Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 189 Write! try! roll!

"Cousins? Then their children..."

Friends were a little afraid to ask.

They are all science students, and these things are often mentioned in biology class.

Gu Yuan explained, "The child is normal, but his brain is a bit stupid and not very flexible. The rest is normal. He studies hard and barely passed the No. 2 Middle School last year."

Things that happened decades ago were in the countryside and were not strictly regulated.

Many cousins ​​and cousins ​​get married, just to get closer to each other.

But the consequences are not certain.

After running through Qin Yang's family, there were already about twenty students.

There are six first-year high school students, and the others are junior high school and elementary school students. Some don't need extra classes, but their parents are simply afraid that they will run around and find a place for their children to stay and do their homework. To put it bluntly, it is a nursery with no technical content.

Seeing that it was getting late, there was still half of the race left to finish.

"That's it for today."

Gu Yuan clapped his hands.

The merchants are all about to close down, and you don’t want to buy anything, so don’t promote it without the sense of discernment.

but.

There are also people who come to your door.

For example, Gu Yuan's aunt, after the group returned, she saw Gu Ping sitting in her shop. When she saw her, she scolded her: "Why, you ran around the market and didn't ask me to go there? Are you afraid that I won’t give you money?”

She said it with a smile.

"No way." Gu Yuan said quickly.

"Okay, I'll send Hou Dan and Hou Liang there tomorrow." After saying that, he took out the money from his pocket and stuffed it over.

"More, more."

Gu Yuan felt the thickness and knew that the other party had at least doubled it.

"Here you go, keep it. If you have more, buy some candies."

"Then I'm welcome."

Gu Yuan accepted it with a smile. There was no need to be so open-minded about his aunt.

When I was in elementary school, the market hadn't been built yet, so everyone was doing business on the same street.

He often deliberately went around half a mile to go to his aunt's house. Because of his sweet talk, he could always get a piece of pocket money every time he met.

So much so that even though my cousin Hou Dan is in her thirties, she still complains when it comes to this matter: "Every time Daguo calls me aunt, my mother will give him money. Even if I shout till my throat breaks, my mother will not give him any money." I’m a dime, but not only do you find me annoying, you also want to beat me up!”

By evening.

Tables and chairs from the second-hand market were also delivered.

Several people hurriedly ran to move tables and chairs, and a folding bed was brought with them, which Ye Wenjun requested to buy on his own initiative.

Although she is not sociable.

But it’s not that I don’t understand anything.

Before leaving, her uncle also told her that it was best to find a place to live on her own and not stay in other people's homes, especially the homes of students of the opposite sex, as this would cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.

Gu Yuan also knew what Ye Wenjun was thinking, so he didn't stop him.

However, I also bought some related daily necessities for her in the market, and made two special trips to my uncle's house to buy some pots and pans.

My friend didn’t understand, “Why do I have to make two trips to buy these things?”

"My aunt is in the store."

Gu Yuan explained casually, "If she is in the store, not only will she have to charge me, but it may also be more expensive than others."

It was like this in my last life.

If friends or classmates go to the store to buy something in his name, my uncle will charge the wholesale price.

If it were her aunt, she would have thought that her nephew had introduced someone who was being taken advantage of, and she would have made a killing immediately.

After buying daily necessities, Gu Yuan took a compass from home.

This is what he sells in his shop. It has a lot of fancy Qiankun Bagua characters engraved on it, and there is a compass in the middle.

In a sense, this compass can also be regarded as a construction site supplies.

Before the new century, when construction sites in Liuzhou started, they would ask Feng Shui masters to walk around them, but now they are no longer so particular. So there were still half a box piled up at home, but they couldn't sell them, and even the scrap collectors didn't want them, saying there weren't even two ounces of iron in them.

"What are you doing with this thing? You are a college student in the 21st century, and you still want to see Feng Shui? Can you talk about some science?"

Li Qiao exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"You still dare to play this?"

