Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 330: Injury to the enemy eight hundred, damage to oneself three thousand

After chatting with everyone for a while, the people in the dormitory gradually dispersed because it was almost dinner time. However, Shi Jin encouraged everyone to take a bath together, because at this point, there were relatively few people in the bathhouse. The school's bathhouse is not expensive, only two yuan a ticket, so more people go there, and of course the conditions are relatively simple.

There are several rows of cabinets for storing clothes, as well as beds for lying down after taking a shower.

“There are so few bathhouses in Hui Province, it’s hard to find a place to take a bath.”

Shi Jin quickly took off his clothes, shivering from the cold. In the wet and cold weather in Hui Province, no matter how much you wear, you will feel chilly, which makes him quite unaccustomed.

“There’s more solar power for homes, so there are fewer bathhouses.”

Gu Yuan explained.

When he was in elementary school, there were at least six or seven bathhouses on one street. Later, all of them disappeared, and they all turned into "royal pools" like the Dragon Palace. No matter how cheap it is, it only costs 20 yuan, so students can't afford it.

At this time, everyone started to brag.

Shi Jin said that he used to take a bath in a bathhouse and saw a man with an elephant tattoo on his lower body. Chen Chu said that it was wool. He had seen a foreigner in a short movie with a Pinocchio tattoo, and his nose could become longer or shorter.

After saying this, everyone started thinking about it.

Gu Yuan waved his hand. Everyone has their own living habits. Although he couldn't understand it, it wouldn't be as obvious as others. But it was also because he didn't share a dormitory with him, otherwise he would definitely not be able to bear it.

Gu Yuan chose a corner and held the pool with his arms. They were the only ones in the bathhouse at this moment, so Shi Jin and the other two splashed water happily. When the great master saw Gu Yuan and others getting into the pool, his face was full of disdain. He specially carried his plastic basket containing shampoo and soap away from them, and stood under the shower head to wash himself carefully.

You are neither a boss nor a parent, so what qualifications do you have to point fingers at others.

"I guess I have mysophobia!"

"what happened?"

"I still remember the first time Zheng Chao entered the bathhouse and he was still wearing underpants."

Zheng Chao whispered.

"He seems to be in Class 2. I heard someone mention him." Chen Chu raised his eyebrows.

There is indeed such a "great master" in the second class. He is a severe mysophobia patient. Not only the table is spotless, he brushes his teeth three times a day, and even brings his own dishes and chopsticks when he goes to the cafeteria.

The four naked people jumped into the pool crying and howling.

When the other party came to the bed, he didn't rush to take off his clothes. Instead, he took two newspapers he had brought with him and carefully put them under his body. Then he slowly took off his clothes. While the four of them were stunned, he took off his clothes. The clothes were neatly folded.

Shi Jin was stunned on the spot.

Gu Yuan smiled.

He even pointed at other dormitories, but now he is isolated by most of the class.

There is a huge geographical gap between the north and the south, so their living habits are completely different. Zheng Chao has never been to a bathhouse since he was a child. When someone mentioned his past, he was about to defend himself when he heard a "swish" sound and another student came in.

Forget it all, but the key thing is that the dormitory must be clean and tidy, and everything must be done according to the requirements of the other roommates during the freshman military training. With one's own efforts, the other three people in the dormitory must be tortured to death.

"Damn it, this guy..."

Seeing Shi Jin and the others splashing water, they hid on the edge again. I don’t know if it was for psychological reasons or what happened, but I always felt that the other party poured water on me, and I broke out on the spot:
"Are you finished?"

"Ouch!"

"Let's go and stop meddling in other people's business."

Shi Jin was still confused, not knowing why the other party suddenly attacked.

The great god shouted: "You poured all the water on me. Isn't it dirty? Do you know how many people wash the water in the pool every day? According to research, seven percent of the water in the pool is Ten is urine!”

"Maybe there are people washing their butts in the pool! Maybe there are people secretly masturbating in there!" "You don't mind being dirty, so you just poured water on me, and I don't mind being dirty!"

The great god looked so emotional, as if he had drowned in a bathhouse in his previous life, and he hated this place to the extreme.

"day!"

Chen Chu was dumbfounded on the spot.

To be honest, of course he knows these things. However, who would think about this when they have nothing to do? Isn’t it disgusting to myself?
Gu Yuan also frowned, thinking, is this person sick?
And it’s still a serious illness.

It's seven or eight meters away, and there's a wall panel, so how could water splash on you?
No wonder he was isolated by most of the class.

"Fuck!"

Shi Jin felt a little embarrassed on the spot and stood up angrily.

But the great god was not afraid at all. Instead, he shouted: "Why, you want to hit me, if you have the guts, just try it!"

Shi Jin was stood up, and he was angrily about to rush out of the pool and beat him, but Gu Yuan reacted quickly and grabbed Shi Jin. The bathroom was covered with ceramic tiles and was soaked in water all year round, so it was slippery. If it fell somewhere, it would be a big deal.

"Don't do anything, otherwise you'll cause trouble and it won't end well. If he hates you, won't you hate him?"

Before Shi Jin could react, Chen Chu had already started to curse:
"You talk so bad, did you grow up drinking? The food you eat is poured out of excrement, no wonder."

"The floor tiles under your feet may have been pooped by someone. How come your bare feet don't feel dirty? The person shaking hands with you may not have washed his hands after the flight. The lady in the cafeteria serves you food with the hands that have touched the feet. , you can actually eat it!"

"The air you breathe is all other people's farts. Even if it's not, it's still the exhaust fumes released by other people."

The master of the second class still wanted to continue the quarrel, but he didn't expect that Chen Chu was scolding him as a thief. He couldn't scold him at all, and wanted to hit him angrily, but when he saw the four other people, he immediately left in anger.

The few who won the battle continued to soak in the pool for a while. Gradually, more and more people were in the bathhouse, and some people were ready to clean up.

However, when it comes to the great god just now, everyone feels terrible.

Zheng Chao shook his head and said:
"I originally thought that the student from Class 2 was exaggerating, but after meeting him today, I found out that he is even more awesome than I thought. I'm afraid I won't be able to survive a day with such a person as my roommate! "

"If it were me, I would definitely be driven crazy!" Shi Jin sighed crazily.

"None of you are good at it. You are usually very talkative, but at the critical moment, you will wilt. This kind of person should be treated!" Chen Chu smacked his lips and praised himself, while saying: "At the critical moment, we still have to look at your second brother. , let’s go and eat, I’m tired of scolding you.”

He lifted up his pants and urged a few people.

Gu Yuan smiled and shook his head and said, "I'm not hungry."

"Damn, you didn't open your mouth just now, you must not be hungry. Boss, fourth, let's go to the cafeteria." Chen Chu greeted.

Shi Jin thought for a while, "I suddenly lost my appetite."

"Damn, what's going on with both of them?" Chen Chu didn't understand.

Zheng Chao couldn't help it anymore and asked in a low voice: "Second brother, you scolded me so fiercely just now, can you still eat now?"

Why can't I eat it?

I can eat three big bowls of rice!
Just when Chen Chu was about to speak, he suddenly thought of what he was scolding. He couldn't help but look bitter, and he suddenly lost much appetite.

"Forget it, let's go back and eat instant noodles!"

Chen Chu secretly said that he was a bitch.

Injure the enemy eight hundred and injure yourself three thousand.

(End of this chapter)