I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 256 Return to Blue Star
"..."

At this point, it seems that there is no practical significance in continuing to fight with Xiao Yi.

Although he may not necessarily lose, the seventh and fifth rules really can't help Xiao Yi, so he can only keep delaying it.

Moreover, what the seventh and fifth rules are doing now is undoubtedly against the rules between them. Once other beings discover it, they will inevitably end in failure.

No matter how you calculate it, it seems that this matter can only end here.

They could not give Xiao Yi death.

"...That's all." After thinking about the seventh rule, he could only nod helplessly in agreement, "If you really don't intend to affect our plan, then I don't need to target you anymore."

"It's good if you understand." Xiao Yi said.

"So..." Rule 5 asked Rule 7: "Are we just going to give up?"

"That's it." Rule Seven says, "Then, let's go."

Moreover, Xiao also felt that he no longer needed this ability, and he would not need it for at least some time in the future.

There is no need to keep things you don’t need.

Just before disappearing, Xiao Yi looked at himself and made a somewhat unexpected sound for the first time.

What does not belong to you will eventually be lost, and forcefully possessing it will cause adverse consequences to you... This is not a prediction, but an inevitable fact. Once you choose to forcefully possess it, it will inevitably happen.

After saying that, Xiao Yi opened the passage back to Blue Star.

Even if his action failed, his violation of regulations was indeed committed.

After leaving, Rule 7 proactively admitted his violation of the rules and actively requested to be punished.

"...Huh? Hiss~oh!!! Uh..."

Although he can use this ability unlimitedly, it is ultimately an ability that is forcibly attached to him and does not belong to him and is incomplete.

Returning to Xiao Yi, when he saw Rule 7 and Rule 5 leaving, he couldn't help but muttered:
"You really just left like this? Why didn't you send the person back? It's really irresponsible... Anyway, I'd better go there myself."

But that’s all on the other side, and there’s no need to say anything more.

Therefore, the power of [Philosopher] disappeared once again.

Xiao Yi, who returned to normal, carefully thought about the series of things that had happened before, trying to understand what happened, and made a series of strange noises as he thought about it complicatedly.

There were no more words, and there was no need to say anything more. Rule 7 and Rule 5 both understood the current situation, so they directly chose to leave and went to somewhere unknown.

From Xiao Yi's point of view, he seemed to be dying before, being beaten half to death by two cerebral palsy men who came out of nowhere and started talking to themselves.

Moreover, under the seventh rule's arguments, the fifth rule, which was originally intended to be punished with him, was exempted from punishment.

While returning to Blue Star, Xiao Yi also cleared his [Philosopher] power.

After telling a bunch of unexplained riddles, Xiao Yi's deep, transparent eyes that were as blinding as the endless starry sky once again became clear and slightly stupid.

In this regard, Rule 7 is pretty much true to its word.

"...Oh? I just noticed now that I have undergone such a change. Whether this change is good or bad for myself, to be honest, I can't guess now." Xiao Yi smiled slightly, "But This is good, it can bring more changes to the future, and it won’t be wrong after all, and... you won’t harm yourself no matter what, right?”

Then, while half-dead, he suddenly came back to his senses.

After returning to the light, he seemed to have become very powerful, as if heaven and man were one, he had seen through many things, and then he scared those two guys away with just one word.

However, when the crisis was over, the state of unity between nature and man that he only experienced when facing danger also disappeared.

"So that's it!" Xiao Yi felt that he had understood everything, "It must be the effect of adrenaline!"

Xiao Yi said firmly: "I have long heard that when people are in a crisis or injured state, they will stimulate adrenaline, which can not only heal their own injuries, but can even greatly improve their physical fitness, which was not possible before. It is possible to do something beyond the original limits of the human body! It must be so!

Moreover, I didn’t expect that adrenaline can also improve IQ. I have never heard of it before... Hey, maybe this is a new discovery that can win the Nobel Prize! "

Xiao Yi was extremely convinced that the feeling of being transparent and being able to easily see through the essence of everything must be a feeling that could only come from his improved IQ. It was just that he had lost that feeling now that he was out of crisis.

