Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 399 Moving
No matter what the situation is, as long as such topics are discussed in the men's dormitory, everyone will be very interested. Shi Jin, who was originally concentrating on playing games, and Zheng Chao, who was settling accounts, all raised their heads and looked straight at Gu Yuan.

Gu Yuan suddenly remembered the scene of Ye Wenjun buttoning himself up, but still sneered, "I'm not a woman, how do I know?"

Hearing this, everyone was immediately disappointed.

"Ahem, but I still know a thing or two!"

However, Gu Yuan suddenly spoke again, and the entire dormitory suddenly became quiet, and everyone's breathing accelerated involuntarily.

"Actually, women and men are the same. They are always the most attractive with their faces half-covered while still holding a pipa. It is better to wear half-covered clothes than to wear fancy clothes. Men think that girls wearing white silk stockings are pure and cute, while women think that men wearing white silk stockings are pure and cute. The shirt is sunny and cheerful..."

"Men dress up girls, and girls dress up men. In many ways, men and women are similar!"

Gu Yuan casually talked about what he saw in the forum, the self-analysis of a certain female user: "Men like the pure, and some like the coquettish. The same goes for women, they like the serious, and some like the naughty..."

"Don't think of women as too mysterious. There is only one reason why you can't guess what the other person is thinking, and that's because your rank is lower than that of the other person. Sometimes when you are happy with others, you should look It depends on whether the three views of each other are consistent, or whether the other party's rank is too high to let your words fall into place. "

As Gu Yuan was talking, he turned around and saw that the other three people in the dormitory were listening very carefully. Chen Chu even took out a pen and started writing and drawing. Gu Yuan leaned over and found that the other person had written everything he just said. After writing it down, I couldn't help but laugh and said:

"why?"

Gu Yuan chuckled.

There are many "tomboys" among girls. They are exactly the same as boys. They don't like skirts and cosmetics. They play games and hook up with each other just like boys.

Unexpectedly, Chen Chu still felt that what Gu Yuan said was a bit over the top and couldn't help but interrupt:

But no one took it seriously.

Gu Yuan couldn't stand it anymore and scolded directly: "The smell is too strong. Clean out the wastebaskets. Whoever has paper in the wastebaskets from now on will be fined 100 yuan!"

"The Legend of Zhen Huan" hasn't been broadcast yet, otherwise he could use this TV series as an example: dozens of women fighting for a chicken, isn't this typical?

"Grass!"

"What about the differences?"

Seeing this familiar action, everyone knew that Chen Chu was about to start sewing, so they all turned their heads and did their own things. After a while I went to the bathroom, and soon the sound of water in the shower started to sound.

Gu Yuan stretched out, rested his head on his hands, and thought hard. In fact, in his opinion, men and women are the same. It's just because of the different ways of raising children when they were young that there are differences in the process of growing up.

"If you remember it, it will be in vain!"

Because when it comes to appearance among boys, no one will admit defeat. Even Chen Chu dared to look in the mirror and shout that he was more handsome than Gu Yuan, but girls couldn't appreciate his beauty.

……

Chen Chu's face was full of wretchedness, and he was still urging Gu Yuan, "Brother Yuan, please go on and satisfy my thirst for knowledge."

When you meet a handsome man, your benefactor is very kind and kind, and the little girl is willing to commit herself to him. "

However, this topic was too complicated, so Gu Yuan simplified it and said with a smile: "Maybe it's the way of thinking!"

As soon as Gu Yuan said these words, the brothers who had been taking notes with great interest all cursed and dropped their pens.

But if it is a male novel, if the male protagonist in the Qi Refining Stage is framed, he will be killed by the Mahayana Stage Brother who may have framed him, as well as the Tribulation Stage Elder who was standing aside, until no one dares to frame him. What I said is the truth. If you don't believe it, you are a corpse. "

After Chen Chu finished, Zheng Chao, who had been lying on the bed, also hurried to the bathroom, followed by Shi Jin.

This question was so ambiguous that it directly pushed the atmosphere to a climax. The dormitory was quiet for a while, and Gu Yuan smiled and said, "It should be so. I remember a girl reported it to herself. Girls are all like this, but they are better at it. Pack."

Shi Jin suddenly asked.

If a little girl encounters an ugly person, she will have nothing to repay, and she will be treated as a cow or a horse in the next life.

“Academicians can’t teach this!”

"Forget it, I won't ask you anymore, I'll continue learning how to dress."

On May Day this year, Gu Yuan sent all the students in his class to Zhangjiajie for a trip, but he and Ye Wenjun stayed.

"Are you going to be impulsive just because an aunt who looks like a bucket puts on a black stocking maid outfit?" Seeing Chen Chu shaking his head, Gu Yuan sneered and continued: "It's the same with girls, the outfit is only second. Goblin Wearing a suit, you are still a goblin, the world mainly depends on your appearance.”

