Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 119 It turns out that I am the child
Being happy as a student is easy.

Often some simple little things can trigger the whole class to imitate. In less than 10 minutes between classes, more than 20 students started sculpting with chalk in hand.

The students soon discovered that it was not difficult to make a round ball with chalk, so they began to move towards more difficult shapes.

As a result, various geometric patterns began to appear on a short piece of chalk. Whenever a classmate made a new pattern, he immediately became the most envied object of the "handcrafters".

but.

This thing can't stop Gu Yuan. If he comes to play this thing, it's simply cheating.

The spiritual thoughts lead and the true essence is carved.

Not to mention making a nine-star bead, even if it is to look like the Oriental Pearl, it is easy.

"Gu Yuan!"

A sudden shout made Gu Yuan's hands tremble, and the slender chalk broke directly in the middle.

"Fuck!"

Gu Yuan cursed secretly, thinking that no wonder some monks had to find a quiet place to make alchemy, weapon refining, and practice.Especially when you are concentrating on doing something, such a sudden voice can easily cause accidents.

When he looked up, he saw Yu Xuemin standing in front of him.

"Do you know that people can scare people to death? Can you make some noise when you walk?"

Gu Yuan thought she was going to talk about playing with chalk. Unexpectedly, Yu Xuemin stretched out his glasses and said, "The fact that you didn't do eye exercises during the class break has been recorded by the students in the student union. They asked you to write a letter." Give them a copy of the self-examination."

"Our school also has a student union in high school?"

The friend was a little surprised.

"Of course, otherwise you would think where the radio station and the students who check discipline came from." Yu Xuemin replied.

The friend was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but mutter, "It turns out there is a student union in high school. I thought it was only found in universities."

"It's a matter of review." Yu Xuemin looked at Gu Yuan with his glasses on.

"Do not write!"

Gu Yuan suddenly became happy and threw the broken piece of chalk into the trash can. Then he casually took out another piece of chalk from the chalk box on the desk, "I think I should enroll in a medical university and major in urology to cure this disease." A group of juniors and juniors have stubborn illnesses, let them recognize their own faces.”

"These freshmen and sophomores, who have no idea how to respect the respectable and lovely seniors, actually asked me to write a self-criticism, which is pretty cool."

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately complained.

"That's right, those students in the student union are so awesome. Last time I was late, they actually stopped me at the school gate and refused to let me in."

"One time I threw a bottle. After I picked it up, the student union guy refused to let me go and asked me which class I was in. Then I ran away and hid in the men's room for half an hour, but she was still outside. , and finally had no choice but to climb out."

Zhang Xu, who was passing by, heard everyone's conversation and interrupted angrily:

"During the cleaning last Friday, I was lazy and sleeping in the dormitory. A sophomore girl from high school came in to check on the hygiene. She even scolded me: Did your parents send you to school to let you sleep in the dormitory?"

Every Friday in No. [-] Middle School, there will be a general cleaning.

Dormitory hygiene is usually checked in the morning during self-study. Each dormitory will leave one or two students to clean the dormitory, and then go to class after the other person has checked.If you meet an inspector who talks nicely, he will still give full marks for dormitory hygiene.

Therefore, many students will rush to stay in the dormitory on Friday, because this is an excellent opportunity to sleep in.

"What did you say about her?"

someone asked.

And Zhang Xu, who has always been merciless to women, did not disappoint everyone. He directly uttered the fragrance:

"I just scolded her. Did your parents send you to school just to show off in front of me? Then I was scolded by Lao An. That bitch actually said that the hygiene in our dormitory was extremely poor. I was punished by sweeping my dormitory for a week."

Obviously.

Everyone has been working hard at the Student Union for a long time.

Yu Xuemin held up his glasses and said, "For the collective honor of our class, you should write a letter of apology."

Gu Yuan shook his head. Of course he couldn't write this nonsense, so he simply said, "You are the monitor, please help me write it."

"No, if you don't want to write it, I will ask Ye Wenjun to write it..."

Yu Xuemin frowned and was about to speak when she suddenly reached out her hand from her collar to her shoulder and secretly hooked it with her finger.It was obvious that the shoulder strap had slipped down, but she suddenly realized that she was in front of her male classmates.