The friend almost stopped laughing, "Aren't you afraid of a bloody disaster?"

"What do you mean?" Li Qiao didn't understand.

So, the friend gave Li Qiao popular science.

When he was in elementary school, Gu Yuan was very curious about these things and secretly took one to school. They pretended to hold a compass and said that their classroom was located in a dangerous place. It used to be a mass grave and a burial ground. If they didn't move, there would be a bloody disaster if they stayed in the classroom.

When they were young, VCD/DVD was quite popular. Everyone had more or less watched zombie movies from Hong Kong and Taiwan with their parents, and there were many scenes and plots that became a shadow of childhood.

When Gu Yuan said this, the classroom exploded.

As a result, several students were so noisy that they did not dare to go to school that afternoon. When family members asked, they found out that it was Gu Yuan's fault.

That night.

When this matter reached Yuan Xin's ears, Gu Yuan was beaten.

"Awesome, you endured a bloody disaster for the whole class and directly broke through the dangerous place!"

Li Qiao gave a thumbs up and said unceremoniously.

"When he was a kid, he lost his table tennis racket. He even took the clay trowel used by bricklayers to school and used it as a racket to beat with. He brought a rake as a nine-tooth rake to show off to us, but he was beaten by his mother before he even left the house. Caught."

Friends continue to expose shortcomings:

"He often brought some weird gadgets to school when he was a kid. He brought a whetstone to school and taught us how to sharpen pencil sharpeners. Another time, he brought a dog leash to school to use as a hook to catch someone."

"roll!"

When the scandal of his childhood was revealed, Gu Yuan became a little angry, "Didn't you always complain about the pencil sharpener? I brought the sharpening stone. What bitch is on the other end of the dog leash? Don't forget, you also have something to do with it. in my possession."

Who hasn't done a few stupid things as a child?

The friend's complexion changed and he quickly admitted his mistake, "Brother, I was wrong. Please don't hurt each other again, so as not to make your relatives angry and your enemies happy."

Gu Yuan ignored these two idiots.

Of course he didn't want to read Feng Shui, but used the compass to carve a 'cooling array'. Hang it directly on the blackboard, so you don't need a fan or air conditioner.     Sure enough.

After the compass was hung up, the room that was still a little hot suddenly became much cooler.

It's not as cold as an air conditioner, but has a spring and autumn temperature.

"It's interesting. Do you really know some magic?"

Li Qiao, who felt something different, asked on the spot.

Gu Yuan turned around and said with a smile, "I am the only Gu Tiandi in the world. If you call me daddy, I will teach you how to become an immortal. You will never lose money."

"Xiu your sister, I believe you are a big-headed ghost."

"Yes, Ye Wenjun also learned from me."

"Have you learned it yet?"

"She has poor qualifications and hasn't started yet."

Ye Wenjun, who was wiping the table, turned red and remained silent.

Li Qiao clapped his hands and said, "That's right. She hasn't learned it yet, let alone us. If I want to cultivate immortality with you, then I might as well find a master to learn Qigong."

"day!"

……

It wasn't until dinner that the old couple learned that Ye Wenjun was planning to move to a rental house.

Although he said that the other party lived in his house, it would cause gossip. But when she learned that Ye Wenjun was really going to move out, Yuan Xin was a little panicked and her food was no longer good. "Why don't you stay a few more days? Are you unhappy at your aunt's house? We are all doing business during the day, and we don't have time to spend time with you..."

"Auntie will take you to the park tomorrow."

Speaking of this, Yuan Xin was also a little aggrieved, "Gu Yuan often clamored for us to take him to the park to play when he was a child. He promised him every time, but never came true. As time went by, he no longer believed us when we spoke. ”

So, parents are parents.

They will only use their own thinking and methods to reach young people, and the critical era is also different.

She just thought that she was busy with business and ignored Ye Wenjun.

"no, I'm fine."

