Chapter 401 Recommended amputation
The great man said:

Love without the purpose of marriage is a hooliganism.

But today's marriages are all made into business.

The most hateful thing is that since you have decided to do business, you should carefully negotiate the price. The 'buyer' should be free to choose and follow the rules of free market buying and selling. If the bride price of two to three hundred thousand is destined to be given out, why can't the 'buyer' choose a better one?

But after being abandoned, he brought out those "worthless" feelings and cried all over the world, saying that he seemed to be the one who was abandoned.

Someone who truly loves you won't let you go through such hard work.

There is no need to feel guilty about people who don't love you.

Ye Wenjun had never imagined that his life would be so comfortable and secure.

In fact, it was not just Gu Yuan who had a home, it seemed that he had a home overnight. And when Gu Yuan dialed, she realized that she was already old enough to get married. What makes her shy is that Gu Yuan is not yet old enough.

Isn’t this really an old cow eating young grass?

"Ha ha!"

"These grapes were not ripe two days ago, how come they are ripe so quickly?"

Gu Yuan thought for a while, took out his phone, clicked on the camera, and took a photo of the two of them sitting under a grape trellis.

For a while.

“It’s only May, are the grapes already ripe?”

"Study committee member, we are so disappointed that you didn't come this time!"

"My bad, my bad, make arrangements in advance next time."

It took Ye Wenjun a long time to come to his senses, and he pushed Gu Yuan with a blushing face: "You are so unruly..."

"why?"

"No wonder I didn't come to travel. It turned out that the young couple went on their honeymoon."

This is just like in elementary school and junior high school, there will definitely be some naughty boys who will deliberately provoke some girls and make them angry. Seeing the other person's shy and angry look, and then playing and fooling around together, I actually felt happy in my heart.

This is from someone who is relatively close to me.

If the relationship is not in place, you can only pay attention to other places:

After chatting for a while, the beeps in the class group kept buzzing.

"Don't call me Lao Niu." Ye Wenjun pouted, his eyes full of shyness, and struggled to take his legs back. But Gu Yuan couldn't bear it anymore and was even stronger, so he could only bear the opponent's claws. When she was panicking, she suddenly found that the grapes on the shelf were already turning red and purple, and she murmured curiously:

"It turns out that we are enjoying the world of two people."

Seeing this, many students in the group asked why they didn't go out together on May Day.

Gu Yuan smiled happily.

Gu Yuan answered one by one: "I have been busy moving on May Day, and it is just over now."

"Yes."

"Old Niu, let me rub your legs!"

The already lively class group became increasingly lively and chatting.

Yesterday, he set up a 'spirit-stimulating array' in the yard, so fruits and other fruits matured very quickly.

Ye Wenjun picked one off and ate one, feeling the taste was sour and sweet. He picked one off with a smile, peeled off the skin, fed it to Gu Yuan, and suddenly smiled and said: "By the way, why do concubines in costume dramas give it to the king?" Where are the grapes?"

Lian Xiaoqin took a look at the photo and asked curiously: "Is this your yard?"

Gu Yuan opened his mouth and sent an express train, "But the most important thing is that the concubine only has grapes on her body, and she can't feed anything else."

So Gu Yuan simply suggested to him to directly impose a standard and let the opinions of the majority prevail over the opinions of a small number of people.

"These are grapes I grew myself, a different variety."

Ye Wenjun took out his phone and took a look. It turned out that the May Day trip was over and everyone had uploaded their photos to the group space. Lian Xiaoqin is still at @Gu Yuan and Ye Wenjun, saying that the two of them did not go traveling, so they posted the photos specifically so that they could also experience the scenery of nature.

In the afternoon, I put away the dry clothes and adjusted the direction of the semi-wet shoes so that the soles were pointed towards the sun. Ye Wenjun leaned lazily on the lounge chair. The sunlight passed through the grape trellis and turned into mottled gold and fell on him.

Gu Yuan rubbed Ye Wenjun's thigh and slapped it haha.

"Maybe it's a different breed."

"This is where?"

"It's just... you didn't follow me, so this trip was a bit chaotic."

"Hey, the other ones are not very beautiful! Regardless of the age when fruits were introduced, think about it, it is not appropriate to stuff a braised pork elbow into your mouth! You have to peel the durian and cut the watermelon. Bananas are fine too…”

Gu Yuan stood up and took a few photos along the yard with his mobile phone, including wine, apricot trees, pomegranate trees, and cherry trees.

