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Chapter 84.Xu Damao is covered with a sack
Chapter 84.Xu Damao is covered with a sack
Seeing that Xu Damao was about to go online.
Silly Zhu, who had just a hint of unnoticeable joy in his eyes, suddenly became anxious:
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm talking about Xu Damao! You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense!
I'm sleeping peacefully at home.
I'm so crazy and stupid to put a sack on you!Besides, if you just say that I put a sack on you, do you have any evidence?
How much is a sack worth? How much does it cost if I beat you? "
"Pfft~"
"Haha."
As soon as Si Zhu said these words, many neighbors who had been woken up and couldn't sleep burst out laughing.
Although the words are not good, it is the truth.
If Silly Zhu wants to beat Xu Damao, he really can't afford to waste a sack.
"You! You! Silly Zhu, you insulted my character!"
Xu Damao was jumping around in the courtyard.
Silly Zhu's heart suddenly relaxed.Looking at this posture, Xu Damao might not have any evidence.
My heart relaxed, and Silly Zhu's expression became exaggerated:
"Hey, do you still have personality? Where did you hear this word from? Look at your face. Do you know how to use the word personality?"
"you you you!"
Xu Damao continued to dance.
"Okay, let's make a fuss about something without any basis or evidence! It's true, Xu Damao, you're jumping around here without even knowing who did it.
As long as you can produce evidence, I will certainly give you justice.
Now?
Go to bed early when you go home.
What a fuss at night. "
Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to turn around and go back to the house.
Xu Damao laughed abnormally:
"Master, I remember what you said! The evidence is right!
I have! "
With that said, Xu Damao turned around and ran towards the front yard.
Before Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu could react, Xu Damao had already ran back.
While running back, Xu Damao still held two sacks in his hands.
"Silly Zhu! Don't tell me, grandpa, that I'm bullying you! Keep your eyes wide open and see where the mark is on this sack!"
Xu Damao spoke plausibly.
Silly Zhu suddenly became anxious.
'Bad dish!Why did I forget about the steel seal? '
But Si Zhu immediately realized that he only beat Xu Damao once, who did the rest?
Don't look at the evidence that's already in front of you.
But Silly Zhu still dug his head and refused to admit it:
"Hey, what's wrong with the steel seal? There are so many people in the steel rolling mill, and they were trapped in sacks from the factory. It can only mean that you, Xu Damao, are not popular.
What does it have to do with me? "
"What does it have to do with it? It's the sack in the factory, right?
Otherwise, if you, Silly Zhu, were really stupid, this stamp would have been given to you from the cafeteria! "
Hearing this, Shazhu's claws instantly became numb.
A wise man will always make mistakes. He never thought that a sack that he just pulled at random would have such a big problem.
"What else do you have to say now!"
Seeing Silly Zhu speechless, Xu Damao suddenly became proud.
He shook the sack in his hand and looked at Yi Zhonghai:
"Master, you said it yourself, and now the evidence has been produced!
Do you have any questions? "
Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai, who felt that his authority in the courtyard had been trampled on, took a deep look at Xu Damao.
Then he turned his attention to Shazhu:
“Apologise, pay two yuan, and that’s the end of it.
The smallest thing makes a noise, and this is in the middle of the night!If you have anything to say, you can’t say it during the day! "
"Hey, hey! What I said is right, you can't say anything during the day.
What, Xu Damao can't help it. It's really because you were too late to talk during the day. I couldn't hold it back and wanted to continue the meal that I had during the day.So what, this money is for you.I took this sack away first and will use it later.
As for you, go to bed early if you have nothing to do.
When daybreak comes, don't you have to go on a blind date? "
With these words in his mouth, Silly Zhu slapped the two dollars heavily into Xu Damao's hand.
Taking advantage of Xu Damao's daze, he closed the door and turned off the lights, entering the stage of pretending to be dead.
Xu Damao was left with a bruised nose and swollen face, standing alone in the middle courtyard:
"Ah, this. Is this the end?"
Seeing the money in his hands, Xu Damao, who had drunk some wine before, felt a little unreal.
Logically speaking, this was the first time Silly Zhu apologized to him.
It was also the first time I compensated him.
It's obviously the first time the two are superimposed, but why can't I feel the slightest bit of happiness?
In the cold wind, Xu Damao thought for a long time.
When I was so confused that my nose was about to run down, I suddenly figured it out.
"Grandma! Silly Zhu, you didn't apologize just now, were you mocking me?!
