Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?
Chapter 53 Sentiment Analysis Master
Chapter 53 Sentiment Analysis Master
None of the friends expected that, for the first time in their lives, they would confess their love and be rejected like this.
but.
He has never experienced anything and has no idea where he went wrong.
Gu Yuan knew very well that he had to go step by step when pursuing girls.Delivering things, eating a few meals, and having a few romantic encounters. As long as you don't meet a hooker, it means you can sound the charge.
When the atmosphere arrives, you can even go directly to the hotel.
Even Li Qiao understands this.
Any girl might have fallen under Li Qiao's jeans long ago, but unfortunately he met Lu Xueyuan.
"The charge horn has been blown early, and the enemy is still covered in armor!"
Gu Yuan patted his friend's head and comforted him, "Forget it, forget it, you can chase another one. The way to forget a relationship is to start a new relationship. As long as you start a relationship enough, you will never fall out of love again." I can never catch up with you."
The friend raised his head and thought about it seriously, "I was just rejected by Zhang Qianfen, and now I'm chasing someone else... This is not good!"
"What's wrong?"
Gu Yuan was happy. This guy just felt that it was not good to give up and that he was not infatuated enough.
And he was also afraid that people would say behind his back:
See it.
I have such a good vision. As soon as I reject him, he turns around and chases someone else.
Pooh!
Scumbag!
However, infatuation is useless?
Others will only say that you are a licking dog!
"You two haven't obtained the certificate, and there are no regulations, so you have to hang yourself on this crooked tree? Besides, even if you get the certificate, you can still get divorced!"
"That's not good either!"
The friend is thin-skinned and always feels that this is not the right thing to do. These days, books teach men to be infatuated and pick flowers from the cliff for women. He feels that even if he is rejected, he should give it a try, "You can help me make another one." Idea, let’s see how I can make up for it?”
Gu Yuanxin said, you have violated the law of heaven and deserve to be punished. How can I help you make up for it?
"You'd better go to the cafeteria and watch TV!"
……
As soon as Contestant No. [-] was sent away, Contestant No. [-] came over and said hello from afar.
Gu Yuan saw Li Qiao, turned around and left.
He knew that Lu Xueyuan's urine was deficient in him, and he would definitely torture others.It's either shameless or cold violence.This guy was most likely here to complain, so he didn't even want to hear a word of it.
Because over and over again, it’s all bullshit.
He is not a master of emotional analysis.
"Brother Yuan, don't leave."
Li Qiao was a little surprised and directly activated his money ability, "I'll buy you 100 minutes for 5 yuan."
"One thousand and two dollars an hour!"
Gu Yuan stopped on the spot, he could be a master of emotional analysis.
Anyway, idle time is idle. Listening to the other party's complaints can make you happy.After all, in his previous life, Li Qiao had always been resentful of himself for hindering his and Lu Xueyuan's good deeds.
The tortured self told the other party that even if he was asked to run away and chase her, he would not be able to catch up with Lu Xueyuan.
However, Li Qiao didn't believe a word of it and still longed for his 'White Moonlight'.
"Give me the money first!" Gu Yuan said.
Li Qiao decisively took out 100 yuan and handed it over, "Brother Yuan, Lu Xueyuan is ignoring me, what do you think I should do? No matter how I look for her, she ignores me, and Zhang Qianfen also asked me not to harass her anymore."
Gu Yuanxin said, that's right.Cold violence is only one of Lu Xueyuan's skills, and her strongest skill is face-changing.You were chatting happily with her a moment ago and didn't do anything, but suddenly she felt dissatisfied or dissatisfied with something, and she immediately turned against you, leaving you confused and inexplicable.
If you ask, she won't tell you why.
Finally, he made an inexplicable apology.
"As long as you work hard enough, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle! You are chasing Lu Xueyuan, who is Zhang Qianfen? She wants you to ignore her, so why don't you ignore her? She is not your parent, she is so lenient!"
Gu Yuan was not polite at all.
Li Qiao sighed, "You said it's easy, but I can't do it!"
When he said this, Gu Yuan understood immediately.The goddess's best friend has a bloodline against licking dogs, whoever licks them will be afraid!
"Then you go after Zhang Qianfen. If you catch her, she won't stop you."
As Gu Yuan said, he felt happy.
He felt that this idea was quite bad. If Li Qiao turned around and launched an offensive against Zhang Qianfen, based on his understanding of the two people, the two best friends would definitely fall out over it.Because Lu Xueyuan is very possessive.
Even if her toys are lost or damaged, no one else is allowed to get their hands on them.
Li Qiao was dumbfounded on the spot and couldn't say a word. Finally, he said in a nonchalant manner: "How can this be done? They are best friends. I feel sorry for Lu Xueyuan when I do this!"