Gu Yuan felt that this question was a bit original. He seemed to have never thought about it before, so he thought about it and answered:

Gu Yuan stood up with a smile, put her slender thigh on his knee, and rubbed it slowly:

Make breakfast after getting up in the morning. After eating breakfast, review the vocabulary with peace of mind. It's not as exciting as in Qiong Yao's novels. I just treat every day as the first day and try my best to live a wonderful and different life.

"Young grass, come and eat a grape."

He had already learned about this trip from Shi Jin in advance. Because Shi Jin was inexperienced, he actually took the initiative to put out the travel route for everyone to discuss, because many times, everyone wanted to go their own way, so It was noisy all the way.

A photo immediately resonated with many classmates who live in rural areas.

"I still remember that there was a big mulberry tree in our village. When we were young, my brother and I used to climb the tree to grab the mulberry fruits to eat. In the end, the fire broke out, and he actually pushed me off the tree."

"There was a pear tree next to my grandma's kitchen. It was a wild pear in the mountains. But later, because the village was going to open to traffic, the tree was cut down, and I have never eaten my grandma's pears again."

"This is a cherry tree. Cherry trees are delicious but difficult to grow. I can't eat the cherry trees in my hometown every year. Most of them are eaten by Jiaqiao."

"I'm so envious. I also want to have a yard full of fruit trees like this. I can pick whatever fruits I want in the future."

"You don't count this as living together?" There are a few people in the female dormitory in 303 who know the truth. Jiang Ying is one of them. Of course she knows that the two of them moved on May Day, so she also chatted with Ye Wenjun privately:

"Will you go back to school to stay at night from now on?"

Living together is very common in universities.

Some people were living in the dormitory but disappeared. After asking later, I found out that they had moved out and lived with their partner. Most of them would move out during their senior year.

There are even bold ones who move out in their sophomore year.

Ye Wenjun didn't know how to answer, so he handed the phone to Gu Yuan. Gu Yuan thought for a while and said: "I will live back at school in the future. I can only come here on Saturdays and Sundays. Our place is more than an hour away from the school, so it is not convenient to go back and forth every day."

Ye Wenjun nodded and replied accordingly.

Jiang Ying smiled and said: "That's not too far away. We can also stop by on Saturdays and Sundays to have some fun."

Ye Wenjun smiled and said: "Warm welcome."

Chatting in the group often happens in bursts and is quite metaphysical.

Sometimes when a topic is brought up, 99+ messages can be received in just a few minutes. But sometimes the conversation is quite lively, but suddenly someone speaks with interest, or the originally lively group will immediately become deserted, and This is what the group looks like at this time:

Dong Peng: "My feet are so itchy..."

At the same time, a photo of the feet was also attached.

The students who were chatting were suddenly stunned for a moment. They didn't realize why Dong Peng sent this message, and they didn't know how to answer the call. For a while, everyone unanimously remained silent.

One minute.

Two minutes.

No one continued to chat, and this message was drowned out. Therefore, the sentence "My feet are so itchy" hangs alone at the end of the group, quite conspicuous.

It's almost like a public trial.

As a counselor, Lian Xiaoqin is not only responsible for the physical health of the students, but also their physical health, so she directly @dongpeng and asked: "What's wrong with your feet?"

QQ didn’t have the withdrawal function until one or five years ago. At this time, even Dong Peng was too late to react, so he could only quickly reply in the group:
"Sorry, I was chatting with someone privately and sent it to the wrong group."

It was okay not to mention this. After mentioning it, the group became lively again.

Chen Chu: "Fortunately, it's my feet that are itching. If it was itching in other places, I don't know how to answer it!"

Ding Guangwei: "+1"

Pan Dahai: "+1"

The next row is all +1.

Others laughed at Dong Peng for not driving in the group, otherwise his reputation would have been ruined.

Dong Peng was extremely angry, but because he was in the class group and couldn't curse, he could only explain patiently: "The climate in Jianghuai is too humid. I should have athlete's foot. Does anyone know how to treat it?"

Dong Peng's explanation finally restored the style of painting in the group to normal.

For a while, everyone complained about the weather in Jianghuai.

Neither south nor north.

The winter is extremely cold and the summer is extremely hot. It only rains during free time, and it is rare to see good weather for more than ten days. Many people have never had prickly heat in their hometown, but as a result, they come here to go to school and suffer from severe acclimatization and almost all kinds of problems.

"The car god stepped on the accelerator too much and was punished by God. The only way to relieve his worries is to start the car."

Chen Chu deliberately wanted to deviate from his painting style, but no one responded. Instead, many classmates enthusiastically came up with ideas:

"One pill for treating dermatitis can solve a difficult problem!"

"I tried this thing, but it will itch again after a while."