Moreover, with the emergence of that feeling, Xiao Yi now has a lot of mysterious and profound knowledge in his mind, but now Xiao Yi cannot understand the content at all, and he will probably forget it completely in a short time. .

"The human body is really mysterious. It contains many magical powers." Xiao Yi couldn't help but sigh.

At this moment, Xiao Yi suddenly discovered something.

"...Huh? The ring my mother gave me is missing?"

Xiao Yi was already unconscious at that time, so he didn't know that the ring had been used and became his life-saving straw. Of course, it had disappeared at this moment.

"Did it fall when I was beaten half to death?" Xiao Yi looked back and found that he was in a strange space.

The polygonal space is constantly cut in half, divided into smaller and smaller spaces, but the cutting is endless, and the space becomes smaller and smaller, but it never stops.

Even if it reaches the infinitesimal size and reaches under the quarks, it is still cutting.

Xiao Yi couldn't understand everything in front of him. He just instinctively felt that he had left the previous space.

"Looking at it like this... I guess I can't go back to where I was before." Xiao Yi sighed helplessly, "There's nothing I can do. When I see my mother again, I'll ask her for another one."

Xiao Yi just finished speaking, suddenly! A burst of dazzling white light struck him! Ling Xiao also had to close his eyes.

By the time Xiao Yi came to his senses, he had already returned to Blue Star.

……

"What did you say!? Xiao Yi is back!"

After receiving the news, Xu Yingguang hurried to Xiao Yi's location without any time to think about it. After seeing Xiao Yi who was brushing his teeth for some reason, Xu Yingguang's anxious heart could finally feel at ease.

"Huh..." Xu Yingguang couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

"……Um?"

Xiao Yi, who was brushing his teeth, saw Xu Yingguang arriving and said hello to Xu Yingguang.

"Oh, Lao Xu, the mud is spicy, the corpse is filled with fragrant mites, the peeing and chirping feeds the rape, the enlightenment is shocked and the oil is like mud and spicy."

"..." Seeing that Xiao Yi had returned safely, Xu Yingguang, who had just felt relieved, could not help but twitch the corner of his mouth again.

He thought to himself: His heart was beating up and down with worry, but this guy still looked heartless, and he felt like he didn't know what I was worried about... Of course, I was worried about losing someone who could deal with the strange rules. Sharp weapon.

Then, Xu Yingguang said: "Rinse your mouth first, I don't understand what you are talking about at all."

"Hello, hello, hello... Bah!" Xiao Yi spat out the water and repeated: "Old Xu, you are here. To be honest, I haven't seen you for a long time. I really miss you."

"Ah... okay." Xu Yingguang asked again: "Let's not mention that, what happened to you this time? Why did you come back after so long?"

"Did you come back after so long?" Xiao Yi thought for a while and replied: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that on the way back, I was blocked by two strange guys who said some strange words. "

"Two strange guys?" Xu Yingguang immediately became alert.

The character who appears during the dungeon settlement time is undoubtedly a character related to the rule ghost story!
Xu Yingguang asked quickly: "Who are those two people? Or what are they? Did they say anything to you?"

Xiao Yi shook his head, "I don't know, they are just talking about themselves and saying things that others can't understand."

"That's it..." No effective information was obtained, but in this regard, it was hard for Xu Yingguang to have any expectations, so he was not disappointed.

But then, Xu Yingguang suddenly noticed something, and he asked Xiao Yi:
"By the way, those two guys you said...could it be said that what you saw were two people? Are they humans in the shape of ordinary humans, or do they have some strange inhuman characteristics?"

"Well... they are just two very ordinary people. Apart from being as handsome as male celebrities, there is nothing special about them."

"Is that so? Does it look like an ordinary human being?" Xu Yingguang nodded slightly, as if he had thought of something.

"But... they can't be regarded as ordinary humans." Xiao Yi said with some fear: "At least the way they attack is completely incomprehensible to me."