There was no trace of panic in his expression. Instead, he pretended to be unintentional and scratched it as if it was an itch before retracting his hand.

However, how could this little trick be hidden from Gu Yuan? Gu Yuan laughed and said, "Squad leader, you have to be more open-minded."

Yu Xuemin held up his glasses, with a hint of doubt in his tone, "Do you mean I'm not open-minded?"

"Do you know what tolerance means greatness?" "I've heard that only by being tolerant and tolerant can you achieve great things!"

"Then you know why your shoulder straps often slip off? This has a lot to do with your lack of openness..."

This time it was her turn to be surprised.

Yu Xuemin adjusted his glasses and said in disbelief, "I don't know what the relationship between the two is."

"I'll give you an example and you'll understand."

Gu Yuan looked around, saw his friend's thermos cup, and reached out to take it.

This is a very common double-layer glass thermos cup. Although there is a water dispenser in the class, it is not enough for 60 to [-] people.Therefore, many students will carry a thermos cup with them and fill a cup for themselves first to avoid being thirsty and running out of water.

Under Yu Xuemin's puzzled gaze, Gu Yuanyong made a paper ring of about the same size, then placed it on the thermos cup, and the paper ring slid down without any surprise.

"I don't know."

Yu Xuemin shook his head, still holding up his glasses like Conan.

Gu Yuan said nothing.

Then, he borrowed a thermos cup from a girl with a gaudy photo of 'Lee Jun Ki' on the outside.These days, 'Lee Joon-ki', who played the role in "The King's Man", is a proper "boy-boy" and is quite popular among female students.

This thermos cup is small and cute, even smaller than my friend’s cup.

However, the biggest feature is that there is a round handle in the center of the cup, making it easy to carry.

Gu Yuan put the paper ring on the cup, and sure enough, the fallen paper ring got stuck on the handle, "Did you see it? This is why your shoulder strap often slips off. Go ahead... I've given you the task of reviewing the letter. , remember to give it to me after school."

……

Yu Xuemin was deceived and returned to his seat, thinking about the connection between the slipping of the shoulder strap and writing a letter of apology.

"what happened?"

Ye Wenjun asked in a low voice.

After hearing Yu Xuemin describe the matter, she pursed her lips and said, "Let me write it for him."

talking.

Ye Wenjun had already taken out the composition book and turned to the last page.

Yu Xuemin looked at Ye Wenjun quietly and asked abruptly.

"Will your straps fall off?"

Ye Wenjun had never written a self-criticism. She could only recall the content of her classmates' self-criticisms in the class. When she suddenly heard Yu Xuemin's question, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. It wasn't until the other party asked her a second time that she shook her head:

"Ah? No, will yours fall off..."

"Yes!" Yu Xuemin nodded and asked in disbelief, "Mine often slip off, sometimes several times in the morning."

Just as he was talking, Yu Xuemin secretly put his hand in from the collar and whispered, "It fell off again just now. It's so annoying."

Ye Wenjun opened his mouth slightly and couldn't help but be a little surprised.

She often saw other girls doing this action, but she never realized it. It turned out that the shoulder straps had slipped, and she shook her head, "But I've never done this before..."

"It's impossible, there's no reason. Why does everyone fall behind, but you don't?"

Yu Xuemin muttered while looking down. Suddenly his eyes froze, and then looked at his chest again. He recalled the scene of the paper circle slipping from two different cups over and over in his mind, and he immediately reacted.

original.

As long as it's big enough, the straps won't slip off!
She stretched out her hand and covered the composition:

"Ahem, Ye Wenjun, you don't need to write, I'll do it."

"why?"

Ye Wenjun didn't understand.

Yu Xuemin put up his glasses and said sternly, "You are already open-minded enough. Let me also experience what it means to be generous with tolerance."

"What do you mean?" Ye Wenjun looked curious about the baby.

"Children don't need to know so much..."

Halfway through Yu Xuemin's words, he glanced at Ye Wenjun's chest, held up his glasses, and suddenly wanted to cry, "Wow, it turns out I am a child."

(End of this chapter)