"Go buy enough salt and soak it for a week, it will solve the problem."

"No, just give it a few months, especially in spring and autumn when the itchiness is severe."

Although there were many suggestions put forward, Dong Peng had already tried most of them and they were useless.

So he directly @Gu Yuan: "Study committee member, you are a local, do you know how to treat it?"

Gu Yuan almost laughed angrily. Do locals have to know how to treat athlete's foot?
However, before he could reply, Chen Chu jumped out and said a lot:

"I am a local, and Gu Yuan is an outsider. Athlete's foot is a difficult and complicated disease. As far as I know, people around me who have athlete's foot have never been cured, because most methods treat the symptoms but not the root cause. But I There is a way to help you completely avoid this situation and never do it again.”

Then he added:
"If it doesn't work, feel free to scold me, but I won't say a word."

"real or fake?"

"Awesome!"

"Sports committee member, please tell me."

A large group of people in the group asked.

Suddenly, it seemed that this was no longer a class group, but an athlete's foot group.

Chen Chu did not reply immediately, but said slowly: "If you ask me sincerely, I might tell you mercifully."

"Sports committee member, what can you do?" Dong Peng had been itching his feet during this period and was tortured to the point of ecstasy. In addition, Chen Chu said so surely that it didn't matter if he lowered his head, so he asked the question sincerely. Even honorifics were used.

"Amputation."

Chen Chu said.

As soon as these words came out, Dong Peng almost couldn't catch his breath: "Fuck, is this your way? [Angry]"

Many people in the group also broke through the defense on the spot.

"I'm just asking you if it works!"

Chen Chu smiled.

Ye Wenjun, who was holding the mobile phone, suddenly laughed and said, "Why is Chen Chu like this!"

Xuan Yanan, who had been peeking at the screen, couldn't help it anymore: "According to you, no matter what goes wrong, the first choice is the arthropod?"

Chen Chu: "Not bad."

"@ Dongpeng, your disease is incurable. I personally recommend treating it from the eyebrows down to avoid future problems."

Dong Peng couldn't hold himself any longer on the spot and rushed to 404 angrily. As a result, Chen Chu was not there, so he could only vent angrily:

"You'd better not go to school tonight!"

Chen Chu even added a look of wearing a helmet and smoking a cigarette.

"Your suggestion is very good. I suggest you don't suggest it again in the future."

Gu Yuan couldn't stand it anymore, so he kicked Chen Chu out of the group, and then said in the group: "Athlete's foot can be cured. Foot salt and dermatitis can be cured. Pay attention to drying your shoes and socks after washing them thoroughly. Let it dry before wearing it.”

Although many students have lived on campus for two or three years, they lack certain life experience because they have been under the care of their parents. At the same time, they are not so meticulous about their own lives and do not care too much about personal hygiene.

Coupled with the humidity in Jianghuai, sometimes if the socks are not dried and are wet, it is easy to get athlete's foot.

……

Ye Wenjun held her cell phone and chatted with Jiang Ying for a while, and fell asleep on the recliner unknowingly. Gu Yuan took out a blanket from the room and covered her with it before lying down on the side.

After reaching the realm of Nascent Soul, cultivation is no longer limited to sitting and meditating. It can be done anytime and anywhere.

With a thought.

The huge spiritual consciousness was like a torrent that had accumulated for three days and three nights. It poured out in an instant, rapidly extending in all directions with the courtyard as the center.

One mile, ten miles, fifty miles, a hundred miles...

The spiritual consciousness seemed to have no end, and it had covered the entire Heshi City almost in the blink of an eye. It didn't even have an end yet, spreading towards the entire Hui Province. After a full two or three minutes, Gu Yuan slowly opened his eyes.

"The Nascent Soul is in the late stage!"

His spiritual consciousness has increased by more than a hundred times compared to last year, covering not only Hui Province, but even several neighboring provinces and cities.

of course.

This is not the limit. If the accuracy is reduced, this range can be continuously improved.

At this level of cultivation, with Earth's current technological means, it is no longer possible to threaten him.

"About this time next year, we will be going through the inner demon tribulation!"

The afternoon was long.

"Did I fall asleep?"

When Ye Wenjun woke up, the sun was still shining. He couldn't help but stretch, turned his head, and found Gu Yuan lying beside him, watching him quietly.

The sky is extremely blue, and the sunlight falls through the shade of the trees. As the breeze blows, it looks like ripples on the water, making people feel inexplicably comfortable.

Gu Yuan said nothing.

Ye Wenjun didn't speak, but just grabbed Gu Yuan's hand with a smile.

(End of this chapter)

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