Gu Yuan frowned.
He is very disgusted with things like best friends. Ms. Yuan Xin once said that when she was young, she had a very close best friend.But who would have expected that this best friend was actually poaching behind his back, trying to pry away Lao Gu.
Fire prevention, theft prevention and best friend protection, do you think it’s just lip service?
"Besides, Lu Xueyuan has already rejected you. It's human nature for you to turn around and chase other people! There is no law stipulating that you can only chase her for the rest of your life!" Seeing that Li Qiao still couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart, Gu I'm about to leave after patting my butt from afar. Five minutes are up.
"I don't want to do this, I don't want to do that, and there's nothing I can do about it."
"Brother Yuan, I want to ask you one more thing. Help me transfer this to Lu Xueyuan."
Li Qiao quickly stopped him and handed over a piece of letter paper folded into a heart shape.
"What is it, a love letter? Can I read it?"
Seeing that Li Qiao had no objection, he opened it on the spot.
It is still the popular candy house stationery, and most of the page has a background of a little girl licking a lollipop.
There is only a string of no numbers between the blank sheets of paper.
It doesn't look like a bank card number, because it only has seven digits. Could it be his father's bank deposit?You really don’t hesitate to spend money just to pick up girls!
Li Qiao was a little nervous, "This is my QQ account... I thought about it yesterday. Since we can't be lovers, we can also be friends. Loving someone doesn't mean you have to be by her side. Being able to protect her silently is also a good thing. kind of happiness!"
"Tell her that I'm waiting for her in the Internet cafe now. If she wants to have another friend like me, add me on QQ!"
When he said this, his eyes flashed with luster.
Gu Yuan was silenced on the spot.
Licking the dog is so great, it moved me to tears. If Meiyangyang doesn't call you to express your joy, your identity will be blinded in vain.
After Li Qiao left, Gu Yuan threw the letter into the trash can.
joke!
It's not easy for him to distance himself from Lu Xueyuan now, so why would he take the initiative to get involved?
However, after taking two steps, Gu Yuan picked up the letter paper again.
He walked to the cafeteria and found his friend who was watching Sun Wukong beating Broly. He handed him the letter and said, "I got Zhang Qianfen's QQ for you just now. She is probably in the Internet cafe now. If you really want If you want to be friends with her, you can add her now..."
(End of this chapter)
None of the friends expected that, for the first time in their lives, they would confess their love and be rejected like this.
but.
He has never experienced anything and has no idea where he went wrong.
Gu Yuan knew very well that he had to go step by step when pursuing girls.Delivering things, eating a few meals, and having a few romantic encounters. As long as you don't meet a hooker, it means you can sound the charge.
When the atmosphere arrives, you can even go directly to the hotel.
Even Li Qiao understands this.
Any girl might have fallen under Li Qiao's jeans long ago, but unfortunately he met Lu Xueyuan.
"The charge horn has been blown early, and the enemy is still covered in armor!"
Gu Yuan patted his friend's head and comforted him, "Forget it, forget it, you can chase another one. The way to forget a relationship is to start a new relationship. As long as you start a relationship enough, you will never fall out of love again." I can never catch up with you."
The friend raised his head and thought about it seriously, "I was just rejected by Zhang Qianfen, and now I'm chasing someone else... This is not good!"
"What's wrong?"
Gu Yuan was happy. This guy just felt that it was not good to give up and that he was not infatuated enough.
And he was also afraid that people would say behind his back:
See it.
I have such a good vision. As soon as I reject him, he turns around and chases someone else.
Pooh!
Scumbag!
However, infatuation is useless?
Others will only say that you are a licking dog!
"You two haven't obtained the certificate, and there are no regulations, so you have to hang yourself on this crooked tree? Besides, even if you get the certificate, you can still get divorced!"
"That's not good either!"
The friend is thin-skinned and always feels that this is not the right thing to do. These days, books teach men to be infatuated and pick flowers from the cliff for women. He feels that even if he is rejected, he should give it a try, "You can help me make another one." Idea, let’s see how I can make up for it?”
Gu Yuanxin said, you have violated the law of heaven and deserve to be punished. How can I help you make up for it?
"You'd better go to the cafeteria and watch TV!"
……
As soon as Contestant No. [-] was sent away, Contestant No. [-] came over and said hello from afar.
Gu Yuan saw Li Qiao, turned around and left.
He knew that Lu Xueyuan's urine was deficient in him, and he would definitely torture others.It's either shameless or cold violence.This guy was most likely here to complain, so he didn't even want to hear a word of it.
Because over and over again, it’s all bullshit.
He is not a master of emotional analysis.
