the time comes." Li Longjun shouted.
"it is good!"
The worker responded immediately. He patted the tricycle and said, "Boss, is it too cold for us to just ride this tricycle..."
"The conditions will definitely be difficult when I start a business. When I make money in the future, I will definitely buy a big truck to haul goods." Li Longjun has hope. He has always held on to the dream of 'getting rich through hard work'. After he has completed the zombie trucks in Liuzhou , go directly to the provincial capital.
"I will go to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou to develop in the future and recruit a group of college students to work for me. I will never call this idiot again. He even goes uphill and doesn't know how to come down. Help me push... Huh? Damn it, where is the car?"
Just as Li Longjun hummed and rode up the slope, he suddenly found that there was nothing under the big tree, and was stunned for a moment.
"Where's the car?"
"Where's my car?"
He jumped off the tricycle and circled the big tree, unable to help muttering.
The worker said: "Boss, did you remember the wrong place?"
Li Longjun squatted down and picked up the card he had just thrown on the ground, his heart was bleeding, "I definitely remember correctly, this is the card I left a few days ago, which means someone is ahead of us... Damn it , is there any royal law, is there any heavenly justice, someone actually stole my car!"
"my car!"
"That's my car!"
"Boss." the worker shouted.
Li Longjun said irritably, "What are you doing?"
The worker said, "Although your car was stolen, it was not my fault. You just promised to give me an extra 50 yuan in wages, not a dime less!"
……
PS: Thanks to the [-]-year-old man who saves money and spends money to read books.
(End of this chapter)
"Fuck, the reborn one can't compare to the son of destiny!"
Gu Yuan walked out of the dormitory and couldn't help but curse.
Sometimes it's like this with Golden Flower. There's always one company whose cards are quite mediocre, but they can always win until the end.Obviously the opponent is the lucky one in this card game, but every time someone comes to the table or leaves, the cards start to get worse.
He had just played a trick, and it was exposed.
"Next time I'll be more subtle."
Gu Yuan thought to himself that he was careless and didn't look at his opponent's cards.
Afternoon, exam.
Night self-study and exam.
After school ended, there was another burst of cheers in the classroom.
Gu Yuan rode home leisurely, and the old couple were still watching TV in the store watching TV.
Lao Gu was holding the remote control and watching the international news on CCTV [-]. When he heard the noise, he nodded to Gu Yuan.Ms. Yuan Xin placed the plate of food in front of Gu Yuan, looked at Gu Yuan intently, and frowned unknowingly.
"Look at what I'm doing. Have I become handsome again?"
Gu Yuan said with a playful smile.
As expected, Ms. Yuan Xin fired, "Don't compete with me. How many times have I told you to wear more clothes? You only wear this much. Aren't you cold?"
Gu Yuan lowered his head, "Okay, okay, I'll put on my long johns right away."
At this time, you must not make me angry, otherwise all these accounts will be recorded.Because every time the Chinese New Year is approaching, Ms. Yuan Xin's mantra becomes 'Have a good meal to celebrate the New Year.' 'What's more, he has to go to Tiantang Village in a few days, so he has to comfort me first.
When Ms. Yuan Xin gets angry, she will always think of his advantages.
However, my biological mother is always critical, "If your clothes are open, air will flow into them. How many times have I told you, but you just don't listen..."
Before he finished speaking, Gu Yuan made a sound and zipped up his zipper, "If you have anything else to do, let's talk about it together and I'll change it now."
Ms. Yuan Xin was stunned for a moment. When she said this in the past, Gu Yuan always told her that she was not cold.
Now that she is so honest, she suddenly loses her ability.
I couldn't hold back another word for a long while.
"What's the matter with your scarf? It doesn't look like I knit it for you..." However, Ms. Yuan Xin quickly noticed the problem and reached out to touch it. I hate it to death."
"How is it possible that a loving mother has a needle in her hand and a wanderer has... clothes on his body? How could I dislike it?"
Gu Yuan was talking nonsense and did not blush when he lied. "You are so busy. You have knitted so many scarves for me. Maybe you have even forgotten it. This scarf was knitted by you last year. Dad saw it at the time and asked about it." Mouth."
"Really, Dad?" Gu Yuan also called Lao Gu.
"Ah?" Lao Gu was staring at the TV without even glancing at it. He couldn't remember these trivial things, but he still nodded directly and said, "Yes, I seemed to have seen it last year... I also asked you about knitting What are you doing with so many scarves?”
Ms. Yuan Xin believed most of this, but she was still a little suspicious, "But, I remember last year..."
Gu Yuan didn't give his mother a chance to continue, and ran directly to the kitchen with the bowl, "That's because I remembered it wrong, maybe it was knitted the year before last. Forget it, you sit down for a while, and I will help you wash the dishes."
Ms. Yuan Xin sat there, always feeling that something was wrong, but she couldn't figure out what was wrong.At this time, I heard a clanking sound coming from the kitchen, and I quickly asked loudly, "Put the bowl in the pool, and I will wash it together later."
"I've finished washing."
As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Yuan responded and ran upstairs.
Ms. Yuan Xin sighed and walked directly into the kitchen.Because before Gu Yuan was asked to wash the dishes, he really only washed the dishes, and he only washed his own dishes, not even washing the chopsticks.
"what?"
But when she walked into the kitchen, she realized that everything was a little different from what she had imagined.
The kitchen is clean and the pots and pans are shiny.
"It's not right!"
Ms. Yuan Xing said.
"What's wrong?" Because his son was back and he no longer needed to guard the door, Lao Gu pulled down the rolling shutter door of the hardware store. He heard Ms. Yuan Xing's mumbling as he walked over and couldn't help but ask.
