Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 242 Cousin matched with a dog

There were not many people in the hot pot restaurant at noon, so when these two people came in, they attracted a lot of attention.

The two of them paused at the door for a moment, picked a double booth near the corner, and then chatted lively in a mixture of Chinese and English, such as: This restaurant is very good, and the food is very delicious.

and.

The 'Rune Warrior' was a little loud, obviously showing a sense of superiority.

For a moment, the customers in the store cast strange glances.

But the 'Rune Warrior' really enjoys this feeling of being noticed.

"My English is really poor."

The friend murmured softly.

Li Qiao thought for a while, poured a glass of watermelon juice, not only stood up, but also walked to the corner. Gu Yuan grabbed him and asked, "What are you doing?"

Li Qiao didn't have the nerve to say that he was trying to show off, so he explained in a low voice: "I'm practicing English recently. Talking to foreigners will help me practice my speaking."

"Aren't you going to discuss with him how to pick cotton?"

"How did you know?"

After hearing what Gu Yuan said last time, he had indeed read a lot of English books and mentally simulated some of the friendly remarks he made when meeting Nico.

such as:

Where did you pick cotton?

The cotton in my hometown can be picked in mid-October. What about the cotton in your hometown?

Our country likes to eat watermelon in summer. What fruit do you like to eat?

"I was just kidding you when I said those words last time."

Gu Yuan couldn't laugh or cry.

Li Qiao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Damn it, is it possible that I will get beaten if Lao Hei and I discuss these issues directly?"

Gu Yuan nodded.

"Sun! I can't wait to strangle you to death!"

Li Qiao was about to explode with anger, "Ye Wenjun, you still don't care about your family Gu Yuan, you don't tell the truth."

Ye Wenjun looked at the two people fighting with a smile.

When Chen Jianjia heard this, her eyes dimmed slightly, but she quickly picked up the colander and said, "The quail eggs in the pot are cooked. Everyone, hurry up and grab them!"

This is just a small episode.

What everyone is more concerned about is how Gu Yuan defeated Su Maosheng.

While Gu Yuan was picking vegetables from the pot, he described what happened that night as a secret war operation. The whole process is thrilling and full of calculations. Especially when he took Sun Baocheng to the last appearance, eating tea eggs under Su Maosheng's threat, his expression remained unchanged, and he had the demeanor of a general.

"real or fake?"

Li Qiao didn't believe it and turned to look at Ye Wenjun.

"real."

Ye Wenjun nodded while peeling peanuts, "Many people in the class have seen it with their own eyes."

Click!

I saw her picking up a peanut, pinching it hard with her two thumbs, and after finally peeling it open, she found that not only was the shell empty, but there were also a lot of things like spider silk, which were eaten by insects like this. The peanuts have been piled into a small pile.

"Where did you buy these peanuts?" Gu Yuan asked.

"It's the same old lady as last time..."

Ye Wenjun felt a little distressed.

Almost half of this batch of peanuts was spoiled and could not be eaten at all.

"Why not buy red peanuts?" Chen Jianjia asked curiously.

Among the roasted seeds and nuts, there are many thin-skinned and large red-skinned peanuts, which look good too.

Before Gu Yuan could speak, his friend had already answered: "The taste of red-skinned peanuts is average, not as good as local peanuts. It's just that there are very few local peanuts sold in the market now, and most of them are red-skinned peanuts."

then.

Everyone's topic turned from the student union to food.

In the end, everyone's unanimous point of view is that we eat more and more these days, but some things are really not as delicious as when we were young. Take apples, for example. When I was a kid, they tasted sour, sweet, and crispy. Now they are both floury and watery. Apart from being juicy, I can hardly taste the taste of apples.

Gu Yuan shook his head and said, "You don't understand."

"In the past, fruits were basically ripe when they were on the market. Now, in order to make money, businesses pick some fruits before they are ripe. Even if they are ripened in the later stage, the taste will not be as good as that of seasonal fruits."

"This is why frosted sugar cane is sweeter, and radish and green vegetables are more delicious, because they are truly seasonal fruits and vegetables."

"Of course, part of the taste has indeed remained the same. It's because we eat more food now and it's not as rare as when we were children."

A few people were chatting here and there while eating, some talking a lot.

Seeing that the bottom of the pot was all gone, several people also discussed and prepared to leave.

but.

When several people were about to stand up, the 'Rune Warrior' actually walked over and said hello to Ye Wenjun, Chen Jianjia, and Yu Xuemin: "Three beauties, Make from the United States, would like to invite you. Bar, can you show me a favor?"

talking.

He gave way to Nico who was sitting in the corner. When Nico saw a few people looking at him, he grinned, showing a mouth full of white teeth, and waved without any hesitation: "Hello~ girls!"

"No reward!"

Li Qiao stood up directly.

This ghost guy actually invited several girls to a bar when they were accompanied by boys. And he didn't even show up, and he actually let this 'Rune Warrior' appear. The most puzzling thing is that the 'Rune Warrior' actually came.

"Let's go first!"

