Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 334 I think you are seriously ill

At noon, he had lunch at Hegong University. During the meal, Gu Yuan met Chen Chu. When he was about to say hello to him, he saw him sneaking into a grocery store. After a while, he held a A box of rubber bands came out.

"what happened?"

asked the friend.

"Nothing, I saw my roommate."

"Would you like to go up and say hello, or call him over for dinner?"

Li Qiao also recognized the other party.

In their opinion, since he is Gu Yuan's roommate, he is one of their own.

Gu Yuan was about to say hello when he saw Chen Chu taking out a rubber band and rubbing it vigorously on his hands, as if he wanted to make the rubber band look old.

Then, put it in your pocket and leave.

Shi Jin wanted to cry but had no tears.

Just ask.

of course.

After the master changed it, he took out another piece of A4 paper and pasted it on the wall. Gu Yuan looked up and saw that it read, 'It is prohibited to dry down jackets in the washing machine. Violators will be fined.' There were three red exclamation marks on it.

"what happened?"

This morning, someone was using a washing machine to dry a down jacket. Unexpectedly, the down jacket exploded in the drum, with feathers everywhere.

"I don't know. I heard an explosion this morning. It almost scared the shit out of me."

When everyone heard the noise and rushed out to join in the fun, they found that the criminals had already fled.

"Brother Yuan, what do you think I should do?"

"Damn it, it's you!"

"You're good, you're not afraid of constipation anymore."

"I don't know which idiot did it."

"The washing machine that was just installed yesterday broke today? The quality is too bad!"

Gu Yuan shook his head.

It's normal. How can a manufacturer be willing to use such a high-end washing machine for students? Just now, Gu Yuan saw someone using a washing machine to wash shoes, and even a genius who used a washing machine to wash crayfish.

Only then did Gu Yuan know the reason:

Gu Yuan was stunned for a moment, wondering if this guy was seriously ill. Why would he go to Hefei University to buy rubber bands when he had nothing to do?
When I returned to the dormitory in the afternoon, it was still the same master as yesterday. He was dismantling a new washing machine, and there were a large group of college students watching around him, like passers-by watching an excavator.

When he returned to the dormitory, he saw Shi Jin holding a pink down jacket with a worried look on his face. There was a big hole in the back of the down jacket, and it was shriveled, like a body that had been hollowed out. Only then did Gu Yuan realize that the idiot was in his dormitory:

"I don't know which idiot did it."

Gu Yuan thought to himself.

The single-cylinder washing machines installed in schools are all high-speed dehydrators and do not have that many functions.

I wanted to show off in front of my girlfriend, but who would have thought that something like this would go wrong.

After a while, Chen Chu also came back. He was radiant and smiling.

"Isn't it just a down jacket? Just take her to buy a new one. If the old one doesn't go away, the new one won't come."

"Third brother, can you please move your pants to the side? As soon as I entered the door, I saw your pants hanging on the balcony. It affects my mood too much. You have made so much money, why don't you buy a few better ones? Your pants can be used as a sieve, can they block your birds? The feng shui of the bedroom has been destroyed by you. "

"Fourth, where did you go this morning? In the whole dormitory, you are the most idle, and you don't know how to sweep the floor or wipe the dust on the windowsill."

Shi Jin couldn't help it anymore: "Boy, are you taking stimulants and are you so excited? I can't wait to take you for a urine test."

Zheng Chao snorted coldly and continued, "I can prove that his urine is full of stimulants."

Gu Yuan glanced at him and felt something was wrong: "What good thing happened to you?"

"Hehe, what do you think?" "Sun, if you have the guts, don't say anything. Don't ask anyone. I'll stifle this little brat to death."

Gu Yuan turned around and left.

Zheng Chao and Shi Jin both started doing their own business, and Chen Chu's face suddenly fell.

When facing someone who likes to show off, you have to leave him alone. If there is no one to play with him, he will become intimidated. Sure enough, within two minutes, Chen Chu began to apologize, turning to look at Gu Yuan, "Fourth, do you want to know what good things happened to me?"

He didn't know why he started provoking Gu Yuan first. Maybe in his eyes, the other two people were just passers-by, and if Gu Yuan bowed his head first, he would win.

"Don't tell, I don't want to know."

Gu Yuan turned over, jumped on the bed, and faced the wall.

He turned to look at Zheng Chao and Shi Jin again.

The two of them also turned their heads away, each busy with his own business, not bothering him at all.

"Brother Yuan, have a cigarette." Chen Chu stood up and handed over a cigarette.

"I can take away the cigarettes, but if you want to talk about something, let's not talk about it."

"Jay, how can you listen?"

"Give me a dollar."

"it is good!"

Chen Chu quickly took out a steel coin from his pocket and handed it over.

Gu Yuan took it with a smile and put it directly into his pocket, "Tell me, what good thing happened to you?"

After giving the money, he realized something was wrong. Damn it, he clearly imagined that the other party was begging him, so why did he do it the other way around? He rolled up his sleeves, revealing his arms that looked like black pig legs, with a black rubber band hanging from them.

"what is this?"

Zheng Chao asked.

"Silly, this is a rubber band used to tie girls' hair!" Shi Jin reacted immediately. He looked at Chen Chu in disbelief, "You have a girlfriend?"

"hold head high!"

Chen Chu nodded.

Zheng Chao quickly asked: "Damn it, when did you have a girlfriend without saying a word? I've never heard you say anything about her before, what she looks like and where she goes to school?"

"At Annan University, we look average. But we have the same views and we can talk about many things. We have been chatting online before, and we just met at noon today. I also gave her a bouquet of flowers. When he left, he tied a rubber band on my hand, saying that it would not only tie up my body, but also tie up my heart!”

Chen Chu's face was filled with intoxication.

"This speed is too fast!" Shi Jin expressed envy.

"You don't understand, this is the gap between people. Some people can only hold hands for three to five years. Some people feel that it is too late to meet each other once they meet. Brother, do you understand?" Chen Chu patted Shi Jin's shoulder hard and educated him in the tone of someone who had experienced it.

After saying that, he turned to look at Zheng Chao, "Lao San, now I also have a girlfriend, and you are the only single guy left in the whole dormitory. You have to work hard, and don't hold us back from 404." !”

Zheng Chao blushed.

This feeling is extremely uncomfortable.

Gu Yuan was silent for a moment, and then he realized why Chen Chu went to Hegong University to buy rubber bands at noon. It was because of this incident.

This guy is so vain.

In order to hide his single status, he actually went to this extent.

He didn't expose Chen Chu, but returned the dollar from his pocket.

Chen Chu was stunned for a moment, "What is this for?"

Gu Yuan whispered, "Bring some medicine, I think you are seriously ill."

(End of this chapter)