Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 140 I want to amaze everyone
"You're thinking about farting!"

Gu Yuan replied with a smile.

Theoretically speaking, as long as the price is high enough, it is impossible for the cultivators to take action.This is true even among those in the world of immortality who are known as the Supreme Beings.If an innate treasure were to be born, even the old monsters of transforming gods and refining voids would fight to their death.

In the eyes of secular people, the Xian family is cold and indifferent.

That's because, in the eyes of immortal cultivators, mortals are no different from ants.

"Really, that's quite a pity."

Yu Xuemin put up his glasses and said, "If you want to do business in the future, I will definitely take care of your business."

"Unless you have 36." Gu Yuan smiled.

Yu Xuemin's eyes widened, "Are you going to be 36?"

"Not age."

"What is that?" Yu Xuemin was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Woooo..."

……

Wei Ping ran two or three times before he finished delivering the goods.

During this period, Zhang Xu and Lu Ren did not dare to fight anymore. They stepped on the air pump and handed the filled balloons to the girl to tie the rope.

just.

The air pump looks simple, but after a short period of time, your calves will feel sore and weak.

After rotating a few people, everyone was exhausted.

"Gu Yuan, step on it." Che Xiaoli stared at Gu Yuan who was sitting and chatting.

"What's Fei doing?"

Gu Yuan took the balloon and blew it gently, and the balloon suddenly grew bigger.Then he stretched the mouth of the balloon, quickly tied it, and threw it aside.

"Uh, yes..."

Only then did everyone remember that they could still blow with their mouths.

So, one by one, they picked up the balloons and puffed up their cheeks.

A real man, Zhang Xu, never admits defeat.

Secretly compete with Gu Yuan.

However, it is easy to blow a few blows, but if you blow too much, your cheeks will become sore and swollen.Moreover, every time he blew, he had to take a deep breath.After blowing up seven or eight balloons in a row, he felt dizzy and had stars in his eyes.

"My lung capacity is only [-], while his lung capacity is at least [-]."

Seeing that Gu Yuan was still very relaxed, Zhang Xu felt ashamed.

However, he was still a little frustrated at first, but when he saw that it took Lu Ren four or five breaths to blow up a balloon, he suddenly felt renewed and said, "You bitch."

Gu Yuan did the work of seven or eight people by himself.

Che Xiaoli led the girls to tie the balloons with ropes, and then hung them on lamp tubes, walls, and windows.

As the time goes.

Other students also walked into the classroom.

When everyone saw Gu Yuan sitting there blowing up balloons, they were quite surprised at first, but after a few glances they looked away. At most, they were just amazed at Gu Yuan's amazing lung expansion.

Ye Wenjun sat aside, holding his head and watching quietly.

Seeing her entrancement, Yu Xuemin pushed her gently, "Is it that pretty?"

"Ah."

Unexpectedly, Ye Wenjun nodded slightly.

do not know why.

Just looking at Gu Yuan, even if she didn't do anything, she would feel like her heart was filled.Just like the fragrance of flowers in spring, the cool breeze in summer, the ears of wheat in autumn, and the snowflakes in winter, they are indispensable in her eyes.

At this time.

Lu Xueyuan and Zhang Qianfen also walked back to the classroom.

Their last rehearsal at noon was a perfect ending.When the two saw this, they couldn't help but look at each other, chuckled, and walked back to their seats.

tonight.

She has confidence that shocks everyone.

……

After school in the afternoon.

The neatly arranged desks in the class were immediately arranged into a concave shape by the students.A large open space is left in the center of the classroom as a 'stage'.When night falls, you turn on the fluorescent lamps wrapped in colorful rice paper, and you are suddenly filled with a strong festive atmosphere.

Before class, An Fuquan made a special trip to the class and then sat on the podium with a smile.

The arrival of the head teacher immediately made the Internet-addicted teenagers headed by Li Zhi feel extremely aggrieved.Because they think the New Year's Day party is not interesting, they wait and watch for a while. If the teacher doesn't come, they secretly go online.

Now I can only give up.

"Everyone, find a seat and sit down. Snacks are being handed out!"

Yu Xuemin walked with a big bag of snacks in her arms, and Ye Wenjun followed behind, grabbing melon seeds, peanuts, and candies in her little hands.Whenever a classmate clamored to give more, Ye Wenjun always smiled without saying anything.

The friend was chatting when he heard the sound of plastic bags clattering. He turned around and saw that the snacks had been handed out to him. He quickly said: "Give me more."

"No, everyone is the same." Yu Xuemin said.

The friend could only look at Ye Wenjun, "I am brother Gu Yuan. I will take him to eat with me later."

Ye Wenjun didn't say anything after hearing this. He picked up a large handful of melon seeds in both hands and placed them in front of his friend's table.After thinking about it, I grabbed some more peanuts.

The friend was very happy.

Hu Lin: "I am a good friend of Gu Yuan."

Zhang Xu: "I am Gu Yuan's half-brother."

Wu Xiaolong: "Gu Yuan is my godfather."

Yu Xuemin: "???"

Ye Wenjun: "!!!"

……

"Teacher An, this is yours."

When passing by the podium.

Yu Xuemin didn't forget to give An Fuquan some.

"And mine?" An Fuquan was a little surprised, "I wish you a happy New Year."

"Damn it, it's Chinese New Year!"