Give money?What does money mean? I, Xu Damao, am short of these two dollars! "
Xu Damao was so angry that he deliberately threw the two dollars in Si Zhu's face to question him, but in the end he was still reluctant to part with it.
It's not that he is reluctant to part with the money.
But the money was compensated to him by Silly Zhu.
Xu Damao believes that this is proof that he defeated Silly Pillar!
After this first time, Silly Zhu will definitely fall into his hands again in the future!
Get up the next morning.
Xu Damao's face was swollen and he grinned as he went to the water pipe in the courtyard to get water and wash his face.
Looking at Xu Damao, everyone suddenly became happy:
"Huh, Xu Damao, you can do this! The beating is so even that most people may not be able to achieve this effect if they are beaten deliberately!
If you go on a blind date like this, the girl will definitely fall in love with you!
tsk tsk!
These eye circles are really as round as his grandma’s!You see, it's green with black in it, and the person who did it seems to be an expert.This strength is hey, stable! "
This is so true.
Who can be deliberately beaten?
This is obviously to entertain Xu Damao.
"Go, go, if you can't speak, don't speak."
Xu Damao muttered dissatisfiedly.
I didn't know which nerve was pulled when I was talking, and it hurt when I was so stimulated by the cold water.
At this time, a few restless kids in the courtyard simply made up a jingle:
"Xu Damao, when you play football, you have to wear a sack with two ounces of oil. If you can't eat two ounces of oil, you might as well buy me firecrackers!"
Being so ostracized by adults and children.
Xu Damao's face suddenly lost its expression.
Being bullied by Silly Pillar means someone is protecting you.
Being bullied by others?Ho!He, Xu Damao, has never been bullied by anyone other than Silly Zhu in this courtyard!
"Intuit!
I have something else to do today, so I won’t argue with you!
When we get back to work, just see if I can shake the spoon for you! "
After saying this, Xu Damao held his head high, held the washbasin and ran towards his house with a grin on his face.
Today's blind date is a big deal. If he can get it, Xu Damao won't have to worry about it for the rest of his life.
This needs to be carefully planned.
When Xu Damao went out again, regardless of the bruises on his nose and face, his image suddenly became human-like.
Passing by the door of Shazhu's house in Zhongyuan.
Xu Damao still gathered his strength, left a mouthful of phlegm viciously, and left proudly.
With that look, those who didn't know thought that Xu Damao was taking advantage of him.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that Xu Damao was about to go online.
Silly Zhu, who had just a hint of unnoticeable joy in his eyes, suddenly became anxious:
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm talking about Xu Damao! You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense!
I'm sleeping peacefully at home.
I'm so crazy and stupid to put a sack on you!Besides, if you just say that I put a sack on you, do you have any evidence?
How much is a sack worth? How much does it cost if I beat you? "
"Pfft~"
"Haha."
As soon as Si Zhu said these words, many neighbors who had been woken up and couldn't sleep burst out laughing.
Although the words are not good, it is the truth.
If Silly Zhu wants to beat Xu Damao, he really can't afford to waste a sack.
"You! You! Silly Zhu, you insulted my character!"
Xu Damao was jumping around in the courtyard.
Silly Zhu's heart suddenly relaxed.Looking at this posture, Xu Damao might not have any evidence.
My heart relaxed, and Silly Zhu's expression became exaggerated:
"Hey, do you still have personality? Where did you hear this word from? Look at your face. Do you know how to use the word personality?"
"you you you!"
Xu Damao continued to dance.
"Okay, let's make a fuss about something without any basis or evidence! It's true, Xu Damao, you're jumping around here without even knowing who did it.
As long as you can produce evidence, I will certainly give you justice.
Now?
Go to bed early when you go home.
What a fuss at night. "
Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to turn around and go back to the house.
Xu Damao laughed abnormally:
"Master, I remember what you said! The evidence is right!
I have! "
With that said, Xu Damao turned around and ran towards the front yard.
Before Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu could react, Xu Damao had already ran back.
While running back, Xu Damao still held two sacks in his hands.
"Silly Zhu! Don't tell me, grandpa, that I'm bullying you! Keep your eyes wide open and see where the mark is on this sack!"
Xu Damao spoke plausibly.
Silly Zhu suddenly became anxious.
'Bad dish!Why did I forget about the steel seal? '
But Si Zhu immediately realized that he only beat Xu Damao once, who did the rest?
Don't look at the evidence that's already in front of you.
But Silly Zhu still dug his head and refused to admit it:
"Hey, what's wrong with the steel seal? There are so many people in the steel rolling mill, and they were trapped in sacks from the factory. It can only mean that you, Xu Damao, are not popular.