"Brother Yuan, don't leave."
Li Qiao was a little surprised and directly activated his money ability, "I'll buy you 100 minutes for 5 yuan."
"One thousand and two dollars an hour!"
Gu Yuan stopped on the spot, he could be a master of emotional analysis.
Anyway, idle time is idle. Listening to the other party's complaints can make you happy.After all, in his previous life, Li Qiao had always been resentful of himself for hindering his and Lu Xueyuan's good deeds.
The tortured self told the other party that even if he was asked to run away and chase her, he would not be able to catch up with Lu Xueyuan.
However, Li Qiao didn't believe a word of it and still longed for his 'White Moonlight'.
"Give me the money first!" Gu Yuan said.
Li Qiao decisively took out 100 yuan and handed it over, "Brother Yuan, Lu Xueyuan is ignoring me, what do you think I should do? No matter how I look for her, she ignores me, and Zhang Qianfen also asked me not to harass her anymore."
Gu Yuanxin said, that's right.Cold violence is only one of Lu Xueyuan's skills, and her strongest skill is face-changing.You were chatting happily with her a moment ago and didn't do anything, but suddenly she felt dissatisfied or dissatisfied with something, and she immediately turned against you, leaving you confused and inexplicable.
If you ask, she won't tell you why.
Finally, he made an inexplicable apology.
"As long as you work hard enough, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle! You are chasing Lu Xueyuan, who is Zhang Qianfen? She wants you to ignore her, so why don't you ignore her? She is not your parent, she is so lenient!"
Gu Yuan was not polite at all.
Li Qiao sighed, "You said it's easy, but I can't do it!"
When he said this, Gu Yuan understood immediately.The goddess's best friend has a bloodline against licking dogs, whoever licks them will be afraid!
"Then you go after Zhang Qianfen. If you catch her, she won't stop you."
As Gu Yuan said, he felt happy.
He felt that this idea was quite bad. If Li Qiao turned around and launched an offensive against Zhang Qianfen, based on his understanding of the two people, the two best friends would definitely fall out over it.Because Lu Xueyuan is very possessive.
Even if her toys are lost or damaged, no one else is allowed to get their hands on them.
Li Qiao was dumbfounded on the spot and couldn't say a word. Finally, he said in a nonchalant manner: "How can this be done? They are best friends. I feel sorry for Lu Xueyuan when I do this!"
Gu Yuan frowned.
He is very disgusted with things like best friends. Ms. Yuan Xin once said that when she was young, she had a very close best friend.But who would have expected that this best friend was actually poaching behind his back, trying to pry away Lao Gu.
Fire prevention, theft prevention and best friend protection, do you think it’s just lip service?
"Besides, Lu Xueyuan has already rejected you. It's human nature for you to turn around and chase other people! There is no law stipulating that you can only chase her for the rest of your life!" Seeing that Li Qiao still couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart, Gu I'm about to leave after patting my butt from afar. Five minutes are up.
"I don't want to do this, I don't want to do that, and there's nothing I can do about it."
"Brother Yuan, I want to ask you one more thing. Help me transfer this to Lu Xueyuan."
Li Qiao quickly stopped him and handed over a piece of letter paper folded into a heart shape.
"What is it, a love letter? Can I read it?"
Seeing that Li Qiao had no objection, he opened it on the spot.
It is still the popular candy house stationery, and most of the page has a background of a little girl licking a lollipop.
There is only a string of no numbers between the blank sheets of paper.
It doesn't look like a bank card number, because it only has seven digits. Could it be his father's bank deposit?You really don’t hesitate to spend money just to pick up girls!
Li Qiao was a little nervous, "This is my QQ account... I thought about it yesterday. Since we can't be lovers, we can also be friends. Loving someone doesn't mean you have to be by her side. Being able to protect her silently is also a good thing. kind of happiness!"
"Tell her that I'm waiting for her in the Internet cafe now. If she wants to have another friend like me, add me on QQ!"
When he said this, his eyes flashed with luster.
Gu Yuan was silenced on the spot.
Licking the dog is so great, it moved me to tears. If Meiyangyang doesn't call you to express your joy, your identity will be blinded in vain.
After Li Qiao left, Gu Yuan threw the letter into the trash can.
joke!
It's not easy for him to distance himself from Lu Xueyuan now, so why would he take the initiative to get involved?
However, after taking two steps, Gu Yuan picked up the letter paper again.
He walked to the cafeteria and found his friend who was watching Sun Wukong beating Broly. He handed him the letter and said, "I got Zhang Qianfen's QQ for you just now. She is probably in the Internet cafe now. If you really want If you want to be friends with her, you can add her now..."
(End of this chapter)
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