Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 269 This is business

Zhuo You and Li Qiao, two weaklings, were choked.

Which college student doesn't yearn for sweet love? Those singles who clamor to be single and happy, either can't find it, or they find a girl who likes to have fun, only to find that they are not as happy as being alone.

Who the hell wants to be in love?

However, they were unwilling to give up and openly showed off their love.

Li Qiao blinked, then pointed at the prawns with his chopsticks, and said to his friend in his throat: "Brother, I want to eat this."

"Okay, brother, I'll pinch it for you." The friend cooperated with him.

"I want you to peel it for me to eat."

"Okay, brother, I'll peel it off for you."

"I want you to feed me."

The friend suppressed his nausea and fed him with chopsticks.

As a result, Li Qiao shook his head, "I want you to use your mouth..."

Everyone looked over.

The friend was silent for a while, and almost threw the bowl over: "Go away, don't disgust me."

Everyone laughed like crazy.

At one or two o'clock, the customer flow is at its lowest and the store is not very busy. Gu Yuan, his friend and Li Qiao were sitting outside the shop, basking in the sun. The spring sun was warm on their bodies, and they yawned one after another.

Many people have very stereotyped impressions of 985 and double first-class universities.

I think top academics should wear thick glasses and keep talking about books and professional knowledge. In fact, this is not the case. Real top academics are proficient in almost everything. In addition to the citizens playing in the cherry blossom avenue in the distance, there are also many couples from the school.

The man is handsome and the woman is beautiful.

My friend complained for a long time that his roommate got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles last night, which made him unable to sleep. Then he suddenly said out of nowhere, "I suddenly want to fall in love."

"It's time too."

Gu Yuan nodded.

"Lao Gu, do you think so too?"

The friend was very excited. He originally thought that Gu Yuan would laugh at him when he opened his mouth. Of course, Gu Yuan did not disappoint him, and said in Zhao Zhongxiang's tone: "Spring is here, everything revives, and it is the season for animals to reproduce and mate on the prairie."

"How many dogs, I'm serious."

The friend immediately responded with a middle finger.

Gu Yuan shrugged and said with a pout, "I'm not stopping you, just look for it if you want."

"The key is not to do it!"

Li Qiao interjected, "I chased Lu Xueyuan so much before, and you said I was a bitch, but other than this way, how can I find a girlfriend?"

Li Qiao's original method was a proper dog-licking behavior.

Throw money and give gifts.

Even if the other party doesn't agree, it doesn't matter. There will always be a day when you are sincere enough to make a difference, and this is also the most mainstream way to pursue girls. But this mainstream method was directly rejected by Gu Yuan, and they didn't know the correct method.

"I know a few tricks!"

Gu Yuan told the truth.

If it weren't for Ye Wenjun, he would have been practicing immortality honestly in this life. He and Ye Wenjun had a natural relationship, and the drizzle was gentle and silent. However, his answer naturally made the two of them quite dissatisfied. After thinking about it, he said:

"Present yourself correctly."

"How to say?"

This concept is a bit vague, and my friend doesn't understand it very well. He remembers Gu Yuan saying it before.

"One, two, three, eggplant!"

At this time.

A cry in the distance caught the attention of the three people. I saw a senior student standing under the cherry blossom tree, holding a branch in her hand and making a sniffing gesture with her eyes slightly closed. A boy in the distance was holding a SLR, with his butt sticking out.

Gu Yuan organized his language and then said: "Everyone has his or her own characteristics. Some are handsome, some are humorous, some are hard-working, and some are knowledgeable. Just show these characteristics correctly. .”

"There will always be girls who like these characteristics of yours. Which kind of girls you show will attract what kind of girls you have."

"Just like Li Qiao, he is the most typical negative example..."

"What the hell happened to me?"

Li Qiao was feeling enlightened when he heard this, and was quite dissatisfied with Gu Yuan's sudden mention of him. "The girl you brought to me before is obviously a type of person who tries to flatter others. If you inadvertently reveal your financial resources in school, you will naturally attract this type of money-worshiping girl." After Gu Yuan finished speaking, he didn't stop. Forgot to mock him:

"Showing mistakes attracts flies like rotten meat."

