Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 289 Baby, don’t cry, stand up and masturbate

Arriving at Liuzhou at 11 noon, Gu Yuan got off the train in a hurry. His friends were nagging him so much along the way that his ears were almost calloused.

Zhuyou is a person who is very worried about gains and losses. In addition to feelings, he also worries about other aspects:

When they were in elementary school, the two of them went to the arcade to play games, but other students discovered it and wanted to report it to the teacher.

Gu Yuan had the mentality of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water. The worst he could do was get a beating from his parents, but he would still smile playfully after the beating.

My friend was so frightened that he would tremble for two or three days, and even after the incident passed, he would still have lingering fears.

You could say he is timid, but he is not. Every time Gu Yuan called him out, he still followed him out. Even if there is a fight, he will not hesitate to pull the belt. But after the incident, some people still suppressed fear in their hearts, but he showed it quite clearly.

In the final analysis, he is still too indecisive in temperament.

"Lao Gu, it's all your fault. I should have said sorry, but you had to send that bullshit message, and she didn't reply for half an hour." The friend dragged his suitcase and followed Gu Yuan.

"You are so stupid, you even kissed me."

Gu Yuan thought for a while and said: "You two have been together for two or three months, and you both have a certain understanding of each other. If she doesn't like you, it will be useless for you to spend your whole life on her. Instead of enduring the pain, It's better to just suffer for a short time. Strike while the iron is hot during this summer vacation. If you break through, you will be lovers."

"The girl looks so handsome!"

Gu Yuan reached out and handed him a pack of heart-to-heart seals, "Baby, if you don't cry, stand up and masturbate."

But there is only one person like Gu Yuan who is handsome and good at studying.

When chasing someone, two or three months is enough to decide on a relationship. If the other party refuses to agree, he either has no interest in you or is just looking for a horse.

Wang Ling and her sisters also ran over in a hurry.

Back to the wholesale market, just in time for lunch. If Ye Wenjun came to the door as a 'classmate' before, then this time he came to the door as a 'girlfriend'. As soon as they heard that Gu Yuan had brought his girlfriend back, all the relatives came to watch the fun.

"Isn't this the girl who tutored the children last year?"

When the friend heard that there was something going on, he was a little worried: "Can we break through?"

For a time, these relatives surrounded the store.

Wang Ling also specially wore a long skirt and crystal sandals, but she didn't even have to put on beautiful makeup. In Wang Hui's words, how much worse could her sister be than others? There are also handsome boys in the market, as well as boys who are good at studying.

As long as you regard yourself as a human being, you should never sacrifice your dignity to lick.

Just like Xipu's "Fifth Aunt", she is his eldest uncle's biological sister, and there are more than a dozen such relationships. Hui Province has always been a remote and remote area. In recent decades, it has also become a flood discharge area. If someone in the family gets involved, relatives will be involved.

"I asked this girl last year if she was Gu Yuan's girlfriend, and my sister-in-law said no."

……

Of course, there are also those who want to steal the spotlight.

It’s not like I’m not married, so it’s not like I can’t change partners.

There are dozens of businessmen nearby. In addition to the two blood relatives, the aunt and the brother-in-law, there are also many relatives and friends who are related to each other.

Pull out the ax and chop wood instead.

Why are you asking for trouble at this time?

Yu Gu Yuan's understanding.

What about going to college?

It’s not like you can’t fall in love?

Even if you are married, you can get divorced.

but.

As soon as the two of them walked to the front of the store, they saw Ye Wenjun surrounded by people holding the moon in their arms. Coincidentally, Ye Wenjun also wore a long skirt today, her long hair was tied up with a handkerchief, and she sat there neatly.

The skin color is obviously several shades brighter than those of these weathered merchants. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is white and luminous.

Facing the questions from people around him, his oval face showed an awkward yet polite smile from time to time, and occasionally nodded.

Wang Hui looked back at her sister, who was 1.55 meters tall and had a big face. She couldn't help but sigh. Women are most afraid of comparisons. Let alone being defeated, they can't even be compared together. The two sisters looked at each other and turned around outside the store in tacit understanding, returning to their homes.

At this time, more and more people came, almost filling the hardware store.

Everyone, you say something to me.

Others asked Ye Wenjun where his family was and what his parents did.

"Little girl is shy, don't ask questions." Yuan Xin couldn't stand it any longer, stood up and said to Ye Wenjun: "Xiaoye, come in and help me serve the food."