What does it have to do with me? "
"What does it have to do with it? It's the sack in the factory, right?
Otherwise, if you, Silly Zhu, were really stupid, this stamp would have been given to you from the cafeteria! "
Hearing this, Shazhu's claws instantly became numb.
A wise man will always make mistakes. He never thought that a sack that he just pulled at random would have such a big problem.
"What else do you have to say now!"
Seeing Silly Zhu speechless, Xu Damao suddenly became proud.
He shook the sack in his hand and looked at Yi Zhonghai:
"Master, you said it yourself, and now the evidence has been produced!
Do you have any questions? "
Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai, who felt that his authority in the courtyard had been trampled on, took a deep look at Xu Damao.
Then he turned his attention to Shazhu:
“Apologise, pay two yuan, and that’s the end of it.
The smallest thing makes a noise, and this is in the middle of the night!If you have anything to say, you can’t say it during the day! "
"Hey, hey! What I said is right, you can't say anything during the day.
What, Xu Damao can't help it. It's really because you were too late to talk during the day. I couldn't hold it back and wanted to continue the meal that I had during the day.So what, this money is for you.I took this sack away first and will use it later.
As for you, go to bed early if you have nothing to do.
When daybreak comes, don't you have to go on a blind date? "
With these words in his mouth, Silly Zhu slapped the two dollars heavily into Xu Damao's hand.
Taking advantage of Xu Damao's daze, he closed the door and turned off the lights, entering the stage of pretending to be dead.
Xu Damao was left with a bruised nose and swollen face, standing alone in the middle courtyard:
"Ah, this. Is this the end?"
Seeing the money in his hands, Xu Damao, who had drunk some wine before, felt a little unreal.
Logically speaking, this was the first time Silly Zhu apologized to him.
It was also the first time I compensated him.
It's obviously the first time the two are superimposed, but why can't I feel the slightest bit of happiness?
In the cold wind, Xu Damao thought for a long time.
When I was so confused that my nose was about to run down, I suddenly figured it out.
"Grandma! Silly Zhu, you didn't apologize just now, were you mocking me?!
Give money?What does money mean? I, Xu Damao, am short of these two dollars! "
Xu Damao was so angry that he deliberately threw the two dollars in Si Zhu's face to question him, but in the end he was still reluctant to part with it.
It's not that he is reluctant to part with the money.
But the money was compensated to him by Silly Zhu.
Xu Damao believes that this is proof that he defeated Silly Pillar!
After this first time, Silly Zhu will definitely fall into his hands again in the future!
Get up the next morning.
Xu Damao's face was swollen and he grinned as he went to the water pipe in the courtyard to get water and wash his face.
Looking at Xu Damao, everyone suddenly became happy:
"Huh, Xu Damao, you can do this! The beating is so even that most people may not be able to achieve this effect if they are beaten deliberately!
If you go on a blind date like this, the girl will definitely fall in love with you!
tsk tsk!
These eye circles are really as round as his grandma’s!You see, it's green with black in it, and the person who did it seems to be an expert.This strength is hey, stable! "
This is so true.
Who can be deliberately beaten?
This is obviously to entertain Xu Damao.
"Go, go, if you can't speak, don't speak."
Xu Damao muttered dissatisfiedly.
I didn't know which nerve was pulled when I was talking, and it hurt when I was so stimulated by the cold water.
At this time, a few restless kids in the courtyard simply made up a jingle:
"Xu Damao, when you play football, you have to wear a sack with two ounces of oil. If you can't eat two ounces of oil, you might as well buy me firecrackers!"
Being so ostracized by adults and children.
Xu Damao's face suddenly lost its expression.
Being bullied by Silly Pillar means someone is protecting you.
Being bullied by others?Ho!He, Xu Damao, has never been bullied by anyone other than Silly Zhu in this courtyard!
"Intuit!
I have something else to do today, so I won’t argue with you!
When we get back to work, just see if I can shake the spoon for you! "
After saying this, Xu Damao held his head high, held the washbasin and ran towards his house with a grin on his face.
Today's blind date is a big deal. If he can get it, Xu Damao won't have to worry about it for the rest of his life.
This needs to be carefully planned.
When Xu Damao went out again, regardless of the bruises on his nose and face, his image suddenly became human-like.
Passing by the door of Shazhu's house in Zhongyuan.
Xu Damao still gathered his strength, left a mouthful of phlegm viciously, and left proudly.
With that look, those who didn't know thought that Xu Damao was taking advantage of him.
(End of this chapter)
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