"Some girls dress very hot and look like chickens. Of course, some old perverts will come up to ask about the price. But they are still not convinced and ask themselves what's wrong with dressing like this. Whatever choice you make, you have to bear it. At what cost.”

Li Qiao just wanted to scold his mother, but when he heard this, he didn't know how to refute.

"By the way, if you want to find a girlfriend, you have to do it as soon as possible. Don't expect to find a good girl on a blind date." Gu Yuan added.

"why?"

Neither Zhu You nor Li Qiao quite understand this point of view.

"Good girls have already been married. They are either in a stable relationship or living a down-to-earth life. Most of the girls on the market are ordinary girls who have high aspirations and have been kissed many times. .”

"If they were really good, they would have been chosen by men with better conditions. How could they go on blind dates again and again? The probability of finding gold from shit is really low."

Gu Yuan smacked his lips.

Just as he was talking, Gu Yuan suddenly frowned, turned around and walked into the store. Zhuo You and Li Qiao looked at each other suspiciously, then followed them into the snack shop. There was no one in the store, everyone was crowded in the back kitchen. Not only Ye Wenjun, but also the three part-time students looked a little ugly, and none of them spoke.

Next to them, there was a snakeskin bag that had fallen to the ground, and the chestnuts in it were scattered all over the ground.

Ye Wenjun was squatting on the ground, looking at Chestnut, a little worried.

"Scattered chestnuts? Just pick them up."

Gu Yuan said casually and asked his friend to get the bag while picking up the chestnuts scattered on the ground.

However, when he got the chestnut, Gu Yuan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and took a look at it. The shells of these chestnuts are a little green, and from the cross cuts, you can see that the chestnut meat inside is black, and some even have a layer of white hair.

"There's something wrong, Lao Gu, these chestnuts are spoiled!"

The friend grabbed a handful and was about to put it in the bag when he saw Gu Yuan looking at the chestnuts. After taking a look, he was completely stunned, "Damn it, there are maggots... Which store is this? Wicked?"

"How is this going?"

Gu Yuan turned around and asked.

"There weren't many goods left in the store, so I was going to fry some more. But when I opened this bag of new chestnuts, I found that only 30% to 40% of the big bag of chestnuts were good. The bottom ones were all finished goods, and some were not only moldy, but Some were even infested with maggots.”

Jiang Yuanyuan quickly explained.

Gu Yuan nodded, tilted his head and glanced at the snakeskin bag. There were two big characters "Zhou Family" printed on the outside. And besides this bag, there are seven or eight bags next to it. "I remember, we have never bought chestnuts from this store. Where was the store before?"

"The previous chestnut shop sold out, so we found another one. Business has been very good these days, with at least seven to eight hundred kilograms of chestnuts sold every day."

Ye Wenjun pursed his lips, without any color on his face.

"Open the rest of the bags." Gu Yuan kicked him with his foot.

At this time, everyone realized that something was wrong.

I quickly opened a few other bags and saw that the chestnuts on the top layer were pretty good.

"Fortunately!"

Jiang Yuanyuan breathed a sigh of relief.

The others also nodded. There was only one bag like this, which was considered a blessing in misfortune.

But before they could breathe a sigh of relief, Gu Yuan directly picked up the corner of the bag and knocked it down, causing the chestnuts to roll all over the floor. Only then did everyone realize that the chestnuts underneath the bag were either moldy or shriveled and in poor condition.

Then, Gu Yuan poured out all the other bags.

I found that four bags were like this.

Each bag of chestnuts is 100 kilograms, and there are eight bags in total, which means that within the 800 kilograms of chestnuts, there are nearly 200 kilograms of finished goods.

Everyone in the store was dumbfounded.

"Isn't this too fucking bullying? Is there anyone doing this business with more than two hundred kilograms of chestnuts?"

The friend immediately became furious.

Li Qiao walked out without saying a word. As he walked, he asked, "Where did you buy these chestnuts? I'm going to smash up their fucking store!"

Several girls also covered their mouths, some were sad, some were sad, and some were shocked.

Only Gu Yuan looked normal.

This is fucking business!

(End of this chapter)