Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 325: My girlfriend and mother fall into the water, who to save first?
More than just love.

All communication between people is mutual, except for parents.

And now there is another kind of person: dog lickers.

But even parents will eventually collapse in the face of their children's never-ending gnawing. Naturally, the same goes for licking dogs. You will end up with nothing on this road. It is already a great blessing to meet a girl who can give back to you.

When no one wants to lick it, all prosperity will collapse in an instant.

but.

For the boys, Pan Dahai's words were somewhat deafening.

It’s okay to invite girls to dinner.

But it won’t work if you treat yourself as a free meal ticket.

"Boss, let me tell you, women, never let the other person take control of you." In the classroom, the teacher was lecturing, and Chen Chu was imparting experience to Shi Jin, "In love, who takes the initiative first? Whoever loses!"

"day!"

Chen Chu took a long breath and said, "This is simple, save mom first."

He originally wanted to have a girlfriend, but he was awakened by Pan Dahai's words. After doing the fruit group purchase, his money gradually became richer, but when he thought that he had to support a girl in vain for several years, he Somewhat reluctant.

"What about my girlfriend?" Zheng Chao asked impatiently: "If this happens, my girlfriend will definitely be unhappy, right?"

Shi Jin was stunned. "What should I do?"

This answer was a classic. It was more than perfect. For a while, they couldn't find any room to refute it.

"It's simple. When talking about a girlfriend, it's like fighting an eagle. If you survive the other person, you win. But remember to have a certain degree of control. If you go too far, your girlfriend will fly away!" Chen Chu said.

Chen Chu felt that Gu Yuan's smile was a bit sarcastic. He had been thinking about this answer when he was in junior high school. Later, after listening to JJ Lin's "Mermaid", he suddenly realized that he still had this kind of thinking, so he came up with this unique answer:
"Fourth, why are you laughing? Do you have a better answer?"

"So there is something like this." Zheng Chao sighed.

One dares to teach, the other dares to learn, and there is actually an auditor.

In short, love thieves waste their fucking money.

Gu Yuan looked on and laughed.

"Don't worry, I'm not finished yet."

"If you are too anxious, you will definitely be manipulated by the other party in the future. If it were me, I would definitely not be like this."

Shi Jin nodded wildly.

Shi Jin and Zheng Chao couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"Then I have a question. If my girlfriend asks me that she fell into the water with your mother, how should I answer?" Shi Jin asked a century-old problem. After thinking about it, he felt that this question was not cruel enough, so he added last sentence:
"If you can only save one, who should you save first?"

Chen Chu's eyes were dark and his tone was heavy: "Then I will accompany my girlfriend to die for love."

"Fuck!"

Shi Jin and Zheng Chao also nodded wildly.

"People who really like you won't ask this kind of question." Gu Yuan glanced at Chen Chu faintly and smiled, "The reason why she asked this is just to confirm her position in your heart. If someone does this If you ask, you can break up directly."

Chen Chu was dumbfounded. He had no idea that he could jump out of the question and answer it. But he was still unconvinced, "If you answer like that, you will definitely not have a girlfriend..."

Gu Yuan glanced at Ye Wenjun sitting in the front row, and Chen Chu was speechless. I looked at my phone with a smile, because a message came.

Zhou Xiao: I have a meeting this afternoon. Can you come?
Gu Yuan: If there is nothing else, I will try my best to rush there.

Zhou Xiao: Got it.

Gu Yuan smiled. This kind of answer seemed like the other person was his subordinate.

Gu Qinqin has resigned from the department student union, and Zhou Xiao has become the chairman. If nothing else happens, it will be his turn next semester.

"I'm really not interested in the position of student union president!"

Gu Yuan shook his head.

The reason why I joined the student union in the first place was just to live a more comfortable life in college, but I didn't expect that I was now getting out step by step. Putting the phone back, Gu Yuan touched a coin with his fingertips. He was stunned for a moment and realized that it was a dime. I don’t know what I bought with the change.

"In a few years, this kind of steel will be eliminated!"

Gu Yuan smacked his lips.

In the era of mobile payments, cash has almost been eliminated.

In a previous life, Chaozi's son was in elementary school and studied banknotes in the first unit of second-grade mathematics. As a result, there were only a few students in a class who passed the exam. The fundamental reason was that they had never had any contact with cash.

After playing with it for a while, he took it out, pressed the coin under the page, and carved it little by little with his fingernails.

Not a moment.

A lifelike engraving appeared on the page.

"Children or not, I stopped playing when I was in elementary school." Chen Chu pursed his lips.

"It's really naive for junior high school students and high school students, but it's just right for college students!" Gu Yuan said with a smile.

After watching it for a while, Chen Chu suddenly found it quite interesting. He found that there was a one-yuan coin in his pocket, so he put it there and started drawing with a pen.

As soon as get out of class is over.

Shi Jin hurriedly walked out the door.

Chen Chuzhi sighed: "It seems that he still hasn't understood the true meaning of love!"

Ye Wenjun put away his books and stood up, "Would you like to eat in the cafeteria?"

"go!"

Gu Yuan said directly.

However, plans always failed to keep up with changes. As soon as the two left the classroom, Sun Baocheng called and asked if he had time. The other party was waiting for him in the office and said he wanted to chat.

He can ignore the student union, but the department head can't.

Ye Wenjun saw his hesitation, so he said, "You go ahead, I'll wait for you in the cafeteria."

"What are you waiting for me to do? Let's go together!"

Gu Yuan waved.

Ye Wenjun was obedient and never interrupted when talking about things, so what reason was there for not taking her with him?

"it is good!"

Ye Wenjun nodded with a smile and followed him to the office.

Sun Baocheng came to him for no other reason than to pay attention to the development of the snack shop. Although it looks like there is only a second branch, in fact, stepping out of the university town means facing social competition.

……

at the same time.

In the student union office, everyone was discussing the New Year's Day party. Zhou Xiao had participated in such meetings many times and was familiar with them. The External Relations Department is responsible for soliciting sponsorship, the Literature and Art Department is responsible for programs, and the Publicity Department is responsible for designing the layout.

The heads of various departments are writing and drawing to record their responsibilities.

There is a vacancy among the three vice-chairman positions, and Gu Yuan's name is written on the nameplate.

After a while.

Zhou Xiao collected his notes and said, "Today's meeting ends here. If you don't understand anything, you can ask questions."

There was silence and no one answered.

"Since there is no problem, let's adjourn the meeting!" Zhou Xiao stood up.

"Wait a minute, I have a question!" At this time, someone suddenly said. Seeing Zhou Xiao stop, the other person continued: "I want to ask, as the vice chairman, Gu Yuan has never participated in a meeting. I wonder what the chairman thinks of this behavior?”

(End of this chapter)