Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 235 Let you smash the pot after eating

"Hey Hey……"

Many boys noticed the orange cat's movements and immediately burst into irritated laughter.

then.

This burst of laughter spread quickly like a plague.

Finally, several people from 404 saw it.

Shi Jin was stunned for a moment, slapped the table, laughed so hard that he was out of breath, and then quickly hit Gu Yuan with his elbow: "Brother Yuan, look..."

Gu Yuan looked over and was stunned for a moment when he saw this scene.

One word:

Absolutely!

Some girls really thought Chen Chu had done something and looked around in surprise, only to find that it was an orange cat. Taking a closer look at the orange cat's movements, some girls who understood immediately blushed with embarrassment, while others who didn't understand continued to ask:

"What are you doing?"

The girl next to me is popularizing science.

Then, the girl suddenly became dumbfounded.

Seeing that some girls had noticed, Dong Peng covered his eyes and yelled exaggeratedly: "Chen Chu, you can't do this... There are still girls in the class, it's too inelegant for you to do this."

Ding Guangwei also quickly shouted: "Chen Chu, you are too bold, stop it now, you can't do this in a public place!"

"Dong Peng, are you a fucking human?"

Chen Chu was immediately dumbfounded.

He thought he was perverted enough, but compared with the other person, he turned out to be just a child.

"You boys have really had enough..."

Xuan Yanan glared at the people in dormitory 405. He couldn't stand it any longer, so he ran over and carried the orange cat to the seat, and then took away the paw that was rubbing its crotch. After a while, the orange cat covered him again.

It's like being addicted.

"Study committee member, I'm going out. If you don't come for the evening self-study, I'll ask for leave in advance." Xuan Yanan pressed the phone for a while, then suddenly turned around and said something to Gu Yuan. Regardless of whether Gu Yuan agreed or not, he picked up Orange The cat ran out of the classroom in front of everyone's surprised eyes.

Several people in dormitory 405 almost cried with laughter.

"Ha ha!"

"What is the League Secretary doing holding the cat?"

"I guess I don't want to see this cat again, so I sent it to be humanely destroyed!"

Someone asked about Ye Wenjun, Jiang Ying, and Wen Shanshan who were in the same dormitory, but they didn't know.

really.

When it was time for evening self-study, Xuan Yanan came back, but he didn't see the orange cat.

"Secretary of the Communist Youth League, where did you take Chen Chu?" Dong Peng shouted mischievously.

"I know a senior from the medical school, and I sent her to be sterilized!" Xuan Yanan said coldly.

Chen Chu, who had just walked into the classroom, suddenly felt a chill in his crotch when he heard these words.

……

The orange cat was being sent for neutering.

Students in Class 1 of Business Administration have developed a bad habit. When they see a stray cat on campus, they will always check the male and female first. If it's a female, let it go. If it's a male, help it open the door to a new world.

Simultaneously.

Dong Peng, who was the first to make this amazing move, became famous in this battle.

Moreover, according to his roommate Ding Guangwei, he is studying computer programming on his own crazily and is preparing to develop a picture capture software: any picture can immediately identify its specific origin.

After learning the news.

Gu Yuan immediately thought of the large-scale picture that Dong Peng had used to ask him about its origin.

"Oh shit!"

"The motivation for learning comes from curiosity. This sentence is indeed true!"

Gu Yuanxin said.

On the seventh day.

Orange Cat returned to the Industrial and Commercial Class 1.

Dong Peng took the lead in picking him up and looked at the opponent's crotch. When he saw nothing, he felt a little bored and slapped his butt to tell him to go away.

"Boy, you see, you have to stop." Shi Jin patted Chen Chu on the shoulder and said sincerely: "If you continue to indulge, one day you will end up like this."

Chen Chu said nothing.

"Brother Yuan."

"If you fart quickly, don't hold it in."

Gu Yuan was rude to him.

Chen Chu lowered his voice and said gloomily: "Liuwei Dihuang Pills don't work very well. Do you have any other supplements you can recommend?"

He did feel a little weak, his urine started to split, and he couldn't get up in the morning, let alone go to the gym. Even if you sit for a long time, you will feel soreness in your back.

So, on the weekend, he secretly went to a traditional Chinese medicine hospital.

result.

He didn't even take his pulse, so he looked at his face and said directly: "Young man, you have overindulged in sexual activities. This is a sign of weakness."

At that time, he was also planning to ask the other party to prescribe some Chinese medicine to replenish his health.

The other party waved his hand directly and told him to stop in time. He is still young and does not need any supplements. Moreover, he specifically checked it on the Internet. It was said on the Internet that a person's life is limited and it will be gone when it is used up. This made him a little scared.

Therefore, he could only ask Gu Yuan for help.

"I suggest you cut it."

Gu Yuan said with a smile.

This guy is really hot-tempered. He takes a bath for half an hour every time. Sometimes he can't sleep in the middle of the night and runs to wash his pants.

Chen Chu said nothing.

After the evening self-study get out of class, when he returned to the dormitory, he looked at his notebook and suddenly said: "From today on, I am going to quit sex, and my brothers must supervise me!"

His voice was a little loud.