"Do it?" Upon hearing this, Xu Yingguang didn't want to think anymore and asked hurriedly: "Did you fight? Are you injured?"

If the opponent is a person directly related to the Rules Monster Story, then his strength may not be comparable to those enemies in the Rules Monster Dungeon. Such an existence must not be underestimated!

"Ah, it's okay." Xiao Yi waved his hand, "Although I started to fight, I won in the end. I gave them a good talk and dismissed them."

"High talk..."

Let's not mention what Xiao Yi did at that time. In short, judging from his appearance of being okay, he must not have been injured. As long as people are okay, that's more important than anything else.

"Forget it, as long as you're not hurt..." Xu Yingguang said, and couldn't help but ask Xiao Yi: "By the way...why are you brushing your teeth?"

"Oh, this." Xiao Yi explained: "It's nothing, it's just that I seemed to be beaten into a puddle of flesh by those two people, which caused me to have a strange feeling of chewing my own flesh in my mouth, so I I want to brush my teeth.”

Xu Yingguang: "...Huh? Meat?"

Later, no matter what Xiao Yi said that he was fine and his adrenaline was awesome, Xu Yingguang still asked him to conduct a thorough examination.

After all, anyone with a bit of common sense knows that adrenaline has no effect on human flesh and bones. If it is beaten into a pulp, will it be okay?
Finally, after confirming that Xiao Yi was fine, Xu Yingguang's roller-coaster heart finally calmed down again.

From this point of view, it should be Xiao Yi's ability that allowed him to recover from such a serious injury.

"...Anyway, you have experienced a lot during this period of time."

Regardless of what happened to Xiao Yi during the period when he lost contact, Xu Yingguang naturally knew what Xiao Yi had experienced in this copy, so he said:
"I've really worked hard on you for this weird talk about the rules. Although there are still many things I want to ask, before that, you'd better take a good rest and wait until you've recovered."

"Do you want to rest?" Xiao Yi shook his head, "I'm not very tired. I don't feel the need to rest."

Perhaps because of the reshaping of his physical body, Xiao Yi was really not tired at all at this moment. It would be better to say that he felt relaxed now and even had endless energy.

At the same time, Xiao Yi remembered something again, so he said to Xu Yingguang:

"By the way, Lao Xu, I have something to ask you for help."

"Whatever it is, just tell me directly." Xu Yingguang waved his hand, "I said that I will do my best to satisfy your request. Even if it is a big deal, I can still satisfy it."

Moreover, if the entire country is working together to meet Xiao Yi's needs, it can be said that there is nothing that cannot be done.

"That's good. Actually, it's not a big deal." Xiao Yi said, "It's just... Lao Xu, I want to learn cooking. Can you find a chef to teach me?"

Xiao Yi still remembers being told that he was not good at cooking. Therefore, Xiao Yi has made up his mind that he must become a master of cooking!

Xu Yingguang's reaction to this was...

Xu Yingguang: "...Huh?"

Admittedly, this is not a big deal, rather it is a trivial matter that is too simple, but the problem is... Xu Yingguang has actually seen Xiao Yi's amazing cooking skills.

So he knew very well, would anyone really be willing to teach Xiao Yi how to cook after understanding the situation?
The answer must be yes, but... Xu Yingguang remembered that after he went to see Xiao Yi's driving report, he felt a wave of heart palpitations as a bystander, and afterwards he gave the coach a lot of subsidies.

Under such circumstances, Xu Yingguang really couldn't bear to ask people to suffer Xiao Yi's torture anymore.

Therefore, Xu Yingguang couldn't help but ask: "You...do you have to learn cooking? I think it's better to go have some fun and relax by doing something you like."

"No." Xiao Yi shook his head firmly, "I must learn to cook."

"……Fine."

As the saying goes, there must be a brave man under a heavy reward. What Xu Yingguang can do now is to try to give him a better reward and... to find a chef with a strong enough heart.

(End of this chapter)