This smile also inspired other people, and everyone started laughing too. It turns out that in their eyes, girls seem to be separated by a layer, as if they are another species. It turns out that we are all the same.

Chen Chu turned around, put on his headphones, took out a tissue from the drawer, and closed the curtains on his seat.

of course.

Among boys, there are also some 'sissies'.

"Can it be simpler?"

Gu Yuan paused, and then slowly said: "Let's use novels as an analogy:
If it were a female novel, and the heroine of Mahayana cultivation was falsely accused, they would fight with the junior sister who falsely accused her of Qi refining in front of the sect elders.

"I don't know how to say this either."

No one was very satisfied with Gu Yuan's answer. They wanted to know something else.

Zheng Chao held it in for a while and suddenly asked: "In other words, girls are also 'lecherous'?"

"According to what you said, in some cases, girls and boys are the same?"

"Last time, a big academician came to give a lecture. I didn't see you being so serious. I just said a few random words and you took notes."

"How do you say something?

Obviously.

The dormitory was silent for a while.

Because I’m going to move today.

Since ancient times, housewarming has been as important an event as weddings and funerals. In Liuzhou, moving to a new house is also called "Zhuangzhuang". On this day, relatives and friends are invited to a "Zhuangzhuang" banquet, which will not end until the early morning. On the one hand, it is to let everyone recognize the door, and on the other hand, it is to make the family more popular.

So the night before, the two of them arrived at Tiantangzhai. After getting up early, they had a few bites of food and started packing.

"Don't take the pots and pans with you. Just take some necessary clothes with you." Gu Yuan saw Ye Wenjun preparing to pack the pots and pans and quickly stopped her, "We will come back for a few days during the New Year and the holidays if we don't keep them all... Bring your books and clothes."

"Will you come back in the future?" Ye Wenjun asked.

"This is all homestead land. It must not be left abandoned like this. I will apply for it when I have time to see if it can be demolished and rebuilt."

Gu Yuan smiled.

Ye Wenjun not only had a homestead, but also several acres of land in her name. However, she was a student and could not farm, so she transferred it to a large contractor in the village, and she could still get more than 200 yuan in rent every month. Even Gu Yuan has two acres of land under his name, but the old lady and the old man are farming it themselves.

The family has a total of 17 acres of land. During the busy farming season, the five Lao Gu brothers and sisters have to go back to help. After taking into account the cost of pesticides and seeds, the net income can only be less than 20,000 yuan a year. Gu Yuan didn't know how many times he persuaded them to sublet the land, but they couldn't bear to part with the land they had cultivated all their lives.

"I don't understand these things. You make the decision and I will listen to you!" After hearing this, Ye Wenjun opened the shabby wardrobe and rummaged through the clothes.

Gu Yuan collected Ye Wenjun's books. Most of them were textbooks, and there were also a lot of "Introduction to Primary School Students".

After flipping through it at random, I found that every book was well preserved, and every page of notes was neatly written. Even the composition books and calculation books I had done were yellowed, and the corners were all scratched. Not cocked:
"Hey, why didn't I see your sixth grade elementary school book..."

"I only had five years of elementary school!" Ye Wenjun turned around and said.

"Then I am in a six-year system. In this case, you have not lost a single book from elementary school to university. Unlike me, I only have high school books left." Gu Yuanxiang thought. When he was in elementary school, he happened to catch up with the reform. Even in the same urban area, different elementary schools had different textbooks.

Some take five years, some take six years.

Just as he was talking, when the page of the book was opened, two yellowed photos fell out.

Gu Yuan picked it up. The photo was still black and white, with old-fashioned wavy edges. After just one glance, he recognized it. This was a photo of Ye Wenjun when he was in elementary school. He was so immature that it gave people a cute feeling: "I didn't expect that you were quite beautiful when you were in elementary school..."

"This is the elementary school graduation photo."

Ye Wenjun was a little embarrassed.

Gu Yuan flipped through the book again and found a photo of Ye Wenjun from junior high school. He looked roughly the same. Ye Wenjun was about to take it over, but Gu Yuan didn't expect to put it directly into his pocket: "I will keep these photos first. When I go back, I will directly put them in the album. I can't find them after they are thrown around."

I only packed books and clothes. Although it didn't look like much, it was still quite a lot once I packed it up. I packed six or seven large boxes.

After each box was loaded, the driver, Zhao, carried it into the car.

I was busy from the moment I opened my eyes in the morning until eleven o'clock.

Gu Yuan looked around the room and nodded with satisfaction: "It's almost done."

Before leaving.

He also got a new lock.

It was already past four o'clock in the afternoon when he returned to the villa. Ye Wenjun washed his hands, put on an apron and started cooking.