Shi Jin, who was playing games, and Zheng Chao, who was settling accounts, both raised their heads in shock.

"Are you kidding me?" "Second brother, do you have a fever? We'll take you to the hospital!"

Gu Yuan lay on the bedside, leaning over and looking at him:

"Did you just finish and enter the sage time again?"

"I swear, this time it's definitely true!" Chen Chu nodded heavily.

Shi Jin and Zheng Chao looked at each other, speechless.

Obviously.

I don't believe this guy's nonsense at all.

Gu Yuan looked at him quietly for a moment, "Really!"

Chen Chu nodded, "More real than pearls!"

"Do not believe!"

Gu Yuanniao ignored him and lay back on the bed to read.

After hearing this, Chen Chu gritted his teeth and shouted: "You all come here and take a look!"

Shi Jin and Zheng Chao didn't know what he was going to do, so they both ran over.

I saw Chen Chu skillfully opening the D and E drives, bringing up the hidden folders, deleting them directly, and emptying the Recycle Bin in front of the two of them. Then I pulled out the favorite web page in the browser and clicked report directly.

"What the hell are you doing?" Shi Jin was stunned on the spot, "I also use this website, and you reported it, what should I do?"

"I don't care, I want to quit!"

"You can stop yourself. Just don't read it. Why the hell do you have to report the website?"

But Chen Chu didn't care at all. He deleted favorites, cleared records, and even removed the curtains. Then he turned around and asked, "How is it? Do you believe it?"

Shi Jin was speechless.

Zheng Chao also gave him a thumbs up.

But this guy was a little unhappy with the silent Gu Yuan, "Fourth, you don't believe it?"

"hehe!"

Gu Yuan has seen Chen Chu's experience from many people. They swear by the sage's time, and after the sage's time passes, they basically repeat the schedule of the first day of rebooting! "How decisive you are in deleting it now, how humble you will be when you ask for the website in the future."

Chen Chu's face was stern, this time he really made up his mind.

"You're an animal that burns bridges across rivers!"

Zheng Chao was also quite dissatisfied with Chen Chu's behavior because he found that in just half an hour, his commonly used websites could no longer be opened.

"I'm going to take a shower!" Chen Chu cleaned up the basin and got into the bathroom.

Shi Jin threw a cigarette on Gu Yuan's bed: "Brother Yuan, is there any way to deal with this beast?"

Gu Yuan didn't care at first, but he couldn't stand Chen Chu's behavior of smashing the pot after eating. In his previous life, when he was hanging out in forums, there were always some beasts who got the link and downloaded it first, and the backhand was a report.

After thinking for a while, he said, "Do you still have some stock in your computer?"

"There are some!"

Shi Jin originally planned to shake his head, but he admitted honestly.

Gu Yuan nodded and said: "As long as he is in the dormitory, he will play it on a loop. When he goes to bed at night, we will talk about some exciting topics. The young man is full of energy and blood and cannot hold on for long. He will have to beg for three to five days at most. If you want a website, then you can mess with him!"

"it is good!"

When Chen Chu came out of the shower, he heard bursts of moans coming from Shi Jin's computer.

He walked over curiously.

Then I saw a man and a woman wearing nothing but clothes, fighting. When he walked over, he happened to see a burly man being pushed to the ground by a petite woman.

This is, Shi Jin silently clicked on the upper right corner.

"What are you doing, I'm still watching!" Chen Chu said dissatisfied.

Shi Jin smiled mischievously and said, "Didn't you say you've quit?"

"Humph, childish!"

Chen Chu snorted coldly, showing great disdain, and played the game for a while.

After the lights were turned off, everyone held a lying talk as usual.

Under the guidance of a few animals from 404, the content became more and more explicit, and soon they were talking about teachers from the island country.

Zheng Chao suddenly said: "By the way, which teacher is your most popular right now?"

"Sister Muto?"

Chen Chu said subconsciously.

In fact, he was somewhat face-blind and couldn't quite tell the teachers apart. But there are always people on the Internet saying that if you don’t know Sister Muto, it’s useless to watch all the porn movies, so he only knows this teacher’s name.

"Humph!"

Shi Jin sneered, "Who is Sister Wu Teng? You know her too!"

Chen Chu felt the ridicule and said with an unhappy face: "You fart, who said that?"

"Then how many more can you name?"

"..."

"The reason Muto-san is famous is because she takes many photos and is not very beautiful. The most popular this year is Hatano-sensei, she was at her peak when she debuted. What I watched today was Hatano-sensei's film, and I also know her measurements. !”

Chen Chu was stunned.

Just when he was still about to speak, Gu Yuan had already shouted: "Sleep, sleep, whoever talks about these things again will be castrated by me!"

"go to bed!"

Shi Jin didn't object. He covered himself with the quilt and didn't speak again.

Zheng Chao also turned over.

"Hold!"

Suddenly, Chen Chu's mood became inexplicable.

His appetite had just been whetted, but the topic was over?

That night.

Chen Chu tossed and turned on the bed, unable to sleep.

Hearing the noise, Gu Yuan, Shi Jin, and Zheng Chao couldn't help but open their eyes. They looked at each other in the darkness and couldn't help but smile with joy.

(End of this chapter)