Chen Jianjia stood up with a cold face, not even wanting to look at each other, and directly pulled Ye Wenjun and Yu Xuemin out quickly. 'I'll reward you with paralysis! '

The friend also cursed in his heart and pushed the half-drunk glass of watermelon juice in front of the 'Rune Warrior', "Say hello to him for me, I'll give him watermelon juice!"

Done.

He also turned around and left.

Gu Yuan walked at the back, patted the 'Rune Warrior' on the shoulder, and quietly poured in a burst of true energy. At the same time, he grinned, "Take good care of the foreign guests, you have done a great job!"

"Why?"

When Nico saw the other party leaving in a hurry, he spread his hands and expressed his surprise and lack of understanding to the 'Rune Warrior'.

He is dressed in black, but he can attract many ese girls.

The 'Rune Warrior' also shrugged his shoulders, and even complained, "I'm so ignorant, I don't even give Make's face..."

A group of people walked out of the hot pot restaurant. The three girls were still a little unhappy because of what happened just now.

Originally, everyone planned to go shopping after eating, but now they just want to go back to school.

Gu Yuan didn't know what to say. Some ese girls were already famous, so that's why the ghost guys were so unscrupulous.

"Damn it, look at that woman's virtue, I thought the Eight-Nation Allied Forces were coming!"

Li Qiao threw a cigarette to his friend and Gu Yuan, "Isn't it enough for that bitch to embarrass herself? She also wants to drag others to embarrass herself? Damn it, go to a bar? Haha, I'm laughing so hard! I thought everyone didn't understand. Woolen cloth!"

That's all a fucking pretense.

What do you do after going to the bar? Don't you have any clue?

"Some people have no shame at all!"

Gu Yuan lit the cigarette, blew out a smoke ring lightly, and said with a smile: "There is such a plot in "The Deer and the Cauldron". When Wei Xiaobao asked his mother about her life experience, his mother said, 'You think your mother is a bad girl? Are you kidding? Even foreign devils?'"

Although he doesn't like all the whitewashing and smearing in Cha Baoyi's works, this sentence at least speaks human language.

Everyone understood the subtext of this sentence.

What kind of person would be willing to be with a foreign devil?

"Damn, my good mood was ruined by a ghost guy and a bitch." The friend spat angrily, "If you are willing to accompany the ghost guy, then you can stay with him for the rest of your life, but you even dragged other people along with you. go."

Gu Yuan smiled and patted the two of them on the shoulders, and said with a grin: "My cousin is matched with a dog, and they will be together forever. They will be together for the rest of their lives."

"Wouldn't that give her an advantage?" the friend said angrily.

"That's not necessarily the case!"

Gu Yuan winked.

……

That night.

The evening self-study get out of class is over.

The boys in Class 1 of Business and Industry have returned to their dormitories.

As the weather gets colder and the demand for hot water is huge, Zheng Chao has begun to sell hot water in his dormitory.

Chen Chu brewed a cup of hot coffee, stuffed all the jeans, underwear, socks, and tops he had accumulated this week into the basin. He scooped a few spoons of washing powder and soaked his feet while putting his feet on the clothes and watching a movie with the coffee in his hands.

Shi Jin was wearing headphones and running with his hands crossed. With each turn of the character, his body swayed, and the bench under his butt creaked and groaned. At the most exaggerated moment, his face almost touched the ground.

Gu Yuan was lying on the bed, flipping through a book while controlling the flying sword to flip rapidly at his fingertips.

"Damn it, big news!"

Just as the lights were about to turn off, a roar suddenly came from the 405 next door.

Before everyone could react, Ding Guangwei had already excitedly knocked on the door and shouted to several people in 404: "Study committee member, squad leader, sports committee member, literature and art committee member, come to our dormitory quickly, there is big news! Come quickly look!"

then.

The excited Ding Guangwei knocked on the doors of each dormitory and called for people.

In no time.

People who didn't know the truth gathered in dormitory 405. They stared at the computer of the car god Dong Peng. A short video was played repeatedly on the screen:

Then I saw a group of strange-looking medical staff carrying a stretcher and carefully walking down from the hotel on the second floor. A layer of white cloth was wrapped tightly on the stretcher. Because it was located outside a certain university, there was a large group of students outside enjoying the fun.

Various questions continued to come from the screen: 'What's going on? ''Is someone dead? ''What's on the stretcher? '

Since this hotel is privately owned, it is not very formal.

The stairs are also in the open air and covered with moss.

Although the medical staff walked very carefully, they accidentally slipped and saw the stretcher tipped over and a naked man and woman rolled down from it. Even if they fell on the ground, the two of them still maintained the '丄' posture.

"Wow!"

After seeing this scene clearly, the students inside and outside the screen suddenly burst into an uproar.

in exclamation.

The 'Rune Warrior' hurriedly picked up the white sheets on the ground and wrapped them around his body.

Everyone stared at the chaotic movement on the screen, speechless for a long time.

After a while.

Shi Jin trembled his lips and said:

"Brilliant!"

"I will be 23 soon, and I have never seen such a big scene!"

The others nodded dully.

Only Gu Yuan smiled and lit a cigarette.

As long as the true energy left in the body of the 'Rune Warrior' does not dissipate, they will have to live like this for the rest of their lives.

(End of this chapter)