Ye Wenjun quickly shook his head, "No need to go to such trouble..."

As she spoke, she asked Gu Yuan for help.

Gu Yuan also guessed what his mother meant, and quickly smoothed things over, "Ye Wenjun feels that you are too busy doing business, and you have to be distracted to take care of her, so I feel a little guilty. In addition, the house over there happens to have a bedroom, and it is also convenient for viewing. student, that’s why she moved there.”

"Is life convenient there?" Yuan Xin asked quickly.

"It's convenient. There's water and electricity. I've prepared everything for her."

Gu Yuan said.

Yuan Xin was worried, so she made a special trip to check it out. When she saw that everything was indeed missing, she breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that her son was older and he was doing things well. But then I thought about it, wouldn't there be no chance for her to show off?

Then, he glared at Gu Yuan fiercely.

Gu Yuan's face was confused. He didn't even know what he had done wrong.

Early the next morning, around seven o'clock, students came to the door, and the first one to come was Wu Chenhui.

"Gu Yuan, I've handed Wu Chenhui over to you. Look after him for me. If he doesn't obey, you'll beat him." Wu's mother was very polite to Gu Yuan, but she didn't have so much patience with her son. He yelled, "What are you still doing in a daze? Go and do your homework quickly."

Wu Chenhui carried his schoolbag in confusion, chose a desk and sat down.

Gu Yuan took a look and found it strange.

In addition to summer homework, a complete set of test papers has been prepared for each subject.

What a great guy.

"It's really cool here. I was wondering if I should bring a fan here."

Wu Ma said as she paid the money.

The tuition fee for the class is 1,200 yuan, including self-study fees.

If you only read a homework assignment, you will only be charged 500.

Much cheaper than the market price.

"There is draft in the room, so it's cool." Gu Yuan explained with a smile.

"is it?"

Wu Ma stood for a long time and didn't feel any wind blowing in, but she didn't care about these details, she had to rush home to check out the store. Before leaving, he did not forget to tell him, "Gu Yuan, if I don't come, you must not let him out."

"Don't worry, absolutely not." Gu Yuan nodded.

After that, he said to Wu Chenhui, "Study hard and I will find time to see you. If I can't see you, I will break your legs."

"I know, I know, go back quickly, I'm so bored, I have to do my homework."

Wu Chenhui agreed impatiently.

Although he was doing his homework conscientiously, as soon as his mother left, he immediately threw away his pen, stood up, and said to Gu Yuan, "I'm going out. I'll be back when school is over. As for the test papers, You write it for me. I’ll give you five dollars for writing one.”

Look at this guy's abacus.

"Where?"

Gu Yuan looked at him with a sneer on his face.

How could he not know that this guy was clamoring to come to make up lessons? Did he really want to study?

It was just because of the good relationship between the two that I wanted to open a back door for him and provide him with a cover so that he could skip classes and surf the Internet.

"Go online."

Wu Chenhui said with a playful smile. Seeing that Gu Yuan looked wrong, he quickly said: "Let's go, I'll ask you to go online too."

"After entering my door, you still want to go out?" He grabbed Wu Chenhui's collar and lifted him to the seat, "I collect money to do things! Dare you run? I will break your legs. If you don't believe it, you You can give it a try!”

"Are you really playing?"

Wu Chenhui's face was full of disbelief. He was pressed on the chair and could not stand up.

Gu Yuan squinted his eyes, and then stretched his body, the sound of crackling beans could be heard all over his body, and his bulging muscles suddenly stretched the slightly wide T-shirt into sharp edges. Looking at the stunned Wu Chenhui, he raised his fist as big as a casserole, Word by word:

"Write! Test! Paper!"

"Depend on!"

Wu Chenhui felt a deep sense of regret in his heart. He had known that he would not come to make up the class.

　PS: Thanks to the boss Hua Qianxiao for the thousand rewards.

　　

　

(End of this chapter)