"There are actually beef tendons. I used to buy them often when I was in junior high school. I think they taste much better than spicy strips and are chewy."

"These cat ears are delicious."

Before the show even started, those who were given snacks were already eating them and discussing which ones were delicious.

"What? Cat ears?"

Lu Ren was stunned for a moment.

He was squeezed into the corner, waiting eagerly for snacks.

but.

He didn't want people to notice that he was delicious, so he picked up a book at random and pretended to read it to hide his expectations.In fact, his eyes kept drifting, and he was silently estimating how long it would take for him to arrive.

As a result, I heard people in the front row discussing cat ears.

He didn't even think about it, he just jumped into the crime and said:

"Aren't you too cruel? You actually eat cat ears." "The cat is so cute, but you actually want to eat cat ears!"

"A cat only has two ears. Do you know that for every cat ear you eat, one cat will completely lose its hearing?"

The originally lively classroom.

Suddenly there was silence, and then the pot exploded.

Zhang Xu patted his thigh and smiled from ear to ear: "Oh my goodness, how can you say such stupid things in a serious manner."

Bursts of laughter also came from the corner of the classroom:

"Haha, every time you eat a wife cake, there will be one more old bachelor in the world."

"For every couple's lung slices eaten, there will be one less couple in the world."

“For every lion’s head, there is one less lion.”

……

An Fuquan covered his forehead.

He felt ashamed even if he was a distant relative.

this moment.

He even had thoughts of escaping from the classroom.

Gu Yuan saw An Fuquan's embarrassment and signaled Che Xiaoli to start the party early.

The party was originally planned to start on time at seven o'clock, so it had to start 10 minutes earlier.

This made Che Xiaoli's heart burst with excitement. She originally planned to plan a perfect New Year's Day party in high school to bring a perfect end to her three-year tenure as an art committee member. Unexpectedly, she suddenly Something unexpected happened right from the beginning!
but.

Fortunately, she had already done countless warnings and simulations in her mind. Although there were some accidents, they were still under her control.

"Thank you, classmate Lu Ren, for the warm-up."

"Here, I announce that the New Year's Day party has officially begun!"

No speakers.

There is no sound system, all shouting is done by mouth.

"Next, let's invite classmate Wen Zining to perform "Hair Like Snow" for us, a violin solo!"

"Huh?"

After the words fell, the classroom was filled with noise and disbelief.

"Isn't James Wan going to recite poetry?"

"He actually wants a violin solo?"

"real or fake?"

Everyone can't believe it.

Seeing the surprise of her classmates, Che Xiaoli felt very proud.

That's what she wanted.

Wen Zining found him and secretly said that he was going to surprise everyone at the last party of his senior year of high school.The two of them worked together, so the violin solo was scheduled for the first program, but he still announced that he would recite poetry.

"Welcome to James Wan!"

Che Xiaoli waited for a long time, but didn't see Wen Zining come on stage, so her voice became louder again:
"Welcome to James Wan!"

"Welcome to James Wan!"

Everyone waited and waited, but no one was seen.

"Report, Wen Zining is taking off his pants!"

At this time, someone shouted.

really.

I saw Wen Zining sitting in the corner of the classroom, fussing about unbuttoning his belt.

"It turns out that before playing the violin, you have to take off your pants! My knowledge has improved!"

"Mr. Wen, please put on your pants before performing."

"fart!"

Wen Zining took off his jeans, revealing the suit pants underneath. The party started 10 minutes early, and he was not even ready.She was supposed to make her debut, but instead she was forced to change her pants in front of the whole class.

Che Xiaoli was speechless.

but.

Unexpectedly, Wen Zining actually wore a tuxedo under his school uniform.

"I haven't heard a violin yet."

Ye Wenjun was a little curious.

Not just her, many students in the class have never seen it.

Liuzhou is only a fourth-tier town. Firstly, the family background is limited. Secondly, before the burden was reduced, there were not so many interest classes, and there were not many talented people.

and.

This kind of talent that can be performed on stage is impossible to achieve within three to five years.

"It's best not to listen."

Gu Yuan took out a napkin, tore it into two pieces, twisted it into a small ball, applied a soundproofing technique, and handed it to Ye Wenjun, "When you can't listen anymore, just wear it..."

Ye Wenjun didn't know why, but nodded anyway.

Under the gaze of everyone, he walked to the center of the classroom with his violin and bowed to the classmates and teachers around him.

then.

He put the violin on his shoulders and took a deep breath.

This kind of formation.

Let the classroom quiet down soon.

"It's about to start!"

Che Xiaoli clenched her fists nervously.

With Wen Zining's violin solo, he can completely make up for his mistakes.

"呲呲呲!"

"Squeak!"

"Blah blah blah!"

Suddenly, there was a sound of sawing wood, and the sound of nails scratching on the blackboard or iron pieces scratching on the glass spread throughout the classroom.

This kind of sound made everyone feel that all the bones in their bodies were falling apart and their teeth were sore.

Everyone was stunned and cursed:

"Fuck!"

"Wen Zining, you'd better use your magical powers!"

"Murder!"

"Please stop, you might as well be reciting poetry."

Wen Zining turned a deaf ear, closed his eyes, and twisted his body gently, as if swaying in the wind.

The whole person seems to be intoxicated in his own world.

An Fuquan was stunned for a moment and walked out of the classroom. He really couldn't stay in this classroom anymore.

(End of this chapter)