"He was so obedient tonight."
"You'll be annoyed if you don't obey me, and you'll be annoyed if you obey me..."
"No."
Ms. Yuan Xin grinned and said, "A mother's intuition is accurate. Once this little bastard is obedient, he will either be preparing to do bad things or has already done bad things. You must keep an eye on him recently. I suspect he may run out at night." Go online.”
……
"Ho ho..."
Gu Yuan, who had already run upstairs, couldn't help but laugh when he heard the conversation between the two.
He didn't expect that as soon as he showed a little abnormality, his mother would already notice that something was wrong.
Unfortunately, their knowledge is still at the second level, but Gu Yuan has already stood on the top level.Ms. Yuan Xin deliberately turned down the TV volume to the minimum in order to capture the scene, but after staying up until twelve o'clock, she finally fell asleep.
Of course Gu Yuan planned to go out tonight, but not to surf the Internet.
Because he is going to make a storage ring.Although.
The process of making a storage ring is similar to that of a 'fake cave house'.
But the latter is like writing on a blackboard, while the former is like writing on grains of rice.Although the process is the same, the latter is obviously more difficult.
However, after Gu Yuan walked out of the house, he discovered a problem.After all, zombie bikes these days are not as common as they will be in later generations. The few large formations he made previously have already wiped out the zombie bikes in the city, leaving only some abandoned bicycles that no one wants.
"No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat..."
Gu Yuan was scratching the ground, not even letting go of the bicycle on the roadside.
Finally, when I was about to go home, I found a Wuling van parked near a tree.
After taking a look, I saw that all the foam seats had been removed, leaving only an empty frame in the entire car. The car glass was covered with traces of dust and rain, and it had obviously been abandoned for an unknown period of time.
"It's mine!"
Patting the car body, Gu Yuan's heart moved and he quickly lifted the van into the void.Under the operation of the true energy, the huge van was crushed into an iron ball silently.
"Hey, what is this?"
In the van that was shaped into an iron ball, a card fell down, as if it had fallen from the window.Gu Yuan reached out and picked it up and took a look. There were pictures of scantily clad beauties printed on the front and back. In addition to the phone number, there were some very ambiguous words:
'Sister, I miss you and look forward to your visit. '
Gu Yuan remembered that in his previous life, his battery car parked in the community would sometimes have many similar cards. Every time he saw such cards, he wanted to complain: I already ride a battery car, how can I still go to such places? Consumption?
"So damn dedicated."
He threw the card on the ground and turned around to leave.
Now that he has a cave, he naturally does not need to refine weapons outside:
"When the space ring is refined, even if I fail in cultivating immortals and lose money in business, I won't be afraid of starving to death. Because I can pick up a lot of dung and give away eight hundred catties more than others. This is the advantage of cultivators over mortals."
……
After Gu Yuan left, around two o'clock in the morning, a young man riding a tricycle appeared on the deserted road.
There was also an honest-looking worker sitting in the pocket of the car. However, the worker kept insisting and had a loud voice, which woke up the sleeping dog. Wherever the two of them walked along the way, the dog barked. Wherever the sound comes.
"Is it over?"
"Boss, we are stealing a car, which is illegal..." the worker whispered.
"How many times have I told you, it's not stealing a car, it's just selling the junk that no one wants. Why didn't you say this when you were sanding?"
Li Longjun was extremely annoyed.
His sand-blasting boat was gone, and his dream of a listed company was shattered.He was used to spending money lavishly on weekdays, and he had never been able to save much money. With the Chinese New Year coming up in a month, life was quite difficult.
I happened to be surfing the Internet some time ago and saw reports about zombie cars in the news, so I came up with a crooked idea:
"This is called a zombie car. It is junk that no one wants. Leaving it there not only pollutes the environment, but also affects the appearance of the city. We are doing a good deed and reusing waste. We are the city's cleaners."
"But..." The worker was still hesitant.
"Stop talking nonsense, I'll give you an extra 50 yuan when the time comes." Li Longjun shouted.
"it is good!"
The worker responded immediately. He patted the tricycle and said, "Boss, is it too cold for us to just ride this tricycle..."
"The conditions will definitely be difficult when I start a business. When I make money in the future, I will definitely buy a big truck to haul goods." Li Longjun has hope. He has always held on to the dream of 'getting rich through hard work'. After he has completed the zombie trucks in Liuzhou , go directly to the provincial capital.
"I will go to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou to develop in the future and recruit a group of college students to work for me. I will never call this idiot again. He even goes uphill and doesn't know how to come down. Help me push... Huh? Damn it, where is the car?"
Just as Li Longjun hummed and rode up the slope, he suddenly found that there was nothing under the big tree, and was stunned for a moment.
"Where's the car?"
"Where's my car?"
He jumped off the tricycle and circled the big tree, unable to help muttering.
The worker said: "Boss, did you remember the wrong place?"
Li Longjun squatted down and picked up the card he had just thrown on the ground, his heart was bleeding, "I definitely remember correctly, this is the card I left a few days ago, which means someone is ahead of us... Damn it , is there any royal law, is there any heavenly justice, someone actually stole my car!"
"my car!"
"That's my car!"
"Boss." the worker shouted.
Li Longjun said irritably, "What are you doing?"
The worker said, "Although your car was stolen, it was not my fault. You just promised to give me an extra 50 yuan in wages, not a dime less!"
……
PS: Thanks to the [-]-year-old man who saves money and spends money to read books.
(End of this chapter)
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