After Lao Zhao finished unloading the things, he said, "Mr. Gu, there's nothing to do here, so I'll leave first."

Ye Wenjun heard the noise and said quickly, "Uncle Zhao, you have been busy with us all day, so please stay for dinner!"

Lao Zhao still had a sense of proportion and knew that the next step was his boss's private time, so he quickly waved his hand and refused: "No, there are still some things at the company."

Gu Yuan took out a Chinese medicine from home, and Lao Zhao drove away happily.

The villa was renovated last year, with all appliances and furniture. If I hadn't chosen the date, I would have already moved in. The biggest change is in the yard. Looking up, you can see the lush grape trellis. When the green leaves are in their prime, many new branches are climbing along the trellis.

Among the fallen leaves, you can still see bunches of green grapes. The smallest ones are only as big as a grain of rice, and the big ones are as big as a fingernail.

Picking one off and throwing it into his mouth, Gu Yuan narrowed his eyes in a sour mood.

In addition, there is a cherry tree, which is already full of fruits. There is also a pomegranate tree in the backyard. They are old tree stumps collected from the countryside for more than ten years. They also have lush branches and will bear fruit in autumn.

There is also a fish pond in front of the entrance to the courtyard.

After the electricity was turned on, the water flowed down the rockery, and a few small fish swam under the lotus leaves.

Generally speaking.

There is water in the courtyard, and the first floor is connected to the ground. There is a lot of greenery in the community, which attracts mosquitoes. In the summer, moths and mosquitoes can hit the doors and windows. No matter how tight the doors and windows are sealed, if you don't look at them for a few summers, the lampshade will be filled with a layer of light-seeking bugs.

However, Gu Yuan had set up a formation in advance. With the courtyard as the center, snakes, insects, rats, and ants could not enter at all.

In addition, there is also the formation of 'warm in winter and cool in summer'.

There is no need to turn on the heating in winter and no need to turn on air conditioning in summer. The main focus is comfort.

"This is our new home!"

Gu Yuan couldn't help but sigh.

He thought that being so rich and a cultivator in this life, he wouldn't have too many feelings about moving, but he didn't expect that on the day he officially moved in, he still had some inexplicable feelings in his heart.

Chinese people always have an inseparable emotion towards the word 'home'. If you have a home, you will have shelter, and you will have a place to shelter from the wind and rain. Many people work hard all their lives just to have a roof over their heads to protect them from wind and rain.

Before Gu Yuan had time to put away his clothes and books, Zhu You and Li Qiao came to the door with their girlfriends, along with watermelon and beer.

The others have not changed much. The biggest change is Yang Tingyu. In just over half a year, she lost 50 to 60 pounds. She is not like a cannonball. Now her waist is visible, standing with Li Qiao. It looks quite matching.

This made Gu Yuan couldn't help but sigh:
If you really like someone, you are still willing to change for them.

The brothers were chatting in the living room, while Wu Xiaojuan and Yang Tingyu ran to the kitchen to help.

"It's just us, you didn't call us uncle or aunt?" Li Qiao asked.

"without!"

Gu Yuan waved his hand, "Because if you call someone, there will be dozens of relatives and friends. Plus, we are across the city, so it is always inconvenient to go back and forth. If you don't call someone, he will be unhappy and feel that you are not happy. Pay attention to him and urge him three times.”

"If you call some people, they will find it troublesome and don't want to come. Even if they come, they will be unhappy. Simply, I won't call anyone. When the time comes, even if others talk about it, I will have something to say: My parents Didn't even shout..."

Not long after, dinner was ready, and they moved directly to the yard instead of eating in the living room. The small folding table is piled with vegetables. In addition to crayfish and snails, there are also boiled fish, stir-fried pork liver, and boiled peanuts, all of which are good dishes to go with wine.

Although no one persuades people to drink, they always drink a few drinks when the atmosphere is up. Wu Xiaojuan and Yang Tingyu both picked up wine glasses, and the six people exchanged glasses. It was so lively. Even Ye Wenjun drank a can of beer, his face flushed. of.

After dinner, the three girls washed the dishes and sat in the living room watching TV and chatting. The three brothers went to the basement on the second floor to play cards.

The bustle lasted past midnight. After making arrangements for Li Qiao and his friend, the two of them washed up and went to bed.

Lying on the bed, Ye Wenjun turned over several times.

"What, can't you sleep?"

"Well, yeah, sort of."

"Aren't you used to it?"

"I feel like the quilt is so light, and it seems a little unsteady when it's covering my body..."

Gu Yuan smiled.

Before this, they were covered with old-fashioned cotton quilts, but now they suddenly changed to light silk quilts, which was indeed a bit uncomfortable. He straightened his arms and put them on the pillow, motioning Ye Wenjun to rest his head on it, "What now?"

“I feel much more at ease.”

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(End of this chapter)