"Ok."

Ye Wenjun stood up in a hurry.

This is equivalent to issuing an eviction order, and everyone goes back in a sensible manner.

Entered the kitchen.

Yuan Xin took out a red envelope directly from his pocket and handed it over. "Aunt……"

"This is your official visit, and this is your red envelope."

"I can't have it."

"Don't fight with me, this is the rule." Yuan Xin couldn't help but put the red envelope into Ye Wenjun's pocket, "Let's wash our hands and eat."

After finishing the meal, Ye Wenjun secretly told Gu Yuan about this and took out the red envelope: "Auntie gave this."

Gu Yuan took it and opened it, he saw six hundred and sixty-six, "What a blessing!"

"Auntie said this is a rule, but I can't refuse."

Ye Wenjun whispered.

She has been in school and is not very clear about these rules and customs, and has never been exposed to them.

Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows. This rule seems to exist all over the country, "This red envelope is considered as the old couple officially recognizing you. Of course, there is another saying that if you don't want it, it means that the girl still doesn't agree with the relationship."

Ye Wenjun was stunned. She didn't expect it to have these meanings. She squeezed the red envelope tightly with both hands and nodded seriously:

"I'll take it!"

……

Yuan Xin was very fast. In the afternoon, she found a coach from the driving school through Li Guobin, who sold Ming coins. The other person was Li Guobin, a fellow from Henan Province. His surname was Wang. He had a face with Chinese characters and a fierce look. He had a student's filial piety cigarette in his mouth. He didn't say a few words when they met. He asked for his ID card and threw it away. I left with two textbooks.

"That's it?"

Gu Yuan held the book and thought to himself that this coach is quite fickle, but I am afraid that such a personality would be difficult to get along with, and he would be a terrible scolder.

Li Guobin thought that Gu Yuan felt that the procedure was wrong, so he explained: "Driving schools basically accept students in two ways, either by signing up directly, or by the instructor himself taking on private work. You are the private work he takes, so you can go there when the time comes. Just use his private car.”

Of course Gu Yuan didn't care.

As a veteran driver with more than ten years of experience, he could take all the exams with ease, but it was Ye Wenjun's first time driving a car, so he naturally needed to study hard.

then.

Ye Wenjun stayed at Gu Yuan's house in the following days.

There is not much farm work in summer, so business is slow, and most of the people buying and selling goods are on the construction site. Ye Wenjun would read the textbook whenever he had free time, while Gu Yuan didn't even bother to flip through the book. Comparing the two, Yuan Xin suddenly hated the fact that iron cannot become steel:

"Ye Wenjun holds a book and reads it every day. I think what will you do if you fail the exam?"

Ye Wenjun also looked over worriedly.

They are honest children who take every exam seriously.

Gu Yuan laughed loudly, "I can pass this kind of pediatric exam with my eyes closed."

I watched it for two days.

Gu Yuan took Ye Wenjun to go online again, because all the exams this time were marked by computer, and he needed to be familiar with computer operation and do some simulation questions. Gu Yuan was playing 3C on the side. When the round was over, he realized that Ye Wenjun was looking at him with his head propped up:

"what?"

"You also do some questions."

Ye Wenjun whispered.

"No, I'm confident."

Gu Yuan waved his hand, the traffic regulations questions were all dead. The old, illiterate merchants in the market who didn't even know ABCD could pass the test by memorizing the answers. Could he still fail the test?

"Okay, okay."

Ye Wenjun, who was a little insistent at first, could only nod his head after hearing this.

On the third day, the coach called them and called them to the vehicle management office to take the test. There were quite a few people coming to take the test, including coaches from the same driving school. When coaches stay together, naturally they can only talk about their students. The other coach said:

"I picked up a few students from the health school this summer. They were really stupid and couldn't speak. I took the second subject test seven or eight times and still haven't passed it."

"Health school!"

Coach Wang was holding a cigarette in his mouth. Most of the health schools in Liuzhou are vocational high schools, and people who can't pass the high school entrance exams. "The two students I taught today are different. They are both from the University of Science and Technology of China. They will definitely learn quickly."

Just saying.

Ye Wenjun and Gu Yuan came out of the examination room.

"How was your exam?" Coach Wang greeted from afar.

Ye Wenjun: "One hundred points."

"What about you?" The coach looked at Gu Yuan.

"Day, 89."

(End of this chapter)